/ptg/ President Trump General - JOE TO THE RESCUE Edition

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps)
publicpool.kinja.com/
Trump Playlist
pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ

APPEARANCES
>State Dept summary of Pres trip to ME 5/30/17
youtu.be/wYMcYCxWJ64
>Pres Trump w/familes of the fallen 5/29/17
youtu.be/vXOzrAepT84
>Pres Trump speech Mem Day Arlington Cem 5/29/17
youtu.be/GsNNTd2GJek
>SecDef C.H.A.O.S. Mattis speech Mem Day Arlington Cem 5/29/17
youtu.be/PwW9855-GFw
>Pres Trump wreath laying ceremony 5/29/17
youtu.be/L2kkroUVxoI
>Pres Trump Addresses Military @Naval Air Station Sigonella, Italy 5/27/17
youtu.be/2k5AZYzjsTQ
>Air Show @G7 5/27/17
youtu.be/wFvCGpgXfkE
>Pres Trump Weekly Address #18 5/26/17
youtu.be/TwlMN8_0y-w
PREV APPEARANCES
pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
pastebin.com/yArfUKdC
WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
pastebin.com/QidpHWKJ

FUN STUFF
>Trump shoves NATO out of the way
youtu.be/8AEwyWIqmAw
>Trump SwordDancing to Shadilay
youtu.be/Wd6TPIxWQwA
>AF1 Takeoff in the rain
youtu.be/taZcJqUZAF8
>TrumpWave S P A C E
youtu.be/s1qhafzPkAM
>God Emperor Trump Was Born To Rule
youtu.be/pf4RSgb_Pqg
>Donald Trump Emperor of America
youtu.be/xQCaWLF2gfs
>TrumpBot vs Mexico
youtu.be/Q__bSi5rBlw
>Shadilay
youtu.be/ZNriNoWOtXA

INSPIRATION
>MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
youtu.be/Nyuv_bPSHBA
>Hold Back The Night
youtu.be/ldnH5ms50Jc
>Inauguration of Fire
youtu.be/XKf8jSiaghU
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
youtu.be/kIsctZlgMqg
>American Hero
youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>TRUMP - MAGA
youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway
>American Comeback Story
youtu.be/pm8n9qVIK_8

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Is it time for /soarin' Joe/ arc?

>there are normie conservative qts ITT because Tucker namedropped us
h-hi

>Special counsel for Trump's campaign before Hillary
It's cool though, we were always cucks

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Will we actually be able to recycle three threads?

possible, but unlikely.

Should have let some of them die.
Let this one die.

Id smash Mica's geriatric sniz all day.

careful!

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RECYCLE THESE TWO:

mirin' those traps

SQUATTY POTTY BTFO
(these people are gross)

Too late
That faggot company is done, Jesus what a terrible name for a company

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AWOO

awooooooooooooovement

Would you, /ptg/?

im just an awoohairs. here waiting for you.

>Squatty Potty
what

POST UR WH REPORTERFU

Diversity is our strength, mmmmmmmmm.

I guess her life is down the drain.

Sure, why not?

dibs on april. That negress knows how to cook. or at least fry. at the very least she will bring home lots and lots of take out and fast food.

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FLUSHED

>I make them eggs. Bitches love eggs.

Hallie THICCson

>Squatty Potty

Well I'm glad that's cleared up, as a dedicated Squatty Potty enthusiast I'm glad they could stand up for what's right when most of their customers can't.

Squatty Potty?

what
the
fuck

is squatty potty

You're right, Jeb's wife is smokin'

Heard the woman was Muslim and the guys were Russian.

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Whats that patch on her arm? Looks like a fentynil patch.

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It's exactly what you think it is

>Watching The Five right now

I don't understand....where the fuck does that beer bottle come from

>Jesse arguing by asking questions calmly

Based redpilled fuck, he knows how to get them

Have you been held captive in an underground bunker for the last couple years?

Why not just lean forward to achieve the same effect?

why would I watch some contrived and overacted jewish power fantasy when I can watch one unfold in real life. Besides Underwood is a faggot cuckhold, Robin Wright is unbearable and the stories are too implausible to keep me interested

How was Joe and Tucker 1 have one more night before going back to my 3rd world shithole.
I need my morning joe

T W O S C O O P S

an overpriced step stool

>AND FUCK BLACK PEOPLE

JESSE NO

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desecrating the easter quads that donald trump jr got when he cracked the shell of a mighty get. can't say im not disappointed in you user

Where celebrity careers go to die. Commercials.

What exactly is this Sup Forums place, Anonymous?

*blocks your path*

America's Got Talent just had a pretty great Trump impersonator on there dancing

Needless to say, he made it through to the next round

Joe looks morbidly obese. How does Mika find this attractive?

>Personality my ass

twitter.com/squattypotty

Company that made the Kathy video.

42 it`s not 8.5 in burguer metrics, I-i-it`s 9!
I just saw it in my shoe, oh Lord, I`m gonna cry myself to sleep tonight.

its like the best dance cult on he interweebs

When Squatty Potty pulls out, you know it's over.

Mika is not exactly a catch herself.

she is so fucking sexy jesus fucking christ my DICK

Kick him in the balls and hurdle over him like a nigger running from the police.

She never amounted to squat anyways.

She went from being a normal d-list douche to a piece of shit in one photo shoot. She'll be back on the d-list by Friday, all forgiven by Leftywood.

people make this joke/comment all the time but as far as I can tell, ratings are still calculated from nelson boxes.

youtube.com/watch?v=zMGZtkMS3sQ

Whoever the woman was and whoever the guys were, those guys should get their dicks cut off.

So Kathy hired a toilet seat company to make a video featuring her decapitating the President of the United States? Or did they reach out to her and she listened to the advice of aforementioned toilet seat company?

the tyler guy who shot the vid is well known as a pedophile who takes suggestive pics of children. look it up

Kek

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I think that's supposed to be a woman. Kick her(?) in the cunt and hurdle over her(?)?

i c what u did there

you'll have to try for yourself

Just get an Ottoman

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/r9k/: The Candidate

She can shoot down my missile

Barbara Bush is an absolute savage.

I do, that's how I always shit.

>the closest any of us will ever get to tay's vagay tay.

She's at a minimum a solid 6.5 to 7 for her age. Her House of Cards doppelganger, Robin Wright is a 10/10.

>Joe is Joe. Nothing less, nothing more.

I stand by my original statement. (yes i know its a woman, thats was part of the joke)

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Right Wing Dance squads.

Fuck I can never unhear this woman's accent now after he hosted Hannity's show last week and you could really make it out.

try raising your legs on a platform I mean

She did a ad with them a while back. The company is just covering their bases distancing themselves from her after the terrible decision to make that stupid picture with the Trump head because it makes their company look bad by association.

I can only imagine it would feel awkward as fuck. I'll give it a try sometime though.

I'd still fuck her

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Shes talking like a proper woman.

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Mika looks fine enough for a gilf

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>Kathy Griffin, Poop Lady
You know she asked them to do the ad