Dr. Sup Forums, I'm CIA

Dr. Sup Forums, I'm CIA.

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More to redpill.

that fuck isnt fooling anyone with the steering wheel

And we will spot those newfags from a mile away

Pissing in an ocean of piss.

>They work for the deity. The frogetta god...
>Kek?!?

I want my file CIA!

I want to hang it on my fridge please

So, how is this different than usual?

pretty sure those are us army uniforms

Also this.

>sign up in the army to kill mudslimes
>get assigned to troll media sites on the internet

JUST

Do they get paid just to troll?

Will they hire me?

and if you really piss off the higher ups they make you browse the net with a steering wheel and keyboard combo

A lot of loyalty for a hired gun!

I've wanted to play World of Warcraft like that for over a decade now.

Wonder where I'll fall on the threat matrix?

JIDF has been here since the inception of Sup Forums. CIA is super late to the party

>CIA are Orcposters

Makes sense now

>AYEE

FBI was here though. Now the FBI and CIA may end up trolling each other.

Can confirm you have been hired just keep posting and dont worry we have your details to send money

I know that's you because the steering wheel has no shift keys.

this is fake news

CIA doesn't waste time on American message boards when they are busy elsewhere on busier websites. Russians are the only ones who waste their time spreading propaganda here and disseminate false information.

A majority of artificial traffic to websites and social media comes from Kremlin-influenced assets and even this community isn't immune to their influence before, during and after the election.

Please don't share that tweet unless you want to propagate false information

so just like they do in real life?

Sup Forums, where the cia, fbi, jidf, kgb, ctr, isis come to argument with teenagers

Hahaha, bring it on.

We really should pick a Sup Forums approved agency just to do a divide and conquer strategy.

Now, I'm feeling rather lazy.
I think I'll go to sleep now. Anybody else feeling tired? It's getting really late. Time to go to sleep.

we wuz the CIA n shieeet

>quick private pile, explain why that 5 minute lecture on the culture of Sup Forums isn't making you able to blend in to that shit hole, did you remember to post the frog they like in order to gain their trust?

>sign up for the cia
>hope to catch isis members and anarchists
>get put on shitposting duty on a cambodian basket weaving forum
>I slip up and post a stale meme
>project lead punishes me by taking away my keyboard and making me post with a steering wheel

Such is life in the CIA

Did they not teach you at CIA school that dr isn't an abbreviation for dear?

None of that happened they just slipped highly experimental hallucinogenics into your coffee to see what it'd do.

Wait, I can do that for a living?

I do that in the morning by myself just to spice things up.

How funny would it be if Sup Forums was able to get the fbi and the cia to investigate each other

kek

Only if you want to end up in the MKUltra program.

Oh shit, I'd pay to hear a soldier explain memes to a middle-age officer.

Why are you guys do terrible at your jobs? Have you considered kys? If you're good CIA, send me something in the mail and I'll post an apology on 4chin.
Till then fuck off you larping faggot.

You honestly think we haven't?

You forgot your Russian proxy, cadet.

>assigned to shitpost on social media

Sounds like my kinda job

I would like my nudes.

thanks
bless

...

Who said I'm not already?

he's trying to turn the tides against kek.

Op is full of shit. If he is real CIA then why is he not glowing in the dark? Its obvious that he is a nigger but without the glow I won't be able to hit him with my car

>some CIA goon spends an ungodly ammount of paid time on a chinese crochet bbs where politically unhinged recluses endlessly shitpost

best timeline

Nice try, deep state. Fuck off

>CIA has to form people to do what we were born in

wew lads

they;ve been doing it for a long time
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Earnest_Voice
ofc they say they've only been doing outside th US on there

Give me a job faggots

I'm a MIDF, our organisation is made of two guys in a room who get payed for shitposted on Sup Forums.
AMA.

>An officer who has fought in actual wars in charge of a bunch of snotnose shits snatched right out of JROTC who sit at a desk and have to deliver reports to said officer of why is their so much black dick on the front page
>mfw

youtube.com/watch?v=sVd0rlTeQtM

what are the CIA niggers doing

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>sign up for the cia
>hope to catch al-qaeda members and anarchists
>get put on shitposting duty on a Cambodian basket weaving forum
>walk home from work
>get run over by Terry Davis

inb4 ex-cia agent sues american taxpayers for exposing him to racism as part of his job

Is it worth the pay?
Is the work stressful?
Do we ever make you so mad you just want to explode?

top lel

>but seriously Trump is the fucking President now and why the fuck would we waste taxpayer money on an IC Media Matters?
>surely they can see how fucking worthless and counterproductive Media Matters basically are?

