/CPD/ CHICAGO PD SCANNER THREAD - GARAGE FIRES AND NO PARKING EDITION

>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT???
ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.

FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE

>>CPD Dispatch Stream:
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

>>Same feed with ambient music:
youarelistening.to/chicago

>>For Ambiance:
soundcloud.com/sithdemonic/sets/newwaveretro

DANK AUSSIEROBERT OC:
youtube.com/watch?v=ZMLxgBxSiyU

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BACK THE BLUE
>>Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
getbehindthevest.org/
>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.

>>The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund (ALSO GET SOME SWEET SWEET MERCH):
cpdmemorial.org/

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CHICAGO'S K/D RATIO:
>>Shootings Scoreboards:
heyjackass.com
dnainfo.com/chicago/
chitownmugshots.com/
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides/
homicides.suntimes.com/

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>>Chicago Racial Demographics:
radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

>>Chiraq Gangland Map:
wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

>>Police Codes:
bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

>>Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

>>Related twitter
twitter.com/spotnewsonig
twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays

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FRESH BREAD!

>do not let him wash his hands

Anyone know tonight's high score so far?

d n ayyyyyyyyyyy

anyone playing bingo?

I'll keep you posted. After I heard it again, it is code. Just a bit too quick for me to catch it.

Heh. he's going to be sitting with nasty hands for a while, Detectives will need to run the GSR test, and dispatch just confided that they're operating in backlog.

4 homicides so far today.

10-4, Good luck!

4 dead today and 11 wounded, and that's JUST today, weekend total is over 30 shot and just 5 dead, but that will go up I'm sure
>heyjackass.com

>ex bf took caller's phone and left

>17 y/o with a gun
Another young lifebout ta get ended. He wuz jus on him's way to da church. His aunt gonna have 2 twerk on his grave. sheeiiit

>ex boyfriend took her phone

>battery in prog
>fighting on the something and people arguing on the ground floor
Fuck that whole area.

med student in the chicago area reporting in. I usually avoid these threads but i had the feels this weekend.

Ive worked at these hospitals and ive seen some really black pill shit. this town is irreversibly fucked. these cops have the highest suicide rate in the country.

There is no light at the end

gpo.gov/fdsys/pkg/CFR-2009-title47-vol5/pdf/CFR-2009-title47-vol5-sec90-425.pdf

>There is no light at the end
We're not here searching for kernels of hope amongst the shit, user. We're here to enjoy the ride on the way down.

>There is no light at the end

At some point, the rate of niggers getting shot and/or leaving the city will suprass the respawn rate of new niggers being born, and as long as the trend continues, the city will fix itself.

>24 y/o female with Down Syndrome needs to be photographed

>common spelling
>spell it anyway
we got a rookie

Thanks Roberts, God damn this city never ceases its shit does it?

I would love to listen in one night and not hear "shots fired" just to appreciate the rarity of it.

Somebody accosted a downy. That's just wrong.

>I would love to listen in one night and not hear "shots fired" just to appreciate the rarity of it.

They were killing on easter and mother's day. I honestly don't think a non-killing day is possible.

>AFFIRMATIVE. WE GOT SHOOTINGS ALL OVER THE CITY
YES YES YES!

>Shootings all over the city
Isn't that just a regular day?

>his daughter is being held in Chicago against her will

Gettin sassy!

>you can talk to the sergeant
>got a backlog
>got shootings all over the city

Am ham. It's the repeater ID'ing itself via high-speed morse code.
In other words, whomever installed the repeater kind of fucked up and turned repeater ID on.
Don't need repeater IDs on public safety repeater, only on ham repeaters.
I'm curious what digits/numbers the installer programmed into the repeater that is being ID'd...

Dispatch is usually unflappable. If Sassy is drawing attention to it, then there is decidedly more shootings across the city than is common.

The repeater is ID'ing the number "8" for some odd reason.
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medanon here, story time.

Patient is a 27 year old caucasian female with a history of Hep C, HIV and multiple drug user coming in with a heroine needle broken off in her arm 2 days ago and did not seek aid until now. Pt is now showing signs of sepsis and vegetation of mitral valve leaflets.

We couldn't do shit. Just kept her blood pressure up and stabilized her so she could be transferred to Mt. Sinai

These niqqas got sassy stressed the fuck out tonight. They need to get the OG herself, Crabby, to handle calls of nigging at this rate of speed

Kek. She'll be back, user. Keep that flame lit.

The taxpayers are just lucky she had insurance so we didn't have to pay for her

Is she dead yet?

