Brit/pol/ - (((Tories))) Edition

>MI5 probes bomber 'warnings' to see if they messed it up
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40080646
archive.fo/DCMbu

>Man shot dead in NI supermarket car park
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/28/man-dies-shot-bangor-supermarket-car-park/
archive.fo/9EysD

>Sturgeon would seek "progressive alliance"
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/28/warning-coalition-chaos-nicola-sturgeon-says-would-seek-progressive/
archive.fo/YCucZ

>16th Manchester suspect arrested in Shoreham
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4551346/Man-23-16th-suspect-arrested-terror-attack.html
archive.fo/qMlvI

>Lib dems still moaning about the EU despite their abysmal campaign so far
itv.com/news/2017-05-29/nick-clegg-uk-could-lose-access-to-terror-database-under-theresa-mays-brexit-terms/
archive.fo/AUeyi

>Fatboy Watson angry over tory attacks on Corbyn
theguardian.com/politics/2017/may/28/tom-watson-hits-out-at-conservatives-over-attacks-on-corbyn
archive.fo/gvYFv

>Powers for banning jihadis from the country finally used
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4550994/Major-powers-ban-jihadis-returning-UK-used-once.html
archive.fo/FY3N8

>BA computer mess enters third day
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40081112
archive.fo/psITL

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Scottish Tories protesting outside the SNP manifesto launch today, they're pretty much grandpa-tier now

don't give a shit about conservatism, obsessed with fighting scottish nationalism instead

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>There are people here unironically voting Tory over UKIP

>There are people here who like Theresa May

>There are people here who will unironically defend the Tories

>Jews like the tories
Why the fuck would you vote tory then

>There are people who think Labour will do well

Oh honey...

This.

Always vote against the Jews.

BNP then?

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>>There are people here unironically voting

strawpoll.com/cbw7a65

strawpoll.com/cbw7a65

strawpoll.com/cbw7a65

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>Scottish Conservative and Unionist Party
>complaining about them campaigning for unionism

da red rose, da flower

I thought most jews here were hasidic weirdos who lived off gibs?

>I vote Labour because I like red roses

Oh my fucking god.

>and we can announce the first result of the election
>Sunderland
>and Labour are down 15 points

Post yfw

It's not a joke anymore we actually are swarming with paki cunts and Labour shills. What happened lads?

lol how did May blow a nearly 20-point lead in a matter of weeks

cum IN mum

>Luton

Ah

>daily politics now

all the ethnics and unemployed voting labour kek

>There are people here unironically voting Labour because the Tories are "too left wing"and "too weak on immigration"

>luton trusts labour on national security

Hmmm I wonder why...

>Thought she could get away with fucking people over in the manifesto
>Is a robot with 0 personality

Daddy Corbyn of course. He's Hitler v2 just playing it down till he wins.

>>There are people here unironically voting

You stupid fucking cunts are wasting your time. You're far too thick to convert anyone.

>all these black retards and asians voting Labour

Fucking hell lads, vote Tory if you're white.

tories made the public hate the government

Quite tragic that people think they're electing a president then

>voting in 2017

I am a former UKIP voter and I am so close to voting for Corbyn.

Tories are a fucking disgrace, manifesto was a disaster. Was just going to spoil my ballot, but he's winning me over.

Honestly, if Abbot wasn't there, it'd be a sure thing.

Shills pre election

There is nothing weird about hasidic's.
Have you even ever met one?
Quit embracing ignorance, you are above it.

a regular victory is no different to a landslide victory at the end of the day
she's sacrificed the lead to get away with some pretty controversial changes

No one is doing that you fucking donut

How does phitch reconcile faith in god with total pessimism

>btfo so hard she deletes her twitter

kek

AY I'M LIKE BITCH WHO IS YO MANS AY
CAN'T KEEP MY DICK IN MY PANTS AY

Why are the polls deliberately being retards? They're all sub 15% because they're basing their numbers on self declared turnout (with one poll suggesting 85% of young people will vote LUL)

are uk jews different from us jews? us jews always vote for democrats, literally in every single election

>There are Tripsluts here desperately trying to get (you)s like the (you)buckets they are

no, there aren't

but there are folks voting liebour because they're left wing and globalist

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People are getting fucked over far less than they will be by Labour.

