ayyo, Americans, tell me some "stupid Pollack" jokes you've heard
Ayyo, Americans, tell me some "stupid Pollack" jokes you've heard
Adam Adams
Aaron Brown
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Elijah Green
How do you sink a polish submarine?
Open the screen door.
Charles Gutierrez
Camden Smith
When are we going to be 51st state of America? Our goverment is literally eating shit straight out of Trumps' asshole, you could at least make it official.
Luis Gonzalez
"stupid pollack" jokes come from baby boomers, who aren't exactly immune from jokes at their expense.
Thomas Johnson
The 51st state is Israel.
Christopher Phillips
Ok.
A Marine, a nigger, and a Pollack needed to make a journey across the desert. They each could only bring one thing. Don't ask me why, I heard this in primary school.
Anyway, far into their journey, they started getting fatigued. They decided to take inventory. The Pollock asked the Marine, "what did you bring?" The Marine responded "My canteen, we should ve able to ration this water and get us pretty far, what did you bring, nignog?" "Sheeiiit, i brought my gat- you nevah know!" They both look at the pollack expectantly.. He gladly informs them "I brought this car door! I knew it would get hot so I figured we could roll the window down!"
Also some pollack inventions:
solar powered flashlight
dehydrated water
ejectable helicopter seat
In retrospect, not too funny and I have more respect for Poland than I do most European countries.
Hunter Evans
then 52nd, nigga
Henry Ward
>nigga
I see that you are sufficiently integrated into the Judeo-Negro culture of America. Your application for statehood will be considered.
Brayden Taylor
52nd is Saudi Arabia.
Face it, you just don't rate.
Isaiah Nelson
das ist racist, kek
What about Mexico?
Brayden Ross
>What about Mexico?
Fuck MEXICO, but PRAISE Mexicans. Import Mexicans, just LEGALLY okay? Praise our common Christian values.
t. typical burgerclap patriotard
Easton Moore
Mexico?
A bit odd.
Israel is more like our capital city anyway.
Hudson Fisher
guys the 51st state of the usa is england
Ian Reyes
I haven't heard of unironic Pollack jokes happening since like the 70's or earlier. I doubt many people younger than 30 even know that those were a thing.
Jason Ramirez
Your common Christian values matter FUCKALL when the Mexicans vote overwhelmingly for left leaning parties. Stop legitimizing what will eventually lead to the destruction of your country.
Leo Bailey
"America" means the freedoms granted to citizens in the constitution, not some Nazi conception of nationalism as an organic organism born out of a race.
Mexicans love the constitution and come here for opportunity, in spite of the nativist bigotry. They just love the constitution that much!
Jack Cooper
>solar powered flashlight
Unironically useful. I have one for emergencies that only needs to be charged for a brief period.
Alexander Williams
This.
Pollack jokes are fucking stale and shit elderly people say.
Landon Rivera
How old are you?
>solar powered flashlight
How is that stupid? You charge the battery with solar power
Liam Phillips
How do you stop a Polish tank?
Shoot the guys pushing it.
How do you get a one armed Pole out of a tree?
Wave at him.
Luke Powell
Samefag.
Isaiah Diaz
Ape
Cooper Moore
nigger
Grayson Sanchez
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Ian Hughes
mongrel
Nathaniel Davis
nice proxy, leaf
Zachary James
A German, an Italian, and a Pole have been captured by the Russians. They are going to be executed individually by firing squad. The German is first. Before the order is given, he yells out "Earthquake! Earthquake!" and the Russian soldiers duck and panic. He runs away.
The Russians realize their mistake and grab the Italian. Before they can fire, he yells out "Tornado, Tornado!" and the Russians all duck into their buildings. He runs away.
Frustrated, the Russians grab the Pole and ready their rifles. Thinking quickly, the Pole yells out, "Fire, fire!"
Zachary Gomez
>Implying draining the EU economically is a bad thing.
Jaxson Ross
hahhahahahah
this one is great :D
Have a Jesus Christ for your effort
Joshua Stewart
Dziekuje!
