Daily reminder that fidget spinners are jewish tools.
>Fidget spinners, the incredibly popular toys that have driven thousands of schoolchildren to distraction in classrooms across America, were invented after their creator sought to create an alternative activity for Palestinian boys to do instead of throwing rocks at Israeli soldiers.
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whats so amusing about that is that it assumes palestinian kids throw rocks at armed soldiers just because they want a tactile activity to play with their hands and not for any cultural or political reasons
So were teckdecks in the late 90s.
I'm gonna buy one
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It can be turned against them.
A quick rundown:
>autists bow to the fidget spinners
>in contact with Fischer-Price
>possess xanax-like abilities
>control the spectrum with an iron but plastic fist
>own factories and assembly lines all around the world
>direct descendants of the ancient slinky prototype
>Will bankroll the first toys on Mars
>Own 99% of RnD toy research facilities on Earth
>First designer babies will in all likelihood play with the fidget spinners
>Ancient Indian scriptures tell of a hypnotic object that will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of euphoria and unprecedented technological progress with them
At the local grocery store you have to ask for a fidget spinner like you're buying cigarettes. Even beer is out on the shelf.
If this isn't a Jewish trick I don't know what is.
buddhist symbol you cuck
What the fuck are these things
Remember those things you'd slap on your wrist and it would snap into a bracelet?
Or pogs?
>not subverting it for Celtic supremacy
>fidget spinners
holy fuck it's true
why would ''lke jews XD'' want kids being distracted from school work?
if kids are being distracted, then there's less value in this world to work for ''le jews XD''
stop creating boogeymen btw
Let us fight the jewish influence.
The problem with sqeezeballs is that they eventually wear out and leak shit.
If you want the real redpill, get yourself some rebar tie wire. It's cheap as fuck and you can bend it around into anything. I have bit I've been carefully fashioning into a balanced crankshaft that I can spin to feel the angular momentum, and another weird ball of it that somehow got twisted into a thing where if you hold it in the right place to impose a node in the middle both ends of it share the same resonant frequency and you can flick the end to make it ring.
>he thinks kikes care about shekels more than they care to see white goyim weakened and enslaved. They don't want rich successful goyim, that want cheap goy labour. Kikes at the top, goyim at the bottom.
check who you're replying to m8
fuck, there was meant to be a line break in there somewhere
Same reason the Jews want to pump up kids with drugs to break their minds and design an education system around brainwashing.
Hello?
I know who I replied to. I was giving a tip at how to avoid exploitation by the Jews if you want something to fiddle with.
I find it relaxing when I have to read thousands of lines of source code to figure out where the bug is.
just got this sweet game for my phone
CURRENT YEAR fad
>having a fidget spinner will get you laid
...u can turn it around, dipshit.
God those fucking sucked
Autists truly are the most powerful race int he war.
REMINDER
Pogs and snap bands cool cheers bro
You're the same as those 9/11 conspiritards
do you really beleive the jews would want to kill their own bankers in WTC?
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The bankers were told to not show up to work on time so that it would be a net cull of the goyim. That's why it was only 3000 despite being mid-morning already.
Also of note, is we only nevar 4get the 3000 for as long as it was expedient to go kill Saddam Hussein because Osama bin Laden was hiding in a secret lair in Afghanistan.
This, haha
>girls are the monster
Its like in real life.
Tactile feedback device
I think you're onto something
So you're saying that the buildings were just full of puerto rican cleaners and chefs? maybe a few wage slaves and a secretary.
no middle class bankers whatsoever?
reminder
This deserves a you
A lot of people are really great at coming up with absurd explanation for why people do things just so they don't have to face reality.
See for example "ISIS WANTS US TO FIGHT BACK!"
Actually they are all chaos cultists
They really would like to slice them up really
Not important ones.
Compare and contrast to the kvetching when (((Lehman Brothers))) got taken down when the housing bubble burst. I have a friend who went down to have a look at the building the day they got to work and were told they all had to clear out their desks and get out. He has great stories about being able to see the looks on their faces through the glass-window building.
Some faggot just found a way to clear out unused stockpiles of cheap ball bearings. Capitalism at it's finest.
This. Why is this so hard to grasp? Walked into a synagogue wearing a shirt with a swastika. Got the most horrendous looks. Fucking kikes, what problem do they have against Buddhist symbols. I bet they didn't like my German's officers uniform which I wore under it either, or the fact I was constantly doing roman salutes.
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A leaf could never do this.
This would never have worked with any other flag.
Modeled in SolidWorks? Nice
Which one of you faggotz did this lol
The beginning of the fidgepill.
