>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT??? ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.
hello roberts. Just grinding shitty gathering achievements in this autistic game while listening to synthwave and people getting stabbed by needles. How are your nights?
Brody Sanders
CHECK YOUR KEYS ROBERTS
Brandon Baker
>says he looks like a gangbanger and up to no good~ Fucking sassy
Cooper Butler
>Gangbanger and up to no goo-ood... Dat voice
Aaron Ross
Lovely, the dude stabbing people with a bag full of hypodermic needles made my night
Ian Jones
Checking in mo fuckas.
2nd night in a row.
>got the music too loud
Charles Jackson
>music too loud~~ fucking this guy
Isaac Baker
Reporting for duty Robert's. Key status >checked What's the habbenings this watch?
Grayson Rivera
>I see you racists
Josiah Clark
I dont' know about you other Roberts, but this Robert is taking names and checking keys!
James Anderson
Females getting abducted by Male Black's van, stabbings with bags full of hypodermic needles, earlier Male White beating people with a home made flail, Walgreens happenings, Male Black refusing to leave JJ Peppers
David Lopez
>hello roberts. >Just grinding shitty gathering achievements in this autistic game WHATCHU PLAYIN, MANE?
Aiden Perez
There is also a 60 y/o man being reported multiple times walking around yelling racial slurs, kek.
Juan Myers
>hypodermic needles >home made flail This timeline=best timeline
Xavier Smith
>just get into the /cpd/ thread >read this wtf did I just walk into? the blood shed this weekend wasn't enough for those black males?
Oliver Sanders
just some XIV. Fishing while listening to this shit is comfortable.
Jason Thompson
>Male black just robbed someone
Landon Williams
I never made it past my 30 day free trial back when it first came out, I even missed out on the free play they had last month. Am I missing anything Robert?
Camden Clark
>male black in front of building for the past few hours
Call in the Roberts plz
Charles Lee
Keen. I'm on my second run through of VA-11 HALL-A, I actually leave it idling in the BG a lot with the jukebox player running, because the OST is so good.
Bentley Carter
glad i could make it roberts
10/4, dumping aesthetic robert stuff
Eli Rodriguez
Any SASSY dispatch working tonight Robert?
Colton Collins
>2 y/o in blue dress sitting on the corner gee, just don't even raise your kids Chicongo
Adam Diaz
>2 y/o female sitting at the corner by herself Grade A parenting
Nathaniel Cruz
>anonymous says there is a female with a blue dress sitting all alone
i didnt think this was going to be a feels robert
Samuel Moore
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Lucas Howard
Earlier there was a male dispatch. Sassy AF.
Brayden Richardson
A lot has changed, and there's a new expansion in slightly over two weeks that's going to change how every job/class plays. Everyone is in maintenance mode and is just gathering resources. It's time to catch up on fishing. Yeah I saw you over the weekend. Is a good game.
Easton Nelson
this might be a weird question, but has anyone else been using /cpd/ to do no-fap? ever since i started diverting my attention to robert, i havent had the urge to fap in almost a week
Brody Lee
>2 y/o in a blue dress sitting on the corner at 11:30PM This is how you break children, you stupid coons. Fuck this makes me sad.
Connor Gomez
>Male White beating people with a home made flail Fuck that! >Male Black refusing to leave JJ Peppers!?!?!? IT'S FUCKING ON
Camden Baker
>10-44 Robert the roads all backed up goin in anyways
>hot Buick Enclave, activating sensors >ahhh
Brayden Wright
>Is a good game. I'm convinced the designers are channers. There's a bit of SJW preachiness, but its subtle so I can ignore it.
Jeremiah Adams
Every report of a sexual assault gets my dick twitching, so no.
Logan Brooks
Not a parent so this is an honest question. Is a two year old able to open a door knob and get out of the house on their own?
Jeremiah Clark
thanks for the hardy kek, robert
Anthony Howard
kek
Jayden Gomez
You shall now be known as "rape kit Robert".
Xavier Wilson
i use it as a distraction from drinking, but its not as fun sober
Sebastian Price
4 hour White Sox game ended just time time for REAL ROBERT hours
Robert Young
It can be rough living with a rape fetish, kek.
Sebastian Baker
>tfw listening to robert while watching cops
Luke Fisher
Check tour ID, you're now "r0offy Robert"
Wyatt Diaz
Possible but that's why you have a deadbolt or at least a chain. I have a 3 year old who is a crafty motherfucker but he can't reach a lock above the 4 foot mark.
