The country next to you is now invading you

>The country next to you is now invading you.
How fucked are you?

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Not sure, but there's a good chance we're about to find out.

If it's Turkey we need as much help as possible because they outnumber us like 13 to 1.
Everybody else eats the dust

>Canada
>Inviting Idaho
Good fuckin' luck, boys.

>Indonesia is invading!
that would only happen with Russian AND Chinese support.

>Papua is invading!!
hahahahahahahhahahahaahah


>NZ is invading!!
oh good maybe I can get my dick sucked

>Belgium
easy win
>Gernany
easy win

Yer dead, Beaners! I've waited my whole life for this!

Uh. I'm in Tennessee.

No Country by me.

But I guess Georgia North Carolina Kentucky Arkansas Alabama Mississipi Missouri are gonna invade me.

Rip.

We're kind of ready

We could see an increase in white People

...

DAY OF THE RAKE

>Gernany
easy win

een grachtsmoffie wie denkt ie grappig is

>How fucked are you?
Not fucked at all, liberated

well it ain't 1905 that's for sure, they would have turned back home by bants alone

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>7 days
>ez win

>sweden

omg oh no the rape-victims & trannie weaklings are invading us

>throw potato in water
>enemy drowns

Based on Trudeau's policies, I think Canada would surely win a war with the U.S.

I'm not so afraid I must say

Considering Spain's military success against us over the centuries past, I think that that would be a laughable move by them

>Ireland
Their potato guns will be no match for our butter knives

Kek

Good job not posting casualties and manpower, wonder why

that's the face of a guy who knows he can't lose also this is

not again, for fuck sake

on a serious note, neither Germany or Russia were able to win against us in fair 1v1

>not naming it trudeau wins.webm

Straya - Laughing until they are destroyed by my flying sides bursting.
>Kiwis with no navy or airforce
>Papuans with pointy sticks
>Indons with shit east german surplus and too busy holding each others dicks to shoot

Cuba attacks! Cubans surrender en masse. Piles of never-used AKs on our beaches. POWs sent to Gitmo. Aye carumba! Nothing happens.

kek fpbp

>Norway
Wery much so if NATO gets involved
>Sweden
No probs lol
>Russia
Everything will get bombed to ground

good luck venezuela

damn much better brb

We already cucked Austria multiple times and being liberated by Switzerland wouldn't be so bad. It would be a close call with France unless they decide to go nuclear, which would be retarded because we're so close they're going to be affected too

>potato munches invade
>sink their 3 boats before even hit land
>use it as an excuse to reunify Ireland... By invading Ireland

>image for ants

>sweden no problemo
>russia... already held you back once

all of my neighboring countries tried that a few times and failed miserably. nothing to worry about.

Botswana= fucked
Namibië= fucked
Zimbabwe= why would the invade a country they already own

lol

you forgot about the great fighting powers of Lesotho and Swaziland. kek, I don't know why these countries even exist

First post, best post

>>Gernany
>easy win

Yeah... right.

An Egypt israeli war with absolutely no outside interference would get my dick hard.

Countries located outside of this space-time continuum don't count. Go back to your own timeline!

>comparing 1940s Germany with 2017 Germany
>Comparing Blitzkrieg with broomsticks
Again, easy win

>sweden
no problem

>finland
no problem

>russia
fucked

Your daughters will be raped by niggers. Why do you still live in South Africa?

The fins held them off, why you so week Nord bro

>Ireland
Not a fucking chance
They cant even regain a part of their own shitty island, let alone mainland England.
Potatoniggers btfo

Would it be like this if the whites still ran the show?

still at uni, gonna leave as soon as I graduate next year. Not sure where to go, thinking New Zealand or Australia since Europe and Canada are both fucked

>>The country next to you is now invading you.

Doing great!

No they're not. I can see Russia from my house.

t. Sarah Palin

>wales

We throw a few insults each way then go home for tea.

unless nato backs us up russia could just nuke us

lmao

>How fucked are you?
About to being raped again, bringing the world the best of both worlds-tier rape babies, this time also caliphated.
But honestly we would just collaborate like always so it's not a big deal.

