Look at Merkel's signature. KEK

Look at Merkel's signature. KEK

Reminds me of something

Even Trudeau's signature looks gay as fuck. Thank Gd Canada is not a culturally influential place.

Heh, Juncker was drunk as fuck again.

>"X" as a signature refers to a cross that is printed in lieu of an individual's signature. A signature is required to authenticate wills, deeds, and certain commercial instruments. Typically, individuals sign their full names when executing legal documents. Sometimes, however, individuals use only their initials or other identifying mark. For illiterate, incompetent, or disabled people, this mark is often the letter X. Documents signed with an X sometimes raise questions as to their validity and enforceability.

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

Pretty sure Shinzo Abe just signed with a mathematical equation rather than moonspeak

>juncker
what is this shit drawing

Juncker is my man, fuck this signature bullshit.

Holy shit, Trudeau is an absolute faggot

>Juncker

He ain't got no time for this signature bullshit.

>Juncker
>J..- you know what fuck it

Seriously that's what I thought too. Wtf is that

>junker

what the fuck is that

>bureaucratic clerk signature that signs lots of papers
>eu commission president

notice anything ?

Judging by Trump's signature he's got to be a fucking narcissistic psychopath.

>trump just drew a bunch of grass
brilliant

A J.

Easy to forge for sure. Looks like a stylized J.

Japanese seems like a very inefficient language in terms of writing.

Why does Trudeau's look like arabic?

I think they have several alphabets for different purposes, one is for speed writing and there are others for formalities

seems like it would indicate paranoid perfectionist to me. justin and marco have more of a narcissist signature imo

Wow these are some shitty signatures

>Juncker's signature
That shouldn't even be a valid signature, it's way too easy to forge.

It literally is just cursive. Merkel's is the only name I can actually read

No, he can't read or write, and always leaves an X mark.

Holy shit Trudeau has the gayest signature

It's so girly and flamboyant Jesus

signatures are the most outdated and stupid shit anyway, no-one cares anymore

looks more like (ancient) greek to me
the second part of the autograph (merkel): mirrored rho, turned epsilon, and like a turned xi
shes like a chemist rite so pretty likely

Look at Trump's handwriting it's almost identical to Hitler's.....

Some abstract merchant ?
I see that shit everyvhere

Signatures imply legal consent, they're very important you peasant.

What are those letters even supposed to be? What a fucking sperg.

Lol Trudeau's looks like an ass with a dick about to go up it

>Thank Gd Canada is not a culturally influential place.
are you retarded? all this PC SJW shit festered inside their universities in the late 80's and early 90's and spread worldwide.

Junckers looks exactly like mine

I really don't think that came from Canada. I think most of their culture is dependent on ours and not the other way around. They are more liberal in the same way that New Zealand is by virtue of an isolated, (mostly) White population.

>signature of a female anywhere of a politically relevant document
Our ancestors are rolling in their graves.

Also, why doesn't anyone just write down their name in cursive? Why make up the flashy signatures?

Merkel = butts

Shinzo = Math Equation

Trump = Analog Signal

He literally signs with an X

I can't believe you are accusing us of exactly the thing that actually happened in your country, our universities were ruined by American liberal influence, just like the rest of the world.

>several alphabets

Holy shit is that real? Why are asian languages so damn hard?

It gets really exhausting to write complex, coherent signatures on hundreds of documents daily, so most politicians' signatures degenerate into a sort of abstract pattern stored in muscle memory.

Juncker's is just inexcusably bad though.

I heard some commentator say that the G7 meeting was awkward because Trump is not really in line with the "shared values" of the G7, and I thought, "Japan is in the G7 and they accept basically 0 refugees...." It's a good example of the truly fake news media and its anti-White mission.

Didn't Trudeaus mom get anally fucked by Fidel Castro?

Most people of high status have to sign fuckloads of documents all the time so they use shorthand signatures

they're all fucking awful

They mean the environmental shit, and they're not entirely wrong.

LOOKS HEBREW

Can someone explain to me why Trump's signature is just a bunch of VVVVVVVVVVVV ?

Did he not learn how to write a good signature?

>first name signature literally looks like "Cuck
No fucking way

Mine's worse, if I write the word "minimum", it literally looks like mmmmmm

personal preference. my signature is a first letter and small bumps on a line

Juncker is the Zodiac Killer

Almost a penis.

...

Hitler didn't finish his left swastika

Signatures are so god damn cringy. 90% of those sigs on the page are autistic. What the fuck does Trump's even say?

Underrated. Seriously underrated. Somebody call the FBI.

J for junky

>Holy shit, Trudeau is an absolute faggot
^ this

He is in love with himself.

Angela seems normal, merkel looks like arabic letters

>Juncker
>"Il just touch the pen on the paper"

prick

Is Juncker secretly Merchantposting in real life?

It's for context.

Katakana is for literally just the sounds, typically used for Western terms they don't have words for. It's mainly for pronunciation.

Hiragana is the proper "alphabet" you'll find terminology in.

Kanji is just whatever Chinese that was too elaborate to convert to Japanese is left over.

I absolutely don't get how people come up with their signature, how does macron come up with that J-form?

It's like everyone who works in HR having this very large authograph, do they learn that in college?

I bet Trudeau posts memes about himself on the internet about how cool and awesome he is

Trudeau has the most flamboyant signature. Are we sure he isn't gay?

Kanji is just how they write most words, hiragana is hard to decipher because they don't use spaces. Kanji is also read differently than the original chinese. Hiragana is also used for the endings of conjugations and for particle words. All three systems are used at the same time.

They have Hiragana, which is the speed writing as mentioned before, Katakana, used for westernized phrases and words that otherwise wouldn't work due to syllables not available in Hiragana, and Kanji condenses the Hiragana into larger symbols for formalities. There's thousands of kanji, and usually you're required to know like 2800 of them by the time you graduate high school.

When I write my signature, I eliminate vowels:

JHN SMTH

Maximum kek

Lol

Sorry Paco, but that's incorrect. Your hippy draft dodgers ruined my country with American faggotry.

the fucking nerve of juncker

夕柔

Cause it is.

Holy Shit trump just put squiggles

The signature of a Super Important Historical Figure.

Johan Smooth detected

Look up Russian cursive. He is clearly a Russian and the signature is a tell

legit rekt

Look at Canada's signature!

>tfw your signature has been the same since elementary school

Is Juncker illiterate? He might as well do a cross.

>No, he can't read or write, and always leaves an X mark.
His son cant either so he draws a big J then a little j to differentiate his sig from his father's.

>ID: I'm With Her

Yeah, but he's /our/ narcissistic psychopath. Also notable is that Melania's signature is almost the same as his. And people say they don't have solidarity.

looks like arabic

Some Americans are so absolutely fucking delusional it would be funny if it wasn't so sad. Having known many people from Texas in my life, I can almost guarantee that dude is a Texan.

that shinzo abe equation tho

Juncker don't give a fuck about his signature.

It's Russian cursive look it up

Why does Drumpf's signature look like a fucking child's scribble?

Oh yeah it's cus he's a fucking child

>tfw can't write in cursive or make a signature

fuck this gay shit

You know, I hate Treudau but that faggot has a great siggy

Italy: meh

Trump: what's with the zig-zags? forget the alphabet?

Justin: we know you are gay. let it go.

Donald Tusk: ok, who let the Sup Forums guy in?

Juncker: DON'T MESS WITH THIS FUCKER.

WTF? Signing with a X is a mark of an illiterate person.

Oh I thought that was a kikel