/ptg/ President Trump General - Kek Speaks: COVFEFE Edition

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps)
publicpool.kinja.com/
Trump Playlist
pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ

APPEARANCES
>State Dept summary of Pres trip to ME 5/30/17
youtu.be/wYMcYCxWJ64
>Pres Trump w/familes of the fallen 5/29/17
youtu.be/vXOzrAepT84
>Pres Trump speech Mem Day Arlington Cem 5/29/17
youtu.be/GsNNTd2GJek
>SecDef C.H.A.O.S. Mattis speech Mem Day Arlington Cem 5/29/17
youtu.be/PwW9855-GFw
>Pres Trump wreath laying ceremony 5/29/17
youtu.be/L2kkroUVxoI
>Pres Trump Addresses Military @Naval Air Station Sigonella, Italy 5/27/17
youtu.be/2k5AZYzjsTQ
>Air Show @G7 5/27/17
youtu.be/wFvCGpgXfkE
>Pres Trump Weekly Address #18 5/26/17
youtu.be/TwlMN8_0y-w
PREV APPEARANCES
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NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
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WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
pastebin.com/QidpHWKJ

FUN STUFF
>Trump shoves NATO out of the way
youtu.be/8AEwyWIqmAw
>Trump SwordDancing to Shadilay
youtu.be/Wd6TPIxWQwA
>AF1 Takeoff in the rain
youtu.be/taZcJqUZAF8
>TrumpWave S P A C E
youtu.be/s1qhafzPkAM
>God Emperor Trump Was Born To Rule
youtu.be/pf4RSgb_Pqg
>Donald Trump Emperor of America
youtu.be/xQCaWLF2gfs
>TrumpBot vs Mexico
youtu.be/Q__bSi5rBlw
>Shadilay
youtu.be/ZNriNoWOtXA

INSPIRATION
>MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
youtu.be/Nyuv_bPSHBA
>Hold Back The Night
youtu.be/ldnH5ms50Jc
>Inauguration of Fire
youtu.be/XKf8jSiaghU
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
youtu.be/kIsctZlgMqg
>American Hero
youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>TRUMP - MAGA
youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway
>American Comeback Story
youtu.be/pm8n9qVIK_8

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meme magick is real

Post rare Fefes

Trump Derangement Syndrome

BEST TIMELINE

1 (you) = 1 covfefe

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i love memes

>Tweeting during real trump hours
>called away to the situation room mid tweet
>Some backwater fuckistan got bombed again
>get my phone a few hours later
>what the fuck is a rare fefe?

CIA

DESPITE NEGATIVE PRESS LOVE WILL PREVAIL

>make a typo
>thousands of (you)s instantly
>people melting down with walls of text
>instantly trends on all social media
>all of the news is reporting on it
>all these (you)s
>all from a Typo

Is Trump the greatest bait-crafter in history?

ok i can't wait any longer for this bomshell. night

The nuclear codes Dahnald,
I have them now

Charlie
Omega
Victor
Foxtrot
Echo
Foxtrot
Echo

Kek me too. I tried to tell a story with the Pepes.

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Can we get a covfefe awoo!?

Are you ready for the impeachment and russian war you filthy kikes?
hahahahahhahahahah

>Pentagon chief Jim Mattis has warned of “another tough year” for both foreign troops and local forces in Afghanistan, where more than one third of the country is outside of government control.

Why don't they just fucking leave Afghanistan

im desperate for some (Covfefe) too

what if trump is a Sup Forumsack?

that is a really excellent exchange rate. in the last two threads it was 1.25 (you)s per covfefe. i better stock up, this wont last

God bless my President Donald J. Trump

IMPORTANT INFORMATION FOR VIRGINIANS:

THERE IS THE REPUBLICAN PRIMARY FOR THE GUBERNATORIAL ELECTION ON JUNE 13, IT IS A OPEN PRIMARY SO YOU JUST HAVE TO REQUEST A REPUBLICAN BALLOT

COREY A. STEWART IS OUR GUY

>wants to remove Dem gerrymandering

>DEPORTED 8000 illegals at once, dropping crime by 48.7 percent

>Supported Trump BEFORE the convention

>STILL won in Prince William County despite his extreme views

>wants to pass new laws to protect Virginia's statues from the "Radical left"

>called his opponent, Ed Gillespire, a cuck

INFO ON HOW AND WHERE TO VOTE HERE: elections.virginia.gov/

THE ONLY OTHER OPTION IS Ed Gillespie, an former advisor to Bush. I'd still vote for him if I have to as I refuse to split the vote but anything Bush isn't good persuasion in Virginia

SPREAD THIS INFORMATION TO AS MANY VIRIGNIANS AS YOU KNOW ANONS

>people unironically voted for Hitlery Shiton
wew lad we wouldve missed out on all this meme magic.

b/c the shitty Afghan government would fall the next day

Did his twitter person fall asleep on the wheel?