The ony possible thread is Ukraine,and only because they have more guys.

Scramble hornets....hit all strategic Indo sites (a.k.a rusted obsolete garbage...maintained just like anything on Indonesia...extremely incompetently). sit in the strait with naval ships gunning down anything remotely boat looking.. like me already do now.

No problems over here.

Yeah because you are already occupied territory.

Be proud my dude, you guys are gonna fuck them up worse than a drunk girl on prom night.

Course Seoul's gonna get destroyed.

Pfahahaha, handle your Catelonian issues Spain.

Not one of the bordering nations could take the UK/England.

Mexico's already invading us, and it fucking sucks.

Not much. Only would have to change carajo for caralho.

>slovenia
Would overrun them in a day
>hungary
Debatable
>serbia
Debatable
>bosnia
Would overrun in a day
>monteniggers
Would overrun in a day
>italy
Fucked

>the UK/England.
Scotland is not UK?

>The country next to you is now invading you.

Would be nice if they fucking left already.

England is the military power of the UK. If Scotland, Wales, NI, or Ireland attacked naturally they'd lose.

But none of this will ever happen except maybe bosnia where we would probably allign with serbs and overrun them in half of a day

Good choice. Australia is slightly better in terms of quality of life, although gun laws are cucked and it's a bit of a nanny-state.

Here that Atilla they are coming for your rightful clay.
Me and hungaro bro WHO FUCKING LIVES HERE and doesnt pay rent would manage everything you could throw at us.

>Austria
Oh fuck not again.
>Romania
They outnumber us and also spend more on military.

fuck off cunt.
new zealand has already invaded australia. literally half their entire population already lives in australia. name two other countries in the world where this shit happens

Catalonia has been trying to become independent since at least 300 years ago and they haven't achive it. It's all a deception made by some catalans politicians to maintain their power.

You got overrun by sheep? Come on, you got a whole ecosystem to throw at them.

At least they're white.

Times change, there's no economic capability holding Spain together now. No power projection, no military capability, no economic strength. You're going to have to do a lot quickly or regress back to your famous fascism.

they arent though, theyre all coconuts

>Belarus
Depends if Russia updated their army
>Ukraine
Well, hello, yes this is rape :D
>Slovakia
Literally who
>Czechs
Well, that would be slightly difficult
>Germany
>Real Army
Pick one
>Russia
Fugg :DDD

Tfw my country has been occupied by its neighbors for 800 years

pls help

R A R E

This.

Lets see Moldova+Ukraine+Hungary+Bulgaria+Serbia+The Black Sea.....not bad seems just like another day in the Balakns to me....

Samoa, Tonga, Macedonia, ummm there's three off the tip of my head?

...

>FYROM
lmao
>Romania
Lose
>Greece
Lose
>Serbia
Tie/We win because it's a defensive war
>Turkey
Pls no

Are lebs Australian?

We're making life better for you.

>Canada invades metro Detroit

I'll be waiting with my rake at the end of the Ambassador Bridge, leafs.

Step it up plebians

Latvia: Whoever did this is completely fucked the head. We will assassinate the pusher.
Finland: We will not fight and togerher turn against the pusher.
Sweden: If NATO article 5 activates then bye Sweden, otherwise both of us are fucked.
Russia: If NATO article 5 activates then everything will be fine or everybody is fucked. If NATO fucks us over then we will surrender and formally ally with Russia against pussies in NATO and those who pushed Russia. At some point we however will start some plot to get independent again.

Aliens: we will make peace and cooperate.

Some old school ones are ... The rest are kebabo fucks in welfare and need to go back to the...cough.. 'jewel' of the Mediterranean....

it's actually sad what happened to lebanon, my grandfather stopped in beirut when coming from greece to this country, he wrote that the city was beautiful and everyone was kind. This was in 55 tho. I'd still consider going.

>Times change, there's no economic capability holding Spain together now. No power projection, no military capability, no economic strength.
Wrong, Spain has always been shit compared with the rest of the welthy Europe, since the end of the empire we have always been decades backward compared with Europe and nothing has happend, Catalonia is still there in the north east of Spain.