Brit/pol/: Join the Party Edition

>Corbyn suffers childcare car crash interview at hands of Women's Hour
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-40090520

>Labour plans will see your council tax triple at least
express.co.uk/news/politics/810616/general-election-2017-jeremy-corbyn-council-tax-bills-homeowner-john-mcdonnell

>Lastest Owen Jones and Peter Hitchens
theguardian.com/commentisfree/2017/may/30/theresa-may-bores-britain-election-labour-hustings
hitchensblog.mailonsunday.co.uk/2017/05/happy-oak-apple-day.html

>Zoo worker killed by tiger
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cambridgeshire-40089174

>Sturgeon calls for IndyRef2 at the end of Brexit process in Manifesto
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-40086276

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bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-40082882
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Sigh...

Why do you care?

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Undermining them is my religion

>POST TIMES

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tfw I'm a lefty but I like hanging around with the cool kids

>TW - heavy racism/sexism

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4554426/SNP-hike-taxes-fund-118billion-spending-splurge.html
> Renewed vow to push through new independence vote before Brexit complete
> The SNP also want Scotland to have control of its own immigration policy

I hope the SNP lose a lot of seats this time. I would like to predict 17 seats are lost, but that's just a huge hope at this point.

Also for a joke, here's the Scottish Green Party's manifesto....where they rolled over to the SNP to prevent SNP seats being lost and as a result are only standing in THREE CONSTITUENCIES.
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-40082882

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39963363

Macron!

'security incident' at Highwycombe station

Momentum don't get enough shit from the media for their blatant antisemitism and harassment online. If you're on the right of the political spectrum then racism within your party is constantly under scrutiny.

How to emmigrate to Japan?

Might as well go for Labour, 50% of the way there to National Socialism instead of 0% with phoney May.

Do you have a link? No? well then fuck off you cunt

why do they have a giant trash dump right in the middle of where people are congregating

will corbyn get me a jobe

>Learn Japanese
>Fly to Japan
>???
>Profit

Skips for building rubble christ americans are simple

>ruining their ethnostate
Don't do it lad

I was going to vote for Theresa May but now I see no option but to vote for Corbyn.

>Justin Bieber, Coldplay and Katy Perry are among the stars who will join Ariana Grande at a tribute concert (this Sunday) following the Manchester attack.
bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-40086336

*teleports behind you*

Same here can't stand the fake nationalist May. Corbyn all the way!

Redpill me on momentum, are they based?

That's where the Africans live/work

>Highwycombe
They have quiet a few terrorists there

>tfw less than 5 hours sleep last night
>tfw ESA assessment today

lads,

I really wanna cum inside a communist.

Why, there are no NEETbux for you there.

Can't wait to see our first fully socialist PM guys. What racist anime are we watching?

No they are communists who have hilariously destroyed Labour by outnumbering the rest of the members so they keep voting Corbyn in as leader

Not that Corbyn had much opposition

They're 100% socialist, which is 50% Nazi!

You're not gonna last kid, this is a place for freethinkers

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Yes they are

It's the group that keeps Corbyn around.

If Corbyn ends up quitting as leader, Momentum and the lefty trade unions will force in another Lefty communist fuck.

Ramadan Mubarak lads. Any other Muslim reverts here?

>tfw diabetic so can't fast

Theresa May keeps letting in PoC, it makes my blood boil. At least Corbyn doesn't put a number on something we can't control.

I'd want to live in Japan but at the same time I wouldn't want to add to making Japan (((multicultural)))

I want it to stay pure

Agree, can't wait to vote for Labour!

Thats true it would be hypocritical

As if a nigger knows how to use a teleportal device.

>implying britpol unironically supports the tories and not are paul

>Solved the problem of poor jews not being able to afford to stay warm by setting them on fire

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They're such faggots they give trigger warnings for racism and sexism.

((((we can't control))))

and so the Jew shows himself

5* logic right here, folks.

Mashallah

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Delete your account.

>implying they didn't invent them

Why has that man got a giant raspberry on his head?

what happened to the Jahans youtube parody video where he's Ben Garrison lynching blacks?

it seems like it was taken down, does anyone have a back-up?

>Undermining them
I don't think it's working like that desu.

Not the strangest Sup Forums bug.

you have to buy a Sup Forums pass to do that

>Click the box in the top left hand corner of the post
>Then go to the bottom right of the thread and press delete

What a shithole full of diversity.

There will be a point I believe where the world will be more united. However that is so far into the future it's out of my imagination. It'd take a world changing event for it to happen. Be it a natural disaster, a world war or even an outward force (if Aliens exist I dunno I'v never really looked into that stuff much) that causes the Earth to band together to form the inevitable Earth Empire.

what's going on in high wycome train station?

>Momentum don't get enough shit from the media for their blatant antisemitism

fucking tory kikes

Shut up! Shut up, you American. You always talk, you Americans, you talk and you talk and say 'Let me tell you something' and 'I just wanna say this.' Well, you're dead now, so shut up.

Don't like Tory net snooping antics but don't want to split the anti Corbyn vote by voting UKIP.
What do?

BRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

I CAN'T FUCKING DELETE THE OLDER POSTS

FUCK THIS POS WEBSITE WHAT IS THIS THE 80S? FUCK YOU RACIST CUNTS

>It'd take a world changing event for it to happen
tfw its when Bomber Rimmer becomes god emperor of the planet

until cloning and genetic hygiene, it will happen over my dead body

Any wizards here? I will be soon(tm)

Vote lib dem.

someone proballly just left there bag there and the police panicing even though bag bombings was a paddy thing and the muslims prefer suicide bombings

Just expense a Sup Forums pass to the campaign funding, a few other momentum members have done so already

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Just finished work lads

Quick rundown of today's events?

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i have no jobee can you get me one

I doubt anyone was even planning to anyway

How did you end up almost being a wizard

why not go all the way and vote green

Something's working

Could this election possibly get any more MILKY?

(You)

ah okay. looks like they're letting people back in now. whole country is paranoid af. don't blame you guys though. stay safe britbong

I was being serious.

nothings really happened today

Who?

Corbyn fucked up an interview and the SNP launched their manifesto

It's your tiny ass island overcrowded as fuck? Jesus Christ what insanity.

fml this is some low IQ shilling

Get out of here, Jeremy fucked up twice big style.

We need to destroy Labour as a party this election and the Conservatives at the next one. British politics has a chance to be redefined.

The Conservatives will not win the election after this one, as the splits in the party will turn into big, giant fractures (just like what's happened to Labour). However, Labour needs to be given its death blow this time or else, the window to destroy both these parties will close.

You do realise that's not a photo right? That camel would literally be terrified, but nah, not even bothered.
Also this
>telegraph.co.uk/science/2017/05/22/europe-birthplace-mankind-not-africa-scientists-find/

I was taking the piss, what an utterly pathetic party.
Honestly just have a look in your constituency, I think the internet censorship stuff is just a meme which was paying lip service to stopping terrorism in order to attract confused pensioners desu lad.

>FOR THE MANY NOT THE FEW

Where do you get your insight from oh wise one? Tories are no where near splitting.

you realise it was a joke
the file name is literally kangz.jpg

>Corbyn didn't memorise a number from his costed manifesto, whereas May doesn't even bother costing hers