/CPD/ CHICAGO PD SCANNER THREAD - WHERE ALL MY ROBERTS AT EDITION

>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT???
ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.

FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE

>>CPD Dispatch Stream:
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

>>Same feed with ambient music:
youarelistening.to/chicago

>>For Ambiance:
soundcloud.com/sithdemonic/sets/newwaveretro

DANK AUSSIEROBERT OC:
youtube.com/watch?v=ZMLxgBxSiyU

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BACK THE BLUE
>>Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
getbehindthevest.org/
>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.

>>The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund (ALSO GET SOME SWEET SWEET MERCH):
cpdmemorial.org/

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CHICAGO'S K/D RATIO:
>>Shootings Scoreboards:
heyjackass.com
dnainfo.com/chicago/
chitownmugshots.com/
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides/
homicides.suntimes.com/

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>>Chicago Racial Demographics:
radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

>>Chiraq Gangland Map:
wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

>>Police Codes:
bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

>>Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

>>Related twitter
twitter.com/spotnewsonig
twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays

PASTEBIN: pastebin.com/pD418Eky

First time making this thread, have been waiting around to see if anyone else would post. Roberts aren't having such a great day, so let's give em support.

Other urls found in this thread:

nbcchicago.com/news/local/
nbcchicago.com/news/local/violence-shootings-chicago-memorial-day-weekend-2017-425106934.html
yelp.com/biz/jj-peppers-chicago-4
forum.419eater.com/
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

Cat-In-Lap guy from last night.

Aww yeah, here we go again, Roberts.

>Weed
>Lights out
>Headphones
>Ambient music
>Cat in lap

11/10 comfy

>a spic screaming in an alley

Very nice, I was hoping to catch this thread all day, but since it didn't pop up I just made it, taking a quick smoke break and I'll brb

Hell yeah man, we got allllll fuckin' night to hear the tales

>Red hoodie

Highlight of today:
>He tied his kids with a t-shirt and now he's beating them up

Can some older Roberts describe these threads from all the big riots/happenings the last little while? I'm still new to all this and missed everything. What were the threads like?

OP here, I'm a newer Robert so hopefully some of the others can fill you in. I did live off 17th and Ashland in Pilsen during those times, but I mainly stayed inside and only left for beer and work.

>all the big riots/happenings the last little while
which?
every night this weekend has been insane

Bumping, also did anyone ever hear back from 25 Robert? His keys switched off and he stopped responding last night.

nbcchicago.com/news/local/
Read the right column.

More to the Mike Brown case, or any big news events from the past few years (verdicts are announced, etc) how bad did the scanner blow up?

Honestly the worst of it was when the Cubs won the world series lol

>male hispanic on his bike in the alley in his 40's, he's drinking beer

That actually makes the most sense lol good call.

>Yelling and threatening women as they passed by.

Is r9k here now too?

>notorious Robot gang

...

"OooOOOoh okay."

Sassy startin'

Robert reporting. Keys checked.

WTH these Adams been doing?

>white male with a knife

it was a cute sassy lol, man all the Roberts must be at work right now

fucking awesome pic, kekd

Nigga better go hide in AutoZone
thanks m8

Have a bump.

Much appreciated, trying to keep the thread alive until the real Robert Hours

>Ricky Martin
>Has grand child with her
>Thinks she's mad at him
>a fucking reddit post over dispatch

Any more Nail Gun Crew sightings?

I don't think so but I only listened until about 1:30am EST.

Not as of today

3 shots fired from a minivan. Today has been a non-stop string of batteries.

Ah, my favourite time of day: Comfy Time.

Oh Lawd
>gunshot hit her balcony window

>minivan on the run, southbound on California

Didn't you hear? This past Memorial Day weekend was a huge success for crime in the city:

nbcchicago.com/news/local/violence-shootings-chicago-memorial-day-weekend-2017-425106934.html

hot damn
minvan and a Merc in a running gun battle

Things are heating up, been a little boring the last few hours

>shot in the thigh, refusing to give names or information

damn son

>dey dindu nuffin

They're deploying some advanced chimpout prediction technology.

