/CPD/ CHICAGO POLICE SCANNER THREAD – RUNNING ALL THE RED LIGHTS

>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT??
ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.
>the march toward the inevitable backlog

FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE

>>CPD Dispatch Stream:
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

>>Same feed with ambient music:
youarelistening.to/chicago

>>For Ambiance:
soundcloud.com/sithdemonic/sets/newwaveretro
DANK AUSSIEROBERT OC:
youtube.com/watch?v=ZMLxgBxSiyU
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BACK THE BLUE
>>Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
getbehindthevest.org/
>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.

>>The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund (ALSO GET SOME SWEET SWEET MERCH):
cpdmemorial.org/

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CHICAGO'S K/D RATIO:
>>Shootings Scoreboards:
heyjackass.com
dnainfo.com/chicago/
chitownmugshots.com/
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides/
homicides.suntimes.com/
Crime in Wrigleyville and Boystown:
cwbchicago.com/

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>>Chicago Racial Demographics:
radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

>>Chiraq Gangland Map:
wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

>>Police Codes:
bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

>>Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

>>Related twitter
twitter.com/spotnewsonig
twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays

PASTEBIN: pastebin.com/pD418Eky

Sox versus Sox on the Southside tonight

G'evening user and other fellow Roberts.

>Man kneeling in the middle of the street trying to get hit by cars. Reasons unknown.

>4 male blacks with dreadlocks

Good evening roberts

Evening Robert. Ready for some coonery

>4 shots fired
AH AH AH

>thunderstorm rn
>tomorrow layout
>/cpd/

topcomfy

I love you guys, this thread is my home away from home.

I'm very comfy with some pinnacle vodka and beach side seating.

evening Roberts

Hey guys I just moved back to the Chicago city from the comfy burbs last weekend. Haven't been listening to scanner for some time. I'm so white that I'm a ginger but not Irish. Give it to me straight. How fucked am I?

Did I just hear Male and Female Black doing a robbery with a babby?

Because that would be casual as fuck

it was nice knowing you

>Chicago style bring to kids to work day

kek

Have a bump.

Spent months trying to find something not to expensive that isn't nogged up since I wasn't in a hurry. Ended up moving into a very mexican area to be safe.

Those acceleration sounds in the background...STEP ON THE GAS

should have looked for Koreans

I did. Turns out Seoul street is now mostly Mexican, so, here I am.

>Hey guys I just moved back to the Chicago city from the comfy burbs

To pay higher taxes?

>Ended up moving into a very mexican area to be safe.

Top kek. Spics are terrible too.

>male back with a knife threatening to kill her and slashing her tires

>To pay higher taxes?
I'm renting and overall budget doesn't end up much, in fact I usually save money when I live in city. Maybe it would be better in some shithole like Joliet but not where I would live.

>Top kek. Spics are terrible too.
They aren't great but compared to nogs they are angels.

KEYS ROBERTS

guna find yourself a little Latina that gets pregnant every time you look at her and have 12 spic kids running around and she will blow up like a tick in 3 years and come in at over 2bills

No. I've seen what happens when they hit 27 yo.
Just here for the low cost, nog protection, trumpet parties, and cups of corn+mayo.

Real nigger hunter hours

This is pretty tame...just waiting until around 10:00, all the real shit goes down. You should have been here on Memorial Day, shit was going down all night.

10 years this is you

>male caller requesting police in the location of that alley
>there is no such alley

Albany Park ain't too bad and yes, the corn & mayo thing kicks ass.

>coming to a congressional district near you

Oooh, sounds like we got a foot chase!

>if at first you don't succeed
>try, try again
top kek

>individual who got shot yesterday is hanging out in the park
>if at first you don't succeed...
>try try again

Adam sounds winded

he needs to cut back on the donuts

>this guy peed himself

Did I hear that right?

bump

>subject's got his pant down

watch him Roberta

>somebody shot a dog

I hope Robert shoots them

Fine as long as I don't have to learn Spanish. I've resisted this long.

Not bad at all. Haven't seen any hipsters and very few nogs.

Whew...no doggos are dead.

