Actual headline on Canada's top news network right now. Why can't anyone resist Trudeau?

Actual headline on Canada's top news network right now. Why can't anyone resist Trudeau?

HEY I JUST MET YOU

Cuck

AND THIS IS CRAZY.

>keeping your weed guy on speed dial

Nothing wrong senpai

What name does Trump have Trudeau listed under on his phone I wonder

BUT HERE'S MY NUMBER

SO KEK ME MAYBE

SO CALL ME MAY BE.

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>trump bypassing 3-letter agency's ability to leak transcripts of his conversations

Piece of shit he is.

Acting like his cell phone is a unsecured blackberry.

He has those Cucking Castro genes

It happened to often.

>implying Trudeau's wife would unlock his chastity belt

>security concerns
>in convos with Canada
Will someone hijack the maple syrup shipment?

KEK IT UP, COWBOY

specifically gave him his phone number just so he could ignore the calls

>New Profile: Justin from Canada

That is because we have some really really good maple syrup.

You do, but your bacon is just weird tasting ham.

>thinks (((they))) havent bugged his phone anyway.

>takes him for a walk through white house garden
>gives him his phone number
>Kushner probably hiding behind some bushes
so romantic

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What? Post more?

>tfw you will never be prince Justin

Isn't she a kike anyways?

>implying Trudeau isn't too airheaded to discuss anything of importance

>that pic
this would be like incest right

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