/ptg/ President Trump General - YAAAS QUEEN SLAAAY Covfefe Edition

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
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DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps)
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Trump Playlist
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APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump meets PM Phuc 5/31/17
youtu.be/TdPjubkXo_c
>State Dept summary of Pres trip to ME 5/30/17
youtu.be/wYMcYCxWJ64
>Pres Trump w/familes of the fallen 5/29/17
youtu.be/vXOzrAepT84
>Pres Trump speech Mem Day Arlington Cem 5/29/17
youtu.be/GsNNTd2GJek
>SecDef C.H.A.O.S. Mattis speech Mem Day Arlington Cem 5/29/17
youtu.be/PwW9855-GFw
>Pres Trump wreath laying ceremony 5/29/17
youtu.be/L2kkroUVxoI
>Pres Trump Addresses Military @Naval Air Station Sigonella, Italy 5/27/17
youtu.be/2k5AZYzjsTQ
>Pres Trump Weekly Address #18 5/26/17
youtu.be/TwlMN8_0y-w
PREV APPEARANCES
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NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
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WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
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FUN STUFF
>WHAT DOES COVFEFE MEAN
youtu.be/OPR11lhXwlI
>Trump SwordDancing to Shadilay
youtu.be/Wd6TPIxWQwA
>AF1 Takeoff in the rain
youtu.be/taZcJqUZAF8
>TrumpWave S P A C E
youtu.be/s1qhafzPkAM
>God Emperor Trump Was Born To Rule
youtu.be/pf4RSgb_Pqg
>Donald Trump Emperor of America
youtu.be/xQCaWLF2gfs
>TrumpBot vs Mexico
youtu.be/Q__bSi5rBlw
>Shadilay
youtu.be/ZNriNoWOtXA

INSPIRATION
>MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
youtu.be/Nyuv_bPSHBA
>Hold Back The Night
youtu.be/ldnH5ms50Jc
>Inauguration of Fire
youtu.be/XKf8jSiaghU
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
youtu.be/kIsctZlgMqg
>American Hero
youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>TRUMP - MAGA
youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway

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Mobius covfefe

>another shareblue thread

Well I'm off

There, Greg said he was sick, that's why he is acting depressed.

Why the shill edition?

Drumpfy Wumpfy is lying, he hates it.

I thought so, but nice to hear him confirm.

Delete your covfefe.

It's bed time. You need sleep to be a productive citizen. Don't be a degenerate grouchy nigger from a lack of sleep!

What a memester.

Sage.

I wonder if the Carson-Webb Victory universe has to put up with this much nonsense.

Do you feel it...

The replies in that hillary tweet are ... insane. The absolute state of the left right now.

Feel what? This shitty meme needs to end.

If we believe Spicer, covfefe could be a little inside joke meme of Trump's inner circle.

Everyone sleep eternal in all the universes Carson won.

It's ironically funny?

Stop behaving like a bunch of whiny, cock-sucking plebbit faggots when a /ptg/ here and there may be tongue-in-cheek or, god forbid, a little bit critical of Trump

Grow a fucking spine and a sense of humor

Hillary has committed memeocide. It's time for her to pay.

COVFEFE

>SPREDDIT

Well I guess covfefe is dead.

Hillary is one of those fat zombies from Left 4 Dead?

What did they mean by this?

suddenly I feel inadequate.
I will never have enough money to own a yacht

>Powerful Sean Hannity Experience up next

That has to be the comfiest timeline

How can Drumpf recover after the queen slayed him so badly?

>Queen
She's seriously going to run again, isn't she? Who here thinks Hillary/Chelsea ticket for 2020?

>Theory!
I think liberals are how they are because they have a extreme lack of sleep from drinking nothing but caffeine filled drinks at Starbucks

You'll feel it when it comes time

no it isnt, and you keep making threads with hilldawg
fuck off fag

>KG defending 'the nationalists'

Pls let nationalism be the new "true conservative"

Yaaaaaaaaaaaas!!!!! Hillary will win in 2020!!! Get him, queen!!! Slay him!!!

>Fogle liberator
>Fogle
As in Jared Fogle, the chomo getting 5 dollar foot longed in prison?

covfefe

...

make a new /ptg/

Trump made Fefe mainstream

>are you really sure you want to play this game?

Now I'm reading the whole image in Chael Sonnen's voice.

Learn to build a regular boat.

She's gearing up for a run because she's afraid FBI is opening files on her and she can use the publicity to say Trump is jailing his opponent.

Didn't even notice. Who reads the OP? Why bother? It's all the same Drumph-fags here regardless.

Fuck you Wojak. Get rekt by Pepe.

top kek

It's nupol.

No original bakers on tonight apparently

I'l take three scoops of girl scout thin mint cook ice cream.

It is called a joke.

shill thread

sage

All we need is that and Jeb to come back for more abuse and run again against Trump in the 2020 primaries, and maybe, MAYBE, we could have a repeat of 2016

Seems impossible to believe, however

chelsea is in no hurry to run. Only an idiot would throw away their run on an incumbent candidate.
Hillary had another coughing fit at a commencement speech last week. Essentially every time she has given a mid-level public speech, she has had an uncontrolled coughing attack. Which leads me to believe that they are putting her on powerful suppressors only when necessary.

