/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - EMERGENCY BAKE edition

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps)
publicpool.kinja.com/
Trump Playlist
pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ

APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump w/familes of the fallen 5/29/17
youtu.be/vXOzrAepT84
>Pres Trump speech Mem Day Arlington Cem 5/29/17
youtu.be/GsNNTd2GJek
>SecDef C.H.A.O.S. Mattis speech Mem Day Arlington Cem 5/29/17
youtu.be/PwW9855-GFw
>Pres Trump wreath laying ceremony 5/29/17
youtu.be/L2kkroUVxoI
>Pres Trump Addresses Military @Naval Air Station Sigonella, Italy 5/27/17
youtu.be/2k5AZYzjsTQ
>Air Show @G7 5/27/17
youtu.be/wFvCGpgXfkE
>SoS T-rex and Boris Press conference 5/26/17
youtu.be/-TJRQ5HudAo
>Pres Trump Weekly Address #18 5/26/17
youtu.be/TwlMN8_0y-w
PREV APPEARANCES
pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
pastebin.com/yArfUKdC
WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
pastebin.com/QidpHWKJ

FUN STUFF
>Trump shoves NATO out of the way
youtu.be/8AEwyWIqmAw
>Trump SwordDancing to Shadilay
youtu.be/Wd6TPIxWQwA
>AF1 Takeoff in the rain
youtu.be/taZcJqUZAF8
>TrumpWave S P A C E
youtu.be/s1qhafzPkAM
>God Emperor Trump Was Born To Rule
youtu.be/pf4RSgb_Pqg
>Donald Trump Emperor of America
youtu.be/xQCaWLF2gfs
>TrumpBot vs Mexico
youtu.be/Q__bSi5rBlw
>Shadilay
youtu.be/ZNriNoWOtXA

INSPIRATION
>MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
youtu.be/Nyuv_bPSHBA
>Hold Back The Night
youtu.be/ldnH5ms50Jc
>Inauguration of Fire
youtu.be/XKf8jSiaghU
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
youtu.be/kIsctZlgMqg
>American Hero
youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>TRUMP - MAGA
youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway
>American Comeback Story
youtu.be/pm8n9qVIK_8

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Thanks for the gunz help friends. Here's a shotgun we dug out at the same time.

that was too close

fuck awoo

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You get to live another day ptg...but one day you'll slip up

Sleepypacks

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Consider going to sleep now! I can't yell at you anymore cause I got sleepin' to do.

that was a close one

FUG

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WHY WOULD YOU DO IT

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NO MORE AWOO

YOU MONSTER FRISBEE

YOU MONSTER GIVE IT BACK

LAST NIGHT
>Trump blocks verified liberals on Twitter (estimated 500)
>Sweetie completely traumatized by it – plans to get FOIA for it (this is for government agencies)
MORNING
>Trump tweets: “Honoring the men and women who made the ultimate sacrifice in service to America. Home of the free, because of the brave. #MemorialDay”
>”North Korea has shown great disrespect for their neighbor, China, by shooting off yet another ballistic missile...but China is trying hard!”
>”Today we remember the men and women who made the ultimate sacrifice in serving. Thank you, God bless your families & God bless the USA!”
>”I look forward to paying my respects to our brave men and women on this Memorial Day at Arlington National Cemetery later this morning.”
>”The violent attacks in Portland on Friday are unacceptable. The victims were standing up to hate and intolerance. Our prayers are w/ them.”
>Note: This was a Bernie supporter who didn’t vote for Trump
>Pence hosts annual Project Hero Memorial Day Bike Ride
>Trump gives speech at Arlington Cemetery and puts wreath on Tomb of the Unknown Soldier
>Trump sang along and swayed to The Star-Spangled Banner next to Mattis
>Mattis gives a rare smile
>Proclaims Memorial Day 2017 as a day of 'Prayer for Permanent Peace'
AFTERNOON
>Texas representative, Matt Rinaldi, calls ICE for illegal immigrants who held signs outside of gallery – states that he was threatened and assaulted by other representatives
>”””McCain””” says in regards to “””reports””” on Kushner asking for back channels for Russia - ‘I don’t like it’
>Cruz says that Trump should withdraw from Paris Climate Agreement

Will tomorrow be the Night of the Don Knives?

When do we invade the German Caliphate?

Just don't try to restore it yourself. Ever. You'll likely fuck it up and deplete its value.

It's ok awoo, I'll get your had back.

archive.is/dT2uf
>Birth control pills have some troubling possible side effects, including altering a woman's mood and even her choice of romantic partner. A new study adds another potential concern to the list: Hormonal contraception may shrink portions of the brain and affect their function.

>In a study conducted on 90 women, neuroscientists at UCLA found that two key brain regions, the lateral orbitofrontal cortex and the posterior cigulate cortex, were thinner in women who used oral contraception than in women who did not.

>The lateral orbitofrontal cortex plays an important role in emotion regulation and responding to rewards, while the posterior cigulate cortex is involved with inward-directed thought, and shows increased activity when we recall personal memories and plan for the future.

>Changes in the lateral orbitofrontal cortex could be responsible for the increased anxiety and depressive symptoms that some women experience when they start taking the Pill.

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/23869106

>One influential hypothesis is that the posterior cingulate cortex has a central role in supporting internally-directed cognition. It is a key node in the default mode network and shows increased activity when individuals retrieve autobiographical memories or plan for the future, as well as during unconstrained 'rest' when activity in the brain is 'free-wheeling'. However, other evidence suggests that the region is highly heterogeneous and may play a direct role in regulating the focus of attention. In addition, its activity varies with arousal state and its interactions with other brain networks may be important for conscious awareness.

