Brit/pol/ - Stop Taking Heroin edition

>Corbyn follows up car crash with a disaster on mumsnet livechat
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/30/huge-disappointment-mumsnet-users-vent-fury-jeremy-corbyn-leaving/

>Corbyn suffers childcare car crash interview at hands of Women's Hour
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-40090520

>Lastest Owen Jones and Peter Hitchens
theguardian.com/commentisfree/2017/may/30/theresa-may-bores-britain-election-labour-hustings
hitchensblog.mailonsunday.co.uk/2017/05/happy-oak-apple-day.html

>Zoo worker killed by tiger
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cambridgeshire-40089174

>Sturgeon calls for IndyRef2 at the end of Brexit process in Manifesto
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-40086276

>Labour plans will see your council tax triple at least
express.co.uk/news/politics/810616/general-election-2017-jeremy-corbyn-council-tax-bills-homeowner-john-mcdonnell

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First for Kate

>voting

wtf I'm a #corbynrocket now

link?

VOTE CORBYN

>‘Bread and Circuses’ is the cancer of democracy, the fatal disease for which there is no cure. Democracy often works beautifully at first. But once a state extends the franchise to every warm body, be he producer or parasite, that day marks the beginning of the end of the state. For when the plebs discover that they can vote themselves bread and circuses without limit and that the productive members of the body politic cannot stop them, they will do so, until the state bleeds to death, or in its weakened condition the state succumbs to an invader—the barbarians enter Rome.

First for CAROL'S BIG BEEFY FLAPS

>ywn live in a National Socialist Cornwall

Queers fuck off. Brit/pol/ is a right wing thread on a right wing board.

I only just realised that this change is against a poll published on Sunday and conducted on the 2 days immediately before this one.
If we reduced the lead by this much between now and election day, even ICM would be putting Labour within 4% (but still losing).

Even working to the worst case scenario and assume ICM are correct and that Corbyn therefore need one or two more big jumps.
Not outside the realm of possibility the way things have been going so far.

He's not far off the mark though. Corbyn isn't a bad guy, he's just nuts.

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Is the butthurt bald lad from earlier still on?

Just curious.

Nth for Meg Hillier. I fucking would.

I'm honestly suprised this site is still pro may.

She hates everything you like. Corbyn is a daft knob at times but he's a lot better than the wicked witch of the west.

VOTE UKIP LADS

dream on boyo

Corbyn. Wont. Win.

+/-1% is just statistical noise, shouldn't be read into when these polls have a 2.2% margin of error.

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Aspiration is dead. Just get what's better than you banned instead.

mods shutting it down on MKultra, taking a vacation from this shithole for a while.

don't panic and remain woke

anonymongs btfo

>Corbyn & Hard-Left fawning over Socialist Venezuela

youtube.com/watch?v=VSIQAKpaR20

youtube.com/watch?v=VSIQAKpaR20

youtube.com/watch?v=VSIQAKpaR20

Doesn't she do blacked?

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you got pictures from before the weight gain?

post tv licence pls
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-40090520

I'll definitely put this aside for when I'm in a more /comfy/ mood lad

youtube.com/watch?v=Dp9iIPrRjXY

>this letterbox on the wales debate

wew

Congrats to yktd for finally losing a bit of weight.

Why aren't the tories running images of venezuelan breadlines considering corbyn praised them repeatedly in the past?

>mfw animal abuse shills don't want Corbyn in power

>a bit

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Communists are fucking scum lad.

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Because trying to sell the idea that Corbyn will follow the same path as Venezuela will come across as far-fetched and desperate.

Don't get why this was even in the manifesto. It's a literal non-issue that only loses votes.

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I've got my fingers crossed for something good rising from the remnants of UKIP.
For now it's just about keeping out Corbyn.

>Having to pull you bottom up that high
Fat bitch need to get down the gym and stop eating cakes

Yeah. I still love her after the weight gain though. How do you know of her btw?

He's a good politician, how he has dragged the party into relevancy since the manifesto leak is proof of that.

he's just surrounded by retards like Abbott in the background fucking everything up, so they'll have no chance. Best case scenario labour do better than milipede managed in 2015

Why are all welsh men either squat little troglodytes or lanky long-faced trannies?

It gains votes for a certain set of people that think toffs going through the countryside on horseback slaughtering the wildlife is a substitute for any kind of actual plan or sincere wish to reduce migration.

>tfw snake on springwatch
not /comfy/

I wonder where the Young People's Party sit on the political spectrum

*Sarcasm transmit*

They might do better in votes but won't do better in seats.

Animal abuse shills in full force today

#foxy

Live 1 hours commute away from your career and love the place you live
Or live 10 minute commute away from your career and merely like the place you live

>not caring about animal welfare in at least some regard

Enjoy your halal meat Mohammed.

