Developments May 26 >Putin, Erdogan discuss permanent settlement in Syria >Latest map update shows Syrian Army advances near Damascus-Palmyra Highway >E. QALAMOUN: SAA capture the Abandoned Missile Battalion base +weapons, munitions and bombs from IS >DeZ: huge IS assault stopped by SAA, RU cargo planes droped supplies >E. Aleppo:3 km to Maskanah town, reports of jihadists retreating from town >SDF repels IS counterattack near Maisalun village-10km N. Raqqa >roads between Damascus-Palmyra reopened >SyAF eliminates IS convoy that left Qalamoun Mountains en route to Raqqa >SDF captured north part of Baath dam >SDF: amnesty for militants linked to IS if they surrender before May 31st >PMU liberates Sinjar military base >Philip:46 dead,31 terrorists,15 security member,army troops, special forces, attack helicopters and armoured vehicles deployed >Yemeni forces conduct new raid on Saudi territory
>based israel edition is israel proxing and taking the piss again?
William Reed
3d for Death to R*java
Parker Rivera
Probably.
Wyatt Hall
Nah, I did it because we were past 300 and nobody would make a new thread.
Connor Anderson
>>Putin, Erdogan discuss permanent settlement in Syria
Jordan Miller
>I did it what did he mean by this
Caleb Price
i've had an awful day how are the rest of you?
Brody Wilson
I made the based Israel thread. Yeah, the weather's turning grim again. Had two hot days followed by thunder and now back to mild temperate.
Ryder Lewis
as good a day as you can have in coastal N.S.W this place is fucking hell i need to get out of here one day
Easton Adams
Stuck at my lake house over flooded roads Not bad for memorial day weekend
William Richardson
Had a shit day too >Be me >Reserve motel for two nights >Friend offers to let us stay until mom gets a job because walmart pay doesn't cover rent >See pic related for why shit is like this >Wait in car in some shit park for 5 hours because mom won't call said friend because she thinks he is sleeping >He texts us >His son is over, and he tells us to 'plan accordingly' >Have to go to a cousin's house after 7 hours, on MY FUCKING DAY OFF WORK >But she's got a very nice place, very nice christian person, altogether enjoyable setup >tfw this place is probably 10x better than friend's.
Also, I saw a blood-red crescent moon tonight. Spoopy
Camden Davis
oh ok >when i thought that in the 8 hours i was of /sg/ it was contaminated by /ptg/ cancer
Parker Diaz
>he still lives in NSW >he doesnt live in based queensland
what are you on about, mate
Carter Kelly
Nothing at all But seriously, did anyone else see blood-red crescent moon tonight? >Captcha: moonraker 1900
Andrew Morales
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Caleb Gomez
coastal nsw is the best m8, we got mountains n shiet, and the people are still nice if you're not sydney house prices still terrible tho
Kayden Hernandez
gotta a final in 24 hours, didn't study because i was sick/shitposting
Cameron Johnson
Tbvqh, /sg/ should embrace ironic threads, shows a level of self awareness unparalleled across pretty much the entire internet. Imagine a lefty/pol/ "based capitalists" thread, or a #imwithher edition of /ptg/, it'd never happen because they lack that depth.
Adrian Bennett
no, it's 3:40pm
Mason Lopez
Part of my filling fell out over Memorial Day weekend, so no dentist till tuesday
Tyler Peterson
>got 1 month to do 10 assignments >im using the college's computer for shitposting on /sg/ instead
Henry Wright
At least Russia is helping Syria. Our "best friends" and "staunchest protectors" watched while we lost Brcko and half of Srpska Krajna and then Kosovo 4 years later.
Logan White
i woke up the day after i had mine done, and all 4 had fallen out they fixed it up free of charge, but it was an excruciating 5 hours
Grayson Stewart
>tfw the moon will never rake you back to 1900
Charles Jackson
/sg/ is more important than college mate. You got your priorities straight.
Dominic Nelson
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Mason Butler
>russian >in any position to intervene in foreign wars in 1992 lad..
Xavier Nelson
barrel bombs
Evan Butler
That sucks I don't know what happened with mine but yours sounds like a bad dentist
I'm looking at a KC thread where Qatar is apparently realigning with Iran What going on?
Also Day of Infamy is pretty good much better than Insurgency
Easton Foster
Barrel bombs
Joseph Peterson
it's honestly the most mind numbing shit, mate >describe a fascia >what is he rpm of a motor charged with 90V >when dissassembling transformers, what is the magnetic field they carry? (wtf, it's a magnetic field)
Luke Cruz
I'm just sayin', every time Serbia was in trouble they weren't there, while Serbs look at them like saviours.
For example, during the wars against Turkey at the start of the 20th century Serbia cleaned up Turkey all the way to the Greek border and Russia sent them a flag. A fucking flag as support.
