Brit/pol/: Unlock the Minorities Edition

>Latest shock poll shows conservative losses
thetimes.co.uk/article/latest-general-election-poll-predicts-conservatives-will-lose-seats-02zfwl8lc

>Corbyn follows up car crash with a disaster on mumsnet livechat
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/30/huge-disappointment-mumsnet-users-vent-fury-jeremy-corbyn-leaving/

>Corbyn suffers childcare car crash interview at hands of Women's Hour
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-40090520

>Lastest Owen Jones and Peter Hitchens
theguardian.com/commentisfree/2017/may/30/theresa-may-bores-britain-election-labour-hustings
hitchensblog.mailonsunday.co.uk/2017/05/happy-oak-apple-day.html

>Zoo worker killed by tiger
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cambridgeshire-40089174

>Sturgeon calls for IndyRef2 at the end of Brexit process in Manifesto
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-40086276

>Labour plans will see your council tax triple at least
express.co.uk/news/politics/810616/general-election-2017-jeremy-corbyn-council-tax-bills-homeowner-john-mcdonnell

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I don't understand the 'oh the YouGov poll is purposely inaccurate' claims for a few reasons.

1. YouGov's existence as a company relies on producing accurate polling. Political polling is not all they do; companies hire polling companies to see how well their products could do/what to change in marketing etc. If YouGov's poll is ridiculously wrong, then it's because of an accident, not an active choice. They have a business to run, and an incentive to be accurate.

2. All polling companies did poorly in the last election, including those now predicting high wins for the Tories. As far as I know, YouGov analysed where they went wrong and saw how to improve it (by not under-representing elderly voting etc). As such, they have a new way of doing things - perhaps this means they're more accurate, since other polling companies may not have made such reforms; perhaps this means they're less accurate, since it's a first try.

What could happen is that YouGov's predictions for a Tory majority increase over the next week so that, by polling day it is more closer to what the result is likely to be. However, who's to say their projection is not, as it stands, accurate?

kovfefe

3rd for me

mummy BEAUTIFUL

covfefe

Who /3%/ here?

What could be responsible for the Lib Dems failing to recover on a wave of middle-class Remainers?

who Corbyn here?

>creey
>ree
>REEEEEEE

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People dont care as much as they thought.

It's not wrong on purpose but it is wrong again.

>youtube.com/watch?v=xpI6Cpv8kUc

get fucked poms. as per usual, it takes a bloody colonist to tell ya how it is

Absolute mad man

Wish are leaders were as real human being as Trump 2bh
twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/869858333477523458

>it's actually real

twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/869858333477523458

COONS OUT VOTE FASCIST ERADICATE FEMALE EDUCATORS

Reminder that this quote has no source and you'll get called out for being a mong if you post it.

No one gives a fuck beyond a few new european readers

HOUSE NIGGERS

>i-i-i-it was just a troll! I was acting retarded on purpose! gotcha!

truly /ourpresident/

I do like Sajid Javid. No more notable as a politician than any others but I do think he seems like a genuine guy.

>you can either vote for wogs or merchants

FPTP is the best system.

>nobody cares anymore
>Labour is pulling the very liberal (socially) people over

I stand with Comrade Corbyn in his battles against the Jews.

that's not what he's saying
he's saying it was just an accident and the people thinking it meant something are idiots, as are the ones butthurt about it

this brightened up my day

It's not exactly far off the mark

>who's to say their projection is not, as it stands, accurate?
Nobody, as there's no way to tell.

It is very, very likely to be complete bullshit though, namely because its weighting assumes that 80% of 18-24 year olds will vote (which isn't going to happen, every election the 'yoof vote will swing it this time' meme is trotted out and not once has it materialised) and because YouGov's samples for their online polls are entirely self selecting. They're better described as opinion polls of political activists than as opinion polls of the general public.

It's probably not intentional but I doubt it's the result of methodical insight either. It's just a shit projection based on shit data and shit weightings.

Would you rather live in Israel or Africa? Based jews helped us with Brexit as well

THINGS

I agree, I just dont want any of you lads looking silly in front of Labour supporters.

British "muslim" general election voting intention:

CON: 2%
LAB: 96%
LDEM: 1%

I will vote labour. I own a property in London now and millions more migrants will make my property worth a lot more. Vote Mummy May if you want but she isn't interested in reducing immigration either.

Daily reminder -
Labour will increase mass immigration and fuck over the native working class for jobs and houses

Death Eaters' Dark Mark

wanked off to babestation last night tbqh lads

i think the last time I did that was before I had fucking internet

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>based jews

Babestation one of those sex channels that I always had locked on tv at home?

Do people even use them anymore? Very 90s of you

Unlock?
Like...from prison?
>inb4 hurr yes we're taking your minorities

pls

That's not the quote though.