Samuel Walker
The thing about these jokes is that they can be literally applied, most of them at least, to every other worse shithole nation, like Somalis for example:
Q: How does every Somali joke start?
A: By looking over your shoulder.
Q: How do you know if a Somali has been using a computer?
A: There's whiteout on the screen.
It's like the lowest common denominator of jokes. German tier humor. Or Polish cabaret...
Christopher Perez
That was funny
Owen Howard
I find this joke very funny
Ethan Morales
Not an argument. We defended ourselves without supplies 1 day more than France which had modern weapon and better army than germans overall.
Kevin Richardson
No wait, actually German jokes about Polaks are funnier:
What's the difference between Polish wedding and a funeral
On the funeral there's one less drunk.
Why Ruskies in Germany steal everything in two pieces?
Because they need to go back through Poland
Josiah Nelson
o kurwa good one
Daniel Harris
There's already one. It's called Illinois.
Jack Anderson
poles, you know pudzianowski is a homosexual right?
Matthew Brown
POLSKA GUROM
Blake Morris
You're mistaken, there's no argument here. I'm just laughing at you getting double penetrated by the two worst dictatorships in history and 18% of your population dying.
Isaac Parker
And even after that we're still 99.9% white unlike you Jose Tyrone Schlomostein.
>strongest country on the planet is only 52% white.
Ryder Long
At least we aren't owned by chinks and jews
Lincoln Nelson
Well Hitler killed all your jews so it's no surprise you're 99% white.
Nolan White
Yeah and those who survived now own your place :^).
Kayden Jenkins
Why are guys from polland so fucking horny all the fucking time? Worked with a few and everytime we stopped they took out their phone and looked at porn.
Nolan Lopez
>18%
I'm sure this statistic includes kikes as Polish.
Adrian Ward
>Polack walks into a bar
>creates islamic extremism that plagues the West to this day
Carson Brooks
The unstoppable urge to spread white genes around my prince polo swallowing friendo.
Thomas Reyes
Nice one.
David Morales
>50%
Hunter Bennett
Poles are rather on the yellow side desu.
Carter Bailey
True, this guy was the yellowest
Landon Richardson
I'll take that as a compliment nord-bro. I'd rather be associated with nips than germans or swedes.
Joseph Gray
>killed all your jews
Bullshit, many Jews were merely "unaccounted for" after the war because they immigrated to Palestine and dispossessed them of their homeland.
We don't believe in Anglo-Zionist and Judeo-Bolshevik propaganda here.
I am Polish and my family remarked at how much Jews there were in post-war Poland, working as lawyers and secret police agents. If Hitler had killed them all, there wouldn't have been so many Communist kikes.
John Diaz
Well I have only meet like 20 poles, you might be the whole spectrum.
Sebastian Mitchell
EBIN MEME XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Austin Edwards
Polish two seater plane crashes in cemetery, Polish rescue crews have recovered hundreds of bodies as the search continues.
Logan Gomez
So funny indeed.
Sad
Carter Brooks
>using muslims to destroy communism and russian imperialism
>using muslims to destroy West
It's win-win situation for us. See, we learning from WWII mistakes. Future is ours.
Sebastian Davis
it's the opposite brah
poland is the 3rd state of the israeli empire
Isaiah Miller
>What's the contour integral around Western Europe?
Zero, because all the Poles are in Eastern Europe!
Robert Harris
There's probably one type of Pole that goes into your countries I'm afraid. It's not the only one thankfully, dudes are rather diverse looking. Grills are more similar to each other.
Xavier Jackson
this is more likely
William Collins
Brandon Nelson
Third colony/vassal of the Jewish World Oligarchy
Mason Thomas
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Colton Lewis
Fuck the independent Poland - long live ussr
Oliver Butler
What are IDs
Bentley Hall
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Carson Brooks
>muh constitution
>muh magic dirt nationalism
Anthony Russell
>retarded fucking ape
can you see the ids and flags?