/ptg/ President Trump General - Cost of Deportation Edition

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps)
publicpool.kinja.com/
Trump Playlist
pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ

APPEARANCES
>State Dept summary of Pres trip to ME 5/30/17
youtu.be/wYMcYCxWJ64
>Pres Trump w/familes of the fallen 5/29/17
youtu.be/vXOzrAepT84
>Pres Trump speech Mem Day Arlington Cem 5/29/17
youtu.be/GsNNTd2GJek
>SecDef C.H.A.O.S. Mattis speech Mem Day Arlington Cem 5/29/17
youtu.be/PwW9855-GFw
>Pres Trump wreath laying ceremony 5/29/17
youtu.be/L2kkroUVxoI
>Pres Trump Addresses Military @Naval Air Station Sigonella, Italy 5/27/17
youtu.be/2k5AZYzjsTQ
>Air Show @G7 5/27/17
youtu.be/wFvCGpgXfkE
>Pres Trump Weekly Address #18 5/26/17
youtu.be/TwlMN8_0y-w
PREV APPEARANCES
pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
pastebin.com/yArfUKdC
WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
pastebin.com/QidpHWKJ

FUN STUFF
>Trump shoves NATO out of the way
youtu.be/8AEwyWIqmAw
>Trump SwordDancing to Shadilay
youtu.be/Wd6TPIxWQwA
>AF1 Takeoff in the rain
youtu.be/taZcJqUZAF8
>TrumpWave S P A C E
youtu.be/s1qhafzPkAM
>God Emperor Trump Was Born To Rule
youtu.be/pf4RSgb_Pqg
>Donald Trump Emperor of America
youtu.be/xQCaWLF2gfs
>TrumpBot vs Mexico
youtu.be/Q__bSi5rBlw
>Shadilay
youtu.be/ZNriNoWOtXA

INSPIRATION
>MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
youtu.be/Nyuv_bPSHBA
>Hold Back The Night
youtu.be/ldnH5ms50Jc
>Inauguration of Fire
youtu.be/XKf8jSiaghU
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
youtu.be/kIsctZlgMqg
>American Hero
youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>TRUMP - MAGA
youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway
>American Comeback Story
youtu.be/pm8n9qVIK_8

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first?

RECYCLE
RECYCLE
Will recycle

3 way split

New Thread
New Thread
Use this. Guy took forever but beat me by 30 seconds.

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4 way.

bump

Ok, lets:
>feed them nothing but gmo rice
>move deportation to under 5 days
>cut costs in the "apprehending" them department by taking away the pillows and safteynets and move to a "if they run, shoot them" policy to cut down man power needed per ILLEGAL.
>and seize and liquidate all of their assets to make up for the costs of having to capture and deport them.

>The cost of deporting an undocumented immigrants

Let's correct that

Bump for recycle.

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saved

I listened to the entirety of the five. I don't know why.

BRAD TRENT

what a piece of shit

Does anyone else get the feeling there is going to be a big happening soon? My guess is on June 12th the anniversary of the gay club shooting.

POST-DEBATE BACKSTAGE

>Trump is swarmed by enthusiastic reporters
>Rand chats casually with his family
>Carson is wheeled away with an oxygen mask
>Christie goes out back where his wife is waiting with three double cheeseburgers
>Cruz and Rubio shake hands with a scattering of supporters, smiling politely
>Carly Fiorina sips water from a dish in the hall
>Glasses of champaigne are handed out
>Cruz pipes up: “You know, I just want to say, you all did great out there. I’m really proud of this party. I wish you all peace and happiness over the holidays.”
>Rand: “Yeah, Merry Christmas everyone! I look forward to locking horns again in the new year!”
>Carly wags her tails affectionately
>Rubio: “Hey, where’s Jeb?”
>Trump: “I saw him head straight to his dressing room after the debate.”
>Rand: “I hope he’s alright.”

