I'm a Muslim. AMA.
Quick FAQ accompanied by answers.
>do you fuck goats
No
>do you fuck camels
No
>do you marry your cousins
Not me, but its absolutely halal
>do you blow shit up
No, but I'd happily jihad on some of you plebs
>do you support isis
No
>do you support Sharia
No, but the thought of thieves getting their hands chopped off gives me a boner
>what are you doing in the effort against islamic terrorism
Shitposting on Sup Forums
Also, ramadan kareem faggots
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Have you been raided yet?
how do you feel about white people being the master race
and how do you fell about the fact that muhammed married and 8 year old
do you wish you could do the same, cause im not even a muzzie and i wish i could:(
Why are muslims stuck in arrested development, and remain as they were around 700 a.d. While the rest of the world continues developing?
These LOTR memes are some of the lowest standard shit Sup Forums has ever produced.
REEEEEE
You're the polar opposite of what America stands for
How often do Muslims protest again ISIS?
How often to Muslims protest against political cartoons that hurt their fee-fees?
>Shitposting on Sup Forums
Inshallah brother.
What do you think of Sikhs, user? Those boys seem redpilled as fuck about you peaceniks.
For you, with best wishes!
Do you take the sheer fact that people come to white nations founded on Christian principles from brown nations ruled by Sharia as irrefutable evidence that our way works and your way does not? Also, you don't make cars.
Get cancer you fat cunt american faggot, you have no idea.
I'll raid your wife's pussy cunt
>how do you feel about white people being the master race
I'm white, my dad is Arab and my mother is British, so if skin colour dictates your place on the hierarchy of life, then so be it
>and how do you fell about the fact that muhammed married and 8 year old
I'm almost sure it was common place back then for people to marry their kids to men, or am I wrong?
>do you wish you could do the same, cause im not even a muzzie and i wish i could:(
No, why would I want to fuck a child you pedo faggot?
Watch the news and it'll click you fucking neanderthal
do you think Islam is in fundamental conflict with the west?
if so (i do) why do you thnk this is so?
Islamic finance?
Inability of Islamic nations to form functional public cultural spaces?
If yes - what is the outcome going to be?
>Shikhs are bro tier
No, they commit more terrorist attacks in Canada than Muzzies and rape at a rat hugiher thn niggers
>cancer
>cunt
>pedo faggot
>fucking neanderthal
tone it down bro. you sound mad.
Which one of these American schoolchildren are you
>I'm white, my dad is Arab
So what do you think of this Turkish oil wrestling?
Does this anger you?
>terrorist attacks in Canada
nigger we've had two and they were both faggot muslims attacking soldiers.
Do you think with a modern lens see Mohammed as a good man?
>British flag
BTFO fag
Obviously bait
>what america stands for
>implying you, one person can define what ALL of america stands for
Keep being deluded fag, you americans don't know what you stand for, hence libtards vs right wing
>implying protests do shit, ever
Sikhs stink of shit
>3rd worlders and their dirty shenanigans
I totally agree, sharia does not work. Actually, Islam and politics do not mesh well together.
Saddam Hussain knew this.
Angela Merkel, a 14 year old bearded Arab and a swedish newborn baby walk into Al Jewzera network of peace, to meet with Immam-Bin-Al-Sultan Schlomo-Sheik-Sheckleberg-Mohammad-Salafi IIIII McMahmood Erdogan.
Immam-Bin-Al-Sultan Schlomo-Sheik-Sheckleberg-Mohammad-Salafi IIIII McMahmood Erdogan says to Angla Merkel and her performing Troupe:
"Oy vey salam malakem my filthy kaffirs, You have come to show us your new immigration policy yes? I wouldnt let you kaffirs in here; what with your devil white skin. Guards kill these harambes!"
Angela steps in and says:
"Please Monsieur Erdogan, Ich ist gut French European! I surrender My womb to you. let me show you my greatest triumph of western civillization, my refugee policy, before you behead me, gracious moderate kang."
Immam-Bin-Al-Sultan Schlomo-Sheik-Sheckleberg-Mohammad-Salafi IIIII McMahmood Erdogan shoo'ed away the moderate muslim brotherhood with his hands,and accepted Angelas offer.
"Please Angela no bully. I am poor muslim. y u no bomb assad angela? plz shw me i am poor refugee who am having sexual emergency. shw me your policy."
Angela rallies her troupe into position and the performance begins.
