/CPD/ CHICAGO PD SCANNER THREAD - MEMORIAL DAY MIRACLE EDITION

>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT???
ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.

FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE

>>CPD Dispatch Stream:
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

>>Same feed with ambient music:
youarelistening.to/chicago

>>For Ambiance:
soundcloud.com/sithdemonic/sets/newwaveretro

DANK AUSSIEROBERT OC:
youtube.com/watch?v=ZMLxgBxSiyU

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BACK THE BLUE
>>Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
getbehindthevest.org/
>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.

>>The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund (ALSO GET SOME SWEET SWEET MERCH):
cpdmemorial.org/

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CHICAGO'S K/D RATIO:
>>Shootings Scoreboards:
heyjackass.com
dnainfo.com/chicago/
chitownmugshots.com/
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides/
homicides.suntimes.com/

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>>Chicago Racial Demographics:
radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

>>Chiraq Gangland Map:
wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

>>Police Codes:
bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

>>Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

>>Related twitter
twitter.com/spotnewsonig
twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays

PASTEBIN: pastebin.com/pD418Eky


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>Fireworks have been reported earlier.

It's on, lads!

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Oops I posted a duplicate thread. I'll bump this one.

Why are people listening in on cops?

its ok lol

To feel /comfy/

Listen in and find out lol Plus, its memorial day so its Pre-game to the big show on july 4th

Hey guys, just got back from shopping for the cookout, saw this thread. Have you lot been doing this since Friday night? Has Male Black and co been keeping it up for three days straight?

last night was like the beginning of the hunger games

Good morning, Robert.

Last night was full of drunk fights and forced entry. Mexican gang with nail guns made it's appearance. Male black bit his gf for a few times.

Night before was all about street gambling, drag racing and wife beating.

/CPD/ is always /comfy/ thing!

>His girfriend's male friend is threatening to kill her
>Couple is having intercourse in a jeep

Dont forget about the Male Black homeless guy with a gun who stole bike.

Bump

>Group of youths threatening store employees
Probably just want their M&M's

The little niggers probably got busted stealing.

Them be good boys, they dindy nuffin.

Male Black in white Cadillac is ignoring all stop signs

I just drove around Back of the Yards on Google maps, when did Chicago become spic city?

>Mexican gang with nail guns made it's appearance
Fucking what?!?

Bamp

Yeah, it was pretty silly lol

Anyone still around?

Yep. It's just a bit too early - Roberts will start gathering around soon.

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Get in here, fags.

Yeah it's slow so far. Nothing too crazy yet.

new to these threads, are there any good screencaps from previous threads outlining more exciting nights?

Sometimes the OP has a highlights for the night. We really should compile a list of the best stories.

True, true

Probably, I don't had any myself, relatively new to these too. You should definitely listen at night though, super comfy and interesting

>Adam is requesting a cage car

that's not the way to do this. just tune in and lurk until it all makes sense.