CUT TO JEB’S DRESSING ROOM

>Jeb: “So you want chaos? I’ll give you chaos.”
>Jeb loads up his revolver and flees the room, returning to backstage.
>He pushes through the crowd of candidates, straight for Trump
>He raises the gun to Trump’s forehead.
>Jeb: “You call this low-enery?”
>Trump smirks dismissively.
>Jeb: “You think I won’t do it?”
>Trump: “I don’t doubt you’re willing to pull the trigger…”
>Jeb pulls back the hammer
>Trump: “ ‘cause I know you’re a tough guy.”
>Jeb pulls the revolver away and puts it to his own temple and pulls the trigger.

Fast forward to Fox and Friends the next morning discussing the incident with Trump:
>Trump: “I said it from the beginning, he was a weak candidate. His murder attempt was a disaster. The only thing he did well was suicide.”.

Hannity is live!

>I'm back from my vacation. I did a lot of research and I found a lot of new information. Let me tell you about the Jews...
HANNITY NO

DEEP STATE

SETH RICH

Everyone hear Tucker mention us tonight?

NO Brakes.
150% out of the gates.

IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN.

...

HANNITY STRIKES BACK

March 6, 2016: The Iowa caucus was bad, and New Hampshire was worse. Super Tuesday was a complete blood bath for the Bush campaign. It is 6:37 am; Jeb sits alone in his study holding a Smith & Wesson .44 Magnum to his right temple. Sobbing like Niagara Falls, Jeb tells himself "this time I'm really doing it." Every second feels like an eternity as Jeb gathers the courage to pull the trigger.

Columba slowly creeps into the room. Softly, as to not startle her husband, she says "Jeb, it's Sunday Funday. Please come down to see you friends and family." She tries her best to muster up an optimistic tone "I got more avocados from the market to make the weekend guacamole."

Jeb releases a hefty sigh and slowly lowers the gun to his desk. He reaches into his pocket and pulls out his favorite turtle and mutters "slow and steady my friend, slow and steady."

As he descends down the stairs, the sound of laughter is echoing through the halls. He sees his father and brother in the living room. Much to his chagrin, Trump is there with them. George H.W. and George W are sharing their stories of White House antics with Trump, and giving Trump pointers and tips on what to look out for once he is in the big chair. As Jeb enters, the room goes silent. Trump reaches out his hand to shake which Jeb meekly accepts. Trump is the first to speak "Melania said I might have been too hard on you during the campaign" and hand Jeb a neatly wrapped gift.

Before he can gain control of himself, Jeb rips into the box like a kid on Christmas. Inside is a case of 5 Hour Energy and a bottle of Prozac. George H.W., George W, and Columba burst into laughter. The tears suddenly return. Jeb runs out of the room, back up the stairs, and retreats into his study. He reaches for the .44 once more, again holds it to his head, repeats the famous last words of da Vinci "I have offended God and mankind because my work did not reach the quality it should have.", and then squeezes the trigger.

RIP JEB.

>Hannity's not coming back
WHEN will you LEARN?

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BRO
R
O

TIER

HANNITY NO

>THE DEEP STATE

MY BOY SEAN IS ALL IN

wut

3 way is good enough

HIS NAME WAS SETH RICH

HANNITY CAN'T EVEN SAY THE NAME ANYMORE

HERE WE GO

THE SETH RICH STORY IS L I V E

PLANE TICKETS ARE BEING PURCHASED TO FRANCE.

Even Satan worshipers don't want to be associated with liberals

DOES HANNITY COME TO Sup Forums??

SOONER

RATHER

THAN

LATER

HE IS MAKING PROGRESS DONT WORRY BOIS

can we continue the tay-posting in this thread

Hannity is talking about seth rich

Only if theyre all futa

Hannity got a visit from the head Jew

Working on a post now

Hannity is definitely /ourguy

You meant Jerome Corsi is making progress for him

what we watching bros? it's 3:00 am here

THANK

pscp.tv/webb4bernie/1ynKOjWpwBVxR WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT GEORGE WEBB AND THE WORK HE IS DOING HES EXPOSING CLINTON CRIME FAMILY AND SETH RICH CASE, SAYS SETH RICH KILLER WAS ALPHA JALLO

Cost of deportation is 10.8K? What's the cost of keeping them here for a year? 2 years? 5 years?