Angela immediately strips her clothes off (she had a specially designed pantsuit for this occasion) and reveals her massive masculine boy clitoris: she grasbs the newborn swedish baby and starts fucking it in the ass with her oversized clitoris, similar to that chimpanzee that throatfucked a frog. all the while the 14 year old bearded Somalian is licking his lips and masturbating. he is becoming scared by how emergent his sexual desires are and he begins howling to the air. Angela takes a moment to compliment the sound of the howls as a non eurocentric avant garde performance art for the new germany. Angela stops raping the child. picks it up by the leg and throws it to the 12 year old mostacheod preeschool hero and survivor of far right racism by assad.
They both pounce on the child.
Nah, there are more muslims than christians in London.
sikh terrorism in canada?
muhammad takes out a knife. he begins to cut at the childs genitals. blood starts pourong out uncontrollably, Anglea starts rolling around and lapping it up while making derranges sexual noises. she starts humping the areas of blood to rub her oversized clitoris on it and back on the child, writing words like 'empowered' and 'radical' on the skin of the child. akbar is taking his time to make sure he removes the entire genitals of the child. he rips the labia and clit off. Angela snatches the scraps and starts chewing on them like a rabid dog to a bone she shves the peices of skin in her orifeses and back into her mouth.
akbar ceremonially drinks the blood and begins the marrige ceremony. he starts calling out to the prophet muhammad and to Allah to the applause of the feminist government of sweden wo just arrived in full Hijab. Each of them looked upon this suitor and wondered if they could que up to join his Harem.
he made the islamic vows(he called her wife(its a lot like waifus)) and then proceeded to consemate Angela layed out on the floor. red like devil satin and shoved the babies head right up her ass.
snakbarz then footfucked the child until it baceme a bloody pulp, he then scaped the body up from the floor and put it in a shoebox, the head still inside Angela, and angela orgasmed a massive slurry of sludge from all her cavities onto the floor. she said "racist germans are finished. all hail the muslim germany the blessed 4th reich! das juden ist nein white devils will suffer!"
Angela then grabbed snackbar and started rallying him in the ear saying soft soothing things like a fraulein. then soilence.
Immam-Bin-Al-Sultan Schlomo-Sheik-Sheckleberg-Mohammad-Salafi IIIII McMahmood Erdogan looked upon the offering. He said:
"Angela..... I love it. What do you call it?"
Angela replied:
I call it.........
The Diversity!
Which of these answers are taquito
How long until you lose your virginity?
How long til you have sex with a non-relative human?
See: the Bill of rights
are all muzzies as uninteresting as you?
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Nobody's interested in your gutter-tier beliefs.
What's your ethnic group.
>crusader
my sides exploded
Opinion on Jews.
Jesus Christ is the Son of God. Burn in Hell mudshit.
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you don't know shiite about sunnis
Watched the news. It didn't click. Guess I'll chalk it up to your backwards fatalistic religion, degradation of women, and incest.
Please kys
SUCK THAT WHITE LORDS DICK YOU FUCKING SAND NIGGER CUNT OHHHH YEAAAAH H
How was your day ?
Found the shitskin
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Why does your country support terrorist?
The Wahabbi ideal to control the World?
What is the rationale behind your kind killing other people's dogs?
Sup, m8. Another Muslim here. How's Ramadan been so far?
I want fuck her..I neeed fuck her
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>do you think Islam is in fundamental conflict with the west?
No, but its easy to point at islam as a catalyst
>if so (i do) why do you thnk this is so?
N/A
>Islamic finance?
No loans allowed baka
>Inability of Islamic nations to form functional public cultural spaces?
No because muslims are dumb cunts, constantly disagreeing with eachother about something
>If yes - what is the outcome going to be?
N/A
Hi Canada, my auntie lives in Edmonton and I went to see her about 2 weeks ago, Canada is nice
>oh no, he used naughty words, pls halp
None, their all ugly
>white
You are referring to skin colour by saying white you fucking down syndrome, my skin is white, as is my cock that I plow your mum with every night you disgusting retard. Thanks for the pepe tho.
Idk
No
Mohammed was a great man
Shut the fuck up saudi, you fucking KEKS, you know what the majority of the muslim world calls you fags? "The most haram muslims, on the holiest lands".
Keep getting cucked by america you dirty faggot, its a good laugh
>>do you support Sharia
Then you're not a muslim.
May you either see sense or have a good ramadanadingaling.
Do you guys hate Christians and are you for a global Islamic state?
Are most of the ((refugees)) coming in to spread? Islam?
>I'm white, my dad is Arab
nice try mahmud
when are you blowing yourself?
What about life that frightens you that you believe fairy tales?
