I know a Corbyn government is unlikely but it is fun to speculate.
Christopher Ortiz
Say Jeremy Corbyn had been the Home Secretary for six years, during which time he slashed some 20,000 police jobs taking us back to 1970s levels of per capita policing. Let's say he also slashed the UK Border Agency budget so that over a million people per month were coming and going through UK airports without being properly checked. Let's say by virtue of an extremely self-serving EU referendum non-campaign he managed to get into 10 Downing Street, where he kept up his agenda of cutting the UK security services and border agency. Then there's a home-grown terrorist attack by a known Islamist fanatic in a city where Corbyn had cut the police budget by £157 million.
Let's say Jeremy Corbyn "lost" files on an internal pedophile ring. Let's say he wanted to take the homes from the elderly. Let's say he cut 30% of your disabled benefit. Let's say he signed an arms deal with the (ISIS-funding) Saudis worth billions. Let's say he wanted to take away your child's free school meal. Let's say he forced NHS staff to use food banks or starve (great choice). Let's say he made so many cuts to the NHS that people are suffering waiting for ambulances and A&E doctors. Let's say he went against doctors, nurses, teachers, fire fighters, the armed forces... Let's say he took away funding for University for upcoming doctors and nurses. Let's say after all these cuts there's still a deficit and he'd missed every target he'd set himself for reducing it. Would you vote for Jeremy Corbyn under these circumstances? Then why the bloody hell are you voting for May?
Adrian Evans
KARENPOSTING IS BACK!
Cooper Thomas
>voting
Dylan Mitchell
KAREN A R E N
David Perez
Reminder that both main parties love uncontrolled migration. Reminder that both main parties will give us a shit deal with europe. Reminder that both main parties will ensure that immigration stays at least in the high 200k range for years to come. Reminder that both main parties are dedicated to Orwellian levels of spying on this countries citizens. Reminder that both main parties will keep us part of the European Arrest Warrant, meaning out citizens can be dragged before foreign courts. Reminder that both main parties support abortion.
Reminder that the status quo wont change if you keep fucking voting for it
Anyone think Shariah May wants to kill herself for calling an early election?
Gabriel Diaz
mummy
Jayden Cox
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Josiah Cox
>tfw phone buzzes multiple times a day >every time I scramble to check what it is, hoping it's a kikebook message from the one girl I've finally gotten to know quite well (who now barely ever talks to me) >literally every single time it's an email from Twitter with a Nige/Hitchens tweet as the title
Asher Wright
Post yfw May still wins even if Corbyn beats her at the TV debates.
Isaac Robinson
Child Killer meets Pensioner Killer
Mason Butler
>4% and 51 seats >4% and 0 seats (((Nice system.)))
She probally wants to kill whoever wanted to add that dementia tax to the Conservative manifesto.
Grayson Thompson
Both seem kind of dead behind the eyes.
Isaiah Morales
Maybe, the problem is that whilst May fucked up with Social Care, Corbyn's bread and circuses were going to invigorate a good chunk of the population. They could have experienced this problem in 2020 as well.
Ayden Perez
>Corbyn wins >the country collapses >get to play Mad Max IRL >get to shitpost to normies on corbynbook about how they fucked the country before the robo gulag enforces come to take me away >fight them off with a £16 machete and a crossbow from a fishing supplies store >Corbyn himself in a robotic warsuit comes to take me in >we race through the streets in ford fiestas >i am taken and enslaved in White Male Camp #004 with Brit/pol/s tripfags
Matthew Jackson
Someone would've actually had to write that article
Chase Bailey
Fucking car crash of a thread
Charles Wilson
Fake
Fuck off
Robert Wright
YouGov are the same company who said Hillary would win by 50+ electoral votes
Reminder that Mogg disavowed the Traditional Britain group after he came after fire from the leftist media for daring to speak to a conservative group. (bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-23617555)
Reminder that if Mogg placed principles/country above Party or had any integrity whatsoever he would've defected to UKIP back in 2014.
Reminder that not only did he not defect, but he helped to campaign against Mark Reckless in Rochester in 2014. Mark Reckless being UKIP's second elected, and only decent, MP. (youtube.com/watch?v=c-7MbLwG0AU) .
Jeremiah Sanders
Get fucked.
Landon Johnson
That's right cunts, keep thinking the Green party don't have a chance. You just keep worrying about Labour getting in. Don't worry about us Greens at all.
Soon Global Warming and non-plywood houses will be a thing of the past.
Colton Diaz
That night was honestly almost on par with brexit night.
Ayden Morgan
That prediction is bollocks. It says east devon is fucking likely independent. Journalists are laughing Other pollsters are laughing Tory and labour sources are calling it dogshit.
Gavin Wood
then why are you here? You are less than a person if you chose not to vote. People have died to get you a vote and you won't even go in and spoil? Fucking kill yourself and while you're at it kill your family for spawning you
Zachary Mitchell
FYI, I wasn't going to vote, but now I'm going to vote conservative purely because I'm sick of the Labour shills that flood these threads.