...

That saved her in 2016, that's for sure.

Does Juan think he's discovered something incredible that the Republicans are opposing Trump?

I will still never be as big as bowie... 's boat

>Didn't even notice. Who reads the OP? Why bother? It's all the same Drumph-fags here regardless.
this is how /ptg/ dies

Checked! Or the Wretched Mother mobs from Diablo 3 ... she will vomit out more of her fucking mindless followers.

Even liberals know Hillary is deathly ill, they just wish she would use it for their advantage

oy vey

Rush was extra woke today AND we get Mark Steyn till Monday. I'm officially comfy

The meme that burns brightest, burns fastest.

>a twitter team made up of 20 interns
>given 12 hours to formulate a response
>this is the best they can come up with

THE MEME QUEEN STRIKES AGAIN, DRUMPF UTTERLY BOOTY BLASTED

It is a joke. It is very obviously a joke with the poor quality. The style of joke is called ironic humor. I can fetch you any definitions you need, if you are unable to get definitions for these things yourself.

There are other people who bake on right now, they just don't want to and there is no reason to split over a stupid joke.

>Posting in a hijacked thread

Has anyone compiled a collection of Obama effigy murder satire versus Trump effigy murder satire?

Hillary is one of the biggest losers in politics. Anything she says is pretty much irrelevant garabage that any libtard says on some Daily Show rip off.

ILLINOIS YES!!!

covfefe

(OP)

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF PTG

>world "leader" getting into a twitter fight with a private citizen

>Rush was extra woke today

He has got on the Trump train? Remember him being kind of hesitant in the election days.

>feels guy
>wojak

Oh, I thought you only wanted to do regular sailing or fishing.

...

>not hijacking it back

Hillary covfefed this one. Lost the chance to keep quiet.

I'm able to admit if something is funny, but this is cringey as fuck and liberals are eating it up. Really makes you think.

He has been on the Trump Train since The Zodiac Killer officially dropped out.

Liberals seem to have a lot of "queens" for hating fascism so much

What's going on? People are upset about the HillPepe?

kek

>Well my 3-year-old son I see you're playing with dolls now off comes the penis

is she the new sweetyposter?

and without the H, that was entirely the twitter team and Clinton had nothing to do with it

Then make a /ptg/ with a different image. The links are all normal. Why do you give a shit what the image in OP is when it's all the same people and discussion it would be otherwise.

Single fathers shouldn't be allowed to adopt, that means gay couples shouldnt either.

Why? Do you think it has already surpassed Obama in less than 6 months?

Shills have taken over

It doesn't even make sense. The glass house thing doesn't fit. Trump was a great candidate, because he fucking won. Dumb cunt.

Reminder: Even if you think Climate Change is the #1 issue, the Paris Agreement is utter shit.

It wants to use 'Carbon Credits', which are a scam. They're ALWAYS a scam. Think about it:

>Carbon Credits are there for you to pay into if you use above your 'accepted' carbon footprint
>This doesn't actually reduce emissions at all
>This doesn't solve any problems

All it is for is to take money from industrialized countries and then give it to poor nations. It's not a good idea, even for climate change. It's not going to reduce anything.

>private citizen who claims to have lost the presidential election because 1,000 Russian hackers assisted Trump

The democratic process in the US is open and civilian, therefore citizens are allowed to criticize public officials and vise versa. There are no speech codes regarding this in the US, unlike Europe.

It was a joke, you can calm down.

People with autism can't into satire or irony

only five minutes until >tfw no laura gf

they're watching some shitty political show

He's on (never was fully off) but he will be unbelievably mad if Trump doesnt pull out of the Paris Accord. He's fascinated by Trump and gets him on a Dilbertman level though

>1 million likes for basically putting typo over a metaphor
>the original metaphor means nothing in this context
Wow, amazing, she is a genius. Ironic she whine about Trump using bots on twitter, yet this is the greatest example of bots liking that shit "bantz".

Some thoughts on the day:

Trump owned the media cycle with the covfefe remark. Everything else was secondary. It was a hilarious troll. Spicer got in on the giggle during the press gaggle!

The subpoenas issued today ran in two types:

Senate Intell Committee actually looking into Oalammo admin abuse of unmasking, weaponizing the IC like they did the IRS - that's the one the MSM is trying to hide

Schiff trying to spin up Muh Russians - that's the one the MSM is harping on

CNN trying to recycle old shit, and failing, about Comey - sad stuff

Paris accord is kill, and liberals are mad

Hillary's comments today were comical

Kurds got armed by Trump, and /sg/, aka Sodomite General, is mad

Iranians are mad

Hannity is still on the air, and that won't change

Media Equalizer launched #SScalping, and #FightWithFire, which is pretty much a right wing version of Media Matters, and it took a liberal MSM scalp today - it will be more effective, because it isn't run by retards like Brock's crew

What did I leave out?

Its a little distressing to see her getting more popular. Shit thing about the retard that is Trump is that a lot of slimy politicians are getting popularity by jumping in on the shit flinging train.

>NYT
>...unites a bewildered nation
the covfefe does seem to be positive