ITT we discuss slav-squats

>daily reminder that if you can't squat with both heels on the floor you are not human

>Chairs are degenerate and invented by jews to kill good posture

>Post slavsquat pics

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why do slavs sit like that anyway ?

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Fuck off, leaf, you have no right to have an opinion on this

it's the only correct way to sit and is much better for your posture than standing for long periods of time.

Wait, people can't do that?

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Fuck off leaf! These guys taught the poos the valuable art of efficiency.

>have been stretching and foam rolling my hamstrings, calves and heels for a coup of months now, so that I can await with heels on floor
>small improvement but still can't

Delete this

How the fuck do you do this without falling over backwards? My centre of gravity is way too far back when I put my heels down

>that lumbar flexion

those guys are barely flexible enough slav squat

a lot of slavs train themselves to squat with weight on their back. very strange practice

I can't do it and it's always bothered me. Can I learn? Or do I need to kms so I don't procreate?

Fuggg quads mean I can learn right?

be slav

Chinese squat like this too

really makes you think

Some cossack music
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Yes. Took me a few months before I got the balance right. Things got better fast when I took up lifting.

Now it's legit often more comfortable when working on the ground.

Only gooks squat. Proof that slavs are gooks

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They even squat when they dance. Look up russian dance.

Not true. When I was in gookland I saw Australians doing the 3rd world squat.

are you serious? here we dont even slavsquat and after internet memes i tried and its not difficult at all. on first try you can sit like that for minutes. i mean, my first try and i was squatting after 3 seconds

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That adidas bag costed his family 1/2 of their monthly earnings

>serbs
>slav

we're dinaroid.

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Everyone knows that. Checked

Slavs were the last whites out of the caves.

Non-slavic people don't have the right heels for it. It's in the genes man. My grandfather passed down the powerful slav squat to me.

Isn't it bad for your knees though?

Yeah. At first I had to stick my arms out and lean forward all weird. It's pretty common I've found with Americans. *shrug*

And for the record I'm mostly Polish.

trueslavsquat.jpg

giant balls

roll

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how is this related to politics?

being slavic is a way of life

too bad I am stuck in americanski land

It repels rapefugees. That's why slavlands are so pure.

Damn this obsession

>squatting
>erectus
wasted oppurtunity

tfw can squat easily and drink spirits neat despite being English AFAIK. Am I a slav?

hello ghengis

Overthrow Weedman now you cocksucker

I always get cramps from squatting like that for more than 2 minutes ;^)

The wall between greece is for the slavs protection, not the gr**ks

Only 3rd worlders squat like that
Sissy whitebois can't handle it

>Whites win again

these fags squatting wrong, where is beer, and "semki"
2/10

serious reply--

eastern europeans are known for having extremely mobile hips. they have a high rate of hip displacement (when the femur head comes out of the pelvis) because the cavity it sets in is so shallow - allowing great mobility & deep squats, but less strength while standing.

on the other hand, the 'celtic hip' is extremely deep and stable. it allow poor mobility, & makes deep squatting difficult without back rounding, but great strength while standing (i.e rugby players, highland games participants)

That does not look like it would be good for your rectum.

A case study must be made!

it's comfortable once you get used to it
squatting with your heels up is bad for your knees

Burger g e n e t i c s dont allow it unfortunately

Guess you've never seen the cossack dancing:
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There's also a blade waifu so watch

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Are cossacks considered an entirely different race of people these days or just hillbillies or what? Really interesting dynamic you got going there ivan.

When your'e a Slav, the world is your chair.

I've noted recently that a lot of people can't Slav squat. It's kind of shocking.

What the hell is this? That guy is destroying his enemies like a fucking movie star.

Yeah it can be learned, just need to find the right balance

how do you learn to slav squat?

Go to /fit/ and learn to squat ass to grass.

he said balls bozgor, not cocks.

Historically these used to be a special social group within traditional Russian social stratification. They were absolutely free (not as peasants) but had to fight for the tzar. Contemporary cossacks is a cultural group keeping the traditions of Cossackship and to me it's somewhat a mixing of Russia, Ukraine, and Caucasus. Actually there are different kinds of Cossackship and this present one is Caucasian.

That fucking cat

Those aren't slavs. They're too fit and well groomed.

reminder poles saved europe circa 1683

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I've never really seen women do the Slav squat, is it culturally just a guy thing?

>Wait, people can't do that?
Apparently not; I get made fun of for it sometimes but that is a comfortable way for me to chill. One grunt told me I looked like towelhead because they all sit that way in the villages. I spit some Beechnut in that dudes eye.

I'm an electrician and have to work on the ground a lot. If I have knee pads on and work in my knees I am about dead after an hour. If I squat I can work as long as I need to. Try it.

Stop being racist to people with hernia you bigot racist

He doesn't seem to like it very much.

Got my first haemorrhoid last week.

Wat do

Slav here.
>there are not that many benches outside near commie blocks
>those that exist are either taken up by old ladies or destroyed by hooligans
>so guys that wanna hang out end up squatting to have a beer
>go to bar
that costs more money
>inb4 drink at home
mom/wife wont like it

not saging, forgot to delet name

>tfw bulge area=bulgaria
>tfw hung area=hungary
frrench people have statistically bigger cocks because more niggers

kek youtube.com/watch?v=2-8gsWZqDBM

She wants his dick so bad

Mongolian sexual selection favoured people with deformed, horse riding legs

That's why you only ever see the descendants of mongol rape babies (slavs, finns, central asians, mainlander chinese etc.) squatting all the time.

They are the only races that can comfortably squat and for everyone else, it's nearly impossible

Pipe fitter confirming sparky. Currently I am on a forced 12 hour burn monitor at a critical location. My job is to stare where we welded for 12 straight hours and verify no fire. Squats ftw

>gayreeks actually believe this

>bigger = darker

genuinely causes one to ponder

Squatting Slavs are pretty good.

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They are excellent journalists who can make SJWs melt down internally and have them bite each others head off.
Most effective journalism I've seen in years.

This fucking shit blows out my knees. I can't even get halfway down, I can't cross my legs when I sit very well either without feeling extremely uncomfortable.

I never understand how they are able to be comfortable like that

Damn, I love this.

Nigjitsu

HAHAHAHAHAHA

I'm only part Slav..It's harder for me. Key seems to be spacing of feet.

Squatting is definitely better for your back than standing. It's a little odd but probably slightly beneficial.

>people unironically cant do the slav squat for longer than 5 minutes
lmaoing@urlives

Dont ever call me such a disgusting name

STOP!!!!!!!!!!

ONLY GOPNIK BYDŁO DOES THAT

STOP POSTING THAT

NOT REAL SLAVS, NOT HUMAN

Reeee

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How long should you do it for? I just tried it and lasted only 3 minutes