PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
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DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps)
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Trump Playlist
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APPEARANCES
>State Dept summary of Pres trip to ME 5/30/17
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>Pres Trump w/familes of the fallen 5/29/17
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>Pres Trump speech Mem Day Arlington Cem 5/29/17
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>SecDef C.H.A.O.S. Mattis speech Mem Day Arlington Cem 5/29/17
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>Pres Trump wreath laying ceremony 5/29/17
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>Pres Trump Addresses Military @Naval Air Station Sigonella, Italy 5/27/17
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>Air Show @G7 5/27/17
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>Pres Trump Weekly Address #18 5/26/17
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PREV APPEARANCES
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NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
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WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
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FUN STUFF
>Trump shoves NATO out of the way
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>Trump SwordDancing to Shadilay
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>AF1 Takeoff in the rain
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>TrumpWave S P A C E
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>God Emperor Trump Was Born To Rule
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>Donald Trump Emperor of America
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>TrumpBot vs Mexico
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>Shadilay
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INSPIRATION
>MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
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>Hold Back The Night
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>Inauguration of Fire
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>#TrumpTheEstablishement
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>American Hero
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>TRUMP - MAGA
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>Trump Triumphant
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>American Comeback Story
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/ptg/ President Trump General - Sweetie Goes Wild Over Covfefe Edition
AWOO AWOO AWOO
COVFEFE FOREVER
covfefemovement
1 Covfefe = 1 Dead Nigger
Covfefe
>sounds very similar to "Bukkake"
>agree - the negative press is the MSM's own bukkake
Make sense to me - message received.
Sorry Bess that you missed that.
Guys did you hear about COVFEFE?
NEW COVFEFE EXCHANGE RATE
1 (YOU) NOW GOING FOR 1.27232626 COVFEFE'S
STOCK UP TODAY
Jesus Christ Bess is overly obsessed with this 70 year old man. Daddy issues much?
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If he had kept his hands off his phone he would've gotten a day without mockery. Today's coverage would've been about Kathy Griffin, but now all we're going to hear about "covfefe".
This is a forced meme and I'm absolutely not going to have any part of it.
#ResistCovfefe
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THIS IS A MUST WATCH
EVERYONE MUST SEE THIS CLIP TO WATCH CNN SQUIRM
This whole situation proves the absolute desperation of the left. This is insanity, people are obsessed with Trump.
Alzheimer
and impeachment!
>youtube.com
>The Fuzzy One
IT'S BUNDO, YOU FOOLS
>mfw drunk browsing /ptg/
Gib Covfefe
Covfefe is the sign I was waiting for. I'm back on the Trump train.
MUST WATCH INDEED
JUST DO IT EVERYBODY
THIS IS HOW YOU DEAL WITH LEFTY LIBSHIT CUNTS
>Tucker does a gat-ass AMA on Leddit
>We get a fuckin shoutout
Also awoo~
WHERE CAN I FIND LOU DOBBS EPISODES REEEEEEEEEE.
THREAD THEME
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DEFINE COVFEFE BEFORE THE NORMIES DO
IT COULD BE THE NEXT "KEK"
WHAT DOES COVFEFE MEAN???
COVFEFE DESCRIBES THE OBSESSION OF VERIFIED LEFTISTS WITH TRUMP'S TWEETS
I FINALLY GET IT
>forced
>explodes this much at 2:00 est
DEATH BY SUNUNU
This meme is awful, and only someone who thought "drumpf" was some kind of sick burn would perpetuate it.
Frogs would be better.
No it really wasn't, Kathy Griffin was today's "theme"
Wouldn't have gotten anymore coverage tomorrow. Some crazy ass shit is probably going to happen tomorrow morning anyways
>implying covfefe was done as a mistake
HAPPENING IN AFGHANISTAN, DIPLOMAT DISTRICT BOMBED, GERMANS GOT IT WORST
COVFEFEEEEEE
rare qt pepe. covfefe to you trip fag.
Is covfefe even good? I'm worried.
Either way, I'll bite.
>tfw no amount of alcohol even phases you anymore and you're in a shit relationship with a girl you mistakenly went for and nothing can make the feelings go away that youve made a huge mistake
covfefe is a Rorschach test
You know this
Goodnight /ptg/.
Post your favorite Trump tweet:
Kek I hope he sends out more of these tweets like a dipshit. It makes him look good. Somehow.
