Brit/pol/ - YouGov Election Centre edition

>YouGov Election Centre
yougov.co.uk/uk-general-election-2017/

>Russel Brand has endorsed Labour and the tories should be worried
blogs.spectator.co.uk/2017/05/russell-brand-endorsed-labour-tories-worried/

>Corbyn WILL attend election debate calls out cowardly May:
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-40105324

>Trump pulling our from Paris agreement:
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/31/donald-trump-pull-paris-climate-deal-reports2/

>Surgeon gets 15 years for performing hundreds of unnecesary mastectomies
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-40108558

>Latest shock poll shows conservative losses
thetimes.co.uk/article/latest-general-election-poll-predicts-conservatives-will-lose-seats-02zfwl8lc

>Corbyn follows up car crash with a disaster on mumsnet livechat
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/30/huge-disappointment-mumsnet-users-vent-fury-jeremy-corbyn-leaving/

>Corbyn suffers childcare car crash interview at hands of Women's Hour
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-40090520

>Lastest Owen Jones and Peter Hitchens
archive.is/ohssa
hitchensblog.mailonsunday.co.uk/2017/05/happy-oak-apple-day.html

>Zoo worker killed by tiger
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cambridgeshire-40089174

>Sturgeon calls for IndyRef2 at the end of Brexit process in Manifesto
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-40086276

>Labour plans will see your council tax triple at least
express.co.uk/news/politics/810616/general-election-2017-jeremy-corbyn-council-tax-bills-homeowner-john-mcdonnellVote

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I know a Corbyn government is unlikely but it is fun to speculate.

Say Jeremy Corbyn had been the Home Secretary for six years, during which time he slashed some 20,000 police jobs taking us back to 1970s levels of per capita policing.
Let's say he also slashed the UK Border Agency budget so that over a million people per month were coming and going through UK airports without being properly checked.
Let's say by virtue of an extremely self-serving EU referendum non-campaign he managed to get into 10 Downing Street, where he kept up his agenda of cutting the UK security services and border agency.
Then there's a home-grown terrorist attack by a known Islamist fanatic in a city where Corbyn had cut the police budget by £157 million.

Let's say Jeremy Corbyn "lost" files on an internal pedophile ring.
Let's say he wanted to take the homes from the elderly.
Let's say he cut 30% of your disabled benefit.
Let's say he signed an arms deal with the (ISIS-funding) Saudis worth billions.
Let's say he wanted to take away your child's free school meal.
Let's say he forced NHS staff to use food banks or starve (great choice).
Let's say he made so many cuts to the NHS that people are suffering waiting for ambulances and A&E doctors.
Let's say he went against doctors, nurses, teachers, fire fighters, the armed forces...
Let's say he took away funding for University for upcoming doctors and nurses.
Let's say after all these cuts there's still a deficit and he'd missed every target he'd set himself for reducing it.
Would you vote for Jeremy Corbyn under these circumstances?
Then why the bloody hell are you voting for May?

KARENPOSTING IS BACK!

>voting

KAREN
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Reminder that both main parties love uncontrolled migration.
Reminder that both main parties will give us a shit deal with europe.
Reminder that both main parties will ensure that immigration stays at least in the high 200k range for years to come.
Reminder that both main parties are dedicated to Orwellian levels of spying on this countries citizens.
Reminder that both main parties will keep us part of the European Arrest Warrant, meaning out citizens can be dragged before foreign courts.
Reminder that both main parties support abortion.

Reminder that the status quo wont change if you keep fucking voting for it

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do you have this image without may?

youtube.com/watch?v=kVW5rjA5O7U

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What a time to be alive!

Anyone think Shariah May wants to kill herself for calling an early election?

mummy

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>tfw phone buzzes multiple times a day
>every time I scramble to check what it is, hoping it's a kikebook message from the one girl I've finally gotten to know quite well (who now barely ever talks to me)
>literally every single time it's an email from Twitter with a Nige/Hitchens tweet as the title

Post yfw May still wins even if Corbyn beats her at the TV debates.

Child Killer meets Pensioner Killer

>4% and 51 seats
>4% and 0 seats
(((Nice system.)))

arragato

Breaking news, sorry if it's already been posted.

