You have ten seconds to explain why you're here

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Fast global news with all the alternative facts CNN "forgot" to put in their op-ed

NEET

its funny

I just wanna feel edgy once in a while haha, sup guys?

im here for the memes famalam

To shitpost with fetish pictures.

Expose (((them))).

fucking jews

dont want to miss le happenings

Practicing my english, save memes.

boredumb

I like viewing frustrated losers.

To feel enlightened despite not actually thinking for myself.

haha lol :D

I have an asshole fetish and opinions are like them.

No love to give.
No shoes to shine
No wife to hold.
Just wasting time.

Too much free time

kill niggers

Because anonymity means I can express how I really feel about things

Autism

Suicide?

>that pic
Now my wife's awake, I'm in trouble, thanks Texas!

Cyber Threat Intelligence and Cyber Threat Intelligence Accessories

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I have no fucking clue and I want out.

That picture cannot be decribed, how can one room handle so much cuckold material?

To get informations about the world.
Anonymous strangers on the internet is the only source I found so far.

It's pretty much the front line for news and the only place you can be right wing and not get savagely attacked in the comment section.

came for the memes, enjoyed the discussion, stayed for the NSG
1488

a mixture of boredom and procrastination

i should really do those dishes

laugh at the absurdity of the world and add a layer of satire to a painful reality

Bored

The director of the intelligence agency I work for makes me.

Hoping to witness the beginning of the ending

t. ((((white)))) uruguayan

Entertainment

Also keeping an eye out for happenings

I came for election news biased towards my opinion. Now its the only place where news is spread for free, and where every bias is extraordinarily clear with no real agenda behind it. [spoiler]Help me I'm trapped and I want to go back [/spoiler]

St Louis nigger riots got my attention here and now I've been waiting for another nigger riot

I come here for world news.

I bet this guy is a spook for real, admitting it only because he knows we'd think he's larping...

jackass... fuck you...

to name the jew

nice try ((((((CIA))))))))

>Now its the only place where news is spread for free
Time is a valuable resource.
See your last sentence.
>and where every bias is extraordinarily clear with no real agenda behind it.
Honestly you find yourself aligned with the trend opinions here.
Then shilling is out of control.

FOAR TEH LELZ

I like to debate with racist because it makes me realize just how fucked the world is and also makes it easier to spot racist and those who pretend to be racist just to fit in.

Habit and world news with less filtering than anywhere else.

>reached complete and permanent blackpill mode
>can't kill myself because single dad

Might as well indulge in commiseration

what's the alternative? leddit?

I hate everything

Despite the tinfoil posters/shit posters pretending to be tinfoil poster, a fair bit of Sup Forums has insightful and accurate views on current events.

Also, the weaponized autism and refined shitposting amuses me.

Shitposting. Does anyone actually take Sup Forums seriously?

This to be most fekkin honest dewd

It's to cold outside.

Habit. Plus i wanted some entertainment while shitting

Morbid curiosity.

I have nowhere else to go.

I like talking to the CIA and FBI and various five eyes friends.

They're fun conversation.

Because you guys are funnier than Sup Forums
>they're trying to be like you and it's just fucking sad with all their pro-SJW threads

to keep my sanity

To practice english desu

To get drunk on cuckservative tears as their idol comes crashing to the ground

Because i cant profit without taking the social temperature of the herd of morons on every popular internet site.

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it's like watching a bunch of high school students clamor to prove they're the stupidest, pretty hilarious

waiting for the call

my mom is to blame

to steal memes

TV sucks and I don't have anything to do but work out, play some GTA IV, and shitpost.

>lost job in early 2015
>checked out this political Sup Forums
>slowly but surely became aware to a bunch of stuff
>still visit every once in a while only to realize why I left in the first place

people with a decent world view ...

I could be God.
But I fucked up somewhere.