That must be what Donald Trump seems to think. As his 9 days foreign disaster, I mean trip comes to a close, our allies can’t wait for him to leave. Most of America doesn’t want him to come back. 61% of Americans disapprove of the job Donald Trump is doing. The only President to have lost the confidence of Americans at these levels was Richard Nixon just before he resigned.
The latest ally Trump insulted is Germany. According to Trump, the Germans are very bad people and he promises to stop auto imports from Germany to the USA. Was Trump asleep in college economic class when they talked about trade wars and how they are not good things? Trump's complaint is that Germany does trade well. If Germany is violating the rules, and Trump has evidence of rules violations, then why hasn't he filed an unfair trade action against Germany?
>When you don't realize that you are THE world first problem >Germany
Gavin Taylor
protip>never ally with someone who is suicidal
Josiah Ortiz
sage
Oliver Adams
World War 3 is going to be the US, Britain and Russia stomping the shit out of Germany again because apparently God is running out of imagination
Eli Reyes
FUCK GERMANY AND FUCK THE EU
Henry Howard
What does goat pussy feel like Achmed?
Julian Jenkins
germany has never been our ally in the true sense of the word
Noah King
okay hans. We don't need you. you can stick to your shitty country policy of allowing muslims to rape your people and dilute your bloodline. Keep your shitty BMWs. If we wanted to the US could destroy Germany. Cause in the end, the us has the most firepower and can literally do what ever we want. even if all the nation's allied against us we could still crush you.
Julian Campbell
I'm with you OP, don't listen to these meme spewing faggots ITT. Trump is a kike shill hellbent on taking orders from his Jewish overlords, so it is no surprise that he goes on to rant about the true enemies of the Jew- Europe, whom united under pan European nationalism would be the greatest threat to the America-Israeli-Saudi establishment. The fact that trump doesn't know how to handle himself in diplomatic and ceremonial settings shows his lack of brains and leadership and shows him for what he is: someone who is hired to go whereto he is pointed and signing off on the documents. America is the true enemy.
Wyatt Wilson
id gladly see the world and everything in it burn to stand up against you. Let it burn. Humanity doesn't deserve to get off this rock.
Grayson Johnson
Except this time we'll be killing muslims and niggers instead of fearless aryans who could take on the whole world at once. The war will be over in months. Arabs and niggers can't fight.
Austin Morales
lol
Levi Morgan
Fuck Germany
The elephant in the room is all of you faggots need us
We don't need you.
Ryan Rogers
fuck merkel and fuck refugees
what is Germany going to do? How is it going to protect itself with virtually no military to speak of? Who defends you from big bad Russia? France? LOL
Aaron Torres
Why would we want to be allies with someone who is sinking the ship? The time for getting along with everyone is over, it's time to fix this shithole.
Nathaniel Morgan
Germans are undeniably better than Americans. I'm on your side, Adolf.
Levi Rogers
>china has 4x the people and 1/2 the GDP
>this will suddenly change because reasons
I won't hold my breath
Cooper Powell
Germany is actually amassing another grand army right now
The Netherlands, Romania and the Czech Republic have all quietly transferred command of several of their brigades to the Bundeswehr in the name of "European Military Integration"
If China becomes a developed country, it will be a rich country because it's a massive country. That's not the story here. Look further down the chart.
James Lopez
Germany's flat GDP?
Austin Cruz
"The country that's slightly richer than Nigeria and slightly poorer than Indonesia"
Brody Taylor
>allies
Your are nothing but vassals tothe American empire
Have you forgotten kraut? Must you be taught this lesson again?
Aaron Roberts
I'd like to see one of the ballsy Germans around here explain this shit
Benjamin Myers
im originally german.
easy :
Obama : Communist
Merkel : Communist
nuff said
Ryder Diaz
Germany has become a liability for NATO and they are clearly a danger for sovereign nations of Europe. We need to put them down before it's too late.
