Brit/pol/ INGSOC edition

>MI5 probes bomber 'warnings' to see if they messed it up
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40080646
archive.fo/DCMbu

>Man shot dead in NI supermarket car park
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/28/man-dies-shot-bangor-supermarket-car-park/
archive.fo/9EysD

>Sturgeon would seek "progressive alliance"
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/28/warning-coalition-chaos-nicola-sturgeon-says-would-seek-progressive/
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>16th Manchester suspect arrested in Shoreham
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4551346/Man-23-16th-suspect-arrested-terror-attack.html
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>Lib dems still moaning about the EU despite their abysmal campaign so far
itv.com/news/2017-05-29/nick-clegg-uk-could-lose-access-to-terror-database-under-theresa-mays-brexit-terms/
archive.fo/AUeyi

>Fatboy Watson angry over tory attacks on Corbyn
theguardian.com/politics/2017/may/28/tom-watson-hits-out-at-conservatives-over-attacks-on-corbyn
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>Powers for banning jihadis from the country finally used
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4550994/Major-powers-ban-jihadis-returning-UK-used-once.html
archive.fo/FY3N8

>BA computer mess enters third day
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40081112
archive.fo/psITL

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>Thu 18 May: Seven-way ITV leaders' debate in Salford without Theresa May or Jeremy Corbyn
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>Sun 21 May: Scottish leaders debate
youtube.com/watch?v=6lFJh-jTVbk

>Mon 22 May: Theresa May interviewed by BBC's Andrew Neil
youtube.com/watch?v=QPzlFxYhR28

>Fri 26 May: Jeremy Corbyn interviewed by BBC's Andrew Neil
youtube.com/watch?v=KkbmKUiCP2k

>Fri 26 May: Nicola Sturgeon interviewed by BBC's Andrew Neil
youtube.com/watch?v=Scstc4QmJTg

>Mon 29 May: Victria Derbyshire - The Big Debate
bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b08s72py/victoria-derbyshire-the-big-debate

>Mon 29 May: Paul Nuttall interviewed by BBC's Andrew Neil

>Mon 29 May: Jeremy Corbyn and Theresa May interviewed by Channel 4's Jeremy Paxman in front of live studio audience

>Wed 31 May: Seven-way BBC debate between key figures from each party, without May or Corbyn

>Thu 1 June: Tim Farron interviewed by BBC's Andrew Neil

>Fri 2 June: Theresa May and Jeremy Corbyn BBC Question Time special

>Sun 4 June: Question Time with Nicola Sturgeon and Tim Farron

>Sun 4 June: Election Questions to Plaid Cymru leader Leanne Wood and UKIP leader Paul Nuttall on BBC

>Tue 6 June: BBC Newsbeat youth debate

>Fri 9 June: Additional Question Time

>‘Bread and Circuses’ is the cancer of democracy, the fatal disease for which there is no cure. Democracy often works beautifully at first. But once a state extends the franchise to every warm body, be he producer or parasite, that day marks the beginning of the end of the state. For when the plebs discover that they can vote themselves bread and circuses without limit and that the productive members of the body politic cannot stop them, they will do so, until the state bleeds to death, or in its weakened condition the state succumbs to an invader—the barbarians enter Rome.

If Labour had picked David instead of Ed Milliband they could still be in power today...

BIG SOUP IN A SHOE

Brit/pol/ is very uncomfy today, lots of pointless american-like internet bickering. Remember to ignore people who are obviously just coming in to stir up sheeeit

>dissing are ed
Yeah nah fuck off

Not long now before all those EU laws are repeeled and us ethnic kekistanis are finally given the rights we deserve post-Brexit

>Meanwhile Farron is having sex with a man

It got better towards the end of last thread, we got some actual political discussion in there

REALLY fucking tired of all the auzzies in brit/pol/ tbqh.

Why are we all getting excited for next week? Is it the pleasure of seeing Labour fall to bits, or the masochistic pleasure of a 1000 year Tory Reich?

Can someone tell me what exactly a "progressive alliance" would entail?

Who else here /PostalVote/?

Need to receive my ballot in the next 3 days else I won't be in the country to vote.

Any bets on who the next Tory leader will be? Big name like Boris or a newcomer like Cameron in 2005?

Pleb at least add the real news.

Hamerton Zoo evacuated after 'serious incident'
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cambridgeshire-40084713

Next batch is on the 31st apparently

I just really enjoy being called scum when I tell people I voted ukip

What's going on at the zoo, lads?

Refugees

I can see it being that and also something extra.
The lib dems have fucked it. They're bleeding votes to labour. But a lot of their voters were in tory safe/semi safe rural seats.
So labour might do well in tory and labour safe seats but shit in the marginals

The former. Fucking hate communists.

something like pic related la

>hates homosexuality
>woman he marries looks like that
Really makes you think

It won't be Boris, my choice would be David Davis but he's probably too old to be bothered.

You've got quite a lot of 2010 new comers that will be fit for the job.

RIP Harambe jr

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With UKIP gone, it will be a leftie cuck like crabbs

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So what are people saying now that authorities arrested over a dozen people in connection to the Manchester attack? I mean, this has to be making people who say "it's a lone wolf crazy" feel awfully retarded. And all these people JUST so happen to be Muslim. Quite a cohencidence.