This is ratchet single mothers leaving kids to watch kids or fucking yet another male black with her kids wandering unsupervised. Or she's just a piece of shit like the mother punching her five year old the other night
Henry Baker
this game looks dope as fuck
Josiah Kelly
>"r0offy Robert" >whuts a roofy? >eyes roll back >falls face down on keyboard
Daniel Edwards
Seconded, Real R0ofy Robert has be knighted
Andrew Parker
fucking lol, wew lad
Brandon Williams
roger that, meow robert
Justin Bell
>>falls face down on keyboard Shouldn't have accepted that drink, MeowRobert.
Andrew Davis
I can't keep getting away with it
Samhydewithcathead.jpg
James Hall
Yes. Mine would do it all the time If I was a nigger and didn't watch him
Grayson Young
Sir R0ofy Ribert HAS SPOKEN!
Nathaniel Phillips
im back robert,, its been a minute
Ethan Collins
p-please robert-chan, dont hold me to such as high standard..
Matthew Myers
...
Jeremiah Brooks
Battery in progress. Nigger beating a girl
Owen Nguyen
>gang members >black ford explorer
Leo Evans
...
Liam Gomez
Checked that explains the traffic, seems to be a GTA kind of night, drag racing will have to wait til that shit clears out
Josiah Bennett
TOLL STATUS: >[_] UNPAID >[X] PAID IN FULL
AYY
Easton Foster
>Garbage cans >Black shirt
Taking over-unders here boys, 2:1 on perpetrator.
Hudson Jackson
...
Dominic Hill
Date night antics, the mating ritual has begun
Liam Torres
"Ah yes, now we see the feral nigger in it's most natural state.."
Jose Sanders
You are a true Robert, you didn't ask for this duty, this duty has asked for you. I see you changed your name, Please embrace your title and add "Sir", Sir Robert.
Parker Carter
Are there any men in the cpd? All i hear is women
Joshua Robinson
My mind says Hiz Panic but my heart says Male Black
Nathaniel Myers
as you wish, senpai
Josiah Ross
>mfw MEOW id replies to me
Bentley White
dispatch are almost all female, because a female voice demands more attention.
Luis Lopez
That's mostly dispatch, which seems to be all wymyn except for Smooth Operator dispatch and Sassman Dispatch on the Adam shift
Colton Morales
meow robert, please update your name to reflect your catlike robertness
Joshua Jenkins
your forgetting Barry White and Happy sometimes on Robert shift
Jordan Carter
Now go forth, with heart and courage. There is no MALE BLACK you will not defeat SIR ROBERT!
Austin James
>they're trying to put the fire out
WE DIDNT START THE FIRE
Brayden Morris
Anything to give RRH my energeez
Kevin Hill
fuck black male, nogging up the streets of chicago
Caleb Evans
Fuckin'..."Guy putting out a fire, but the fire department and otheriwse think it's a house on fire."
Chase Lopez
please for fucks sake stop, we only need names for very specific people like picrobert.
this is just pointless namefagging.
Aaron Sanders
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Adam James
>male black gets a gf >he then proceeds to beat the shit out of her
William Reyes
>tfw you cant get a gf even without the beating
why eve live
Tyler Johnson
>tfw not /comfy/ Robert doesn't have a funny ID
Jordan Bailey
BUT WE WILL FIDDLE WHILE IT BURNS!
Henry Hall
Obviously because she didn't get beaten to death by a nignog.
William Brown
Same here. I think the reason why i fapped was because I was bored at this time of night from my books, so this has kinda taken over.
Brandon Hill
sassy female robert is on patrol boys, watch out
Kevin Lopez
>Being this savage.
Ryan Edwards
its cringey as fuck, it hurts every time I have to read these stupid names.
Carson Bell
Hispanics breaking into a maroon construction van.
Hudson Gonzalez
Man. Can't KEEP them Hiz Panics from working these days.
Brayden Collins
>3 male blacks tampering with a car
absolutely mischievous
Jaxson Davis
MIght COME IN ON THURSDAY THOUGH
Austin Richardson
>black male >white female
Acting wild on the street with alcohol. Fucking coalburners i swear
Nicholas Diaz
The most blackpilled mfer on Robert shift, Roberta herself
Luke Gutierrez
>male black with a female white camping, talking loud
Dylan Ramirez
>male black female white drinking and being loud on the sidewalk
