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Nicholas Thomas
im voting labour
Zachary Garcia
>im Checks out
Xavier Murphy
God I hate that man's face.
Parker Hall
HARD to argue with these
Elijah Sanchez
CUTE
Andrew Lopez
bot pls
Tyler Flores
My dad voted labour, my grandad voted labour, my grandfather voted labour.
So why shouldn't I vote labour?
Nicholas Wilson
Are you a bot?
Adam Jenkins
Same. Fuck raising taxes and making public services worse.
Blake Scott
Of course you are. If you can manage to find your polling station first.
Chase Nelson
>So, true story right, I swear to you that this actually happened >I was talking to my mate Dave the other day, right and he said he was going to vote for UKIP >I was like "Dave, mate. Don't vote for UKIP. They're a bunch of racists" >and then he said "I see now Russell, I regret my choice to vote for UKIP" >Brilliant, innit?
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John Sanders
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Blake Long
More of a monarchist but I've become an accelerationist just to get this shit over with. The longer we wait the worse things get. I don't know the solution or how we make it happen but I sure as fuck know what we're doing now is only making things worse.
This dystopian shit hole can't keep going much longer.
Liam Howard
She debates WITH him every PMQ. American cuck.
Aaron Davis
>yougov predicts hung parliament So it's a tory majority of 90 then
Aiden White
>Gender pay cap
What is this shit?
Mason Carter
This is an election not a soap opera. If you cared about debates between the two you would have watched the PMQ's.
Leo Brooks
Scotland, YES!
Robert Cox
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Jordan Sanders
Look at what you heartless bastards are doing to these poor disabled people. LOOK.
listen to some fella on LBC talk about how labour are the right people to vote for because they've costed their manifesto within the same breath he says that costing a manifesto before brexit is a foolish idea ayy
Hudson Ross
As relevant as someone from an Asylum telling you that they're a God.
Easton Clark
kek
Lucas Lee
The state of the British media is fucking disgraceful. The one thing that was actually a good idea in Labour's manifesto was the Land Value Tax. Council Tax is an atrociously shitty way of funding local government. Economists - mainly on the liberal side (what people would call right wing, why I don't know) - have advocated that LVT is a far more suitable tax system.
If this had been proposed by the Conservatives - and it's shocking that it was Labour and not they that did this - it would be celebrated to the high heavens. As such, it's just attacked pointlessly because muh mummy May.
Adam Long
you ned to provide us with a list of "acceptable" and "unacceptable" news sources.....
Joseph Rogers
>worse than a farm animal >his free flat is on the first floor
>Russell Howard's Good News >Cut to Howard's gurning, ADD head as he starts to talk >"But not everyone's happy with the way the country's going" >Cut to clip of man outside polling station: "I voted for XYZ because he is the only one advocating tighter immigration controls" >Cut back to studio, close-up of Howard's face, mouth open in a wide smirk. He is shocked. There is a deathly silence in the studio. >"Let's just hear that again" >Clip plays again. "immigration controls" >Howard smirks and bellows "it's alright mate, don't believe everything you read in.." >audience members lean forward in their seats >"...the DAILY EXPRESS!?" >Audience erupts into uproarious laughter. One man laughs so hard he rolls forward and wallops his head against the seat in front of him. >IMMIGRANTS ARE NOT GONNA EAT YOUR SWANS AND STEAL YOUR DAUGHTER, MATE >Several audience members spontaneously combust >"SERIOUSLY MATE? IMMIGRATION CONTROLS!" >The studio's foundations shake with the sheer volume of laughter. Five hearts give out under the strain. >"ME NAN WAS AN IMMIGRANT, YOU WANNA THROW HER OUT TOO? YOU HAVEN'T TASTED HER LEMON MERINGUE MATE" >A crack of lightning splits the studio in twain as Russell Howard ascends a stair made of clouds to return to his home in the heavens
Kayden White
Date is wrong before you sperg out
Eli Sanders
I don't need to provide you with anything
Brody Morgan
>health minister >fat cunt
Every time
Grayson Price
>In 1987 the returning officer told Lord Buckethead to remove his helmet/mask because they weren't allowed. He said he couldn't because it was his head.
Apparently it's the same bloke this time around. Love it.
Dominic Lee
>tfw money is an issue until it's not.