Jaxson King
Why would you want to murder your own countrymen?
Gavin Fisher
So how do you measure individual wealth and human development again? :^)
You cucks honestly think you can beat us? Don't make me laugh.
Brayden Garcia
Best post ITT.
Jason Martinez
lol
Joshua Nelson
>grand army >Netherlands, Romania and the Czech Republic
Blake Powell
>believing this
Brandon Taylor
>w-we'll destroy you NATO kek, get a load of this 15 yr old mongoloid
Hudson Rivera
only 18% of germans are willing to fight for their country.
Germany is now using economical power and smear campaigns to seize the control of Europe. They are not in a situation to wage a real war. They will submit if we decide to use military force against them.
Eli Green
I'd be up for this
Levi Perez
samefag
Christian Campbell
Did you seriously just suggest everyone in this thread is the same person?
James Jones
...
Easton Turner
Germany should just feel lucky it's not a real war. I don't think their broomsticks will protect them.
Jeremiah Wilson
>germs >ally
nope
Zachary Moore
>merkel takes the bait and spars with trump on trade >come september >merkel is BTFO in surprise landslide vote All part of the 4D chess, you guys.
Nicholas Young
German unification was a mistake.
German reunification was another mistake.
Christian Gutierrez
No chance.
Merkel's anti-German policies are wildly popular in Germany
Owen Campbell
germany isnt an ally. theyre an enemy of the western world. traitors sabotaging from within.
Luke Rogers
Why are you germans so assblasted? It seems like only Mexico can take Trump's bants around these parts.
doesn't help that Trump is pretty much a corrupt mexican politican.That's why China and Mexico avoided tariffs by giving shit to Kushner and Ivanka.
Ethan Wood
stop drinking cachaça and posting on Sup Forums.
Dylan Stewart
>India actually becomes a superpower >We become poorer then Mexico and Nigeria
Nah, bullshit. It's taking current GDP growths and assuming it's gonna stay the same over time.
Noah Brown
Dissolution of NATO is inevitable. Turkey is also part of NATO yet Macron just insulted him along with Trump. It is hard to think how an alliance can survive when members are forming factions against each other.
Michael Rogers
More popular that getting the economy all fucked up by bitching about Trump not wanting to kiss ass of a 60yo virgin bitch?
Nathan Torres
Modern germany is literally an american creation though.
Bentley Fisher
gr8 b8 m8
Brody Lewis
Just like population projections
For some reason people have a hard time accepting that "current trends".
Never continue to pan out in the way we expect
Nicholas Morris
>dozens of kraut threads kwetching about Trump, Brexit or some other shit
Caleb Reed
Current population projections actually account for a massive downtrend in African fertility. That's why we're going to be stuck with four billion of them instead of ten billion.
Andrew Price
The UK and the US will never ally with russia after the cold war. The board has been set for at least 40 years and there is no amount of larping on Sup Forums that is going to change that.
Brody Reed
All it will take to half the African population within a generation is a slight change of synpothy from western nations
If we decide to fuck off and not helps them the dieout will be on a near extinction level
Hudson Hernandez
Also what's the justification for everybody not having kids all of a sudden?
Jonathan Miller
No idea. Fertility rates have already cratered literally everywhere outside of Africa. Mexico's is down 70%. One in two babies born on Earth right now is black.
Chase Scott
He is just repeating Ukip lines about the German car industry in Britain. It seems he is lending his voice on the Brexit deal issue. If Britain is given a bad deal Trump could retaliate is what it seems to mean.
Tyler Bailey
>It can be 20 awesome highly developed cozy small countries like Netherlands or Denmark >it become frankenstein monster with artificial language and total war ideology
Jeremiah Russell
>tfw Trump is just playing the game the way everyone else plays it but on Americas team
Brody Allen
it won't happen unless blacks get gene edited en masse they will continue their r selected lifestyles thanks to the never ending amount of aids: eat procreate sleep
Kayden Cooper
Once WW3 finishes we can put Germany in another debt slavery, bringing forth the second rise of Hitler. 8D underwater checkers.