Hannity

>tfw got distracted shit posting on /ptg/ and forgot to take a piss break before hanity
>tfw when now it's hanity time

Thanks Sean!

lol, what the fuck?

youtube.com/watch?v=8leUPVFcV2I

WE

When the final numbers from Iowa came out (1%) the attacks began from all directions.

After South Carolina (less than 1%) the attacks stopped. That was the worst moment. When nobody seemed to care enough to take a shot anymore.

Standing in the middle of the stage while Trump called me 'Low Energy' seems like a summer scented memory of better days. That is all over now.

Mom called. Dad had a stroke around 9pm when the Carolina numbers were coming out. I guess he is probably dead. My brother George hasn't called. I guess he doesn't want to be tainted with my disgrace.

I never wanted this election. I never wanted to be President. My wife didn't want it. But my mother and father wanted it. I didn't hesitate. I would never let them down.

Thank God I kept the cord from the laundry bag that room service left in the hallway. I tied it to the shower rod. No need to do anything else. Everything is ready.


A small night storm blows
Saying ‘falling is the essence of a flower’
Preceding those who hesitate
—Yukio Mishima

HANNITY
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Exactly. It's cheaper to deport them versus keeping them on welfare.

posts must have something to contribute to the thread. asks awoos, you must have missed the memo.
surely someone that feeds him info does.

>Three double cheeseburgers
a man as well rounded as Christie would eat two Triple cheeseburgers. less bread filler so there's room for a milkshake

you fool

>Jeb Bush sits in a dimly lit chair after another set of harsh words by Teflon Don
>"But I thought. ...I thought If I called him a Chaos Candidate, people would finally understand!"
>"..but that only made him stronger.."
>Jeb looks down as his cell phone vibrates
>a text message appears from his father
>'wut r u doing to our family name m8'
>Jeb sighs
>he reaches into his pocket
>pulls out a tiny tortoise sculpture
>"Slow and steady little buddy. Slow and steady."

WERE

Thank you based Spice-Daddy!

Tucker ran the real story earlier. Dems want to claim collusion and say Russia hacked the election when the truth is that the Dems have been letting thousands of illegals and foreigners vote in our election.

We missed you Sean

YEEEWWW

You gotta add Liberal Fascism

good, we save more then 10k by deporting them

youtube.com/watch?v=zMGZtkMS3sQ

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youtube.com/watch?v=iZSk13-RA6c

cute, CUTE!

>my character is being assassinated

What MMORPG is Hannity playing?

Hey, you're back! Welcome back mang

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Check his website that was deleted using the archive.

>tfw TNN shows up

Hannity is dropping red pills all over the place

Keeping them here via imprisonment? Or just leaving them alone?

youtube.com/watch?v=OqY2QP-DNaQ SETH RICH KILLER NAMED AS ALPHA JALLO WHY IS NO ONE PICKING THIS UP

HANNITY GOING OFF

SOROS FUNDED

HANNITY GOING HAM

BOY HE GON DO IT

I hope one day he gets his big win. not as the conservacuck he is now but as a reborn nationalist jeb

>first night back starts up on Seth Rich again and then names the Jew
SEAN YES

the only one that ever mattered and where an assassination could actually occur,
ultima online

SOROS NAMED

If Hannity goes down he's taking all of them with him.

PHARAOHS

DOUBLING DOWN

FUCK YEAH

HANNITY IS CRASHING THE DEEP STATE WITH NO SURVIVORS

Have you STARTED A THREAD ABOUT IT?

Another one Bites The Dust - and they cleared his desk out while Pelley was out on assignment

pagesix.com/2017/05/30/scott-pelley-is-leaving-cbs-evening-news/

SAY HIS NAME HANNITY

WHY WON'T YOU SAY HIS NAME?

DAVID BROCK

"C'mon Sean... I know what you want to really say..."

He will be back.

Maybe if O'Reily had fought this hard to defend himself, he wouldn't have gotten suddenly and indefinitely vacationed