>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT??? ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.
itt: we wait for someone to have rob(ert) in their ID
Parker Stewart
>Huge gas leak
Elijah Hughes
Wow. The repeater just ID'd itself! Hilarious.
Jason Murphy
>4-5 shots fired >6 shots heard on St. Louis
Caleb Collins
the roberts are slowing down
Henry Walker
4-5 shots
Lucas Murphy
shots fired
Levi James
also a cross bow or machete attack. those are deep on the weapons list. so far tonight tho we've had sticks and nail guns. some nice variety
Samuel Watson
Add a pop can to that
Carson Edwards
kind of a rare weapon choice. clearly one of convenience
Evan Robinson
fug, I'm so sleepy, but this is so comfy
Ian Ross
>gas gas gas
>eurobeat intensifies
Anthony Kelly
Same here, I'm tired as fuck, but this is one of the most busy days of the year.
Matthew Adams
Was that a scream for a split second?
Ian Wright
i put in my vote for comfiest comments thread on the interweb. good action tonight.
Gavin Bell
just though i heard it again
Jacob Campbell
Its that Halsted street once again causing trouble
Parker Bailey
real wife-beating hours
Robert Myers
>beat up sister >took her money
I guess when you need to make it rain it doesn't matter where you get the money from
Evan Murphy
Have a comfy night, Roberts, it's time for me to sleep. Over.
Aiden King
>slumped over in vehicle in middle of street
Luke Peterson
>male black with afro threatening the caller
Oliver Taylor
goodnight
Joseph Parker
F
James Turner
I love these threads. I can't imagine what it must be like for CPD just going from one shitty crime scene to another.
Jaxson Howard
Her name is uh.... Bunita. She sounded possibly uhhhh challenged.
Xavier Kelly
>child being abused by boyfriend
when will those old hags learn the only reason those guys are dating them is so they can gain access to those Loli's
Connor Kelly
>male who needs psych evaluation, ran away in a hospital gown >5 shots heard in garage next door
Luke Morales
>tranny >admitted for psych eval >ran away in a yellow hospital gown
Evan Cook
TRANNY ON THE RUN
YELLOW NIGHTGOWN, ROBERT
Nolan Long
Look out Robert! Male Black is disguised in a yellow hospitall gown.
Jack Reyes
>transgender in hospital >psych evaluation >runs away
sounds like a typical Sup Forums poster
Carter Roberts
>this is what peak performance looks like >unironic lol i might have to steal that one
Christopher Morales
>neighbor states her husband is beating her up again >again
Ryder Williams
Wait a sec....No warrants? Look out Robert! It must be a ruse.
Joshua Gray
>K as in kangz
Grayson Taylor
>mother and step dad are fighting, irate female called
Samuel Reyes
>George Burke the caller complains that his intoxicated gf refuses to leave
Chase Roberts
>Louise Samuel appears to have had a stroke >"unknown vice lord"
the site is being laggy, hiroshimoot needs to pay his rent
Thomas Martin
>domestic battery victim >has bite marks
Josiah Gutierrez
>several people fighting in the alley
Nolan Rogers
>male white been awhile
Daniel Wilson
>just saw something walk out of his garage >thing
Jayden Allen
>3 male hispanics just tried to break into female caller's house, one of them is bleeding >male wearing a clown mask is throwing things at a business >two victims shot
Nolan Wright
>male in a clown mask throwing bricks through the window of da bizniz
Mason Price
What is with the fucking biting tonight?!
Owen Campbell
this was my first night on the CPD chimp out thread
lotsa happenings, but gotta sleep now
Zachary Diaz
HOLY FUCK
Jackson Barnes
Thread is a Horror Edition
Jackson Evans
clown mask should go on the bingo board
Jace Jones
>male 50 was robbed, is crying at a gas station >6917 south Elizabeth, 3 rounds >3 rounds
Aiden James
>and because he had nothing they beat him more, he is without clothes and shoes on the corner
Jaxon Rivera
they have taken his dignity as well
Benjamin Lopez
> clown style mask
Angel Gutierrez
>>stolen red adidas shoes >24 Robert will wait for the wagon because male black stinks too bad
Jayden Thompson
>3 male hispanics refused to leave the Dunkin Donuts, yelling and cursing at the cashier
Oliver Lopez
"WE WUZ PENNYWISE AN SHIET"
Jace Ward
>4 shots heard
Grayson Phillips
Where my Texas Roberts at?
Cooper Richardson
214 reporting in
Elijah Cruz
im in Tennessee dude
Ayden Scott
Texas and Tennessee will always have a special bond. We haven't forgotten the volunteers at The Alamo.
Christopher Jones
>(fuck pork)
never understood this meme, we both have some great bbq
