I've been in a coma since the day before halo 3 released. What's changed since then?

I've been in a coma since the day before halo 3 released. What's changed since then?

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OH MY FUCKING GOD I'M SO GLAD THAT YOU GOT OUT OF YOUR COMA ALLAHU AKBAR!!!!!!!!!!!

Real or bait?

This is called a Pepe (paypay)

>Halo 3 came out 20 years ago.

It's fucking bait you moron.

This.
>leaf

Halo has gotten progressively worse and more generic with every release

at least you didn't have to witness the fucking atrocious halo 4 and halo 5 games

Donald Trump is president, and we as Sup Forums ressurected an Ancient Egyptian Chaos God. Other than that not much

There's a Halo 5 now.

just kill yourself now, everything turned to shit

Dude Call of Duty took over and everyone online is a ultra fagget camper that can't go 2 kills without a killstreak
It's all good tho because Overwatch is the new GOAT Arena shooter

a black man named obama got elected president, we went into syria and ass raped it nearing destroying it under his rule, china made a new gold backed currency coming soon, donald trump got elected president, north korean war is coming because trump is angry over missile launches.

Oh boy.

The series only improved after halo 3 cameout.

Halo sucks now and Bungie is dead. Sorry you missed the custom games fun. Also Donald Trump is President and enjoys two scoops of ice cream.

This one bigger became president

Now Donald Trump is

Also Half Life 3 is still TBA

lol faggot we killed all the halofags enmasse years ago, day of the shitty franchise was very satisfying for everyone involved.

1. This group called "Black Lives Matter" started to campaign for equality so that blacks and whites can live together in peace
2. This group called "ISIS" formed which stands for "I Stand In Solidarity." It's purpose is to reunite Muslim communities.
3. UC Berkeley is now home to "SJWs" which means "Super jacked whales." a group of nerdy college students who often talk about video games and how they relate to society

That's pretty much it

>2010
> You came back from School so you put the Xbox life and played Halo 3 multiplayer with your friends

Those days will never come back
7 years ago. Now I'm in college and I'm bored.

>I unironically believe the 6 months after the release of Halo 3 was the peak of Western civilization

Most fun I ever had anyways.

Along with turning Shia Labeouf into a crying cuck

>This group called "Black Lives Matter" started to campaign for equality so that blacks and whites can live together in peace
lol have you even read their list of demands? they don't give a fuck about any of this shit

Halo died. ODST and Wars were gud, Reach was ehhhhhh. Wars 2 is fucking divine. Oh and they remade CE but it's gud.

Those are the only other Halo games. There are no other new Halo games.

>tfw you and the mates will never again crowd around the TV and fuck each other's shit in Sand Trap.
>tfw you and the mates will never again race Mongeese on the track you made in Forge.
It doesn't feel good at all.

Great, now I have to fap. I only wanted to discuss politics in the world and its current development but noooo. Gotta post them average looking thicc bitches.

>you will never stay up till 5 in the morning bullshitting with your friends while reking scrubs in big team battle

Not sure why i keep going on honestly.

Half Life 3 isn't out yet go back to sleep

Fpbp. Incredible post.

Well you missed a lot George bush flew two planes into two to start a war with Iran towers trump is president Obama nearly killed us Vladimir putin is president of Russia he's a really good leader faggots and feminists are being faggots and saying kill alll men the recent both good and bad movies are all sequels other then the emoji movie that's gonna be cancer the latest battlefield game battlefield 1 is quite good undertale is cancerous minecraft is overrun with babies and cringe gays have rights Jews are still faggots Russia has liberated Crimea from Ukraine tumblr is cancer until you find the porn (takes deep breath) Carrie fisher is dead Han Solo died in the new Star Wars movie Jurassic world was good king skull island is good Sup Forums has a queen her name is Rozelli that's everything major that happened other then all of the terrorist attacks

Is it wrong that I wish I could go back to 07-08 just to play Halo 3 again?

Pol is the news now, the CIA fears and admires us and there are memeatic warfare divisions in the military

The worst fucking part is how the Grunts stopped speaking English. That should have been warning enough of the horrible things to come. I like Wars 2 a lot but I sincerely hope 343 just fucking kills Chief and the series in 6. They won't, but I wish they would.

