>Tuesday, May 30 -- Anonymous sources inside the white house are saying that President Trump and First Lady Melania are at a rocky point in their relationship right now, and it may have to do with Trump's antics.
>The sources go on to say that Melania is unhappy with how Trump has handled his presidency so far, and feels he has made himself look a fool, alluding to his low approval ratings and image in the media.
>But even more interesting is that these sources state that Trump's childish antics near Melania have increased the rift between them; Trump has been known to pass gas frequently near Melania and make jokes about it, and has attempted to pass gas in her face before.
>Although the sources say that the couple still appear happy outside, the relationship has shifted completely and might not last.
My dad does this all the time it's just a dad thing to blow nasty farts
Ethan King
Grow up newfag
Dominic Allen
This sounds very much so like important news. Was this CNN or Buzzfeed?
Leo Torres
>tfw when no dad alive to blow nasty farts
Nathan Thompson
If i was Trump Id fart on her too
William Kelly
>Oh Donnie, blow one bigly into my face >*BRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPFFFT*
Nolan Cooper
CNN, as reported by Buzzfeed.
Cameron Richardson
>pol defending farts
thanks for proving once again that this place is The_donald 2.0
Tyler Price
>anonymous sources >no link
David Rogers
You have to go back, shiteating shill Saged and reported
Jaxon Hall
Blatant sage
James Morgan
farting is caring
Matthew Morales
TWO TOOTS
Connor Collins
Kek Trump has the best farts
Aaron Gomez
Your entire existence is cringeworthy.
Robert Carter
Is there any difference in the two at this point?
William Brown
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Michael Rivera
Secondly reminder she swatted away his hand recently. Nacho Farts
William Morgan
the fuck dude you dont know what you talking, my dad does that shit too and its disgusting, thank god my parents divorce when i was young, i dunno why for some reason i would find it awkward , very traumatizing to me my father is a sub human anyway
Aiden James
Sponsored by Washington Post
Angel Kelly
TRUMP IS LITERALLY GASSING JEWS
Sebastian Lee
stop trying to make me like trump, i can't take it. I'm just a quiet minarchist happy to hate everyone involved with bureaucracy and you fucking idiots keep giving me all these reasons to like this fuck. goddamn it.
Xavier Ramirez
THIS IS WHAT I MEAN I CAN ONLY LAUGH SO HARD
Thomas Rogers
reminds me of of something...
Brayden Fisher
>MSM brap posting
Charles Butler
oh kek
Carson Cox
MY MAN
Xavier Reyes
BBRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPP
Christian Taylor
Not kidding: the rumor in D.C. is that Hope Hicks has been his mistress for the last 4 years
Lincoln Nguyen
Wew
Parker Lee
>nigger actually believing the story and not taking a moment to defend farts
John Cruz
>Master race genetics >Billionaire >Genius IQ >President of the most powerful country in the world >fart jokes
Malania Trump : " Is this the best that I can do?"
Isaac Morris
probably
Isaac Carter
God, this is even more childish than all the micropenis propaganda about Hitler.
How are the jews so incompetent yet so effective at character assassinations?
Jason Young
MELANIA GOING TO BE DEPORTED LOL
Caleb Jackson
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Ayden Barnes
Fun Fact: Hitler used to do this at dinner parties. No one dared say anything because he's the fucking leader of the Reich. But everyone noted it down in their diaries. Eva was not impressed. >inb4 the left remember this fact and start pulling out the Hitler meme to the most pro Jew person in the west.
Pic semi related in regards to Hitler. His farts were so bad that they could be smelt in Shanghai by the SNLF during the battle for the city who ensured all soldiers wore gas masks when word reached them that Hitler farted. This is 100% fact and not mainstream (((media))) tier bullshit.
Joseph Richardson
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Justin Nelson
When you see how there are people today who will just blindly believe this without a second thought it really activates your almonds about those stories how Hitler had a micropenis or one testicle or whatever
Luis Nguyen
Ketchup and burnt steak farts
Jordan Rivera
Trump is banging Hope Hicks. He has been tagging her for 4-5 years, allegedly
Daniel Cruz
Burgerclaps finally have a leader who's as well-behaved and dignified as they are.
yes, there are rumors that trump once visited with their shaman parpers shortly before the start of his meteoric rise
Evan Roberts
well done castizo, you are fitting in really well, and do not have to go back
Isaiah Brooks
>Trump's farts CNN tomorrow
What did Trump really mean by his flatulence? What message is he trying to send?
Brings on Russian interpreter to translate the fart.
Cameron Torres
Why is Trump's ass so massive and fat? Can someone make him do some exercise and reduce his baked bean consumption?
Lucas Brooks
>No source >No article >Anonymous "sources" AKA some random fucking faggot on Sup Forums creates a thread
Get gassed.
Benjamin James
ONLY. ROSIE. O'DONNALL!
Anthony Hughes
>and feels he has made himself look a fool
He's has made himself look like a fool. He's acting like a child. I'd be fine with him acting like a goddamn child if he managed to keep any of his promises. Instead we are getting tiny little table scraps instead of the whole enchilada, while white men everywhere are pretending to still be nervously supportive of this no-talent assclown and the ReKEKlican party.
PS I voted Hillary; it was the tactical choice. She would have tipped us over the edge into a full blown civil war/right-wing death squads scenario. It was our only chance. Now we have this dementia-laden Cheetoh in charge. He should step down and put Kush-dog in the driver's seat. At least we'd have some real happenings to bitch about here on Sup Forums.
Aaron Robinson
>master race genetics
Nathan Howard
dutchovengate
Hunter Walker
Tracking his farts. Is nothing sacred?
Jason Collins
DOOONNNAAALLLDD BRRAAAAAAPPPFFTT
Jacob Ramirez
A side effect of the vegetarian diet. I've heard modern vegans are really gassy too.
Robert Davis
kek. you only gonna give me one lil toot?
Ryan Campbell
great, now how can i go back?
Daniel Edwards
(you)
John Evans
you must visit the great african farting masters, they will have the answers you seek
Isaac Gonzalez
>sources
Names or it didn't happen
Robert Rodriguez
DRRRUMBBBPPFFF BTFO!!!!!
Dylan Watson
This story doesn't fit past behavior. I mean, recall during the infamous "schlonged" speech, Trump repeated how "disgusting" Hillary's long bathroom was.
Hudson Walker
*bathroom break
Nathaniel Harris
sounds like a typical marrage or a relationship lasting longer then a year
but i bet half the people on this site wouldnt know that
Thomas Wright
>Anonymous sources
K, keep me posted
Kayden Young
You know who else farted and shitted his pants uncontrollably? Adolf Hitler. Think about it.
Jayden Jackson
Fake sources again is it?
Benjamin Ward
HOLY SH
Isaiah Young
She's just too weak willed to fight back in the honorable competition
Jose Allen
What they (CNN) leave out is that his farts smell like decomposing veggies.....which is a good thing.
Nolan Hughes
Kek
John Turner
The pee story was better
Luke Garcia
ikr, they are going after his balls now through his wife, as if they know what shes thinking. >wins president >wife hates him
what a load of crap
Justin Rogers
Men dont need to feel shame cause as long as theyre rich there will be a long line of models wanting to marry you.