Details of the program[edit]
The US government signed a $2.8 million contract with the Ntrepid web-security company to develop a specialized software, allowing agents of the government to post propaganda on "foreign-language websites".[2]
Main characteristics of the software, as stated in the software development request, are:
50 user "operator" licenses, 10 sockpuppets controllable by each user.[3]
Sockpuppets are to be "replete with background, history, supporting details, and cyber presences that are technically, culturally and geographically consistent". Sockpuppets are to "be able to appear to originate in nearly any part of the world." [3]
A special secure VPN, allowing sockpuppets to appear to be posting from "randomly selected IP addresses," in order to "hide the existence of the operation."[8]
50 static IP addresses to enable government agencies to "manage their persistent online personas," with identities of government and enterprise organizations protected which will allow for different state agents to use the same sockpuppet, and easily switch between different sockpuppets to "look like ordinary users as opposed to one organization."[8]
9 private servers, "based on the geographic area of operations the customer is operating within and which allow a customer's online persona(s) to appear to originate from." These servers should use commercial hosting centers around the world.[8]
Virtual machine environments, deleted after each session termination, to avoid interaction with "any virus, worm, or malicious software."[8]

this is just the shit they are publicly admitting

they're just gonna end up redpilled, there's no escape

i can't escape

>a steering wheel
fucking holy shit

>people get paid to shitpost

What a bunch of jews

i'll teach them they're like little babbies

underrated

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>sent to Sup Forums by boss troll the kids
>kids call you a massive faggot
>nevertheless you persist
>start to hate this part of your job
>one day you slip up and make a joke about the Jews
>get quints
>get (you)s
>3 weeks later your jewposting is no longer satire.
>love this part of your job
>begins using government assets to help with Sup Forums pranks
>boss hears Sup Forums is getting stronger, assigns more agents to troll with you.
>look over the newfags shoulder
>see his first post
>go to thread and respond to it
> call him a massive faggot

OK all of you show your tits dicks timestamp and badges NOOOOOW!!!

The gift that keeps on giving.

Probably because some plant in the brass told him it was synergy or some kinda buzzword.

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>implying the CIA isnt behind the kek memes

I'm not even surprised

I thought they were just behind tard pepes. CIA why do you toy with my heart?

stop doing cocaine.

>Posting Russian disinfo
......

I don't see one jawline in that photo

probably only they can reach faggotry levels of this

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CIA_involvement_in_Contra_cocaine_trafficking

Well it obviously wasn't Trump's call. He would understand that this is a waste of money and anyway, most of the "alternative media" is with him
>well, the bits that count anyway

This is some Obama holdovers who are attempting to use large amounts of taxpayer money to push their fucking agenda
>we had 8 years of this and it's going to take a while to root this filth out

It won't work and hopefully Trump can gut this stupid fucking program ASAP

From Jonestown to Waco - YouTube
Video for cia waco
▶ 26:10
youtube.com/watch?v=qI4R1g3YT-s

I am happy somebody else noticed this, along with MPB it is now undeniable that food/water source is being poisoned.

>This is some Obama holdovers who are attempting to use large amounts of taxpayer money to push their fucking agenda

That's what I said, user.

youtube.com/watch?v=nzKgXcjn6H0

>get paid to go on Sup Forums
>know nothing I could say will change this ocean of piss so I'm guiltless
Shit where the fuck do I join up?

don't take their money user.

Instead you need more Apustus.

Damn I noticed this too. CIA is a bunch of beta pedo murders with no jawline.

Anyway, add me on steam if you wanna play rocket league CIA

And bronies
Don't forget they were outed as bronies.

Don't give in user take a Stand and do what is right.
youtube.com/watch?v=ka9ngXtRTXk

OK, well you said "told him"... and there was no other "him" in the context.

But no big deal user. Have a meme. It's OC

This. I wish I could print out my "to be kept under surveillance" file. Fun thing to show at parties probably

I suppose
>heavily implied
would've been the more apt phrasing.

Cheerio, user.

this 2bh.

Get yourself a radio Jammer that'll force them to come chat with you :)

Do it user Jam their equipment then ask them to lunch take them to Wendy's

degenerate woman in the front wearing a ring

Unironically this.
>May 31, 2017, 18:06 - Subject posted the sad frog again, recommend further surveillance.