Yeah but she's trying to shore up her domestic support ahead of the Brexit negotiations, if she stumbles then that comes across as weakness and the Euros will be more aggressive

>lot of my friends voting Labour
>telling me it's a good thing that Corbyn wants to abolish zero-hour contracts
>mfw they're all on zero hour contracts

wew, turkeys CAN vote for Christmas.

You want to vote for a communist who shags Dianne Abbott?

They usually back Labour more but Labour have gone full anti-semitic because they need the muslim vote, also Corbyn is a supporter of Hamas.

Ah, hopping from one populist to the other. I'm not surprised.

>Scottish Tories protesting outside the SNP manifesto launch today, they're pretty much grandpa-tier now
It's Tuesday, the younger ones have jobs to go to.

why dont you vote on policies and democracy ten rathe rthan personality?

If by 'met' you mean 'been stared at like I'm scum' then yes, I've met plenty. I dont even hate jews like some of the lads here but they're a weird bunch.

You're both obvious shills.
Tory and Labour are both shite and no one on brit/pol/ should support either.

Jewish Chronicle is a centre-right paper.

In that case, I can't wait for the night of the long knives V2 where he murders his LGBT/cuck cult following

>getting a yougov pollster on

Survation and Yougov have the election as if 85%+ young voters come out, they are complete shite.

of course why wouldn't they vote conservative, every minority seems to have a public opinion these days

Barry Gardiner is absolutely infuriating to listen to

The community leaders do but that's the same for every religion.

>>all these black retards and asians voting red tie wearing globalists.

>Fucking hell lads, vote blue tie wearing globalists if you're white.

>they only support ~400,000 immigrants pa as opposed to ~600,000

>getting shot in the face with a smaller calibre round is the only logical choice to make.

Gove should be PM

18-24 turnout won't break 50%

Hope you Momentum cocksuckers are here on election day with your delusions and your ignorance. I want to see you drown in your own shit.

I sincerely hope this is a shitpost

gove is a no chin no talent toffee nosed retard

deny this

brit/pol/ BTFO yet again

youtu.be/qS3oriHCZbk

Lads give me good enough reasons to vote Conservative. I'm not feeling it after May's awful manifesto.

How do you know they are thinking that?
Maybe you are being paranoid.

I know.

making it seem close is good because it means more people will show up to vote tory

It's funny.

My brother says he's voting Labour because he likes Corbyn. Doesn't seem to realise that he'll be voting for some literally who with 0 chance of winning a seat in my area.

corbyn is never going to win

he has to spent all of his time fighting his own party, he cant fight both his party and theresa at the same time, well not with his policies and character atleast

You should support whoever you sympathise with.

I knew Survation has that silly criteria, but YouGov? I didn't know they put it that high too? Though it would explain the poll results

We'll go after them on twitter and reddit, they won't get away with it.

18-24 turnout was only 44% during CLEGGYMANIA

Go home Barry, your wife hasn't seen you in months.

Voted Leave? Vote Tory.

>shouting will not help you

Great reply mate.

Fuck off m8. It's a shame we don't carry IDs between threads because if we did, you'd see that I spent most of the last thread telling people not to vote Tory.

I'm voting Lib Dem because I live in a Lib Dem/Labour marginal. Otherwise I'd vote UKIP or BF.

>Lads give me good enough reasons to vote

There are none.

They also don't take into affect the usual voting % of each group so you get wild swings with them, survation and yougov + ORB are bad.

Starting to think Corbyn is just a magnet for adult children and the mentally-ill.

Does America have little Jewish enclaves like we do? They look at any non-jew like that if you wander through.

>the state of barry gardiner

This is television gold

Barry Gardiner getting full on triggered

>I AM NOT DODGING THE QUESTION MICHAEL
>then proceeds to not answer the question

Barry Gardiner is queer as a three pound note.

This labour queer triggered af by are guy Gove

>Voted Leave? Vote Tory.

Fuck off Barry. Probably a fucking pillow and blanket under the table. He's never not in a tv studio.

FIGHT
FIGHT
FIGHT
FIGHT

>Gove gets progressively more Scottish as he get more and more frantic
L E L

It says a lot when he's the most competent spokesperson Labour have at the moment.

Yes we have those but non-Jew do walk through them often or at the very least more secular Jew, many which don't even wear the little hat.

Gove winding up Barry Gardiner, kek

THE MASK HAS SLIPPED

Barry's had LOADS of time to speak, how can he moan about Gove chiming in? Just fuck off you ratty cunt. Coburn can fuck off as well.