The real way to fix America is to require every elected official at every level of government to be able to pass the Army Physical Fitness Test with a score of 270 or better.
Presidential candidates must score 300, which is a perfect score.
THIS WOULD MEAN...
...fat fucks and senile old shitheads can no longer be in politics.
...leaders have to look capable instead of looking like slovenly pieces of shit.
...fitness in America is no longer a joke, but a requirement.
...politicians have to back up their flowery words with legitimate physical aptitude.
...C-SPAN could televise PT tests for the House of Reps and the Senate so everyone can have fun watching how well their elected officials really perform.
...kids would start taking PT tests young, thereby making it "cool" to be fit and "uncool" to be counterculture emo fatties.
Tell me why this is a bad idea.
Michael Rogers
Maybe lower it a little bit, but I could see something like this working.
Jacob Rogers
>lower it a little bit
Why?
Daniel Ross
>Ignores that as you age, the army makes PFTs easier on you
Cooper Hernandez
>politician >brilliant orator >has good ideas that'll help the country >able to get the left and the right to work together >got hit by a car when he was a teen and it fucked his leg up, fuck you can't be a politician
also yeah i totally want a bunch of dipshit chads running the country
Gavin Kelly
btw the west did fine before "women's liberation" and women's rights / right to vote ...libtards and rapefugee lovers only get elected cause of majority female / hoe vote women's rights also causes low birth rate
Henry Wright
they should also be trained to know how to properly lead a militia
Lucas Davis
The age scale would not change.
Cripples make shitty leaders.
You sound insecure as fuck.
Nolan Johnson
>Cripples make shitty leaders. You know, he's not wrong Roosevelt, Stalin, and Wilhelm II were all cripples and pieces of shit
Alexander Brooks
No, the guy has a point. Nobody wants a bunch of ratfuck meatheads running the country, except you.
Nicholas Gonzalez
>because allowing meatheads to run society works so well.
Christian Gonzalez
>politicians have to back up their flowery words with legitimate physical aptitude. You had me until this ^ Apples, and oranges.
Chase Reed
What is there to stop a brain dead jock from being elected then?
Gabriel Richardson
The funny thing is that cripples make shitty leaders for the same reason that women and short people make shitty leaders
They're all compensating for something, and they want to use their offices as conduits to get back what they've lost or simply do not have.
Fit, attractive men make better decisions than cripples and women because they aren't basing their decisions on their own shortcomings.
Jack Gomez
Damn, bros.
Untwist your panties.
You fatties sound really butthurt and insecure.
Thomas Nguyen
>House of Reps
Read this as house of rapes, which with everyone being so muscular in this alternate timeline... Anan, I...
Jayden Davis
I understand that's what they call parliament in South Africa since the end of Apartheid
Ian Torres
>a bunch of gym bros instead of intellectuals in charge of our nation
Sounds like a great idea fuck face
Joshua Williams
Or, we could just deport all the nogs, and again restrict voting to white, property owning males.
Chase Perez
this is actually a really good idea
jews are not generally athletic people and fat boomers are just as physically weak as they are emotionally weak, and women.. kek
combine this with banning females from voting and we are 80% of the way there towards a strong nationalist right wing republic
Camden Taylor
Why not just measure testosterone levels instead and set a lower limit?
David Wright
>that moment when you recognize an old ass meme >feeloldman.jpg
Caleb Ortiz
You're on to something here
Aaron Cruz
Only retards and Hipsters skip gym day
>What is early onset osteoporosis
Nicholas Martinez
The average gymbro can't pass the PFT.
I thought gooks were supposed to be smart.
David Bell
>newfags actually think cool story bro is an old meme literally kill yourself
Levi Jones
>army I love you guys and I have the utmost respect for the troops, but don't pretend like you aren't a bunch of
Robert King
We already forfeited intelligence for charisma, now you want us to forfeit even more for strength, dexterity and constitution?
Brayden Collins
>combine this with banning females from voting
OH YEAH
I ALMOST FORGOT
THERE ARE NO FEMALE APFT STANDARDS FOR THIS SHIT
ALL FEMALES ARE GRADED ON THE MALE SCALE
AGE IS FIXED AT THE LOWEST BRACKET, TOO
I'm comfortable with a T-level test, but PT score is more important.
Minimum 700 would be good for T.
If you're lower than 700, you've got problems.
Luis Price
>uses the word literally >identifies as non-newfag actually kill yourself
bqs senpai
Elijah Brooks
considering where """intellectuals""" have brought us
I'm 100% okay with letting the meatheads have a turn
Gavin Nelson
Life isn't a video game, you ugly social retard.
"Skill points" aren't limited.
Wipe the cheeto crust off your mouth, get a shave, and go outside.
Logan Walker
It would be better to have them take an IQ test and allow them to be elected only if they have a 130+ score.
Brandon Peterson
>proxyfagging just stop user.
Anthony Harris
>don't pretend like you aren't a bunch of
James Carter
its not all your base old but cool story bro is at least 10 years old at this point
not old enough to be proud of remembering but still pretty old
Lucas Bell
You have a brain dead cuck pretending to be a boxer, how could it get any worse?
Jaxon Howard
When has it ever been cool to be fat? I want to go to there.
Matthew Ramirez
Camacho for President
Michael Cook
Camacho for President
Levi Howard
Go back to your containment board, /fit/
Lifting isn't the answer to every single problem, you know.
Jace Miller
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Cooper Wood
>Army PFT >lifting
Leo Phillips
>Army Even the chair force isn't as fat
Tyler Foster
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Brayden Hernandez
...
Parker Adams
Well, color me surprised.
The real solution is tripfagging.
You're really cool, bro.
Luis Phillips
...
Jaxon Bell
>You're really cool, bro.
No shit.
Aaron Moore
Go be a faggot somewhere else.
This. Better people are better at virtually everything.
Brody Gutierrez
“Strong people are harder to kill than weak people and more useful in general.” - Mark Rippetoe
Blake Evans
This fat guy couldn't pass the APFT.
Levi Butler
>Army faggots running the western world
You think you knew mismanagement before, just wait till you have military logistics in charge of a nation.
Adam Brown
Dubs/Checked OP is a fag
Angel Sanders
This is by far the dumbest thing I have ever read coming someone who is in great shape. If Bill Gates or Stephen Hawking we're to run for president they wouldn't be eligible because of of this. Also sage
David Butler
He has the highest deadlift ever done, in all of history, bar none.