Isaac Hall
Germoney is kill
Adam Myers
This is the most probable reasoning. German cars in the US aren't a real issue; there's far more Japanese cars and Trump isn't talking about that at all.
Trump is just working to weaken the EU's position on Brexit by threatening to harm German car manufacturing which will hurt them badly.
Camden Sullivan
>Trump becomes president >Krauts become assblasted on a daily basis GOD DAMN I LOVE THIS TIMELINE.
John Richardson
Trump does not understand basic economy. If you reduce the import of german cars for example, then the car prices in the US will go up. This directly fucks with the poor rural rednecks that voted for trump. Europe doesn't give a shit because this trade war only indirectly affects the people. The big corrupt export companies are going to get hurt, which is not even that bad.
Ayden Ward
Germany will never learn.
Joshua Wright
>If you reduce the import of german cars for example, then the car prices in the US will go up.
Why do you think this?
Why would I not buy a US or Japanese car? Which most people do anyways?
German cars are common but there is far less of them around compared to US or japanese models
Juan Martinez
Sad isn't it? The only silver lining is that millennial trumpcucks like him are in the minority of our generation. What a worthless, parasitic faggot.
Nathan Gomez
Germany is nobody ally, literally all problems in Europe right now root to Germany toxic, parasitic attitude toward its neighbor.
Ryan Martinez
>Germany. >Not the eternal Hun.
James Harris
Name one country that Germany has had as a staunch ally.
Ethan Thomas
Trump only needs one ally.
Isaac Foster
We allied with the Soviet Union after a three year armed intervention during the Civil War, I think we could do it again.
Hudson Kelly
>German government insults Trump as hate preacher >oh noes, why does he pick a trade war with us, we dindu nuffin!
In case you are wondering why the German government spends so much on state television: because it works.
Parker Nelson
Austria :^)
James Cooper
german cuckolds are now competing with canadians on being the worst posters on the board
Noah Peterson
BECAUSE DIS IZ VHAT HAPPENZ WHEN YOO BREAK ZEE RULEZ!
Kayden Harris
RIP Germoney
Evan Hughes
This kills the eternal kraut
Nolan Murphy
>allying with fuckin nazis
yeah right dude, you racists wont trick us.
Nolan Price
>German cars are common but there is far less of them around compared to US or japanese models
True, it won't be a huge price increase. But if you reduce the supply while keeping the demand fixed, the price will go up.
Asher Martinez
>That's why China and Mexico avoided tariffs by giving shit to Kushner and Ivanka. Sources? Are you talking about actual bribery or negotiations? I know you're a mexican intellectual but I'm expecting real answers here.
Lincoln Morris
>61% of Americans disapprove of the job Donald Trump is doing You what mate? He's doing his job perfectly fine, discouraging all these lefties and retards in the US. In due time, the true people of the USA will be able to strike a hole into those faggots, it'll be a swift end for those 61%. Also, stop posting you giant faggot, you just earn bad reputation for the Vaterland.
Ethan Hall
We have Cadillac anyway.
Elijah Harris
>ITT: Idiots not realising Germany continues to be occupied We're literally hostages at nukepoint ffs.
Cooper Torres
If you faggots are our allies, then who needs enemies?
Elijah Sanchez
>Vietnam currently has near non-existent GDP >in 2050 catches up to Canada
Is there some Vietnamese industrial revolution coming that I'm not seeing?
Noah Nelson
>Once WW3 finishes we can put Germany in another debt slavery
No. Germany has had its chance. This time, we tear the whole country apart and share its landmass out between ourselves and our allies.
Adam Hill
>germany >ally
Brandon Green
Russia was allied with the US against the Eternal Anglo most of the time, but it didn't last forever, and surely the current "board" won't either.
Mason King
They're kind of in the middle of blowing the deal for everybody.