>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT?? ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city. >the march toward the inevitable backlog
Niggers ruin everything, and must be removed from North American soil.
Owen Bennett
Thanks, OP!
Eli Lee
This is what Liberia was made for.
Nathan Kelly
Time to get comfy...
Nicholas Mitchell
I literally only see men in that picture
Carter Price
Niggers scared of a toolbox like Its offering it a job kek
Matthew Bell
I need to make a meme promoting Liberian relocation: >We wuz kangz n sheeit >We can be kangz again
Bentley Collins
KILL YOURSELF ALREADY
Nathan Reed
Don't do it, storeman. You have so much to live for before some random nigger guns you down.
Camden Wilson
NINE NINE SHOTS FIRED! AH AH AH
Jonathan Young
8th for the breast-grabbing male black
Levi Long
yes, /comfy/ time now
Love the OC, I remember that call...you don't need an invite .LOL
Gabriel Gonzalez
meant for
Jayden Young
>I literally only see men in that picture >literally You are obviously a grill, so two things: 1) Tits or GTFO 2) Stop using 'literally' when it isn't necessary, it is the go-to word of emphasis for cucks
Regarding pic related, they are bound for Europe. But you are correct, groids AND sheboons must be removed.
Blake Anderson
>6 male his panics fighting
Kayden Lopez
Homeless man just tried to get /comfy/ at the lobby of Chase bank...
Camden Mitchell
>FOUR >FOUR SHOTS FIRED >AH AH AH
Logan Reyes
>4 shots fired at 122 and Wood >4 shots fired at maple and Washington >caller said 1 shot fired then she hung up
Angel Harris
Maybe he's just looking for some wifi trying to get on /cpd/
Nathan Miller
>fight in the high rise parking garage
Blake Bennett
I can't take credit for the OC, I don't remember what user posted it but I love it so I had to save it...not my work unfortunately.
Oliver Barnes
>12 shots heard >getting all anonymous callers
Owen Williams
>Annnnnonymous
Zachary Myers
>*exasperated* ANONYMOUS >sassy calling me by name >feels good
Ethan Jones
we're all calling now kek
Jason Roberts
>12 shots fired
I wonder how many of these are fireworks?
Nathaniel Peterson
>Ah-nnno-nymous
Leo Sanders
>/cpd/
It's the best of Sup Forums culture.
Christopher Martin
>pushing the customer service button
the outrage!
Xavier Gray
>5 shots heard from the alley
Jacob Sanchez
I'm having a better night now.
>USMC Veteran >Fucking Memorial Day >Pound a bunch for my fallen homies in AFG >Pass out >Wake up >Oh fuck, CPD is up >Feel better lads >Cat in lap
Maximum comfy, albeit hung over edition.
Jason Foster
>I literally only see men in that picture no, those are all unaccompanied teenagers seeking refuge
Nathaniel Ramirez
Good evening Robert.
Jeremiah Hernandez
Everyone comfy?
Thomas Taylor
>we're in a big baglog >
Liam Collins
Status: /comfy/
Jacob Lopez
Max comfy, Roberts.
>Woman getting assaulted by male white in hoodie.
Thomas Allen
>mother left retarded 12 y/o daughter at home, she is not clothed
Ryan Barnes
Did someone from /cpd/ take that pic?
Isaiah Sullivan
>I'm coming out the booth!
Noah Scott
evening lads. 847 robert back for more. already feeling very comfy. any word on the nail gun crew?
Samuel Campbell
Nope. Just google that pic.
Cameron Edwards
Well the CN tower is in the background which is in Toronto so I'm guessing no just by doing a Google image search.
Mason Morales
Don't think so. I found it one night roaming the net.
Zachary Moore
> any word on the nail gun crew? The question we all have.
Nathaniel Watson
evening Roberts what i miss?
Carson Lee
All this sassery, how can we hold it?
Carson Baker
Male black with glasses wearing a funny hat
Alexander Ramirez
Who Chicago here? Northcenter reporting in, all is quiet for now.
Samuel Allen
Glasses and funny hat.
That's funny.
Aiden Cox
>black male wearing glasses and a funny hat a what?
Levi Ortiz
Like funny ha ha? Do I look funny to you? Do I amuse you?
Asher Lopez
Black male.
Christopher Stewart
Watch yo keys
Grayson Flores
ok, you both made me laugh
Aiden Jackson
Caller heard two shots
Luke Anderson
...
Noah Torres
>4-6 shots fired on maple
Jonathan Wood
Lmao
Oliver Mitchell
pppt.
SASSY AS FUCK
Brandon Hill
ROTFLMFAO, check yo keys nigga!
Dylan Scott
>woo woo >yeah yeah
Logan Clark
...
Landon Robinson
>Wow-wow >yeah-yeah
What did they mean by that?
Sebastian Howard
>Lots of shots fired >Hoodies >Funny hats >Male black >Male white >Sassssssy
Pretty good night so far, lads.
Jaxson Allen
LMFAO
Bentley Peterson
He fits the description
Kayden Reed
The other day, I saw a black man walking down the street with a large flat-screen television in his arms. I thought, "Oh shoot, that looks like mine." But then I realized it couldn't be mine -- Mine was at home shining my shoes.
Oliver Russell
Funny hat
Liam Jackson
...
Connor Ortiz
>Someone tried to steal caller's bike, damaged the lock >Caller need help removing the lock
Asher Lopez
>Addison brown line Holy fuck that's near my house.
Michael Watson
That's fuckin hilarious
Jason Gray
Caller needs cops to help him steal a bike
Andrew Morgan
The perfect crime
Andrew Cooper
Perfect crime.
Isaac Adams
Holy fug
Alexander Mitchell
...
Lincoln Martinez
Go ahead
Isaac Brooks
...
Gavin Hughes
College professors love those.
Jaxon Rivera
I dunno why but this made me laugh my fucking ass off
James Walker
...
Austin Wright
i knew i wasn't the only one thinking about that. great roberts think alike
Nathaniel Clark
What the fuck kinda drugs are these niggers on?
Parker Myers
...
Nathan Taylor
well at least she's not wearing one of those stupid airbrush memorial t-shirts
Anthony Harris
He wuz a gud boi
Zachary Turner
Like RIP Big Mike?
Daniel Clark
...
Alexander Lopez
250 pound silver back with a crew cut.
Grayson Price
...
Parker Wilson
...
Ryder Campbell
...
Jose Myers
>we got shots fired at 4455 n magnolia
Anthony Clark
That's only tier 1 niggerdom.
Logan Wright
>Hamlin and Central Park Of course it's the fuck west side.