>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT?? ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city. >the march toward the inevitable backlog
>Man kneeling in the middle of the street trying to get hit by cars. Reasons unknown.
Oliver Peterson
>4 male blacks with dreadlocks
Brandon Jackson
Good evening roberts
Brandon Watson
Evening Robert. Ready for some coonery
Matthew Diaz
>4 shots fired AH AH AH
Lucas Butler
>thunderstorm rn >tomorrow layout >/cpd/
topcomfy
Blake Garcia
I love you guys, this thread is my home away from home.
I'm very comfy with some pinnacle vodka and beach side seating.
Christopher Adams
evening Roberts
Ryan Robinson
Hey guys I just moved back to the Chicago city from the comfy burbs last weekend. Haven't been listening to scanner for some time. I'm so white that I'm a ginger but not Irish. Give it to me straight. How fucked am I?
Liam Green
Did I just hear Male and Female Black doing a robbery with a babby?
Josiah Thompson
Because that would be casual as fuck
Benjamin Mitchell
it was nice knowing you
Nathan Davis
>Chicago style bring to kids to work day
Nathaniel Bailey
kek
Ryan Cook
Have a bump.
Justin Thompson
Spent months trying to find something not to expensive that isn't nogged up since I wasn't in a hurry. Ended up moving into a very mexican area to be safe.
Liam Wright
Those acceleration sounds in the background...STEP ON THE GAS
Hudson Parker
should have looked for Koreans
Evan Wood
I did. Turns out Seoul street is now mostly Mexican, so, here I am.
Angel Carter
>Hey guys I just moved back to the Chicago city from the comfy burbs
To pay higher taxes?
>Ended up moving into a very mexican area to be safe.
Top kek. Spics are terrible too.
Christian Morris
>male back with a knife threatening to kill her and slashing her tires
Levi King
>To pay higher taxes? I'm renting and overall budget doesn't end up much, in fact I usually save money when I live in city. Maybe it would be better in some shithole like Joliet but not where I would live.
>Top kek. Spics are terrible too. They aren't great but compared to nogs they are angels.
Ryder Walker
KEYS ROBERTS
Joshua Bell
guna find yourself a little Latina that gets pregnant every time you look at her and have 12 spic kids running around and she will blow up like a tick in 3 years and come in at over 2bills
John Gonzalez
No. I've seen what happens when they hit 27 yo. Just here for the low cost, nog protection, trumpet parties, and cups of corn+mayo.
Henry Edwards
Real nigger hunter hours
Ayden Sanders
This is pretty tame...just waiting until around 10:00, all the real shit goes down. You should have been here on Memorial Day, shit was going down all night.
Robert Perry
10 years this is you
Alexander Evans
>male caller requesting police in the location of that alley >there is no such alley
Dominic Morales
Albany Park ain't too bad and yes, the corn & mayo thing kicks ass.
Samuel Green
>coming to a congressional district near you
John Ramirez
Oooh, sounds like we got a foot chase!
Benjamin Gray
>if at first you don't succeed >try, try again top kek
Owen Hill
>individual who got shot yesterday is hanging out in the park >if at first you don't succeed... >try try again
Kevin Bennett
Adam sounds winded
Isaac Johnson
he needs to cut back on the donuts
Isaiah Evans
>this guy peed himself
Did I hear that right?
Grayson Bailey
bump
Thomas Hill
>subject's got his pant down
watch him Roberta
Ethan Gray
>somebody shot a dog
I hope Robert shoots them
Brayden Wood
Fine as long as I don't have to learn Spanish. I've resisted this long.
Not bad at all. Haven't seen any hipsters and very few nogs.
Aaron Kelly
Whew...no doggos are dead.
Colton Walker
Just turned off scanner and now I hear sirens... Did I miss anything?
Levi Brown
yeah i am not learning shit. English mother fucker do you speak it
yeah beaners are much better than nogs so given that choice i would be in the same place but then again it would be alot of convincing to get me to go to chiraq in the first place
Michael Lewis
> it would be alot of convincing to get me to go to chiraq in the first place I used to think the same way but I was bored out of my mind and needed a change even if it meant being chimped on. Although I still spend most of my time with shades down on the puter. Turns out city is not so bad as long as you make sure the area isn't bad. Make sure to check the place in the evening, if its a nog neighborhood they are all over the street you can't miss it. For the most part north or west of downtown seems good from what I've seen. If heading South, get off by Cermak/Chinatown or your life is forfeit.