Aiden Scott
>qatar aligning with Iran you mean Oman. and yeah, the dentist was shit, but his boss (who looks like a fat commander Riker) did a great job on them and now i have no issues with them
i still drink too much though, and bourbon is bad for your teeth
Luke Robinson
Nah Qatar is going absolute madman just search Qatar news
Evan Allen
who dis again?
Angel Perry
>be me >post qt 3.14 with barrel bombs >egyptian asks for sauce >start typing "he doesn't know how to reverse search" >decide to reverse search myself >tfw it pulls up 'beautiful lebanese women'
Hoda Fadel
Chase Kelly
Yeah, Russian never helped Serbia.
Oh yeah, except that time it did and it was the largest war in the history of humanity in which 3 million people died and there entire government was overthrown, there was that one time.
Matthew James
i'll trust that news when they field troops in the Israeli Saud-Iran war on the side of Iran.
Zachary Hall
>be me >see people still posting be me posts in 2017 >be shaking my damn head to be very quite honest lad
Isaiah Reed
>be
Jose Cox
>3 million people Wew, really fucked that up. Meant 3 million Russians.
Hudson Nguyen
Yeah, pretty terrible war. Let's do it again. >Captcha: Canada 1000 Let's send 1000 leafs to start it, then the whole world will hate Canada instead of just Sup Forums.
Samuel Bell
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Eli Rodriguez
me too user i dont think i have talked to a woman my age in over a year. its driving me batshit
Joshua Campbell
I just ate a large dominos pie and an order of mango habanero wings then a bag of lays and hershey bar and Mountain Dewsa for desert, and now im farting uncontrollably. and my room smells of sulfur from the wet farts
so pretty comfy, bout to sleep
Isaac Scott
Wew bout to die in a flash flood put me in a macro
But yeah women my age make me anxious
Parker Jones
>be me >20yrs >never talked to a grill beyond usual 'how are you' shit. >tfw it will most likely stay like this the rest of my life
Mason Gutierrez
Seems like Jared and Ivanka are performing Satanic rituals at the White House:
i havent had a proper girlfriend in over a year Tbh doing my head in
i can never relate to them they're always vapid and on about instagram and snapchat and tinder and i use none of that shit, so i have no clue what sort of nonsense they're spouting
Thomas Clark
fuck now i have diarrhea and its 2.14 am. FML
Jacob Rivera
addendum the women i have dated have always been fucking weird, like they're into anime, but the shit kind, and my ex wife is a bipolar mental case who thought porn was cheating
Luis Sullivan
good job, should have an hawaiian pizza instead
Landon Harris
It's nice and all for Qatar to side with Syria and Iran but if NATO really intends to stop the SAA from reopening the border and monumentally fucking Israel in the ass with a direct line from Tehran to Damascus this could turn into world war 3.
Alexander Thompson
Yeah, this is the point where the anti-Assad forces has to go all-in or it's game over.
Jack Jackson
I'm an Emu, so it's not that bad.
Ryan Hall
Kek!
Noah Price
ROFL!!! xDxD
Mason Morales
how exactly are they gonna fuck Israel in the ass? Are you suggesting Iranian soldiers are going to march from Iran to Syria?
Jeremiah Evans
Guize, I need my daily gainz now. Where the fuck is gainz?!
Camden Flores
Putin specifically stated to NATO and the world that their Serbia intervention would have consequences back before most of you had hair on your balls. Chickens coming home to roost.
Adrian Flores
It literally didn't though, Bosnia exists.
John Turner
Nigga they already IN Syria how much of this conflict are you even aware of? There are huge numbers of IRGC elements inside Syria fighting as we speak.
Justin Campbell
There were no consequences back when the statement was made, because there was absolutely nothing Russia could do at the time. They were raped by communists for decades then passed off to the jews for the final creampie. Times have changed. Russia has changed. They are no longer impotent.
Jace Reyes
Yeah, but Bosnia still exists and Srpska and Krajina are still dormant.
Jack Gray
>There are huge numbers of IRGC elements inside Syria fighting as we speak.
Its all non-iranian militias with some iranian officers commanding them, theres not HUGE number of Iranians. Please answer my question as to what you meant, how would a land-bridge between Tehran and Damascus be a big danger to Israel
Christopher Kelly
You must be kind of dense if you think that Russia is going to declare a crusade on Bosnia nearly 20 years after the fact. Much more useful as casus belli in other conflicts that matter for modern Russia.
Henry Brown
>their Serbia intervention would have consequences Yeah, a handful of S300 systems would bring down the USAF.
Kosovo outcome was coordinated with Russia.
