Disabled Hustings starts in 15 minutes if you want a laugh lads.
Ian Baker
Jesus Christ, lads.
>term is over but it's raining today so can't go sit out in the garden >stay inside instead >my little gay Chinese flatmate, Chang, found his old N64 at the weekend >we're sitting playing Mario Kart 64 all day having a few beers >do all 4 cups >it's all-tied two apiece so decide to play the Special Cup again as a tie-breaker >front door opens >my hot flatmate Vicky is home >last week she caught me looking at her feet as she came out of the shower >she was confused and asked what I was looking at but then figured out I like feet >potters about putting her coat and bag up, takes her shoes off, comes over to watch us play >sits at the other end of the couch from me, talking bollocks to Chang >puts her bare feet like pic related right on my forearm >asks "How are you, user?" >I can feel the heat rising in my face >take the WRONG FUCKING TURN in Yoshi Valley and have no fucking idea where I'm going >finish sixth >Chang is first >she and Chang start laughing >tfw I've already told her forty fucking times I'm MGTOW
Starting to get on my tits a bit, lads. Lost the cup and I owe Chang a bottle of Malibu now.
Oliver Sullivan
I was on Saturday
Lincoln Bennett
he was taken out by mi5
Chase Jones
Reposting here because didn't get a reply
Just re read the Corbyn thing lads
3% the value of LAND, not the house. My house is 150k but the land is only 20k.
So my current council tax is 1.2k a year, my land tax after this would be 600 quid
Why am I supposed to care people living in inner city London get fucked again? And not even most of them, high rise flats would obviously split the value of a lesser amount of land. 50 flats sharing the land of normally 5 houses pay 1/10th the land tax
So basically this makes council tax dissapear for people on estates, lower for people not in London, and forces people in London to build higher properties?
can somebody look at it objectively and tell me why this is bad.
Christian Morales
I haven't seen this discussed anywhere! I thought I was going mad. Diane Abbott said the other day "if we leave the European Union" Fucking if.
Angel Rodriguez
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Lucas Jones
Surprised it's this bad
Jaxson Gonzalez
No m8, it will GO UP by 600 quid it won't go down to it.
Evan Sanders
What do you get out of making up these little stories about your non existent flatmate?
Jordan Green
Is it replacing Council tax?
thought it was in addition to it.
Ethan Edwards
So his land tax is an addition to council tax?
Jacob King
D DELET THIS
Julian Thompson
How's the council going to pay for stuff? No money in no money out.
what do you get out of telling people you're a mgtow? no one gives a shit and will presume you have 0 conversational skills with the opposite sex. stop trying to please autists on Sup Forums and just fucking sort your priorities out
Gavin Bell
I know you're story is pretty mundane and probs not that special to you but the thought of just chilling on days off with flatmates (hot ones at that) playing vidya is making me pretty jelly
Jaxson Allen
LOW ENERGY
Ayden Gray
Yes
You didn't honestly think Labour were going to abolish council tax did you user
Jason Baker
Isn't net wealth house prices shows no one wants to live with the pakis in Tower hamlets
Isaiah Williams
>MGTOW That's your problem
Grayson Fisher
>13 million disabled people I feel they're using a lose definition.
Oliver Stewart
Shows (((who))) controls all the wealth though
Jacob Ward
Idk, sounded like a council tax rework more than a council tax addition
Even if it is an addition it doesn't really effect me, although I'm surprised it's an addition since obviously anything that's a solid figure and not a percentage hits the poorest harder
Nathan Sanchez
I hope you keep these stories, they could be a sitcom.
Adrian Smith
No, it shows far more pakis live in council houses than anyone else
Don't own or part own your home = no property value to add to net wealth = lower average net wealth
It's also why nonreligious people are significantly lower than religious people, they're all millennial rentcucks
Anthony Sanchez
Alex Jones live streaming him taking out the pope!
Joseph Anderson
I love the Guardian comments section in the run up to an election. Watching their hopes rise only to get crushed is going to be the highlight of June 9th.
Elijah Wilson
don't all the kikes live in Tottenham and Islington. north central London is expensive af
John Cook
Last time I made a thread I got a lot of grief for posting, but to all you newfags here, I'm actually a pretty well respected member of brit/pol/..
I've been posting quality content such as pictures, links, and I've even been creating new threads at the 300 post bump limit since I started coming to Sup Forums after the 2016 election.