HOW TO PRONOUNCE COVFEFE?
Covfefe is the new 1488.
>tfw no white right wing minnesota gf
just about done
Too late the we lefties already done it
Camerota used to be on FNC - really feel off the sanity wagon by going to CNN
Is awoo a trap?
THIS
IS
WHY
TRUMP
ABANDONED
HIS
TWEET
HE'S IN THE SITUATION ROOM RIGHT NOW
WILL DELET COVFEFE AND REPOST LATER
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No user, don't you get it? Can you feel the pull... the ebb and flow of the memes? We're getting closer user - the meme singularity is almost upon us.
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He could have been interrupted about the bomb going off close to the US embassy in Afghanistan.
This is almost certainly the reason the typo got posted and not corrected. But I'm sure he will be pleased by the tweet reactions.
Have a good COVFEFE user
I like to think he just said "fuck it" mid-tweet and went to bed. You can only whine so much.
This is hilarious and all, but seriously we can't let this guy get his hands on the covfefe.
The feeling you get when viewing pictures of Hitler.
Uh, Donald tweeted it in the 6th minute of the 6th month Eastern Time....there's another 6 and we're just missing it.
I always imagine that Bess is furiously schlicking away with one hand while she tweets on her phone with the other
>e feelings go away that you've made a huge mistake
The woman is not the prize what she can give you is the prize.....You fucking peasant
Take the Flat Pill. It's the meme to end all memes.
Send me some covfefes
1KqwiRvFPC4kQSuswM9AKX2wDg9gBkttuz
Too late!
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>tfw sitting at home completely alone for the 9th month in a row
I'll probably get drunk enough to end it soon
COVERAGE.
NEGATIVE PRESS *COVERAGE*
IT WAS A FUCKING TYPO. WHAT IS WRONG WITH LIBERALS. WHAT IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE.
Seriously Donald Trump has grabbed these people by the pussy, big time.
The longer you persist in the lie the more hurt you'll bring both of you user. It's a disservice to both of you, you should talk to her.
Trump already did:
Covfefe: coverage colored by a libtards feefees
Cauhf-feef
or
Cauhf-fef-fey
whichever you like
Peace
Shes the ultimate sweetie
How do we get Trump to unblock her?
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checked
damn,it didn´t took trump a year to almost cause nuclear war
Quite literally kangzposting.
Bess needs to do a mommy joi
COVFEFE IS HYSTERICAL, INACCURATE, FACT-FREE PROPAGANDIZED VERY FAKE NEWS
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MKULTRA cells have been activated by this tweet.
Mark my wortiti
This, desu.
Minnesota doesn't have many Conservative women. It's unfortunate. I live here and am forever alone/tfw no gf mode all the time.
Where the fuck are you supposed to meet people? I don't go to bars and nightclubs, and women seem to hate any man who talks to them in public, so... what else is there?
Can you covfefe it?
I was saying before the embassy bombing hit the news that Trump got called away from something and hit submit before he was finished with the tweet. It's somewhat likely he doesn't even know about it, though you'd think someone in the room is watching social media and would have said something to him by now.
>I found out yesterday why she is relevant on twitter.
>Found out today she's a comedy writer on Kimmel.
Now I need someone to fill me in on how she is considered funny, let alone a writer, and finally a comedy writer. Damn kids.
Drink some covfefe faggot you'll be fine
>Update: car bombing in Kabul, Afghanistan detonated 400 yards away from US Embassy and in secure section of city. 50 dead, 60 injured.
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THIS IS WHY TRUMP LEFT HIS TWEET UP
GET IT?
Kek walk with me
how the fuck did i miss this
>You'll never have lighthearted political banter over drinks then fuck like ravenous bunnies back at your place Bessie poo
Next OP
GIB
COVFEFE OF PEACE!!!!
>admitting to alcohol abuse on /ptg/
user don't ever forget Fred
Listen here Drumpfsplainers
Is that Kathy's brother?
kek
How can people not understand this? It was supposed to say "coverage", which is blatantly obvious.
DRUMPF
It wasn't a typo; it was wordplay.
Covfefe, covfeefee, coverage colored by feefees, by feelings.
Sununu waxing Socratic method to CNN newsbabe.
Maybe he dictated kerfuffle - it fits the sentence.
I seriously hope all of you reread what you wrote before posting it. Quality comments begin with you.