Why didn't you post this thread to where it belongs?
Do you support being saged?
Do you believe in the hour of judgement?
> the guy in the middle has 8 pack abs
Why God why?
Why didn't I start wrestling in my childhood why?
>doesn't support ISIS
lmao r u even Muslim?
Can there be peace between Shia /Sunni /Jew?
Mohammed Was a Pedo, a murder, a traitor to his allies!
Why do they get so oily?
Ain't you supposed to be lighting your menorah for ramadan or something?
What denomination
Shitskin
Quran warns about guys like him on pretty much the FIRST FUCKING PAGE.
nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice,
NICEE LA
I have a kandura and all that other stuff the guy on your pic wears, a souvenir I received from Dubai. How much in trouble am I going to be for wearing it outside if a muslim realizes I'm not an arab and I'm dressed like that for fun?
What's your opinion on the Great North American Rapeape's version of Islam--the Nation of Islam? Dindus believe whites, Arabs, Chinese etc were all invented by a black scientist named Yakub that lived in a cave 5,000 years ago via selective breeding. Whites were specifically invented to be a race of devils that oppresses blacks because Yakub was made fun of by other blacks for having a large head.
I haven't had bacon for a while...
How are you working to not fuck up our countries, since you've already fucked up your own?
Muh colonialism is a nigger tier excuse, btw
For now
>Do you guys hate Christians and are you for a global Islamic state?
No and no.
>Are most of the ((refugees)) coming in to spread? Islam?
How the fuck am I supposed to know? There isn't some global Muslim telephone line where we all get together and discuss our lives.
TLDR
TLDR
What?
Good questions, in islam, it is absolutley haram to have sex before marriage, however I can count the ammount of british "muslims" who follow that rule on my fingers...
No
Why do you keep posting fag? Are you angry at something?
That was an isis execution, now take another look at your file name and realise the irony faggot
Half breed
they did 911
God has no son you stupid little faggot, Jesus was a cuck who died for other peoples sins.
TLDR
Sunni 4 lyfe senpai
You can chalk it up to whatever you want, you don't matter in the grand scheme of things and your opinion on anything, let alone islam, will never influence the outcome of any major event in life.
Make me you dirty faggot
Hungry
2/10
i didn't even know that was a thing
Bad, 19 hour fasts are not fun, sleep schedule is fucked now because of Sahoor. wbu?
Someone probably beat me to it but whatever
How do you view the future of Islam in Europe? Do you want Islam to take over or are you fine with Christianity being clearly dominant?
>MrStealYourGoat.jpg
KEK
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Kikes are so obessed with bacon, i don't get it.
its not even the best part of the pig. There is something in the kike mind that compells it to blaspheme, even against itself.
To make grappling harder.
For example let's say you grabbed your opponent leg...If it's oiled he can get out easily but if it's not the match is pretty much over.
To win you need to topple your opponent so his back hits the ground. Grabbing body parts make it easy to win if it's not oiled.
What's your view of Jesus ?
Is not the goal of Humanity to love one another so we can live at Peace?
>its not even the best part of the pig.
Ham and bacon pretty much are the best parts of the pig, though.
The ribs man
>christianity being dominate in europe
kek
You lie!
When I come to spain and find you
Its gonna take you a while to ask that question to every religious person on earth you edgy athiest faggot
Fuck off retard
Get cancer
Yes
>omg
>OP doesnt support the killing and enslavment of fellow muslims and innocent people
>OP doesnt support the killing of 10's of kids enjoying themselves at an Ariana Grande concert
Yeah, I'm such a monster right?
No
Guess again faggot
I'm paying taxes
ISIS, Moderate Islam, I see no difference.
A domesticated pitbull still bites kids.
Apologize to Buddhists
>put a headrag on a pornstar
>suddenly its a muslim
fucking retard
Are you living in a majority Muslim country were Muslim leaders make the rules? Do you have the same understanding of the Qur'an and dedication to the religion of peace the Muslim scholars in those countries have?
No? Yeah, I thought so...
Be glad you are an exception. Hell, you might even become an ex-Muslim some day.
Don't screw it up and start fucking any goats, kiddo.
Unless of course you are lying.
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You just wait for the reactionary surge senpai
Fuck off, Ireland is the shit tier version of the UK
I don't care what religion is dominant, religion doesnt matter in day to day life
I like jesus, my he makes great tacos
I lie? I eat pie?
Why don't you support the implementation of Sharia, and how do you reconcile this with your supposed imaan?
You didn't answer my question faggot
Sunni or shia?