CE was the best of the series. If you disagree you didn't have friends growing up

Why did Half Life 2 seem to be the pinnacle of fps though? Its graphics while not amazing seem much more realistic and interesting than shit nowadays as did the source engine. Did Valve stop because they made enough from steam and realized they could never make something so groundbreaking again?

I WISH I COULD TURN BACK TIME
DO THE GOOD OLD DAYS
WHEN MY BR BRAAAAPPPP'D NUBS TO SLEEP BUT NOW WE RAGE QUIT

I'm 23 so Halo 2 and 3 were more formative for me. I played Halo 1 starting shortly after release but I was like 8 years old so it wasn't the same experience.

the master chief dies

If it's wrong I don't want to be right.
CE was probably the best overall, but I had more fun in 3's Multiplayer and ODST was my first Legendary run without dying.
MY NAME'S SQUID LIPS AND I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU THINK

>tfw you will never walk into that last room in Halo 2 for the first time and this starts playing

Sends chills down my spine.

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It's like video game developers ran out of good ideas in the late 2000s so they started focusing on politics and social justice ever since

Half Life 2 was the first game widely released game to incorporate impressive physics, maybe that's why everyone remembers it.

Halo 3 had an amazing physics engine and all the crazy shit you could do with it was mind blowing. I haven't really seen anything like it since.

damn I miss playing that after returning from school ;_;
fun times, but 343 should burn for what they did with Halo 5.

America is one degenerate shithole.

>Halo 5
Halo 4 and the MCC killed the series with sprint and unfathomably shitty servers respectively. Halo 5 was a desecration of the corpse. Micro transactions, CoD tier campaign, capeshit inspiration, the """"boss fights"""", everything they did to Arby. It was revolting.

halo 4

Pajeets still can't poo in loo and europe surrendered.

>ywn be 49-49 in TS on Lockout
>ywn hear the distinct sound of the sniper snapping off the finishing round
>screen goes black
>heart skips as you see 50-49
>eternal wave of post-game celebratory trash talk with enemy team
it's all dreams now

>doing super bounces on Zanzibar and leling as people rage at you
>landing a sick 4 shot in an intense br fight

Fuuck. I remember when my life was nothing but school and xbox. Pop in halo and cod 4/ mw2 and have the time of my life. Damn. Things were so much simpler then. You take it for granted

Your mum has remarried, to me and is pregnant. Sorry son, you need to move out to make room for the baby

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The jew ruins everything he touches.

Please leave

>measuring time using a video game
>1 post by this ID
Not much for you, you're still a faggot.

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>Halo 3
Fuck, I'm incredibly sad now. Where does the time go.

>MCC launch day
>return home from high school
>really want to play some remastered Halo 2
>start matchmaking
>waiting.png

I should've refunded that piece of shit and gone with Advanced Warfare instead. Fuck M$ Pajeets.

Oh man you missed the Halo 3 glory days? Why even live?

I didn't have friends growing up and still think CE was the most amazing Halo game. I grew up on CE.

>>MCC launch day
>>return home from high school
'''High School'''

Campaign CE > H2 > H3
MP 2009+ H3 > H2 > release H3 > CE

...

>CE was the best of the series. If you disagree you didn't have friends growing up

nah bro we had Goldeneye 007 and Turok on N64 for that.

when halo came out we were too fucked to sit in front of a tv by then, so halo 2 was a godsend with netplay

I liked Halo 3's campaign a tad more than 2, if only for the level where you rescue Cortana and of course the last Warthog run. You're spot on for the NP though.

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>tfw comfy late night halo nostalgia thread with Sup Forums

Pregnant Anne Frank porn exists

Pregnant Anne Frank porn exists

That's probably the most noteworthy thing about the current decade

post for science?

im pretty sure he was joking

>be me
>super excited for upcoming vidya.jpg
>Holy shit this scenery is awesome
>wow everyone I love is here
>*knock on door*
>A short hunched over man walks into the room
>Short man has a rather large and hooked nose
>he comes towards me
>He throws delousing powder at my face to prevent the spread of typhus
>leads me out of room to take a shower
>wake up in hospital bed
>ask for smartphone
>what the hell is a smart phone.jpg
>go to mongolian basket weaving forum to ask what I missed

They ruined Halo after Halo Reach.

