I'm a NEET, but finally got a job

oki guys, I have been a NEET for my entire life, but I accidently found a job. My problem is: I have never worked in my life for even an hour, and now I'm supposed to work 8h per day, and on top of that, it's like 1h 30 min of commute to just get there!!! How can I cope? Do you have any advices? I'm starting tomorrow. Plz help

School rules apply, boss=teacher.

Is this a job where you can zone out? Those are the only good jobs.

I also got a job, start on Monday

Just keep calm n shit, they'll teach you the basics on the first day. They won't mind you asking questions the first few days because you're new, you'll get the basics by then.

Also a remember, a lot of wasters and dumb motherfuckers are in employment, so don't let yourself feel inferior.

Don't spout memes IRL.
Don't harass the females.
Pretend to have your life together.
Nobody likes a kiss ass.

yeah it's an office job. So hopefully.

you will adapt.
It goes very fast, trust me.
At worst you might even start to enjoy the structure in your day.

forget it dude i was in the same situation as you just 2 weeks ago. i lasted 3 days

if youve been a neet for a considerable amount of time (>5years), you tasted actual freedom. there's just no way you can be a wagecuck.

I guess I won't mention I watch anime

Thx everyone for your words of support

Knuckle down and just do it.

Breath deep as the years pass and you wake up in the morning completely dead inside, convince yourself it's completely worth it.

Try to act normal

>tasted actual freedom
More like became a lazy piece of shit.

a true NEET for only a bit over a year, but during my "education" I felt like a NEET :(

>being free to do what you wish is bad
good wagie, have an additional 5 minute at your next break
oh ok you should be fine then

Thats what freedom is, you do what you want, if you dont want to do anything then you simply do nothing.

Get to work a little early.
Work until your first break.
Enjoy your first break.
Work until lunch break.
Enjoy your lunch break.
Work until your next break.
Enjoy your next break.
Work until your shift is over.
Go home.

Rinse and repeat.

Work it until you can't stand it anymore, wether that be a cpl days or a cpl weeks thats still some money in your pocket that you can buy druygs and or booze with. I recommend amphetamines and porn, you can get some pretty decent amphetamines in the form of benzedrex from pretty much any grocery store. Break it open and chase the cotton rod with a soda. That's how I live my neat life anyway, mostly.

Just be yourself.

BTW, I still live with my parents. Is it oki to admit it? Or should I hide it? It's not like they will check, right?

Tell them something about saving for a house or some shit, when they ask ofc

It's not like they would fire you over that, but it's something that would be better kept secret unless directly questioned.

Good luck user. Work hard, skip breaks, learn everything you can. Get awesome at your job and then find one closer for better money. Or make them pay you for the commute. I've literally gotten paid to drive to work for several years now in the form of vehicle allowance.

Wait does that work? It's a decongestant

Make friends with your coworkers if at all possible. This is the easiest way to keep your job when other equally qualified people are being fired. Also if you are stand offish you will never advance.

yeah its benzedrine, which is a pretty strong amphetamine. Ayan rand was actually prescribed it by her doc, look it up. But yeah I've been addicted to that shit for about 5 years or so now. Pretty good stuff but you gotta take at least two. You can order it off amazon to pretty good stuff as far as easy to get over the counter drugs go.

How old are you?

Wow I've always wanted to try Benzedrine but does it fuck up your stomach from eating the cotton?

I can deduce the cost from my taxes, so no problem here. I'm just afraid that it's going to be a daily commute
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oki, thx everyone, I will try to go to bed now :(. I have to wake up at 6:30 am tomorrow. My normal time would be 10:00 am :(. Bye

I've probably eaten 500 or more rods over the past few years and I've yet to have any problems. I do cut them in half though so theyre smaller and swallow them in two pieces. But you can also soak them in lemon juice and just drink the juice.

BTW unforutnatelly drugs are not an option. Mom's a doctor, she would notice

Degenerate

Try not to fart too much.

Ha I'm definitely doing this now thanks bro you must be the reason I've come to Sup Forums one more time

AAAAMERRRIIIICAA

I work as a skilled tradesman. My title is "journeyman". It is not unusual to drive 90 minutes to work. Usually 2 months a year are this way.

Never seen a non political thread make it this far without people saying anything.

Fucking sage, you lazy bastard.