Liam Perez
did she draw this herself? or the only thing this is missing is her in her bed dreaming this was the truth. this ladies makeup eekkkk
Carter Campbell
Utter bollocks. Even labour sources expect to be losing seats not gaining.
I bet this is what we'll see on the 8th, it'll end up being a triple figure majority.
Ayden Nelson
>free NHS car parking wtf im voting labour now
Ryder Sullivan
>halt new grammars Indefensible >muh gender pay gap Disgusting >200k new homes pa Not going to happen, and in terms of space we can't afford to do it
And it goes without saying that their means of funding all this is pure fantasy
Carson Green
Please stop with this attempt to make us rally around the "Conservative" Party, who are probably the main enemy of traditionalist right wing politics in the UK
Nothing is stopping him from still going along to these debates. His followers should be telling him to go to the one tonight and clean up with his amazing debate skills.
>22 kids and young teens die >only party that wants to bring back internment camps and deport people is ukip and they will never get into power fuck it i'm voting labour lets give the people what they want, i'm taking the black pill lads
John Martin
but which news sources are "acceptable" by your standards.
give me the blacklist
Oliver Torres
INB4 he gets BTFO by the SNP and the Greens and loses votes.
Cameron Green
>Fucking hell, equivalence to a kid in the playground who thinks money grows on trees.
Mongs panicking over a yougov poll. Meanwhile panelbase has tories 15% ahead
David White
As I say that...
>@PA 5m ago >#Breaking Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn set to announce he will take part in tonight's live TV general election debate, according to sources twitter.com/PA/status/869873652711477248
Mason Taylor
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Carter Gutierrez
>it really is about time politicians start living in the real world
Leo Hill
His comedy is >This person disagrees with me and is a poor representation of the argument he wishes to produce >Everybody laugh at this person
And this is why he has a shit TV show in which he compiles people with similar infantile minds and manages to squeeze in enough of them to make the TV ratings passable. If he was actually a good comedian he'd be selling out arenas and regularly touring.
When did our comedians become so shit?
Joshua Bailey
Where did she get her makeup done? A pantomime?
Charles Moore
>labour >t. Pakis
Camden Sanchez
We can go lower.
Connor Collins
*Theresa May's entrance music plays half-way through*
Blake Foster
Looks like the Coliseum announcer in Gladiator
Adrian Foster
>German Chancellor Angela Merkel says "we will negotiate Brexit in the spirit of Britain remaining a partner"
Flaccid Brexit coming up.
Dominic Walker
>This person disagrees with me and is a poor representation of the argument he wishes to produce
...but that's literally Sup Forums mate
Robert Barnes
>Russell Howard
Glad this cockeyed faggot's shit got cancelled over here. He was about as funny as chili induced diarrhea.
It's a carefully curated list managed by shilling and clickbait experts and it's all happening at my subjective discretion. If you're on it, tough shit. I'm the SPLC of clickbait.
Isaiah King
Homer Simpson shotgun
John Hall
>200k homes a year
This one is my favourite because I work in construction and know first hand you'll be lucky to find 200k gangs of brick layers in the UK. 50k homes a year will be a push.
Tyler Diaz
the media is really pushing corbyn
Mason Lewis
not a bot. its a real person hired to shill on britpol.
its his parents i feel sorry for
Chase Parker
>voting for a party because muh parents and their parents did the same thing.
Maybe you should think for yourself for once, and then vote, come on your a big boy now, start making your own decisions.
Evan Stewart
>What is it with Labour supporters? Islam
Ryan Miller
>Zionist shill
Brandon Allen
ZIONIST SHILLS
Kayden Richardson
Can you elaborate in what way the average Conservative young voter is any different? Have you talked to any of them recently? They're the sort of people who think about based black Conservative men, honestly think that supporting gay marriage makes you pro-family, and generally hold the exact same views as a young Labour voter. The only difference is that young Labour voters suck a little harder on Muslim cock than young Tories, whilenyoung Tories are more enthusiastic in giving a handjob to Jewish financiers than young Labour. Both are traitorous cunts.
Pic related, it's Conservative members in Glasgow. Totally different, right?
Jeremiah Collins
One commie block complex can have 200 bachelor sized apartments in it. You know, homes. Space isn't a limiting factor, money is. Places people want to live cost a lot of money, because if they live away from work they have to travel.