Feels good man.

At least SPV3 is breathing new life into CE.

>ywn invite your friends for a friday night gaming and play Halo 2 until you fall asleep.
Why live

H3 was unironically the best Halo. Anyone that disagrees is a niggerkike.

The level Cortana can suck all of my dick. Like, the designer of that level seriously went pretty far past full retard.

If I was in a coma, posting a basic gestalt thread on Sup Forums is seriously one of the first things I would do after waking up.

I don't think anyone would disagree except the Halo: Reach branch. For some reason they think it was the best, but I couldn't get it into it as much as I could H3.

My bad, forgot pic

See

I am genuinely in love with Anne Frank. She was beautiful, witty, and graceful young woman who light was snuffed out far too early.

I frequently fantasize about being Peter van Pels hiding with her.

Oh god, just imagine deflowering that sweet girl on a lazy Amsterdam afternoon, lying and learn what each other's bodies were for.

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CORTANA IS THE MAIN VILLAIN IN HALO 5

Anne frank was a lesbian

When I tried that level for legendary, I was so fucking angry. I was probably more angry that I have ever been in my life. How a video could make me so angry is insane. Designer of that level was indeed a fucking cunt.

Now imagine nine months later, she's got a massive bulging stomach from carrying your child inside of her and it seems like she’s gonna pop any moment now. Her popped belly button makes it look like she's got a giant third boob where her stomach once was. She waddles around and can barely move half of the time. She's developed an insatiable craving for your dick and you've likewise developed a taste for her pussy. You’re both cooped up in an attic all day have nothing better to do besides fuck like an unsustainable third world population. You lie down on your back, she strips off her almost comically too small clothes and kneels on top of you. She grabs a hold of your rock hard cock, inserts it deep inside of her, and begins to ride you like a stallion. You feel the pressure from her incredible weight and huge round belly bearing down on you but the indescribable pleasure of her tight pussy throbbing on you cock negates any discomfort. You sink into her beautiful soul, into that secret place where no one dares to go. After 30 minutes, you and her are both moaning with ever greater intensity, you know it won't be long now. Suddenly, you feel your cock shaking like a V-2 rocket and the orgasm reaches it's climax as your cum literally explodes like an 88mm AT round inside her Sherman tank, blowing the turret right off. You and her both join as one, souls screaming from the sheer ecstasy. As the elation wears off, she lies next to you. Too exhausted to do anything else, you simply hold her in your embrace

You missed Halo: Reach

It was the best Halo campaign and by far the best multiplier experience

That world is over now...

We are none but ronin these days

Don't stop there user

Doesn't stop her farm parts from working

In that moment, there is no family squabbles, no Nazis, no war. Just you and her, watching the sky turn pink with the setting sun.

You dream of the beautiful face you have found in this place. So soft and sweet.

One day you will both die and your ashes will fly from an aeroplane over the sea. But for now you are young and all you want is lay in the sun, and count every beautiful thing you can see. Love to be in the arms of all you’re keeping here with you.

What a beautiful dream that could flash on the screen in a blink of an eye.

Suddenly, you awaken from your slumber to the sound of a bloodcurdling scream. You open your eyes to darkness, it takes a split second for your vision to readjust. You feel lonely and cold. Another shriek knocks you back into reality. Anne sitting next to you, clutching her belly, face contorted from pain. A foul smelling fluid lies pooled on the floor around her mid-section. Your hot dirty fuckfest has brought on labor.

We all need a break from the shills and blackpills that have been running amok.
Fuck you I bet you never I loved blowing up High Chairty.

Was the bartender one of /ourguys/?

How was Reach so good? I don't understand. It was different but no way was it better than H3.

she cries your name, begging for help, begging for you. The noise. She’s louder than a line of Louisiana Tigers giving the Rebel Yell right now. You raise your finger to your lips to tell her to be quiet. But the agony is too much for her to bear. You’ve got to do something or else it will awaken the entire neighborhood and with it, the Nazis. Suddenly you remember the bulge in your pants. You’ve got morning wood. It’s not the best gag, but it will have to do. You stand up, squat like a slav, using her belly as an impromptu stool, grab your still cum-crusted cock, and shove it right inside her mouth. At first, she tries to scream even louder in surprise, but your circumcised 100% Kosher dong blocks her windpipe, reducing her screams to a barely audible gurgle. Suffering from unbearable pain, she bites down on her your meat with each contraction. Now you’e in pain too. With each contraction, she bites down harder, it feels like she’s gonna tear your cock right off. Eventually, the pain subsides for her and she doesn’t bite down as much. Now it seems almost as if she’s starting to enjoy it.