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Natural Welsh are short, stocky, dark skinned, dark eyed and dark haired. That's all I know.

>He's a good politician, how he has dragged the party into relevancy since the manifesto leak is proof of that.

Promising masses and masses of free shit was always going to be popular with a large section of the electorate, and the Tories are idiots for thinking it wouldn't be.

Nahhh mate snakes are fine. Ones in the UK especially so, harmless and shy little buggers.

Be me

>just get a brand new Audi A3.
>drive it home and go inside to get changed before driving to the gym
>come out and see my flatmate Vicky is sitting in the car pouting with these tight jeans on and her boobs out
>"user this car is so niceeee. Where are you going to drive me. It's making me wet user!" She says giggling.
>Fucks sake push he out of the car and speed off
>How many times do I have to tell her I'm MGTOW Jesus Christ. Have literally said 20 times I'm MGTOW now

Not massively clued up on the subject, but isn't their an argument that it boosts local economy. And using South African hunting as an example, the money made from hunting does far more for conservation than charity ever could.

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Georgist apparently. Not what I was expecting at all tbph. It's not my ideal society, but I would settle for Georgism over the limp-wristed democracy we live in now.

It's the shittest way of doing both of those things.

Today's Vicky from earlier was a good one.

Pic related.

>Communists are animals.
Yes, fucking leeches lad.

Poor imitation

that's a comfy mouse

>Condones the murder of poor fluffy animals

Will he eventually be ground down and plow Vicky before the end of term?

>What do we want?
DEAD FOXES!
>Why do we want them?
BECAUSE IT TRIGGERS THE FUCK OUT OF CITYFAGS, SHELTERED SUBURBANITES AND SMELLY HIPPIES!

In what way? Many species endangered in Zimbabwe that aren't hunted are thriving in South Africa where they are. Make something profitable and there is more incentive to conserve it.

The only argument against that I can see is "muh feels".

FFFUUUUUUU put bbc news on he welshys are going full 14/88 on the islams

>How do you know of her btw?
I don't, I just assumed she wasn't always overweight. Shame cause she'd be so attractive if she hadn't strayed from lean. Many such cases.

>tfw I practically did this back in 6th form when I got my new car, but I was a cocky little mong who thought an 8/10 was beneath me

A top quality Vickypost anyway mate

Very snug in there indeed

Come on man, Vicky isn't supposed to outright say she wants the D. It's subtler than that.

Just got back from the hospital with my newborn son lads.

It isn't all good news.
Firstly, my wife actually had a shit while giving birth. Something I didn't want to see and can't unsee.
Secondly, there is no way on God's Earth I'm ever putting my cock in that cavity again, I couldn't even see the sides never mind have touched them while making love.
Thirdly, I just found out she voted Bremain.

Fuck this I'm an alcoholic now.

I've never seen one in this country, just don't one to sneak up on my when sunbathing on the lawn

>I'm honestly suprised this site is still pro may

This board is juvenile is fuck. They believe that because they consider themselves right wing, May and the Tories are unquestionably the party for them. Rather than comparing policies in the manifestos and the Tories many failures in 7 years of government.

i literally enjoy being woken up at 2am by a fox that sounds like a woman screaming

spring is in the air

Looks more like a rat

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>mumsnet

What the fuck was the lunatic even thinking?

There is nobody for whom a discussion with those cunts could possibly end well. Nobody.

But if you didn't know of her how would you know she gained weight at all?

Hm, interesting.

hello i got sent here from the jobe center

>Wearing swimming clothes in a fucking tube station

Appalling behaviour desu.

I'd still fuck both of them though. Right especially.

Decent

>what if you want to change down from 5th to 2nd? do you have to go down through all the gears?

Just hold the clutch in and just knock through the gears and match the speed of the gear before you engage the clutch again, just as you would in a car.

you don't have to engage each gear as you go through them, just pop the clutch in ad skip through them, you'll feel each gear click with your foot even though you won't engage it, so you'll know you've gone past x amount of gears.

Why is it so hard to get the tuck right on RAW papers lads?

I hope you caught rabies

>listening to Planet Rock
>Rihanna plays

Is he half black?

>Emily Thornberry says exported Australian food 'will GO OFF'

express.co.uk/news/politics/811134/Labour-gaffe-Emily-Thornberry-Australian-food

>I was a cocky little mong who thought an 8/10 was beneath me
IKTF

We don't have rabies in Britain.

But it went well, it's just being sensationalised to make Corbyn look bad.

its easy you fucking mong

If he was a shit politician May would be picking him apart in a 1vs1

Promising gibs is one thing, costing it and defending your position is an entirely different one.

Otherwise he would have fallen apart at the first poke into policy like the greens

youtube.com/watch?v=32aqb167NkE

Just skin up with the roach in and roll it around the roach.

It takes some right retarded thinking to even begin to consider the Tories are right win in the first place.