Can someone give me a quick rundown on who this person is who is not supposed to wash their hands?

jokes on you, she didnt have insurance.
shes probably not dead but shes got 5 years max

>caucasian female with a history of Hep C, HIV

I was under the impression that if you only banged (straight) white girls your chance of getting HIV was like 0.00001%
She fucked up

proly a shooting suspect, they can't let him wash his hands because they want to swab his hands for gun shot residue (GSR)

she probably got it from sharing needles

>vegetation of mitral valve leaflet
Mmmmm, that sweet sound of MRI in the background, am I right?

did you miss that part about the broken needle in her arm?

>DOA removal

Most likely a suspect in a shooting so they need to do a gunshot residue test on him. Which is strange since I thought you couldn't easily wash that shit off so it might be someone's DNA they're trying to get a sample of.

She's gonna lose it if someone needs to check they keys

Those are the patients that make me glad I don't work the micro section

even then i thought it was still pretty rare among white women
I mean....how many needles do you have to share to get AIDS

>father and son fighting with knives

>female white getting beat up by a group of people on the corner.

>they're opening fire two houses north of us

>WHAT THE FUCK

>"what the fuck!" in the background

>SON AND FATHER ARE FIGHTING WITH KNIVES
Chi-town u so wild

SHOTS FIRED!

>EMERGENCY CALL
>ROBERT HAS ONE IN CUSTODY
>OTHERS STILL SHOOTING TWO HOUSES NORTH OF HIS LOC

>That background noise
Oh shit

>father and son fighting wit knives
>female white getting beat up on the corner
>emergency
>open fire

>WHAT THE FUCK!
Behold!

>cops getting shot at????

>guys opening fire about 2 blocks north of Robert
>yelling "fuck" in the background

Im trying to imagine how that was going down.

Why dont white bitches learn to stay out of chicago...

ROBERT IS UNDER FIRE

>ROBERT IS UNDER FIRE

ROBERT IS UNDER FIRE

>ROBERT IS UNDER FIRE

SEND EM IN

That's why I'm trying to figure it out. The first letter is "K" so that's a "huge" amount of help in trying to figure it out....

REAL ROBERT HOURS

>even then i thought it was still pretty rare among white women
>I mean....how many needles do you have to share to get AIDS

ONE

>DOA

betta throw your vest on your chest
cause niggas is a mess

>male hispanic

Do any of you think there are some CPD officers that come here on their nights off? Prolly so black pilled though.

Gettin' there.

What's the Walgreen reference for? I don't remember that one.

That's some proper father son bonding there I tell you hwat.

>5'6" to 5'9"
>name is Danny
>hispanic
>lives with his mother

Manlets, when will they learn?

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Male black's favorite place to loot - quite a surprise he hasn't visited it tonight.

CHECK YO KEYS ROBERT

And now the son is on the second floor with a gun

>South America

not even once

shit gettin good

Wasn't Walgreens the female with open sores touching merchandise?

>father son, first knives, now guns
he's heating up

I'm imaging the music from the epic Star Trek lizard battle playing in the background...

There might be some legit Roberts on Sup Forums but if it was me I wouldn't want to listen to all the coonery on my off time.

I heard the call, didn't hear the loc.

i think that was just a "store" but it was probably a walgreens/CVS

Bitch nigga couldn't hold that L like a man. If he was my son I'd disown the pussy on the spot.

yikes. ive been to bolivia, but managed to stay out of trouble

>Convicted in 1983
>Though he may be the most prolific serial killer of the 20th century, he was released in 1998.
>Current whereabouts unknown.

WTF?

YOU AIN'T MY LIL NIGGA, NIGGA! GETCHO BITCHNIGGA ASS OFF MY MEZZANINE 'FOE I CHUCK DIS CONCRETE ATCHO ASS

There's been a few. Not many, you can count them in one hand, but they've been here.

I wouldn't take any of the South American scores seriously. They probably beat and tortured those dudes into claiming all those bodies just to close the cases. Which is not to say that those guys aren't guilty of some murders.

Must be his wife's son

I was at a museum in Chicago in 2014 and they had to close it down because police were investigating a body found at the bottom of a lake on the property

>GETCHO BITCHNIGGA ASS OFF MY MEZZANINE

we wuz palace builders n shiet

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>The way that cop said "I guess we got some kids out there making noise"
You can hear his disdain for anyone who call in anything then gunshots

pretty sure El Salvador has one of the highest murder rates in the world

>shots fired on Sacramento and Wellington

Sacramento is lit up tonight

The fuck was that laugh?