Stroke?

Stroke?

one can only hope

WE

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Seems like Macron did more damage than just squeezing the orange out of Fat Donny's tiny hands.

he's just a natural born entertainer

Master stroke

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Interesting pure coincidence.

Despite the constant negative press
Despite the constant negative press
Despite the constant negative press
Despite the constant negative press
Despite the constant negative press
Despite the constant negative press
Hmmm

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>I'm sorry I had the audacity to not correct a misposted typo. I was busy being briefed on an incident in Kabul. You may have heard about it. Sad!

>Someone BN (Ivanka?) tries to take the phone away from him.
>They wrestle
>Trump manages to push the send button
>The phone falls in the toilet
>Now the tweet can't be deleted

Digits confirm

"coverage".
The covfefe was supposed to be "coverage". Can we move on now?

>The head of Comms has already resigned
>Conway claims the tweet is legitimate and is misrepresented by the MSM
>Spicer is huddled in a corner whispering "the President's tweet speaks for itself" over and over

five hours and still no correction or new tweet. at least we know its atucally him behind the tweets now

Coverage

Clearly he had to go to the war room to deal with Kabul and didn't have time to delete it.

No it wasn't , he wrote his problem and on a separate line wrote his antidote to the problem.
A German toffee brand, indicating he can rise above any criticism and will not blame Germany for the bad press.

FEFE IS BACK

a martyr for us all

>Sir, I just came to say good ni-
>Sir, is that a phone?
>IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING PHONE?
>WE TOLD YOU NO TWEETING AFTER BEDTIME
>GIVE IT TO ME
>LET... GO... *HHHRRGRRHGGH*

maybe he was on the toilet?

Nigga, what kind of phone is Trump using that doesn't have damn autocorrect if that's the case?

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Noice

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it's gone!

KEK

>its actually real
This fuckin guy

Also coverage.

this fucking guy

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dude covfefe lmao
just admit that you had a typo while prepping the bull you cuck

>tweet is breaking news with journalists questioning its meaning

What a time to be alive

What kind of phone do you have where it autocorrects you in the middle of typing a word? That's why people tend to fuck up the last word only by hitting enter before spellcheck takes over.