What was the reaction to Carson saying poverty is a state of mind? I only ever saw the headline quoting him.

>Trump trolls Sup Forums
>Sup Forums fucking loves it
Best timeline

Green Tea

Guys what happen to the Internet? Did trump take down the whole Internet so nobody would make fun of his type errors?

and?

ISIS or similar will take over after we leave ala Iraq

Does anyone have the uploads to today's Tucker and Hannity episodes?

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a~convfefe~woo

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON???

SOMEBODY RED PILL ME ON COVFEFE

HELP!

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looks important
>witnessed

>which one

I love this man

>covfefe
>an ancient Hebrew term that meaning "all debts will be repaid with interest", usually with the connotation of being a metaphor for revenge

Based blessed post of helpful information!

CONVFEFE!

Say hello to the new sheriff in town

he's always dog whistling to US

The Coen Brothers and Stanley Kubrick are Jewish.

Still hate Jews?

See

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just another Trump shit post thats driving lefties mad

>finn
Why do I even replay?

They will use it as a base to carry out attacks against the west.

"immigrants" aka cheap labor

>called away to the situation room mid tweet
A-are you retarded? Did the cia also force him to spell coverage wrong? And then make him tweet it? It was at 12:06 AM est. A bomb in afghanistan is not a reason to call in the president at that time. 4700

COVFEFE!!!!!!

Fefe is a centipede.
>covfefe
Senpai noticed us fellow nimble navigators

Bomb went off near afghan embassy redstate.com/absentee/2017/05/31/breaking-huge-blast-near-u.s.-embassy-kabul-afghanistan/

probably gettimg breifed now

>777
Good work.
Keep it up.

If you search "tucker Carlson" with the date on youtube you'll find it. Same with Hannity

so underrated
what power.

I'm laughing but also kind of worried.

Scott Adams emergency live stream right now kek

i love you mister president. keep fighting for us, we'll keep memeing for you.

link us

I'm fucking crying holy shit

god bless this timezone, I woke up and saw covfefe

hjehahahahh
this is proof russia did it
>wheres the proof
heres th proofs

What does covfefe mean to the CIA? Is it a threat?

I keep forgoing to post it, it really makes me feel like I need to drink some covfefe

>tfw no matter how long I live I'll never get that many (you)s

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>tfw covfefe is more fun than ramadan bombathon.

GERMAN EMBASSY BOMBED RIGHT WHEN TRUMP SENT THE TWEET OUT
>GERMAN EMBASSY BOMBED RIGHT WHEN TRUMP SENT THE TWEET OUT
GERMAN EMBASSY BOMBED RIGHT WHEN TRUMP SENT THE TWEET OUT
twitter.com/CodeAud/status/869775000630210560

and I'd rather Afghanistan doesn't turn into a caliphate

REAL COVFEFE HOURS
WHO /covfefe/ HERE?

yeah we did that with Iraq and look how that turned out

like it or not we're in it to win it at this point

It's the sky king of Twitter. It means release the nuclear weapons of truth.

It was the Presidential Palace

Kubrick hated his jewish ancestry and the Coen Brothers are one hit wonders. So yes.

pscp.tv/ScottAdamsSays/1RDxlZRzkngGL

>not green tea

Why is Sup Forums ignoring ground zero of the Happening? Is it because they don't want anyone to stop it?

liveleak.com/view?i=a75_1493602263

>tens of thousands of lefties won't be able to sleep because they can't stop thinking about covfefe

the absolute madman

covfefe with scott adams

The Art of the Shitpost when?
I have my life sorted out just fine, thank you.

bruh what if Trump sent a CIA agent to send a message to the Krauts

Shhhh...
Don't fight it.

Guess they weren't nice enough to the Muslims.

>I never saved any screenshots
I'm really inconsistent.

Bess didn't even get to reply to Trump's misspelled tweet..Life is suffering

>covfefe

Surely this will be the end of DRUMPFY.

CAVFEFE = CALL OF KEK

AT LAST I TRUELY SEE

You'll be purged first

US embassy is right by it, that might have been their target.

Yes, because every other horrid shit director in Hollywood is also Jewish...Their nepotism produced one good director

archive.is/yRGdL

>President Trump tweets ‘Despite the constant negative press covfefe.’ Twitter explodes.

Does green tea have any sleeping affects? I slept all day with a fever and now I can't go to sleep

grreen tea!

Will Dilbertman write the forward?

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Anyone oy veying over there?

Is covfefe a code for hacking muslims? Perhaps the password to an individual muslim?

>germany
Tell em they can't depend on the US anymore.