Asher Myers
Why aren't they chimping harder?
Jose Morales
i like to shoot my my back yard too much i dont think it would go over well
Benjamin Smith
Sun's still out.
Bentley Torres
Oh yeah there is that. The best you can do is gun ranges here
Jonathan Brooks
KEYS!
Leo Rivera
...
Cooper Bell
sounds like we got ayys invading check yo keys
Ryder Hill
I'm sure you're telling the truth and Chicago isn't hell on earth but this is /cpd/ and you're ruining the narrative.
Jackson Young
I can hear myself talking
Hudson Anderson
Robert really needs to check his fucking keys...
Aaron Turner
> you're ruining the narrative. Sorry. I believe it really is that bad South side.
Gabriel Walker
evenin' Count von Count and Roberts. Always good to see Count.
Jose Bennett
Ah, beachside seating.
Kayden Morgan
...
Levi Perez
Did anyone every figure out what the Morse Code type beeping is?
Grayson Young
Male black w/ hair beads wanted for stabbing her neighbor - now stalking her.
Jayden Price
Station ID, it's an FCC thing.
Christopher Morgan
oh, okay - thanks Robert
Nathaniel Nelson
...
Jonathan Edwards
Evening Roberts
Nathaniel Cox
...
Adam Gutierrez
This is how I feel at work.
Colton Anderson
That's how we all feel at work, kek.
GENTLEMEN! How are you this evening? It's raining gently outside, I have some fine chocolates and a nice dessert wine on ice. Comfy levels are rising.
Joshua Richardson
>gentlemen you are in the wrong place, down the hall to the left
Levi Cox
Waiting for my money to come in then gonna grab some beers and chill out.
Owen Barnes
Might be neighbors soon. Unfortunately I am in a rush to find a place (company literally gave me only a month's notice), so I kinda have to take what I can get. Worst case, I'll get somewhere in the burbs. I would rather not get robbed moving in.
Matthew Cruz
>tfw bills raped me this month and I'm broke until payday. *sigh* bumping.
Jayden Anderson
Put shit in storage and rent a room if you have to. As shady as that sounds I did that off craigs list and wasn't skinned. Instead had ct3.14 immigrant cooking my meals for me for months.
Wyatt Campbell
I know the pain main, I actually just got a new job and I've been broke for roughly 3 weeks. The struggle is real.
Ayden Ross
living on roman we have all been there it blows
Benjamin Baker
Congrats! Glad to hear you found something. The struggle is way too real. That's why I'm here to get /comfy/ and listen to the shit skins struggle for a while.
Colton Ortiz
People gettin shot
Josiah Harris
>Comfy levels are rising.
Not as much as your blood sugar.
Levi Howard
Maple Robert reporting in, beers checked. Let's do this.
Nathaniel Gonzalez
WE'RE GOOD.
Dominic Baker
Hopefully it'll be a fun night tonight, last night was pretty interesting lol
Dominic Harris
The weekend prior was fantastic. We're almost to RRH, so here's to hoping.
Mason Kelly
Blessed robert hour
Gabriel Anderson
Yeah over Memorial Day it was pretty dope. My favorite one
>nigga on the roof
Jayden Russell
The real question is how much of this coonery is preplanned and how much involves just a nig walk?
Sebastian Long
>planning >negroes Choose one.
Daniel Harris
I'm going to say, less than 10% is pre-planned, with the understanding that premeditation in this case means a specific activity at a specific target location. Cooning comes to these folk like breathing, they're always looking for targets of opportunity. When its domestics, they're always looking for a reason to fight. ALWAYS.
Ian Howard
This is extremely pleasing to my Robert senses, user, fine work indeed
Texas Delegation in the mothafucking house, 940 checking in for the Gibs Day chimp out tonight!
Isaiah Moore
214 in as always.
Blake Rodriguez
I like to get reqlly high and listen to robert talk over each other
Lucas Garcia
They case places to rob or drive by and leave the house with intent of knocking off liquor store. Granted that is really the extent of their planning.
Jordan Johnson
Nail Gun Syndicate
Wyatt James
Top shelf coonery tonight
Kayden Collins
Yesterday pre-Robert hours. Son coming home in expensive clothes; wants police to find out where he's getting the money. Parenting skills for the win.
Michael Morris
Bad transmission! !!!
Wyatt Stewart
Id speculate that the bulk of any planned activity consists mostly of facebook beefs that get settled in dem streets