>Based jews
Sup Forums is dead.

Sup Forums became smarter

Fuck Diane Abbot.

#1 Dumb Negro

Ouch.

>check out this dank non-radical muslim paki in a blue tie! fucking based

I'd genuinely choose Africa.

Unlike the #1 smart negro

>doesn't mention race or diversity once

who knew there were so many progressive liberal muslims. bigots btfo!

FORWARD TOGETHER!

Commies get out!!

SAY IT LOUD SAY IT CLEAR

JAVID FOR FIRST PAKI PRIME MINISTEER

Labour will win and it will be a good thing.

I hope you enjoy your new taxes lads.

Btw what do you think of the British pensionists who live in Spain? Around 1 million British reside in Spain and probably a high % of them are pensionists.

I didn't say he was based I wouldn't ever say that, it is a retarded term.

I just think he is more sincere than the majority of them. That doesn't mean he is any good at his job or that I support his policies at all. I was only talking about the character.

But maybe this is just be liking a fellow successful bald man.

Communist cuckold. Mummy May > Commie Corbyn.

>of the previous 4 Conservative primeministers 2 have been female

Why do they say Tories are not progressive lads? What other western major party has that record?

Holy fuck I think Corbyn might actually win.

VOTE LABOUR
FOR THE BENNIES
NOT THE FEW

Dsygenics at it's finest, this is how a society dies

I watched a bit of a speech he gave to some black students which was basically 'too many people in our communities think certain things are closed off to them and that just isnt the case'. He's like the anti-Abbot

They're Spaniards as far as I'm concerned.

I know a girl that makes about 7k a month off Babestation

He just won the election, enjoy ur country shitbongs

Corbyn is a socialist not a communist, and socialism is what (((they))) fear most.

Only 13% of UK Jews plan to vote Labour. They fear him for good reason.

>tfw yank president is just a massive shitposter

If you were curious

babestation.com/natt

"Pound falls below $1.28 on UK hung parliament fears"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

theguardian.com/business/live/2017/may/31/pound-hung-parliament-eurozone-inflation-unemployment-business-live

What does covfefe mean?

Because it will wreck the economy and make their home a worse place to live?

Please remember to archive media renowned for bad journalism and clickbait. Thank you.

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I now get why white converts to Islam are way more likely to blow shit up.

btw what does this mean -> i.4cdn.org/pol/1496225416666.jpg
>dem 6s

The effect of islam in the west has been to turn Jews towards the right wing. A lot of jews supported Trump and Brexit.

The only chance for civilisation is a white-jew alliance.

Corbyn will never win. He doesn't have the leadership skills to do so. Theresa May 2017!

FORWARD TOGETHER
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They hobbled themselves from the outset.
>48% of electorate voted Remain
>referendum turnout was 10 points higher than general election turnout
>only 2 in 5 of them want to overturn the result
>Remain vote was unequally distributed towards younger voters, who are less likely to vote in the first place
They're targeting maybe 15% of the electorate, and within that 15% they're competing with regional parties like the SNP and Plaid as a 'third party' vote and with Labour and the Greens for however much of it overlaps with the batshit leftist vote. I'll be very surprised if they hit 10% nationally, and I'll be even more surprised if they get a net gain in seats.

Why do old people need all this shit?

What's the point in having a pension if they just get free shit anyway?

Watching farage's bbc blind date bojo's sister is pretty tidy tbqh

Think you can figure out the true meaning of "covfefe"? Enjoy!

I love nu-Sup Forums.

> chances of a CON majority edges to lowest level since election was called
at 84% kek

Firstly, condolences for living anywhere near Brum.

Secondly, it is a very disgusting and obscene channel so I won't pretend to be impressed by you knowing her.

Thirdly, £7k? Ask her if they are looking to recruit any skinny bald guys with a lot of chest hair please.

Are the MSM seriously trying to dredge up the "hung parliament" meme again? these old media hacks need to fucking die.

Mong

it means the user is too retarded to use twitter and splell

Because he'll stop foreign interventionism on Israel's behalf.

No more stupid goyim dying for Israel, it's annudda Shoah!

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Well done ISIS

My bike broke yesterday lads. Now I can't relieve my tension by going for a peddle. Any suggestions on a replacement while I get it fixed?

CLEARLY shopped wtf

why are our jews so gay

Don't be a cunt

pls

get fucked. you're not my mum. if i want to lurk on the grauniad I will

Corbyn is an anti-white, patronising idiot

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4558110/Angry-father-confronts-men-claims-took-flowers.html

Usual types stealing flowers and toys from the Manchester memorial.

They fear the islamic party

>Brit/pol/ supports this cuck

Business wise they were always capitalists, but socially liberal