>mfw that cheeky wank in the garden didn't turn out as well as i hoped
tampabay.com/news/publicsafety/crime/tampa-woman-charged-in-beating-death-of-man-she-claimed-masturbated-in/2325590

Hi, Momentum

Enjoy your stay

Who else here /notvoting/?

She probally wants to kill whoever wanted to add that dementia tax to the Conservative manifesto.

Both seem kind of dead behind the eyes.

Maybe, the problem is that whilst May fucked up with Social Care, Corbyn's bread and circuses were going to invigorate a good chunk of the population. They could have experienced this problem in 2020 as well.

>Corbyn wins
>the country collapses
>get to play Mad Max IRL
>get to shitpost to normies on corbynbook about how they fucked the country before the robo gulag enforces come to take me away
>fight them off with a £16 machete and a crossbow from a fishing supplies store
>Corbyn himself in a robotic warsuit comes to take me in
>we race through the streets in ford fiestas
>i am taken and enslaved in White Male Camp #004 with Brit/pol/s tripfags

Someone would've actually had to write that article

Fucking car crash of a thread

Fake

Fuck off

YouGov are the same company who said Hillary would win by 50+ electoral votes

Priorities.

Who cares about any of those people?

Reminder that Mogg voted for Snoopers Charter, despite stylising himself traditional conservative and defender of ancient institutions and traditions.
(publicwhip.org.uk/division.php?date=2016-06-07&number=13&display=allvotes)

Reminder that Mogg is a notorious carpet-bagger and stood in seats from Scotland to Somerset before he actually won a seat.
(en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jacob_Rees-Mogg#Before_entering_Parliament)

Reminder that Mogg disavowed the Traditional Britain group after he came after fire from the leftist media for daring to speak to a conservative group.
(bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-23617555)

Reminder that if Mogg placed principles/country above Party or had any integrity whatsoever he would've defected to UKIP back in 2014.

Reminder that not only did he not defect, but he helped to campaign against Mark Reckless in Rochester in 2014. Mark Reckless being UKIP's second elected, and only decent, MP.
(youtube.com/watch?v=c-7MbLwG0AU) .

Get fucked.

That's right cunts, keep thinking the Green party don't have a chance. You just keep worrying about Labour getting in. Don't worry about us Greens at all.

Soon Global Warming and non-plywood houses will be a thing of the past.

That night was honestly almost on par with brexit night.

That prediction is bollocks. It says east devon is fucking likely independent.
Journalists are laughing
Other pollsters are laughing
Tory and labour sources are calling it dogshit.

then why are you here? You are less than a person if you chose not to vote. People have died to get you a vote and you won't even go in and spoil? Fucking kill yourself and while you're at it kill your family for spawning you

FYI, I wasn't going to vote, but now I'm going to vote conservative purely because I'm sick of the Labour shills that flood these threads.

1, 8, 5, 7, 9, 4, 6, 3, 2

Truly the last chickens in the butchers' window

Nah, tory internal polling shows they're on for a majority of over 50. The yougov prediction is wank.
It predicts the greens between 4 and over 50% in Glasgow somewhere and says one of the devon safe tory seats is likely independent.

Going in and spoiling the ballot is functionally identical to not voting. Not voting is perfectly acceptable if you don't like the candidates.

Thats the best you could do? Must be a great person for a politician

Well one murdered her child for money and attention, and the other is the target of autistic mummy posting, enough to make anyone go mad.

>Cleggy Bread on Question Time
K E K

IMPORTANT POLL

strawpoll.me/13081562

strawpoll.me/13081562

strawpoll.me/13081562

strawpoll.me/13081562

Too many labour mongs and tripshits. Might just avoid the whole thread until the exit poll next week.

They also had remain on 55% on June 23rd at 10pm

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>allowing americans to vote

Wow he looks like a right gimp. Spot of tea rarara

>boris above milkman
HAHA

There is a way I can stop them?

>2016 elections
>Exciting

The americans had to choose between saudi arabia and orange saudi arabia. wew how exciting

Good post.