The birth control pill literally causes brain damage.

youtube.com/watch?v=xHEdEXY5GZM&t

stop this

HAHAHAHAHAHA

washingtonexaminer.com/byron-york-while-other-controversies-rage-work-on-border-wall-moves-forward/article/2624408?platform=hootsuite

How is the media so stupid to operate under the assumption that people trust them?

Stevens are decent shotguns, not a lot of value other than sentimental.

Stop lumping Luther in with Merkel that's bullshit

We have to take these people seriously.

>washingtonexaminer.com/byron-york-while-other-controversies-rage-work-on-border-wall-moves-forward/article/2624408?platform=hootsuite
WALL

THANK GOD ONE OF YOU IS BACK
GOD BLESS

Dude. That's fucking awesome. Where did you dig it out?

Well, last night was Twitterblocked so maybe?

Yeah, wasn't planning on it. I'll have to save up some money and wait for it to pass to me as an heirloom. Right now Dad only wants to mount it on the wall because it looks cool.

donald of arabia returns from saudi with half a trillion in treasure like ceaser demanding tribute from gaul

youtube.com/watch?v=FklZ2-rRCVM

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I read it - it is a good read, but it still could get delayed or hit a snag in the upcoming budget bill.

That's why I still think he'll include it in the infrasturcture bill if it's not part of the FY18 budget.

NeverTrumpers BTFO

Reminder we are going to stone fags like biblical times.

luther is one of the most evil people of all time

Went to my parent's cabin for the weekend and was digging around the gun cabinet. Everything else inside was a .22 for plinking but I didn't know anything about the Savage Model 99 or the shotgun.

>Working Savage 99
My dick!
>Tfw listening to link related and comfy as fuck in bed
Lads I don't think I could get much more comfy than this
youtu.be/WKnVaDwUg5s

Be sure to give this thread an occasional bump to recycle.

I'm off to bed. Good night.

What is that altar composed of? I see no ancient relics and no iconography.

yeah, stop being sarcastic. we absolutely need to start taking these crazy people seriously

>there are atheists on this board RIGHT NOW that think they're "conservative"

Trump was inspired overseas

Anyone else see this little bit of interesting developments:

scoop.co.nz/stories/PO1705/S00469/kim-dotcom-approaches-special-counsel.htm

I spent my weekend playing Dark Souls II and barely went on Sup Forums. I apologize for my absence this weekend.

Nn user

I had a friend who took birth control for the side effect of reduced menstrual cramping. This also coincided with a foray into SJW idiocy. I wonder if there's a causal link.

But that seems so inefficient when we have electricity.

Dumb normies think cutting deals with the Saudis means the Saudis own Trump. Little do they know, this is classic imperial behavior. Trump owns the Saudis because they want to keep getting weapons from us.

President Trump is crafting an American Empire, and the Saudis are one of many vassals.

Fuck off anglocuck
America nor this thread is for you

>>there are atheists on this board
absolute twaddle

good goy! martin luther was evil for threatening the control of the jewish puppet catholic state!

Mexican shit, I think.

Repostan out of OC appreciation

youtube.com/watch?v=ryDOy3AosBw

An opinion in greentext with a picture of a frog? Damn, there's no beating that argument!

It's composed of skulls

Just another liberal death worshiper

But we worship JESUS who overcame death, thus we will not lose

I can't just CHOOSE to believe in God

Don't question the wisdom in the bible. God wants you to use a stone.

ew

I'm not, I'm a hardcore federalist and nationalist

AWAKEN MY ARYANS!
washingtonexaminer.com/pig-remains-found-at-site-of-future-mosque-in-germany/article/2624404

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Either way, the wall gets built. Also let's not forget, worse comes to worse, the mechanisms exist for Trump to become a literal dictator. Patriot Act, NDAA 2012, etc.

Truly, anything is possible at this point in time.

SHOOORT

>What is that altar composed of?
trinkets and chotskies

protestants love jews even more than catholics though

AWOOOOO

> We have to take these people seriously.
Do we? The power of Kek eclipses any of these false idols.

I'm glad they've learned to cope with their mental issues.

I had an old Stevens 12ga. Kept it in the truck to shoot snakes with. That one looks like a wall hanger.

But yet You just chose to suck all those dicks?

can you imagine him on the debate stage?

>having female friends that you arent fucking
LEAF

>arming extremist muslims is a good thing
Only in /ptg/

But no seriously, get the fuck out, stooges of the elite.

As confirmed by our President, WE ARE A NATION OF FAITH, AND WE LIVE TO SERVE GOD.

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>a 4'8 guy possibly wants to run for president

thats all it will ever be. a want

It depends on the Protestant. My local southern baptist church spoke against the jews so much I half expected them to start saying Hitler was right.

lutherans don't worship jews and catholicism is responsible for the jew getting all the power they have in yurop. also catholics fuck little boys

Awooooo

Is he praying to some toys? What is he doing?

let them get in a cold war with iran and get half a trillion in return

How's the faith without works going?

What if the leaf is a girl? You do know women make up 70% of Sup Forums.

that thread is an evil clusterfuck. who knew!

Zuckerberg doesn't truly appreciate the torrent of memes that will rain down upon him.

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There definitely is. The damage the birth control pill does to a woman's brain impairs her ability to plan ahead, regulate emotion, think critically, and think introspectively. Its bad news all around.

You have no power here. You will never blend in. You will never go unnoticed.

>When you're drunk as fuck and have an exam in 4 hours

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He will learn.

I did the same, except when I come back I normally rely on you guys.
God bless.

Let's not fight among ourselves

Islam is set to become the number one religion in the world

All Christians must unite against the Islamic foe

>impairs her ability to plan ahead, regulate emotion, think critically, and think introspectively.
>implying women had these things to begin with

This is the photo that ended his presidential run before it even began.

no alcohol