Yeah, I reckon a lot of people will be put off of Boris now they've seen him doing a proper job rather than just pissing around as London Mayor.

I'd like to see David Davis as PM. It's not out of the realm of possibility, and he seems closer to my views than most in the party, but then I want to see a Starship Troopers style minarchist society if not full Ancapshire.

LADS WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON AT THE ZOO?

>champion local history and tradition

Get someone to forward you your postal vote by airmail?

Some tard jumped into a tiger cage probably.

All UKIP voters should swap to tory to help meme may into winning the election

she's promised she will carry out hard brexit and remove immigration, we just need to stop that cuck Corbyn

Greg Clark

>minarchist

>>>reddit

Stephen "If it's anuses you rim, say hello to my mate Tim" Crabb?

A tiger attacked staff I think

>Crabb
No way he gets past the tory membership

>ywn live in the timeline when Moggy is PM

Everything is fine here johnny. Everybody is getting along, just the odd crazy person, no link between them at all, none whatsoever.

They made that immigration pledge before, there's no chance they'll carry it out.

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It'll be someone relatively young, probably male and probably from a background outside of politics.

There will be a very clear effort to present them as a clean break; Cameron as the pre-Brexit Prime Minister, May as the Brexit Prime Minister and the newcomer as the post-Brexit Prime Minister. It'll be someone G L O B A L, neoliberal, small government and anti-intervention both economically and militarily. In the vein of Dan 'free movement' Hannan but younger and with a business background, potentially someone from the 'trade deals and enterprise' wing of the Leave campaign.

youtube.com/watch?v=mPsgXN_1bl4

This game was the shit.

Big cat is... good cat?

No chance is that soft cunt winning, even if the tories become an even bigger set of pussies

Nah, Crabb was involved in a sexting scandal shortly after the leadership election last year. The only reason his political career wasn't ruined is because it got drowned out by Leadsom withdrawing and May becoming PM.

BIG CAT IS GOOD CAT

>reddit
no, i don't partake

stop peddling this non-story.

Already confirmed as non-terror related

My uncle was there, apparently a slow worm got into the gift shop. SAS are about to breach the doors, expect fatalities in triple figures

>He doesn't get comfy on bank holiday with some audio

STRANGE DEATH OF EUROPE - CHAPTER 6: vocaroo.com/i/s1onKfMS4GZC

Archive: pastebin.com/edit/YFf0WDsK

>Hamerton Zoo known for having White tigers
A FUCKING WHITE MALE

Fucking journalists always apologising for jihadists and llamas.

Sup Forums is really fucking the thumbnails today

God you capitalists are losers.

That old pledge was before Brexit and Trump

youtube.com/watch?v=zMGZtkMS3sQ

Vote Tory and have faith in Kek, he will deliver

>Already confirmed as non-terror related

Source?

>he didn't read the caption

>big government

>>>helicopter

Who /Glasgow/ here?

You're baiting right?

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why is the thumbnail for my pic a fucking turkroach?

What does the Fox say?

Someone posted that at the same time and Sup Forums occasionally fucks up the thumbnails

fuck off back to pleddit sargon

You posted at the same time as someone else and the thumbnail got switched

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>Le dank helicopter maymay

Can't wait for half-term to be over so the kiddies go back

I also had faith that Trump would stand up against the Saudis and not be a warmongerer, all hope is lost.

Isn't this shit meant for sharing?

Nice to see Warsi getting btfo, cannot stand the cunt.

cambridge-news.co.uk/news/cambridge-news/hamerton-zoo-evacuated-cambridgeshire-huntingdon-13107909

I can't wait for the election to be over so the corbynistas hang themselves

>these are the people who use food banks

>Mon 29 May: Jeremy Corbyn and Theresa May interviewed by Channel 4's Jeremy Paxman in front of live studio audience
any chance this will be good like the american ones?

>le everyone who disagrees is a shill xD

The US election eternally ruined this place.

Seeing them both get eviscerated by Neil was good, should be fun to see what Paxman does to them.

it will be fucking shit

the last one was only memorable because paxman called miliband a geek

I can't help but like Raheem, even if he is a dirty yankophile pajeet

What did Raheem mean by this? Is he a racist now?

Depends on how much of a fat, greedy cunt you are.

I didn't share my last one, if that counts.

Lads, rate my OC.

I call it "The Rage of The Unionist".

Wew lad

It'll be similar to the 2015.

Paxman is a prick anyway; just insults them. He called Ed Milliband a loser basically last election.

Would you vote for are Tim if he suddenly came out of the blue and said he wanted to round up all bummers, blacks and muslims and drown them in milk?

Whats your point caller?

The absolute madwoman

Like you communists ruin countries

t. polish grandparents

I'm voting Lib Dem anyway.

Paxman is shit. Seems to think people are tuning in to watch him and the dickhead character he plays..

Yes. Wouldn't think twice about it.

I hope you plebs dish this up onto a plate and don't just eat like pigs from a trough.

I reckon he will snap one day

Need to include Discord posters

Do you eat munchy boxes?