CPD/ CHICAGO POLICE SCANNER THREAD – MEMORIAL SHOTS FIRED AND FIREWORKS EDITION

>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT??
ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.
>the march toward the inevitable backlog

FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE

>>CPD Dispatch Stream:
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

>>Same feed with ambient music:
youarelistening.to/chicago

>>For Ambiance:
soundcloud.com/sithdemonic/sets/newwaveretro
DANK AUSSIEROBERT OC:
youtube.com/watch?v=ZMLxgBxSiyU
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BACK THE BLUE
>>Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
getbehindthevest.org/
>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.

>>The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund (ALSO GET SOME SWEET SWEET MERCH):
cpdmemorial.org/

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CHICAGO'S K/D RATIO:
>>Shootings Scoreboards:
heyjackass.com
dnainfo.com/chicago/
chitownmugshots.com/
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides/
homicides.suntimes.com/

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>>Chicago Racial Demographics:
radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

>>Chiraq Gangland Map:
wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

>>Police Codes:
bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

>>Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

>>Related twitter
twitter.com/spotnewsonig
twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays

PASTEBIN: pastebin.com/pD418Eky

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Niggers ruin everything, and must be removed from North American soil.

Thanks, OP!

This is what Liberia was made for.

Time to get comfy...

I literally only see men in that picture

Niggers scared of a toolbox like Its offering it a job kek

I need to make a meme promoting Liberian relocation:
>We wuz kangz n sheeit
>We can be kangz again

KILL YOURSELF ALREADY

Don't do it, storeman. You have so much to live for before some random nigger guns you down.

NINE
NINE SHOTS FIRED!
AH AH AH

8th for the breast-grabbing male black

yes, /comfy/ time now

Love the OC, I remember that call...you don't need an invite .LOL

meant for

>I literally only see men in that picture
>literally
You are obviously a grill, so two things:
1) Tits or GTFO
2) Stop using 'literally' when it isn't necessary, it is the go-to word of emphasis for cucks

Regarding pic related, they are bound for Europe. But you are correct, groids AND sheboons must be removed.

>6 male his panics fighting

Homeless man just tried to get /comfy/ at the lobby of Chase bank...

>FOUR
>FOUR SHOTS FIRED
>AH AH AH

>4 shots fired at 122 and Wood
>4 shots fired at maple and Washington
>caller said 1 shot fired then she hung up

Maybe he's just looking for some wifi trying to get on /cpd/

>fight in the high rise parking garage

I can't take credit for the OC, I don't remember what user posted it but I love it so I had to save it...not my work unfortunately.

>12 shots heard
>getting all anonymous callers

>Annnnnonymous

>*exasperated* ANONYMOUS
>sassy calling me by name
>feels good

we're all calling now kek

>12 shots fired

I wonder how many of these are fireworks?

>Ah-nnno-nymous

>/cpd/

It's the best of Sup Forums culture.

>pushing the customer service button

the outrage!

>5 shots heard from the alley

I'm having a better night now.

>USMC Veteran
>Fucking Memorial Day
>Pound a bunch for my fallen homies in AFG
>Pass out
>Wake up
>Oh fuck, CPD is up
>Feel better lads
>Cat in lap

Maximum comfy, albeit hung over edition.

>I literally only see men in that picture
no, those are all unaccompanied teenagers seeking refuge

Good evening Robert.

Everyone comfy?

>we're in a big baglog
>

Status: /comfy/

Max comfy, Roberts.

>Woman getting assaulted by male white in hoodie.

>mother left retarded 12 y/o daughter at home, she is not clothed

Did someone from /cpd/ take that pic?

>I'm coming out the booth!

evening lads. 847 robert back for more. already feeling very comfy. any word on the nail gun crew?

Nope. Just google that pic.

Well the CN tower is in the background which is in Toronto so I'm guessing no just by doing a Google image search.

Don't think so. I found it one night roaming the net.

> any word on the nail gun crew?
The question we all have.

evening Roberts what i miss?

All this sassery, how can we hold it?

Male black with glasses wearing a funny hat

Who Chicago here? Northcenter reporting in, all is quiet for now.

Glasses and funny hat.

That's funny.

>black male wearing glasses and a funny hat
a what?

Like funny ha ha? Do I look funny to you? Do I amuse you?

Black male.

Watch yo keys

ok, you both made me laugh

Caller heard two shots

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>4-6 shots fired on maple

Lmao

pppt.

SASSY AS FUCK

ROTFLMFAO, check yo keys nigga!

>woo woo
>yeah yeah

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>Wow-wow
>yeah-yeah

What did they mean by that?

>Lots of shots fired
>Hoodies
>Funny hats
>Male black
>Male white
>Sassssssy

Pretty good night so far, lads.

LMFAO

He fits the description

The other day, I saw a black man walking down the street with a large flat-screen television in his arms. I thought, "Oh shoot, that looks like mine." But then I realized it couldn't be mine -- Mine was at home shining my shoes.

Funny hat

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>Someone tried to steal caller's bike, damaged the lock
>Caller need help removing the lock

>Addison brown line
Holy fuck that's near my house.

That's fuckin hilarious

Caller needs cops to help him steal a bike

The perfect crime

Perfect crime.

Holy fug

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Go ahead

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College professors love those.

I dunno why but this made me laugh my fucking ass off

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i knew i wasn't the only one thinking about that. great roberts think alike

What the fuck kinda drugs are these niggers on?

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well at least she's not wearing one of those stupid airbrush memorial t-shirts

He wuz a gud boi

Like RIP Big Mike?

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250 pound silver back with a crew cut.

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>we got shots fired at 4455 n magnolia

That's only tier 1 niggerdom.

>Hamlin and Central Park
Of course it's the fuck west side.

Lmao

Black vehicle wit da chrome rims.