Carson Gonzalez
source for this statemetn? also, ive had hairy balls since before putin was even president, show some respect
Xavier Turner
The entire point of every military action of the last 60 years in the middle east was to isolate Iran and the Shi'a to facilitate Israeli territorial expansion. It's the reason Iraq was invaded; it's the reason ISIS was created, and Iran dominating a Shi'a sphere of influence all the way from Tehran to the Mediterranean puts a knife in the heart of Israel's hopes of ever getting any bigger. They are fucked if the SAA reopens that land border. Trade and aid from Iran and Iraq would immediately put them in the worst strategic position they've been in since 1947.
Jonathan Cooper
Israel is the instrument of it's own downfall give it enough time and Israel will probably eventually anger the West too it's losing qatar
Jordan Scott
Here's one I am going to archive because the source is very biased, but doing a little research on Putin's feelings on the Kosovo situation is not difficult.
yes it was, and it came at an extremely delicate time for Putin, who had not yet consolidated power. He has explicitly used Kosovo as a justification for his Crimea/Donetsk interventions.
Noah Peterson
>Israel will probably eventually anger the West too In many political circles, it already has. The left-wing sympathizes with Palestinians, and the Trump faction of the right-wing is more than willing to negotiate a peace that ensures its survival.
Nicholas Jenkins
>A car accident or a resounding elimination? Four senior Hezbollah members were killed in southern Lebanon. nzivnet.com/brief/7820
Based Mossad. Remember to always double-check your brakes before driving off into the night, goyim.
Joshua Ward
>He has explicitly used Kosovo as a justification for his Crimea/Donetsk interventions. wew lad Putin is much manipulative and many ebil mastermind
Robert Gutierrez
he will probably do something stupid the core of both parties are trying to kill anti Israel sentiment though, in the left it tends to be far left or niche circles of BLM, and in the right it's not even all of the Trump faction
Angel Rodriguez
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Levi Green
No, he is a statesman who is able to cite the justifications of Western aggression and apply it to his own agenda. Don't take a small portion of my previous post out of context, faggot. If memory serves me correctly, your kind was responsible for pushing the first domino down that resulted in balkanization. At least we got your top whore.
Brandon Stewart
translation you stupid fuck? We dont read hebrew here. give an english link you idiot motherfucker
David Anderson
Why can't Syria just build a new highway trough the deserts?
Luke Anderson
youtube.com/watch?v=1S3yIUoU10w Not sure if it was posted before. Kinda funny how uploader censor big screen, but every number can still be seen on a small one.
Can your country even build roads in normal places?
Hudson Morgan
Serious question: How does it feel to know your most beautiful women are literally being exported to the US to get fucked? I am certain the answer will put your previous posts into context.
Thomas Nguyen
>Hyper-inflation >Military Spending Quadrupled due to Draft and Military equipment and Supplies >restoration of current infrastructure and housing >Healthcare
Who knows what else there is that must be considered.
Nicholas Miller
>your most beautiful women are literally being exported to the US to get fucked? Care to elaborate?
Aaron Wilson
How can i get a sexy 10/10 Russian mail-order bride? I am millionaire, based and redpilled od you have sexy sisters or cousins? I prefer russian lady to eife but any pretty Slavic woman will do
Austin Taylor
>In Australia you can buy the Al-Qaeda and Islamic State flags
Get yourself together Australia! How can you allow anything like that?
Caleb Ramirez
Well, /sg/?
Dylan Garcia
This is why Israel is so paranoid, huh?
Adrian Ramirez
hey /sg/ in light of /ptg/ being the beachhead for nu-pol and reddit whats your favourite moment fucking with em?
>be me >fucking with trump fans still in denial >decide to larp a little bit >decide to larp as a "national bolsheivik holodomer-holocaust-chinese genocide-north korean genocide-cambodian genocide-rape of nanking denier" >spend like five threads 1 to 10 against a bunch of burgers >after like fifty times defending joseph stalin and hitler and pol pot i drop this little gem >"i hate the fact that the S.U and N.S germany fought to WORKERS PARADISES destroyed" >mindbreak.jpg >essentially every burger and most other people debating me rage out of the thread
funniest thing on earth wish id saved their reactions when i said the holodomer was a lie and the killing fields was just a movie along with schindlers list
mocking them after "he" visited the west wall pretty fun as well
Dominic Jackson
fun fact: theres a quranic verse that specifically mentions israel's doom. its why irancucks are always talking about israels impending doom
Henry Bell
If you think Polish are slavic enough and you are in the Chicago area, I can hook you up.
Parker White
well desu Russian is first choice Romanian second Ukrainian third Belarus fourth and poland fifth. Anyways, DM me if serious
Landon Cox
nah, you are considering Belarussians so I know for a fact you are not a millionaire as claimed.
Christopher Cox
i met one belarussian stripper in my travels in europe and she was 10/10 long black hair and green eyes i fuck her all weekend and throw money at her i was so fucking satsiffied . so thats why i added belarussian to the list just for sofina's sake. anyways what does being a millionaire have to do with bellarussian?
