Orcposting IV: WE WUZ KANGZ edition

Keep the OC coming, next target is Harry Potter so get your stuff ready !

Hashtag to use:
NotAllOrcs, RefugeesWelcome

Collection of LOTR pics to use:
imgur.com/a/Qk4Iy

Need feedback on this OC. Better object than clock?

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Also don't forget to spread that stuff like wild fire on social media. If you don't know how to start just follow
>pic related

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>the whole of last thread, and now an image gallery
mountain jew stealing our memes!

really, great job

between the CPD threads and orcposting this shit is getting ridiculous

Posting what I've done so far.

lol

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And this. I'm slow.

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>not calling it Orcposting: An Unexpected Shitpost

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godspeed you glorious winged faggots!

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>Post and repost again, by dildo daggins.

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is this stupid, i wont post it anymore if its stupid.

>The problem for Lewis, however, was that, while myth harbored meaning and beauty (“Joy,” he would later call it), it was not true. History, on the other hand, while true, harbored no meaning or beauty.

>But Tolkien protested. The myths were not lies, said the man who would later go on to write his own British mythology, published as The Silmarillion, from which he derived the stories that we now know as The Lord of the Rings. And as he said this, says Carpenter, a breath of wind blew through the leaves. “We held our breath,” Lewis later recalled.

>Carpenter portrays Tolkien, his attention now turned toward the trees along the river, responding to Lewis by attacking the mechanistic mode of thought that Lewis espoused that saw the mythological view of the world as merely fantastic:

>To you, a tree is simply a vegetable organism, and a star simply a ball of inanimate matter moving along a mathematical course. But the first men to talk of ‘trees’ and ‘stars’ saw them very differently. To them the world was alive with mythological beings. They saw the stars as living silver, bursting into flame in answer to the eternal music. They saw the sky as a jeweled tent, and the earth as the womb whence all living things have come. To them, the whole of creation was “myth-woven and elf-patterned.

>Tolkien saw that there is more than just impersonal, mechanistic law behind the world, and that there was no problem reconciling the imagination and the intellect.

>But Tolkien had not finished.

>Because man was made in the very image of God, he argued, man is not ultimately a liar. He may pervert the things of God for his own ends, but he can never fully efface the image of God in him. He can never really be satisfied with lies. He can never escape who he really is.

>But it was late, and so the three men returned to Lewis’ rooms, where the talk now turned specifically to Christianity. And it was at this point that the course of Lewis’ life changed forever.

It's a little on the nose.

And no that's not a jewish pun.

kek

kek, dude fucking kek. I actually witnessed a dumb shit sjw meeting starting like this.

god your killing me. lmao.

You could make it "Nice ring Gollum" instead

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Maybe make the speach bubbles etc. into tweets floating above the bodies.
reminiscent of the manchester attack.
its good though.

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This is 8/10.

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Should be "racists see orcs, I see..."

Anything about "Moderate Orcs?"

At last something which could destroy Baneposting. Never thought I'd see the day.

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Ohh, that's a good idea.

Make them LOTR dwarves instead

Amazing

>Borrin Goldbags

How the fuck did it take us this long to create orcposting?

BRING THEM IN

Jesus Christ, you people are caricatures of yourselves

#NotAllOrcs

The Eye of Sauron saw what other's could not—a world in which women enjoyed the same rights as men.

Thanks, mang.

Reuters never uses realistic depictions though.

My photoshop skills are weak

help

>Elijah Wood could be in this very thread right now
>Elijah Wood probably started Orcposting

Hey Elijah, Wilfred was pretty good.

Got a template for possible use

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Lmaoooo

Look It's Back Again

By

Bronald Brumpfgins

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>leftists use references to Harry Potter and Star Wars to try to draw parallels to real life that they can understand
>Sup Forums does it using LoTR as a parody of these left-wing idiots

You really don't have a sense of humor, do you, Mr Lefty?

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WUZ

OC, not very high effort

PART AND PARCEL.
Do it nigger.

Hit harder with the Orcs first. The first wave may not of reached enough due to the holiday weekend.

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(((mithrilberg)))

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Lefty/pol/ trying to meme the real meme

Must be hard not understanding satire in such an age as this.

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Fucking A

>user claims you don't have a sense of humor
>prove that you don't have a sense of humor in the next post

kill yourself

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>nobody likes the ADDMG
Well i thought it was funny.

What did he mean by this?

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Just alter some articles with "inspect source" and plaster a picture on top where necessary.

good idea

the heights and weights on this are dumb

it aint me

Christ these are funny. Keep it up m80s

Aren't the orcs just slaves of Sauron tho?

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mixed metaphors

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>somebody's doing the pillaging

Allahu Orcbar

fuck off you stupid fuck

dumb fuckin post.

child faggot

nice

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Whatever helps you sleep at night, bud.

Now go home, reddit's that way.

this shit is as lit as Mount Doom

Found the orc

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>being this butthurt

I swear I have never seen a meme take off more quickly and everyone seems to love it.

You're bad at this

I like. Maybe even add "#UNITY" to it or create others with it.

Thank you my friend, i will cherish this image till the day i die.