/ptg/ President Trump General - Get Em Out!!! 11,12,13,14,15 Edition

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps)
publicpool.kinja.com/
Trump Playlist
pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ

APPEARANCES
>State Dept summary of Pres trip to ME 5/30/17
youtu.be/wYMcYCxWJ64
>Pres Trump w/familes of the fallen 5/29/17
youtu.be/vXOzrAepT84
>Pres Trump speech Mem Day Arlington Cem 5/29/17
youtu.be/GsNNTd2GJek
>SecDef C.H.A.O.S. Mattis speech Mem Day Arlington Cem 5/29/17
youtu.be/PwW9855-GFw
>Pres Trump wreath laying ceremony 5/29/17
youtu.be/L2kkroUVxoI
>Pres Trump Addresses Military @Naval Air Station Sigonella, Italy 5/27/17
youtu.be/2k5AZYzjsTQ
>Air Show @G7 5/27/17
youtu.be/wFvCGpgXfkE
>Pres Trump Weekly Address #18 5/26/17
youtu.be/TwlMN8_0y-w
PREV APPEARANCES
pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
pastebin.com/yArfUKdC
WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
pastebin.com/QidpHWKJ

FUN STUFF
>Trump shoves NATO out of the way
youtu.be/8AEwyWIqmAw
>Trump SwordDancing to Shadilay
youtu.be/Wd6TPIxWQwA
>AF1 Takeoff in the rain
youtu.be/taZcJqUZAF8
>TrumpWave S P A C E
youtu.be/s1qhafzPkAM
>God Emperor Trump Was Born To Rule
youtu.be/pf4RSgb_Pqg
>Donald Trump Emperor of America
youtu.be/xQCaWLF2gfs
>TrumpBot vs Mexico
youtu.be/Q__bSi5rBlw
>Shadilay
youtu.be/ZNriNoWOtXA

INSPIRATION
>MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
youtu.be/Nyuv_bPSHBA
>Hold Back The Night
youtu.be/ldnH5ms50Jc
>Inauguration of Fire
youtu.be/XKf8jSiaghU
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
youtu.be/kIsctZlgMqg
>American Hero
youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>TRUMP - MAGA
youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway
>American Comeback Story
youtu.be/pm8n9qVIK_8

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Does anybody like the OP themes of repeat offenders?

KAWV

FEEF

DRUMP

BBBBBBBBTTTTTFFFFFFFFFFFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>no cohvfefe op

C O V F E F E

How do I snag myself a covfefe girl?

i want to go to thailand for a week and wish to stay a few nights in Bangkok and a few nights on a beach perhaps patong

i wanna also of course try out the prostitutes

will £1200 be enough for tickets, hotel, travel, food, expenses etc ?

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C O F E F E G Y R L E

AND YOU COULD HAVE IT ALL

AWOO?

Face it. Outside of this shrinking cult following, Trump is a laughing stock to America and the World.

Corrupt
Organized
Voter
Fraudsters
Even
Fail
Electing!

AWOO

>tfw Covfefe didn't trigger a sleeper agent program within you

Maybe next time.

Maybe he's testing us

Let's see if they can figure it out

Post yfw CNN spends hours and hours I'm not tomorrow with testing experts trying to figure out what Trump meant say instead typed covfefe..

BLOWN ZE FUCK OUT

We can't let him get his hands on the nuclear covfefe.

>no covfefe tweet
You had one fucking job

COHV-FEE-FEE

I hope he never corrects or elaborates on the tweet

And Trump goes, "Literally who?"

It's "cone-FEEF", you faggots

>He probably was mid shitpost and got called away for something, like an important phone call.

It doesn't take long to delete a tweet you mong, you can do it with one hand.

is sweden mocking islamic culture? he really can mindbreak anybody

Ohhhh he meant coverage!!

Weak and gay.

>yfw covfefe is the MKUltra trigger for "self-destruct"

The spiciest timeline

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>our president mistypes a tweet, the corporate media flips the fuck out trying to interpret what could have possibly happened and /ptg/ needs a new thread in 32 minutes
I LOVE THIS TIMELINE

Hon, would you like some covfefe to go with your breakfast?

CAHV FEH FAY

this is so...sad

NEVADAWOO~

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Literally the nuke codes

Charlie
Omega
Victor
Foxtrot
Echo
Foxtrot
Echo

Booo you cuck.

when peeps see an "n" that does not exist

Imagine being so powerful that a typo gives you news coverage and the attention of thousands.

Very brave.

