When you drunk af

when you drunk af

what did he mean by this?

High on Nationalism

Oh fuck he got the nuclear co

He fired the PR guy didn't he?

He meant despite the negative press...

and then someone grabbed his phone from his hand.

C O V F E F E
O
V
F
E
F
E

Best fucking timeline

coverage, duh.

Just scoop my shit up.

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7D Intergalactic Backgammon.

Trump really knows how to distract.

I am sorry but I really have to ask you: "What does he mean by that ffs"?

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What time is it in DC?

The F and G keys are side by side.

did somebody say fefe?

to mock him. every time trump makes that grin face, he is fucking with someone

This is what happens to you when you have that 2nd scoop

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>doesn't know what "covfefe" is

Canadian "education" everyone

Assange got it, I bet

Jesus, he hasn't tweeted or deleted that since?

Sure he's pretty much fucked us so far, but I'm a little worried about the guy.

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Literally hit submit as the staffer snatched the phone out of his hands.

Umm sweetie? NO.

He's not the one actually tweeting if I'm not mistaken. Better be a firing for this.

>Godamnit Trump, it's midnight, go to bed
>Too late Bannon

Negative press coverage, for 100 alex

>this is our president

National embarrassment desu

WW3 confirmed!

kys immediately nerd

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He is 70 years old.

It is socially acceptable to blabber at this age.

Sweetie, it's clear you need a sleepypoo. Go to bed. Have melania read you a bedtime story honey.

Hey wagie! Dont talk before i finish covfefe.

www.reddit.com/r/covfefe/

FUND IT

HE DOESN'T NEED HIM. I CAN TWIIT JUST FIN ON M OWN

comfy timeline

Based Trump working the smarks.

C O V F E F E

COV - Short for covert

FEFE
E
F
E

Covert version of PEPE.

What's he trying to tell us guys ?

lel

>Daily reminder that threads keep getting removed.
>Daily reminder this comes only 1 day after the red flashing light was shown on fox news!

Would be funny if he'd had a stroke mid-tweet.

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What if after memeing on Sup Forums for a little while we find out he actually died mid-tweet?

How would you react?

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This is when you are tweeting and your phone gets wrestled away.

Ultimate underwater 4D reverse chess

12:30 at night

He knows the rules. Remember, no talkie until I'm done my first cup of covfefe.

but seriously: what does he tweet next?

inb4 thread deleted mods quit being fags what's wrong with this?

Hes just left it there for 20 minutes is he just going to leave it up lol

Execute order covfefe

That's a lovely cat but the other thing looks like it's probably a Jew.

fuck off shillbot

I bet his phone fell in the toilet while he was taking a piss and tweet at the same time.

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We

Impeach this covfefe sack of shit when?

He wants us to meme this as a new term for the fake news propaganda. We must honor his request.

This is it. The uprising begins soon. Ready your jimmies.

>TRUMP WAS ABOUT TO TWEET SETH RICH
>CIA-NSA DISABLED HIS PHONE

FIXED IT

HOLY SHIT, RUN THIS IN A GEMATRIA, WTF

Then how did he hit send?

He's dead, mate.

Are you saying you wouldn't BLEACH a hot Jewess if given the chance? I've got bad news for you...

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I'll be honest.

I even don't know where on the 7D Backgammon board this puts us.

kek

>its real
kek

This is fake news right? He didn't actually say this

>hot

She looks like Chris Robinson

Good question.

I fucking hope so!

these threads keep getting deleted so i'll post here too:

The King has gifted us a new word
ITT: we decide it's meaning and pronunciation

caught on video

It was probably Sean Spicer. They've been working hard for almost two weeks at keeping his tweet phone out of his hands, but he just can't help it, like an addict who can't stop self-harming behaviors.

waiting for salon to write article on white supremacist secret word 'covfefe'

>mfw he's tweeting the launch codes

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covfefe

Guys. I think it's an anagram

So far I have

Cove fee

or

Coff eve


coff means to buy, eve is the day prior.

>To buy the day prior
>buy yesterday
>buy the past
I think he has created a time machine.

Potential sources derogatory information

HAHAH TRUMP IS DONE

>30 minutes later
>it's still up

Covfefe - cov-fef-fay- n. - Used to describe press lacking journalistic integrity, modern day lugenpresse, fake news

"My coworker and I are very concerned about the baseless and slanderous covfefe being published in our local newspaper."

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haha

DOMBLE GLORRRMFFF

COVEFEFE INPOOOOUCH

DWO SKREEEMPZ

ANONS PLEASE ACGKNOWLEDE THIS. DESPITE NEGATIVE PRESS LOVE!!!! DONT SAC BABBIES TO MOLOCHH!!!! IM AN INSTRUMENT!!!!

You think he just tweeted his safety word ?

kek

I bet Trump aide is chasing Trump in White House to delete The tweet but he is not giving his phone.

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