Brit/pol/: Wheels fall off the Corbyn bus edition

>Corbyn suffers childcare car crash interview at hands of Women's Hour
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-40090520

>Lastest Owen Jones and Peter Hitchens
theguardian.com/commentisfree/2017/may/30/theresa-may-bores-britain-election-labour-hustings
hitchensblog.mailonsunday.co.uk/2017/05/happy-oak-apple-day.html

>Zoo worker killed by tiger
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cambridgeshire-40089174

>Sturgeon calls for IndyRef2 at the end of Brexit process in Manifesto
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-40086276

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youtube.com/watch?v=Tod7hqVHNk8
youtube.com/watch?v=3fj-HtQSkFE
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>Labour plans will see your council tax triple at least
express.co.uk/news/politics/810616/general-election-2017-jeremy-corbyn-council-tax-bills-homeowner-john-mcdonnell

first for voting just to piss (((certain people))) off

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Labour are going to get torn to shreds on this, no way will people accept paying this much in council tax.

APOLOGIZE

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Fixed it for her

Who is the most annoying Labour supporter?

perfection

>why can't i look like that

Where is she lads? Is her 15 minutes of fame over?

Why did Bowden have to die lads

reminder that corbyn raising corporation tax would be the thing that actually fucks us over when we leave the EU

Hopefully jumped off a cliff.

A-are you a grill?

youtube.com/watch?v=Tod7hqVHNk8

Disabled Hustings starts in 15 minutes if you want a laugh lads.

Jesus Christ, lads.

>term is over but it's raining today so can't go sit out in the garden
>stay inside instead
>my little gay Chinese flatmate, Chang, found his old N64 at the weekend
>we're sitting playing Mario Kart 64 all day having a few beers
>do all 4 cups
>it's all-tied two apiece so decide to play the Special Cup again as a tie-breaker
>front door opens
>my hot flatmate Vicky is home
>last week she caught me looking at her feet as she came out of the shower
>she was confused and asked what I was looking at but then figured out I like feet
>potters about putting her coat and bag up, takes her shoes off, comes over to watch us play
>sits at the other end of the couch from me, talking bollocks to Chang
>puts her bare feet like pic related right on my forearm
>asks "How are you, user?"
>I can feel the heat rising in my face
>take the WRONG FUCKING TURN in Yoshi Valley and have no fucking idea where I'm going
>finish sixth
>Chang is first
>she and Chang start laughing
>tfw I've already told her forty fucking times I'm MGTOW

Starting to get on my tits a bit, lads. Lost the cup and I owe Chang a bottle of Malibu now.

I was on Saturday

he was taken out by mi5

Reposting here because didn't get a reply

Just re read the Corbyn thing lads

3% the value of LAND, not the house. My house is 150k but the land is only 20k.

So my current council tax is 1.2k a year, my land tax after this would be 600 quid

Why am I supposed to care people living in inner city London get fucked again? And not even most of them, high rise flats would obviously split the value of a lesser amount of land. 50 flats sharing the land of normally 5 houses pay 1/10th the land tax

So basically this makes council tax dissapear for people on estates, lower for people not in London, and forces people in London to build higher properties?

can somebody look at it objectively and tell me why this is bad.

I haven't seen this discussed anywhere! I thought I was going mad.
Diane Abbott said the other day "if we leave the European Union"
Fucking if.

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Surprised it's this bad

No m8, it will GO UP by 600 quid it won't go down to it.

What do you get out of making up these little stories about your non existent flatmate?

Is it replacing Council tax?

thought it was in addition to it.

So his land tax is an addition to council tax?

D DELET THIS

How's the council going to pay for stuff?
No money in no money out.

>That muslim number
Source?

Corbyn interview

youtube.com/watch?v=3fj-HtQSkFE

>Source?
www.birmingham.ac.uk/Documents/research/SocialSciences/Key-Facts-Background-Paper-BPCIV.pdf
Page 19

what do you get out of telling people you're a mgtow? no one gives a shit and will presume you have 0 conversational skills with the opposite sex. stop trying to please autists on Sup Forums and just fucking sort your priorities out

I know you're story is pretty mundane and probs not that special to you but the thought of just chilling on days off with flatmates (hot ones at that) playing vidya is making me pretty jelly

LOW ENERGY

Yes

You didn't honestly think Labour were going to abolish council tax did you user

Isn't net wealth house prices
shows no one wants to live with the pakis in Tower hamlets

>MGTOW
That's your problem

>13 million disabled people
I feel they're using a lose definition.

Shows (((who))) controls all the wealth though

Idk, sounded like a council tax rework more than a council tax addition

Even if it is an addition it doesn't really effect me, although I'm surprised it's an addition since obviously anything that's a solid figure and not a percentage hits the poorest harder

I hope you keep these stories, they could be a sitcom.

