Just found out that the hot girl at work is on Sup Forums. What do?

She's fucking gorgeous and clearly pretty smart. What's the game plan here boys?

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Next time you see her say: "Hey newfriend."

Talk to her?

All those cosmetics and a strange tube of prescription creme on the table. Use caution OP.

call her a fag

or a fag

tell her she activates your almonds

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i like your style

ASK HER IF SHE IS BASED DUDE KEK!! LUL KEKISTAN!! HAHAHHAHAHAHA #edgy

Introduce yourself and ask her out?

Why is this so fucking hard

She's 10-15 years older than me

make her a cake

just fucking ask if she wants to have dinner with you, hey cock locker, want to have dinner sometime

Bump for more ideas

Walk up to her and say "muh dick"

Ask her when society is going to praise kek, take the real red pill, and realize democrats are actually the racists

roll

wash the spaghetti out of your pockets, and chat her up. Then ask her what she does for fun. She will know right then you're trying to bone her. If she responds in a positive manner, ask her if she wants to go out sometime.

Murdoch?

Just start talking politics with her and subtly let her know that you lean right.

tell her to gtfo and stay out.

tits or gtfo newfriend

also,
>b

how old are you?
also what do you do?

(((tinder)))

TITS OR GTFO OF MY CUBICLE ROASTIE WHORE GTFO GTFO GTFO OUT OUT OUUUUTTT REE REEEE REEEEEEEE

I'll show that bitch my death squats
Bitches love right wing death squats.

Go up to her, stutter a few words and then run away screaming REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

>op is 16 kek

she's 18 you dummy

>pretty smart
>hoe slut taking a pic in front of 'makeup altar'
How fucked up can you be, Burger?

Murdoch.... Murdoch?

user, HR wants to have a talk with you about workplace appropriate behavior.

You fucking idiots, the picture is not related

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Finance

read OP's post again and then again to make sure you read it properly

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she's JIDF

if she's posting here, user, then "she" probably has a penis.

Call her a nigger. That's how I met my wife.

how long have you known her?
are you friends?

ask her to gas the kikes and start a race war instantly

She's making money posting for ShareBlue, sorry.

ask her if she's /ourgirl/?

Marry her.

also how did you find out

Your asking this question to a bunch of guys that spend hours of their free time daily on a lowbrow forum complaining about immigrants and the apparent state of white women in the West. This is not site, and certainly not the board, to be seeking dating advice from. Want advice from this virgin? Do what ever you feel/think is the right way to go about this and see what happens, worst case scenario she will be incredibly disgusted and will probably talk about the incident on the female equivalent of Sup Forums and will post images of you pulled from Facebook and for the next decade your face will be posted as a reaction image when people globally want pictures of an awkward creepy guy. Best case scenario she becomes your loving companion for life with whom you're perfectly compatible.

>Imblying she not here for CTR

I feel so stupid and ashamed I need to leave for some time.

>Pic not related
i unno mate. Hook up and do the kinds of wholesome things Sup Forums always bangs on about.

there she is

Just walk up to her and say SHADILAY

A few weeks
Not really

Faggot it's not hard.

Drop some subtle memey type references and see if she picks up.

unironically this

Don't ask Sup Forums, for starters...

lol. bulge in pants. too much makeup on counter
tranny for sure
enjoy aids faggot.
ask her to poz your neg hole

This

Who wants to bet this "hot girl" is a poo?

FUCKING idiot, pic is not related for the last time

The roach is right

>accidentally bump into her or something
>"Oh shit, I'm sorry."

How did you even find out?

Take a grumpy dump on her desk.