/CPD/ CHICAGO PD SCANNER THREAD - FIREWORKS AND MEMORIAL DAY MAYHEM EDITION

>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT???
ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.

FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE

>>CPD Dispatch Stream:
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

>>Same feed with ambient music:
youarelistening.to/chicago

>>For Ambiance:
soundcloud.com/sithdemonic/sets/newwaveretro

DANK AUSSIEROBERT OC:
youtube.com/watch?v=ZMLxgBxSiyU

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BACK THE BLUE
>>Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
getbehindthevest.org/
>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.

>>The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund (ALSO GET SOME SWEET SWEET MERCH):
cpdmemorial.org/

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CHICAGO'S K/D RATIO:
>>Shootings Scoreboards:
heyjackass.com
dnainfo.com/chicago/
chitownmugshots.com/
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides/
homicides.suntimes.com/

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>>Chicago Racial Demographics:
radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

>>Chiraq Gangland Map:
wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

>>Police Codes:
bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

>>Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

>>Related twitter
twitter.com/spotnewsonig
twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays

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Robert

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Keys checked, Robert

first for robert

Real Robert hours have begun
Prepare thyself for the coonery

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fml

Robert McRobertson reporting in.
Keys checked.

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>male black approaches

Ey, Robert's here!

Teens fighting on the corner!

>the child is yelling out for the police, mother and father are fighting

fuck this is depressing

STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM!

>several shots fired at 59 and Winchester
>vicious animal

Newer to this, is Robert an actual officer in the cpd, or is it just a "code" word for an officer?

This happens at least once a night. Also, lots of times, children call dispatch on one or both of their parents.

Pit bull status:
[ ] captured
[x] running buck wild

>2 homeless men threatened the caller

>head to hospital before court in the moring

... well shit

>male fighting his mother, possibly intoxicated

At least he isn't trying to rape her.

Sometimes, at completely different times in a same day.

Codeword for officers working this night shift

>Anyone speak Polish?
lol

Takes a small army to confine this mayhem to the ghettos. When the dem machine fails in chiraq and CPD doesn't get paid what then?

more polacks in chicago than in warsaw. largest european demographic there.

Officers probably haven't arrived just yet, give it a minute...

>anybody speak Sup Forumsish?

Huh, things I did not know about Chicago. Good to know I guess

True as fuck. Latrine needs to sort herself out.

JAYKWON TYRELL SMITH, GET OFF YO MOMMA, THAT SHEEEIIIT AIN'T RIGHT.

tell me about the Poles
why do they move from shitholes to shitholes
(dont mean to offend any poles or Chicongoans)

I love this city!

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What does "robert" mean? Are they using in place of "roger" or "over"?

no, illinois is a shithole, with chicago as the poo spewing center of misery.

>male blacks with guns with lasers

tactical niggers

Guns with lazers on them? Holy shit!
They're evolving too quickly!

Ahh kk, ty

>Reports of Guns with Lasers on them

What?!

There's no end to the diversity.

Name for overnight shift of officers

>LASER GUNS
LASER GUNS
>LASER GUNS
LASER GUNS
>LASER GUNS
LASER GUNS

>oh my god

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No idea about the Poles, but I think the fact that people from Chicago are moving out to Minnesota is telling that they probs won't care about comments about what a shithole that place is. I think they would agree more than anything.
Plus the murder rate being higher than majority of places it's size.

See

in a few years the male black will be a flesh terminator, determined to systematically eradicate all expressions of civil society

HOL UP

>loud music for the 3rd night in a row

alright tommy sotomayor

>loud music complaint for the 3rd night in a row
I might've heard all three calls...

Sex in front of the house

>sex offense
>caller says a male and a female are performing acts in front of the house

entirely too lewd

And this is why I don't listen to the ambient music edition

1402 Kaminsky
sex offence
male and female
"performing acts"

Street fornication. Must be aristocracy

>3 shots fired

Hawt.

SHOTS FIRED
3 shots heard

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GET OUT OF M-MY YARD! I NEED TO GO TO SLEEP!!

Every single career shithead that gets arrested in Minnesota is from one of two places: Chicago or Somalia.