I am going to buy one just to piss of my female boss who gets butthurt over any repetitive noise.
what does this symbol mean? asking for personal reasons
This guy gets it.
illumernaty
such sluts
One of the many iterations of the satanic cabal which is the illuminati
I bought one for my nephew, I couldn't put it down. I need to buy one now too
I want a teenage gf.
What do you do with it actually? I've never seen one in person. I get that it spins somehow, but what else?
isn't there like a jewish traditional toy that spins? it's got some jew voodoo written on the sides of it. what's up with jews and toys that spin??
The shekel?
>The shekel?
kek
googled it, it's called dreidel
>tfw learned the dreidel song in school
>tfw also hava nagila
I thought it was normal. I literally didn't know I was growing up in an a rare cluster of Jews.
they spinnin', nigga, they spinnin'
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I learnt it from South Park.
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they're a fad that will die in a in a couple months
look up the business cycle dickhead
At least you probably still have your foreskin. I remember one time I was maybe 5 or so and a friend and I both went to take a leak together
>tee hee
and I told him there was something wrong with his cock and he told me there was something wrong with my cock.
It was like 15 years later that I finally understood what I was looking at.
That's it. It spins. But really fast and quiet and long. Spins for like 2 minutes. It's calming. Especially when turn it in opposite directions with a single hand while you type or whatever with the other hand
Ah. I'll stick with my rebar tie wire then. I have one of my crankshafts so highly balanced I can spin it with one hand using one end against the desk as a needle bearing, and it keeps going for just the right amount of time until it's time to flick it in the other direction.
There's nothing more satisfying than something you made yourself.
Sounds good. Got a pic?
Nah. My favorite is the 3-cylinder one because it waggles due to lack of a counterbalance shaft, and the waggle is soothing. It's about 3" long with a throw of maybe an inch (intentionally long throw so that it has a flywheel effect).
When I get bored in meetings, I work on my thoughts about whether or not I could construct perhaps I think it might need to be a V10 or V12 to overcome the friction by using nothing but rebar tire wire and winding it into electromagnetic coils around the make-believe pistons -- I have some ideas about how to use old fashioned electric motor commutators to get the coils to reverse field and cheat out even a two-cycle engine.
kek, this is pretty underrated
someone explain this meme to me
at least pogs were a GAME you could play.
does it have to do with autism?
I know the guy who makes these, he's not jewish either. Makes $100 off each one and he literally can't keep up with demand.
You either die a goyim or live long enough to see yourself become the jew.
>you either die a goyim or live long enough to see yourself become the Jew
Truth
Why are you guys so triggered over these god damn fidget spinners? Noone says you have to buy one. The damn toy is clearly not catered to your demographic. I guarantee our parents cringed at those of us born in the 90's when we went crazy over slap bracelets and fuckin' POGS. Just let the tweens have their fad and leave them alone.
jesus christ.
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE
GET OUT
Teacher here
So many kids have these things.
The kids are so dumb that they basically cannot focus when they are holding them
Whats even funnier is that parents get permission slips from doctors to say their kids can use them because "MUH ADHD"
American parenting is the absolute worst
fpbp
>permission slips from doctors
Oh for fuck's sake.
I think we need to defund the doctors. Perhaps they could work on a salary basis instead of service fees, for starters.
>tell my doctor I'm a sex addict
>get permission to jerk off in class
Why didn't I think of this in high school?
>Using the autismo gizmo
Why do people gobble all this shit up...
Thats just retarded
On the other hand I remember myself and my friends fidgeting my pencil, clicking our pens, hollowing out erasors or spinning coins on our books all the time and this is surely less annoying
Do you have coins to spin anymore?
Because we didn't have gender tolerance back then. Now if somebody complains that you jerk off in class they were committing a macroagression against your penis privilege.
You'd have to say you identified as a female with a penis though, otherwise its a patriarchy thing.
I'M NOT A FEMALE YOU SHITLORD. YOU FORGOT TO ASK FOR MY PRONOUNS. I'M A JERKOFF-SEXUAL.
Y..yes
I saw them at gamestop and they were 10 dollars each.
They literally cost pennies to make and they sell for 10 dollars, good goy buy that fidget spinner for your autism hehe.
You want the red-pilled explanation?
The answer is simple. They're a minor treatment for a symptom of society's collective psychosis borne from technology.
The symptom in question-
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what if the muslim kids put razor blades on the spinners and use them like buzzsaws?
shlomo watch out
But that would be illegal
Don't be a fool. Bin that abdul.
Then you'd have to take the Spin to the Bin
just a fad, chill
>yesss goy just ignore the fad
>now watch as I scam your friends and charge 10 dollars for a goy spinner.