He's just another politician. He's a complete meme. Maybe he'll be better in future but atm he's really not that principled, just has a very good act.

>BoJo had more of a chance then Farrage
>Nutt isn't even there

Mays loses majority > Mays gets ousted > Boris becomes PM

Imagine unironically being this boring

youtube.com/watch?v=cu-6sbaDi9w

>this election

>voting choices are "more migrants and socialism" or " slightly less migrants (maybe), lol censorship, lol corruption, good goy"
>UKIP are irrelevant at this point
>im in a safe seat so it doesnt even matter

I'm not voting because my vote doesn't matter. Fucked no matter who i vote for.

>boris above milkman
>nige on par with milkman

JUST

Obviously nobody who isn't an american would pick the US election, it wasn't memorable

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You think she's been told about the mummy posting?

I mean the mummy may meme did start on Sup Forums and spread to Tory MPs.

>Angry dad captures moment he confronted two men 'stealing flowers and stuffed toys' from Manchester terror memorial

mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/angry-dad-captures-moment-confronted-10534790

Checked. use archive.is on blogs with a reputation for trash journalism and clickbait. Thank you.

archive.is/NVCEl

I'm voting Labour to make your life a misery. Cry to mummy little poof.

i feel sorry for you guys, but honestly,
id rather get feminist granny's orwellian state than see the country blow to pieces with corbyn

>barry gardiner on question time

FUCK
OFF

when did Sup Forums turn pro-May ?

t. cuck

we aren't pro may, we just aren't pro labour

this obviously baffles the labour voter's mind

More posts like this please. Enough of the weird Labour shilling. Even if everyone here voted Labour it would barely make a difference.

I'm drawing a cock on my ballot because tory is a kiddie fiddler & the rest are wankers

Voting for higher taxes, higher immigration, an anti-white woman in charge of policing and immigration, remaining in the EU in all but name.
Great. You're clearly new here, no one a month back would have ever voted for labour.

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It's fun to watch dystopian films too but not live in one. I'm off to Wales if he gets in England will turn into an African desert within three years.

>Good post.
It's WN's copypasta

The yougov prediction in OP is horseshit. Even labour sources say they're losing seats.

>People have died to get you a vote
Literally who?

Doesn't matter, nobody's keeping track of your ego. The post was relevant and on point.

I know a desperate qt in China that wants my BWC

i'd just be off there tbqh

>Voting for higher taxes, higher immigration . . . remaining in the EU in all but name

But what about Labour?

Take your colony back

People quite literally died to give you a vote if you're engaging in voter fraud with IDs of dead citizens.

Not really, spoiled ballots are an actual identifiable way to state that you don't consider anyone worth voting for and they are accounted for in the statistics. Not going means you just get lumped in with all the lazy/ignorant cunts.

BIG DAVID DAVIS

Going to be a fucking massacre, Gardiner will cry.

Vote for the candidate that walks out on the debate stage floor to this song:
youtube.com/watch?v=ST86JM1RPl0

Me too actually, my ancestry is of Welsh origin.

What's life like as an Englishman in Wales? Where's a place in Wales where they don't have shit accents I could move to?

>tfw I checked to see if they were pakis
Why did I have any doubt...

Did you see Gardiner on the Daily Politics yesterday? He went fucking mental.

The tories traditionally don't raise taxes, are more likely to cut immigration than people ideologically committed to "rubbing the right's nose in diversity" and are going for a hard brexit right now.

Get your willy out the biscuit tin you're spoiling the Bourbons

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>taken and enslaved in White Male Camp #004 with Brit/pol/s tripfags

We'll get see YMCA's gf.

No instead you're lumped in with sub 60 IQ people.
I'm also spoiling ballot, but I have to admit it's almost as futile as not voting unless we convince enough people to do it that an article is written about a spoiled ballot surge.

Yeah Gove really got to him was hilarious.

Reminder that this is the yougov poll everyone is so excited about.

A hung parliament would be the world possible thing for this country. Honestly, fuck Shariah May if she fucks it up this badly

She'll be even lower in my regards than David Cameron

HOW DO YOU FUCK UP A 20 POINT LEAD?

Is this on Thursday?