>gunshot wound to upper right chest

>shot in the upper right chest

gunshot wound
upper right chest
in a vehicle??
1124 robert is gaurding
233 ?? West Garfield

Will live.

>Get your friends together for baseball game
>Get shot
>Practice your acting for art school in front of house
>get shot

evening lads. 847 robert reporting in. first second i had the radio on:
>gun shots to what part of the body
>upper right chest
the predictability is very comfy

youtube.com/watch?v=VH9of1q1YZw

are there any stats available yet?

Iowa here.

They gave these animals massive DISCOUNTS to use buses and Amtrak to pour into our states. This place use to be mostly rowdy townie and student kinda crime (drinking, parties, public nuisances), but now the nignogs that couldn't hack Chitown come here and carry right on where they left off. This shit is rotting my city from the south out (why the fuck always south?!?)...

There is a bit of silver lining though, the nigs find out pretty quick here that our Rogers will fuck your shit up if you step out of line with them, and usually they end up getting the fuck out of dodge or going to prison.

>20 y/o intoxicated brother is trying to fight with everyone in the house

drunk father fighting everyone and trying to drive drunk

They get taken off Amtrak for drunk all the time.

>"..the mom hit him and then left the apartment"
>2 males unresponsive in car

>domestic abuse with language barrier
>2 males possibly dead in a cadillac in a parking lot
>roberts en route

Shootings:

Friday 5/26
7:15p 1800 W 87th, Auburn Gresham, M/18

Saturday 5/27
2:10a 1200 W 97th, Washington Heights, M/32
2:30a 2000 S Marshall, Little Village, M/18
2:30a 2000 S Marshall, Little Village, M/26
3:50p 5500 S Honore, Englewood, M/23
5:45p 7700 S Cottage Grove, Grand Crossing, M/21
7:00p 1100 N Lockwood, Austin, M/23
7:00p 1100 N Lockwood, Austin, M/24
10:55p 1300 S Millard, North Lawndale, M/19

Sunday 5/28
12:30a 7100 S State, Grand Crossing, M/29
12:30a 4200 W Addison, Irving Park, M/22
1:05a 6600 S Campbell, Chicago Lawn, M/27
2:00a 1300 S Throop, Englewood, F/25
4:10a 400 E 62nd, Woodlawn, M/27
4:10a 400 E 62nd, Woodlawn, M/28
5:00a 6800 S Crandon, South Shore, M/34
7:55a 6900 S Morgan, Englewood, M/24
11:40a 700 E 67th, Woodlawn, M/24
6:35p 1600 S St Louis, North Lawndale, M/15 - Homicide
6:35p 1600 S St Louis, North Lawndale, F/16
7:50p 11700 S Wallace, West Pullman, M?28

And Trailways.

Can you imagine policing these areas where nobody even speaks english? These police aren't paid enough for this shit.

Only? This is light for memorial day.

There's A (Adam) shift, B (Boy) shift, and R/Relief (Robert) shift. It's also used in place of roger.

Two males dead is Chinese fentanyl analogue.

>person stabbed, 4 male hispanics in a 4 door

>4 male hispanics fleeing in car with tinted windows

Oh god, please be dirty heroine!
We secretly call it Terro(tm) round here.

yikes. nice work. this is a pretty comprehensive website as well

homicides.suntimes.com/

> Only?
Roberts working to the point of exhaustion.

>male dancing on entrance to expressway

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If I were trying to police those neighborhoods, I'd find some way to bring in ICE behind the city government's back.

Nice work, user. love the windows.

Democratic machine in Chicago is failing. Can't pay Robert. Robert is not going to like that.

>Got a female outside yelling at someone not to kick her baby
F

thank you robert

>why the fuck always south?!?
Anyone know anything about this? It's always south, and doesn't seem affected by which hemisphere you're in. Are there any exceptions where the north side of a city is worse than its south side?

>male intoxicated trying to drive home, the caller is trying to fight him and others are too

Robert is truly our hero.

>possible baby theft
>suspicious car, no occupants
>drunk driver turned public disturbance

It's de baddest part of town.

>2 male hispanics fired a couple shots then fled