Just turned off scanner and now I hear sirens... Did I miss anything?

yeah i am not learning shit. English mother fucker do you speak it

yeah beaners are much better than nogs so given that choice i would be in the same place but then again it would be alot of convincing to get me to go to chiraq in the first place

> it would be alot of convincing to get me to go to chiraq in the first place
I used to think the same way but I was bored out of my mind and needed a change even if it meant being chimped on. Although I still spend most of my time with shades down on the puter. Turns out city is not so bad as long as you make sure the area isn't bad. Make sure to check the place in the evening, if its a nog neighborhood they are all over the street you can't miss it.
For the most part north or west of downtown seems good from what I've seen. If heading South, get off by Cermak/Chinatown or your life is forfeit.

Why aren't they chimping harder?

i like to shoot my my back yard too much i dont think it would go over well

Sun's still out.

Oh yeah there is that. The best you can do is gun ranges here

KEYS!

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sounds like we got ayys invading
check yo keys

I'm sure you're telling the truth and Chicago isn't hell on earth but this is /cpd/ and you're ruining the narrative.

I can hear myself talking

Robert really needs to check his fucking keys...

> you're ruining the narrative.
Sorry. I believe it really is that bad South side.

evenin' Count von Count and Roberts. Always good to see Count.

Ah, beachside seating.

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Did anyone every figure out what the Morse Code type beeping is?

Male black w/ hair beads wanted for stabbing her neighbor - now stalking her.

Station ID, it's an FCC thing.

oh, okay - thanks Robert

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Evening Roberts

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This is how I feel at work.

That's how we all feel at work, kek.

GENTLEMEN! How are you this evening? It's raining gently outside, I have some fine chocolates and a nice dessert wine on ice. Comfy levels are rising.

>gentlemen
you are in the wrong place, down the hall to the left

Waiting for my money to come in then gonna grab some beers and chill out.

Might be neighbors soon. Unfortunately I am in a rush to find a place (company literally gave me only a month's notice), so I kinda have to take what I can get. Worst case, I'll get somewhere in the burbs. I would rather not get robbed moving in.

>tfw bills raped me this month and I'm broke until payday. *sigh* bumping.

Put shit in storage and rent a room if you have to. As shady as that sounds I did that off craigs list and wasn't skinned. Instead had ct3.14 immigrant cooking my meals for me for months.

I know the pain main, I actually just got a new job and I've been broke for roughly 3 weeks. The struggle is real.

living on roman we have all been there it blows

Congrats! Glad to hear you found something. The struggle is way too real. That's why I'm here to get /comfy/ and listen to the shit skins struggle for a while.

People gettin shot

>Comfy levels are rising.

Not as much as your blood sugar.

Maple Robert reporting in, beers checked. Let's do this.

WE'RE GOOD.

Hopefully it'll be a fun night tonight, last night was pretty interesting lol

The weekend prior was fantastic. We're almost to RRH, so here's to hoping.

Blessed robert hour

Yeah over Memorial Day it was pretty dope. My favorite one

>nigga on the roof

The real question is how much of this coonery is preplanned and how much involves just a nig walk?

>planning
>negroes
Choose one.

I'm going to say, less than 10% is pre-planned, with the understanding that premeditation in this case means a specific activity at a specific target location. Cooning comes to these folk like breathing, they're always looking for targets of opportunity. When its domestics, they're always looking for a reason to fight. ALWAYS.

This is extremely pleasing to my Robert senses, user, fine work indeed

Texas Delegation in the mothafucking house, 940 checking in for the Gibs Day chimp out tonight!

214 in as always.

I like to get reqlly high and listen to robert talk over each other

They case places to rob or drive by and leave the house with intent of knocking off liquor store. Granted that is really the extent of their planning.

Nail Gun Syndicate

Top shelf coonery tonight

Yesterday pre-Robert hours. Son coming home in expensive clothes; wants police to find out where he's getting the money. Parenting skills for the win.

Bad transmission! !!!

Id speculate that the bulk of any planned activity consists mostly of facebook beefs that get settled in dem streets

WATCH YOUR KEYS PLEASE