I bet you never found found the sword. Forgot some words there

You can feel your child kick on your testicles. Clearly it’s excited too. Suddenly, your cock starts to shake like a V-2 again, you pull it out of her mouth just in time. You bust your steaming hot and sticky load, blanketing her like an incendiary carpetbombing of Dresden. Semen stains her mountaintops (all three of them), along with her hair and most of her face. She quietly giggles from the ironic amusement of it all. You giggle too.

Then a look of sharp pain shoot across her face. She’s having your baby. You wish you could bear all the pain for her, but all you can do is sit and watch. You look down at her vulva, still oozing with cum from that great fucking you gave her a few hours ago. You can see a head of black hair poking out. You fear that she’s gonna start screaming again, much to your relief, it seems that she’s gotten better control of the pain, thanks to you. She begins to softly moan, it seems as if instead of experiencing excruciating agony, she’s experiencing an orgasm. You can’t help but grin as she keeps pushing. As more of the head becomes visible, her moaning intensifies. Finally a small head emerges from her vagina. You can see a face wrapped in an umbilical cord

At least he missed out on the meteoric rise and fall of Call of Duty.

Also, Halo 2 Anniversary is the only game worth getting on Xbox One

Reach had about two things going for it, and those were the Forge object phasing, and how most of the games didn't lag at all. The game itself was pretty shite.

A small pair of hands grab the head, she weakly tries to pull the head out. You put your hands around the head and begin to help her pull. Desperately, she goes into the next contraction with all of her energy, and pushed with everything inside of her. She feels everything. She feels shoulders and hips and feet all slide down inside of her and pop out in one long push, with a rush of fluid behind it, and it feels amazing. She throws her head back with a rip-roaring orgasm that penetrates the very heart of her soul.

You look at the newborn now lying on the floor and see that it is a boy. You have a son. Perfect, perfect in every way. He begins to stir and you realize he’s about to cry. After all that’s happened, you don’t to given away to the Germans from the wails of a newborn. You gently lift him up and place him on Anne’s semen stained mountaintops. The baby quickly finds the breast is soon sucking happily. Semen, blood, amniotic fluid, breastmilk all mix and fill the air with a strange scent that while repulsive, is also extremely arousing. You can’t resist the urge anymore. Your mouth land on top of Anne’s opposite breast, sucking first your own cum, but then her tasty milk. You look into her eyes, she’s somewhat annoyed, but too exhaust to really care.

Reach killed halo with the introduction of abilities

I'd rather just throw big grenades with X and watch as a warthog goes over it and blows up

DMR > BR, imo of course

seems like the playerbase is split on that one, but DMR is cash

also Noble Six is more (You) than MC ever was or will be

A gust of wind coming from a hole in the wall blows through, cooling both of your sweat-drenched bodies, but also disturbing the little one. You’re afraid he’ll start shivering. You look around the dusty attic for something to keep the baby warm. You settle on Anne’s fur winter jacket, having sat unused for the past two years. You know Anne will definitely not be happy that you ruined her favorite coat, but it’s for the best. She hasn’t been able to fit in it for the past nine months anyway. You carefully wrap your little one in the coat and hand him to an exhausted Anne, she continues to quietly feed him. You notice the dead silence for the first time, not even the other occupants of the Annex, mere feet away in the next room, were roused. You feel a sense of relief. You’re safe, for the moment at least. Eventually you curl up next to her quietly and begin to doze off. Your secret sleeps in winter clothes. Tomorrow, you can find a way to explain the night’s events to your parents and hope they don’t kill each other. You can somehow find a way to get your little bundle of joy to safety. But tonight, you just rest, your first night as a family.

Oh god, just thinking about this is making me rock hard. The hardest I’ve ever gotten. Oh, I think I’m gonna… I’m gonna-

Cums in Diary

Fin

Did you bother to read the rest of the post you dense fuck?