No, it shows far more pakis live in council houses than anyone else

Don't own or part own your home = no property value to add to net wealth = lower average net wealth

It's also why nonreligious people are significantly lower than religious people, they're all millennial rentcucks

Alex Jones live streaming him taking out the pope!

I love the Guardian comments section in the run up to an election. Watching their hopes rise only to get crushed is going to be the highlight of June 9th.

don't all the kikes live in Tottenham and Islington. north central London is expensive af

Last time I made a thread I got a lot of grief for posting, but to all you newfags here, I'm actually a pretty well respected member of brit/pol/..

I've been posting quality content such as pictures, links, and I've even been creating new threads at the 300 post bump limit since I started coming to Sup Forums after the 2016 election.

So before you try to shun me as a newfag, remember that:
a) I'm already recognized as a quality poster by the older anons like "YKTD," "Crumpet," and "Tunnocks Teacake poster"
b) we accept all tenured individuals in /ptg/
and
c) Brexit wouldn't have been possible without Trump

>it doesn't really effect me
is mummy a dole monkey?

Fuck him up Alex!

>there are people in this thread that are considering voting for Commie Corbyn

Reminder not to feed the yankpasta with (You)s

Brent and Camden too

some exclaves in Manchester

Give me a straight up answer, IS CORBYN GOING TO WIN?

What? I own my own home, I said earlier an extra 600 a year isn't much for me. How is that making me a benefit monkey?

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I was tempted to vote for Corbyn for like one day, I doubted mummy May, it was the 'u-turn' day.
It was hard for everyone.

quite a few in Leeds

Yeah but how do you think they all afford to live in London while the natives are forced into the shitty parts of the country

Betting companies give him 3% chance, now remember Trump had a 30% chance.

Only if the election is a twitter poll

>MGTOW

what's it like to be less masculine than a gay asian?

The Monster raving Looney party has the most sensible policy on Immigration of any party. How fucking stupid is that?

Posting Manifesto

It's just getting worse for poor old Jeremy.

Without Scotland Labour are highly unlikely to get a majority.

Hes got a 20% chance atm, at least according to the polls/bookmakers

> One in one out (carried forward from our 2015 manicfesto) . . . (nicked by UKIP)

I wish they were standing in my constituency

lmao what a cock.

Ok, is it 20% or 3%?

I'm tempted to sign up and run as "Chad Thundercock" and just propose Sup Forums policies.

>we will nationalise crime to make sure it doesn't pay

>nationalise crime to make sure it doesn't pay

Had a little chuckle

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3

That other guy is chatting shit.

>Marching with people chanting gas the Jews

Why it is we shouldnt be voting for Corbyn again?

And it was all going so well

>Mumsnet

He's fucked now, those middle-class feminists are ravenous

>apologiZe
Excuse me?

>He's out

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Most betting sites have Corbyn at 7-1 odds, that's 13%

-ize is from the greek -izo and the correct way to conjugate nouns/adjectives into verbs

>Largest British airliner loses fucking 4% of profits because of an IT mistake
Get your shit together anglos

>pissing off the middle aged mothers with nothing better to do with their time

he's finished

Never thought these would actually increase in quality. Fucking cracking effort m8.

Pretty sure its no longer British owned

beautiful juxtaposition of Hitchens and Owen Jones there

>Perfection
>Long tits
>Not jet black hair
>Not alabaster skinned
Poor taste is poor

It's registered in Spain.

Your joking but here's Blair in front of the Women's Institute.
>youtube.com/watch?v=h0HgJIkSIXY

>posting a coal burner

yeah and good luck trying to keep those elderly voters he temporarily snatched from the Tories. Oldies love their gardens

It's ran by a Spaniard who outsourced the IT jobs to India. BA fucked it a long time ago

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>put in a good performance last night
>ruin it all this morning

Yeah all 3% of them.

Sam Kriss.
Labour Eoin.
Just fucking anyone pro-Corbyn on twitter.
And Owen Jones.

Chance of tory majority estimated 83-87%%
Chance of Labour majority estimated 3-5%
Chance of hung Parliament estimated 8-12%

People claiming Corbyn has a 20% of forming the next government are both being cheeky with the figures and assuming that in the case of a hung Parliament, Labour, the SNP and the LibDems together would have enough seats to form a coalition government

How were the odds on Brexit?

Also, is there any good British news source at all? I can't do it with BBC, Guardian and Independent anymore, they're so fucking GARBAGE. They're just CNN with an accent

>the women love me it will be easy
>completely fuck it up

He must be so sad.

These are becoming my favourite part of brit/pol/