The correct pronunciation is 'Cov-Fey-Fey'

Anyone who disagrees needs to KYS ASAP

Trump doesn't drink

CNN CAN REPORT BASED ON ANONYMOUS SOURCES:

>C O V F E F E

Morning
>Trump tweets: We have a MASSIVE trade deficit with Germany, plus they pay FAR LESS than they should on NATO & military. Very bad for U.S. This will change
>”Russian officials must be laughing at the U.S. & how a lame excuse for why the Dems lost the election has taken over the Fake News.”
>Further tweets: The U.S. Senate should switch to 51 votes, immediately, and get Healthcare and TAX CUTS approved, fast and easy. Dems would do it, no doubt!
>Trump blocks Bess on twitter along with other blue checkmarks
>Bess threatens to get a “lawyer friend” to force the release of Trump’s ban list
>More twitter news
>Russia and Ukraine get in twitter fight
>Kellyanne: There will always be White House briefings
>Drudge: Trump ready to Rince Priebus
Afternoon
>White House communications Director Mike Dubke resigns
>Spicer rally
>Gets spicy at the end with Acosta
>Mass kvetching in the press pool
>Hurricane Katrina: White House needs a shake up
>Kathy Lee Griffin begs for attention
>Takes photo of replica severed Trump head
>Trump interviews John Pistole for FBI head
>Please don’t clap
>Jeb! ends bid to buy Miami Marlins
>ICBM missile defense system a success
Tonight
>AP: Trump asked world leaders to call him on his cell phone
>Covfefe

I wish people that don't understand trolling would stop using that word.

I bet people aren't responding negatively towards a typo by the president? why would someone do that, its not very positive covfefe of them.

>start writing a shitpost
>thumb slips
>accidentally hit send instead of backspace
>"shit, I need to fix that"
>get ready to delete tweet
>notice everyone in the world is flipping the fuck out because of your tweet
>laugh your ass off and leave the tweet up to keep the hysteria going
How does he keep getting away with it, lads?

Holy shit did anyone just feel that in Chicago? The sky is orange

Bro face it, all of Trump's haters are literally obsessed with him tonthd point that they know if he made a typo and within minutes they are tweeting about it.

You know how many Obongo tweets I read: none.

I'm sure that little girl dismembered by the Truck of Peace really appreciates the jab

Just let it ride for a day and a half, maybe we can get congressional Dems to open an investigation into covfefe's ties to Russian meddling in the election.

SKYKING SKYKING SKYKING DO NOT ANSWER

Wow he is quite literally in their heads. No joke that's fucked.

>Covfefe
Ok Sean, go to sleep.

Is a covfefe like a leppo?

A better live show is Rick's daughter getting blacked.

>a typo
Coverage.
Cov f e f e

>Being this retarded

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Corrupt
Organized
Voter
Fraud
Every
Fricken
Election

Do I win?????

Not all leppos are covfefe

>you will never experience Trump drunk-tweeting

This, can you imagine every libshit waiting patiently for Trumps next tweet, hoping that he has made another spelling mistake? They follow him, and turn on the notificiation for his account, and for the next couple of weeks everytime a twitter notificarion for Teump pops up, theres a little glimer of hope that he's made another mistake, and it continues that way for some time, slowly their brains reprogram to associate a new message from Trump as hope.

COVFEFE SHAWWN

Not getting the joke the post

hope someone asks you about covfefe in the morning

The chess master is at it again. The world laughs at this move, but they won't be chuckling when they're about to get checkmated.

im fucking dying of laughter because of this teeet

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SKYKING SKYKING , DO NOT ANSWER
SKYKING SKYKING , DO NOT ANSWER
SKYKING SKYKING , DO NOT ANSWER
Charlie, Omega, Victor, Foxtrot, Echo, Foxtrot, Echo
SKYKING SKYKING, DO NOT ANSWER.

And you wonder why he or his team blocked people....look at pic related. This torrent of messages from this leftist faggot. Trump literally sends the left into a FRENZY over a typo. Wooooow.

Thanks Sean!

They wont laugh when Obama covfefes

>ANYTHING BUT COVFEFE EDITION
YOU.
HAD.
ONE.
JOB.

amazing

I'm pulling my hair out guys, where did the "fefe" part even come from I mean I understand that he was going for "coverage" but how do you even get to "fefe" what the fuckkkkkkk

Definition of typo
plural typos
: an error (as of spelling) in typed or typeset material

>he hasn't noticed it yet

It's happening

Hope you're all ready for what happens next

When you're tweeting from your phone and your phone's autoerect screws you over.

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COVFEFE COVFEFE DO NOT RESPOND

>implying it wasn't intentional
Bruh he knows spelling mistakes make them go crazy.

She's not mad at all guys, promise.

Yeah, I'm wondering this, some other typos he makes are evident, this one is just stroke-tier

I blame it on the autocorrect
>in before that raises even more questions

covfefe

It's not like he's busy being the president of the United States or something...

Ive been gone all day can i get a quick rundown? wtf is covfefe

A fucking typo!?!?,

He meant "coverage"

An acronym

youtu.be/kBqwtHnc9ho?t=69
>when the audience sees the mistake they become uneasy
>twitter doesn't understand the power of the mistake

I hope he deletes it then makes the same tweet in a month just to fuck with them

I can't even see the board he's playing on right now.

I wonder if CNN will speculate on if covfefe is code for a backchannel with russia

Collusion
Okay
Vladimir
Fuck
Emoluments
Fuck
Election

what a fucking psychopath

The answer to eternal life.