So before you try to shun me as a newfag, remember that: a) I'm already recognized as a quality poster by the older anons like "YKTD," "Crumpet," and "Tunnocks Teacake poster" b) we accept all tenured individuals in /ptg/ and c) Brexit wouldn't have been possible without Trump
Jacob Nelson
>it doesn't really effect me is mummy a dole monkey?
Aiden Garcia
Fuck him up Alex!
Carter Reed
>there are people in this thread that are considering voting for Commie Corbyn
Tyler Hill
Reminder not to feed the yankpasta with (You)s
Connor Williams
Brent and Camden too
some exclaves in Manchester
Wyatt Perez
Give me a straight up answer, IS CORBYN GOING TO WIN?
Luke Jackson
What? I own my own home, I said earlier an extra 600 a year isn't much for me. How is that making me a benefit monkey?
Lincoln Mitchell
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Jordan Bailey
I was tempted to vote for Corbyn for like one day, I doubted mummy May, it was the 'u-turn' day. It was hard for everyone.
Noah Bell
quite a few in Leeds
Ayden Foster
Yeah but how do you think they all afford to live in London while the natives are forced into the shitty parts of the country
Daniel Brown
Betting companies give him 3% chance, now remember Trump had a 30% chance.
Jayden Long
Only if the election is a twitter poll
Lucas Hall
>MGTOW
what's it like to be less masculine than a gay asian?
Levi Baker
The Monster raving Looney party has the most sensible policy on Immigration of any party. How fucking stupid is that?
Posting Manifesto
Kayden Long
It's just getting worse for poor old Jeremy.
Isaiah Richardson
Without Scotland Labour are highly unlikely to get a majority.
Lucas Murphy
Hes got a 20% chance atm, at least according to the polls/bookmakers
Isaiah Russell
> One in one out (carried forward from our 2015 manicfesto) . . . (nicked by UKIP)
Lincoln Fisher
I wish they were standing in my constituency
Gabriel Price
lmao what a cock.
Jack Garcia
Ok, is it 20% or 3%?
Chase Young
I'm tempted to sign up and run as "Chad Thundercock" and just propose Sup Forums policies.
Lincoln Sanchez
>we will nationalise crime to make sure it doesn't pay
Ayden Martinez
>nationalise crime to make sure it doesn't pay
Had a little chuckle
Owen Martin
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Jordan Sanders
3
That other guy is chatting shit.
Benjamin James
>Marching with people chanting gas the Jews
Why it is we shouldnt be voting for Corbyn again?
Noah Ramirez
And it was all going so well
Jason Clark
>Mumsnet
He's fucked now, those middle-class feminists are ravenous
Daniel Perry
>apologiZe Excuse me?
John Brooks
>He's out
Juan Moore
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Samuel Walker
Most betting sites have Corbyn at 7-1 odds, that's 13%
Daniel Gutierrez
-ize is from the greek -izo and the correct way to conjugate nouns/adjectives into verbs
Michael Sullivan
>Largest British airliner loses fucking 4% of profits because of an IT mistake Get your shit together anglos
James Torres
>pissing off the middle aged mothers with nothing better to do with their time
he's finished
Benjamin Richardson
Never thought these would actually increase in quality. Fucking cracking effort m8.
Aaron White
Pretty sure its no longer British owned
Jace Fisher
beautiful juxtaposition of Hitchens and Owen Jones there
Michael Sanders
>Perfection >Long tits >Not jet black hair >Not alabaster skinned Poor taste is poor
yeah and good luck trying to keep those elderly voters he temporarily snatched from the Tories. Oldies love their gardens
Xavier King
It's ran by a Spaniard who outsourced the IT jobs to India. BA fucked it a long time ago
Charles Barnes
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James Butler
>put in a good performance last night >ruin it all this morning
Jordan Wright
Yeah all 3% of them.
Wyatt Smith
Sam Kriss. Labour Eoin. Just fucking anyone pro-Corbyn on twitter. And Owen Jones.
Jaxson Hernandez
Chance of tory majority estimated 83-87%% Chance of Labour majority estimated 3-5% Chance of hung Parliament estimated 8-12%
People claiming Corbyn has a 20% of forming the next government are both being cheeky with the figures and assuming that in the case of a hung Parliament, Labour, the SNP and the LibDems together would have enough seats to form a coalition government
Carson Gonzalez
How were the odds on Brexit?
Also, is there any good British news source at all? I can't do it with BBC, Guardian and Independent anymore, they're so fucking GARBAGE. They're just CNN with an accent
Gabriel Gutierrez
>the women love me it will be easy >completely fuck it up