>spic shot in the thigh
>gang members flashin' signs and getting shot at

In the ~10 minutes I've been listening, it sounds like a total free-for-all going on up there in Chicago.

Capone would have loved this if it weren't for the mulignan ruining everything.

>huge success for crime

Like the guy who robbed a store twice in 2 weeks and got away with it. I'm pretty sure they didn't catch him and the neckbeard he was with last night lol

Also anyone remember the nig on the roof last night?

as the night goes on it's just going to get more and more wild

>homeless man face down in the alley

Probably going to need the meat wagon.

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bump

A few so far.

Sassy dispatch
Knife wielding male white
Shots fired (free spaaaaace)
Homeless guy lying on the ground

Gettin' there

Remove At Walgreens on that and replace it with Jewel Osco and it would be perfect haha

Chuck E. Cheese needs to be added

and a spic shot in the thight

I must have missed that one :(

male hispanic shot in the thigh, refuses to talk to police

>shooter is a female hispanic

R A R E

>hit by vehicle
>no ems needed
damn champion

ye, walk dat shit off Tyrone. You good.

>racial slurs and death threats

Here we go.

Male white with DIY Flail assaulting people

Male swinging a rope with a ball attached to it

tether-ball that game was fun in elementary school

>possibly pulling into the parking lot at JJ Peppers

I think he's a cleric trying to gain levels in Chicago.

How's Adam's evening been?

kek

Very productive a couple hours ago

>pulling into JJ Peppers on Diversey

>there's some bushes on fire

>bushes on fiyah

Tfw when yiur at home high as shit listening to. Real robert hour

new character someone shop this into a cpd meme

Real Robert hours coming up soon, not yet though :D

What is male black up too tonight

Jijaboo spear chuckers

yes, family photo please

yelp.com/biz/jj-peppers-chicago-4

So good reviews in there.

>Went in for bottled water, juice and snacks...
Felt like I walked out feeling like I might have caught an std
Seriously the place is a hole in the wall..Gross floors...limited items..overpriced
Didn't like the fact I felt ike I was being watched the entire time while I was trying to figure out what to buy...and above all it is shady
Guy at the counter who enjoys watching people here's a tip: Grab a broom every once in a while and cleanup...put windex to use!

Just settling in to bed, Adams. Gotta get some /cpd/ comfy pajama time in before I hit the hay. Wish I could stay awake for RRH during weeknights, but Adam'll have to do.

>his mother's van was stolen
>male black and male hispanic getting ready to fight next to a gray minivan

Related?

What do you guys do while listening other than browse the thread? I have trouble reading other threads and paying attention to the radio at the same time, and Im having a hard time thinking of any visual entertainment to go with this.

looool

Robert bless these didgts

>kid screams "HELP!"
>nig instinct is to yell "what u need?"

Margaret Sanger did nothing wrong

i play minecraft with fap breaks

sounds like a coontown place

reading some 419 lad safaris

>we need all hands on deck tonight

I usually use the tracker with ambient music and just chill and drink a couple beers

I'm so glad Sassy is working tonight

minivans are the rage this evening

Loved the roving gunbattle between a minivan and a merc earlier lol

>forum.419eater.com/

What am I reading?

not nearly bad as last year though according to the article you linked

Just started looking and I'm not sure yet lol, people who troll scammers?

yeah they backed the wounded number down from 2016 lol

Grind out Hearthstone games

asking for dhs numbers

my personal fav is 'Hell Safari'

I guess it somewhat depends on what you consider a greater crime wounding who will likely shoot again or killing someone who will likely shoot again.

and given they deployed 1300 more cops was the cost worth it?

I just tuned in, lads. Did I miss anything good?

a fucking white male