Jace Price
1, 8, 5, 7, 9, 4, 6, 3, 2
Truly the last chickens in the butchers' window
Charles Powell
Nah, tory internal polling shows they're on for a majority of over 50. The yougov prediction is wank. It predicts the greens between 4 and over 50% in Glasgow somewhere and says one of the devon safe tory seats is likely independent.
Aaron Gutierrez
Going in and spoiling the ballot is functionally identical to not voting. Not voting is perfectly acceptable if you don't like the candidates.
Jordan Thompson
Thats the best you could do? Must be a great person for a politician
Levi Hughes
Well one murdered her child for money and attention, and the other is the target of autistic mummy posting, enough to make anyone go mad.
>voting choices are "more migrants and socialism" or " slightly less migrants (maybe), lol censorship, lol corruption, good goy" >UKIP are irrelevant at this point >im in a safe seat so it doesnt even matter
I'm not voting because my vote doesn't matter. Fucked no matter who i vote for.
Nathan Roberts
>boris above milkman >nige on par with milkman
JUST
Nicholas Torres
Obviously nobody who isn't an american would pick the US election, it wasn't memorable
Cameron Anderson
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Joshua White
You think she's been told about the mummy posting?
I mean the mummy may meme did start on Sup Forums and spread to Tory MPs.
Hudson Myers
>Angry dad captures moment he confronted two men 'stealing flowers and stuffed toys' from Manchester terror memorial
I'm voting Labour to make your life a misery. Cry to mummy little poof.
John Walker
i feel sorry for you guys, but honestly, id rather get feminist granny's orwellian state than see the country blow to pieces with corbyn
Hunter Diaz
>barry gardiner on question time
FUCK OFF
Jason Adams
when did Sup Forums turn pro-May ?
Carter Nelson
t. cuck
Aaron Butler
we aren't pro may, we just aren't pro labour
this obviously baffles the labour voter's mind
Julian Carter
More posts like this please. Enough of the weird Labour shilling. Even if everyone here voted Labour it would barely make a difference.
Lucas Jones
I'm drawing a cock on my ballot because tory is a kiddie fiddler & the rest are wankers
Owen Robinson
Voting for higher taxes, higher immigration, an anti-white woman in charge of policing and immigration, remaining in the EU in all but name. Great. You're clearly new here, no one a month back would have ever voted for labour.
Brandon Russell
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Jason Gonzalez
It's fun to watch dystopian films too but not live in one. I'm off to Wales if he gets in England will turn into an African desert within three years.
Levi Robinson
>Good post. It's WN's copypasta
Benjamin Harris
The yougov prediction in OP is horseshit. Even labour sources say they're losing seats.
Jace Thompson
>People have died to get you a vote Literally who?
Brandon Bailey
Doesn't matter, nobody's keeping track of your ego. The post was relevant and on point.
John Foster
I know a desperate qt in China that wants my BWC
i'd just be off there tbqh
Mason Hill
>Voting for higher taxes, higher immigration . . . remaining in the EU in all but name
But what about Labour?
Luis Lopez
Take your colony back
Dylan Watson
People quite literally died to give you a vote if you're engaging in voter fraud with IDs of dead citizens.
Bentley Kelly
Not really, spoiled ballots are an actual identifiable way to state that you don't consider anyone worth voting for and they are accounted for in the statistics. Not going means you just get lumped in with all the lazy/ignorant cunts.
Dominic Rogers
BIG DAVID DAVIS
Going to be a fucking massacre, Gardiner will cry.
What's life like as an Englishman in Wales? Where's a place in Wales where they don't have shit accents I could move to?
Brandon Cooper
>tfw I checked to see if they were pakis Why did I have any doubt...
Aaron Butler
Did you see Gardiner on the Daily Politics yesterday? He went fucking mental.
Brayden Adams
The tories traditionally don't raise taxes, are more likely to cut immigration than people ideologically committed to "rubbing the right's nose in diversity" and are going for a hard brexit right now.
Justin Gonzalez
Get your willy out the biscuit tin you're spoiling the Bourbons
WILLY I L L Y
Adrian Morales
>taken and enslaved in White Male Camp #004 with Brit/pol/s tripfags
We'll get see YMCA's gf.
Jack Barnes
No instead you're lumped in with sub 60 IQ people. I'm also spoiling ballot, but I have to admit it's almost as futile as not voting unless we convince enough people to do it that an article is written about a spoiled ballot surge.
Zachary Phillips
Yeah Gove really got to him was hilarious.
Wyatt Long
Reminder that this is the yougov poll everyone is so excited about.
Hudson Sanders
A hung parliament would be the world possible thing for this country. Honestly, fuck Shariah May if she fucks it up this badly
She'll be even lower in my regards than David Cameron