/ptg/ President Trump General - Hillary is Trying Too Hard Edition

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps)
publicpool.kinja.com/
Trump Playlist
pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ

APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump meets PM Phuc 5/31/17
youtu.be/TdPjubkXo_c
>State Dept summary of Pres trip to ME 5/30/17
youtu.be/wYMcYCxWJ64
>Pres Trump w/familes of the fallen 5/29/17
youtu.be/vXOzrAepT84
>Pres Trump speech Mem Day Arlington Cem 5/29/17
youtu.be/GsNNTd2GJek
>SecDef C.H.A.O.S. Mattis speech Mem Day Arlington Cem 5/29/17
youtu.be/PwW9855-GFw
>Pres Trump wreath laying ceremony 5/29/17
youtu.be/L2kkroUVxoI
>Pres Trump Addresses Military @Naval Air Station Sigonella, Italy 5/27/17
youtu.be/2k5AZYzjsTQ
>Pres Trump Weekly Address #18 5/26/17
youtu.be/TwlMN8_0y-w
PREV APPEARANCES
pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
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WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
pastebin.com/QidpHWKJ

FUN STUFF
>WHAT DOES COVFEFE MEAN
youtu.be/OPR11lhXwlI
>Trump SwordDancing to Shadilay
youtu.be/Wd6TPIxWQwA
>AF1 Takeoff in the rain
youtu.be/taZcJqUZAF8
>TrumpWave S P A C E
youtu.be/s1qhafzPkAM
>God Emperor Trump Was Born To Rule
youtu.be/pf4RSgb_Pqg
>Donald Trump Emperor of America
youtu.be/xQCaWLF2gfs
>TrumpBot vs Mexico
youtu.be/Q__bSi5rBlw
>Shadilay
youtu.be/ZNriNoWOtXA

INSPIRATION
>MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
youtu.be/Nyuv_bPSHBA
>Hold Back The Night
youtu.be/ldnH5ms50Jc
>Inauguration of Fire
youtu.be/XKf8jSiaghU
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
youtu.be/kIsctZlgMqg
>American Hero
youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>TRUMP - MAGA
youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway

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OMG COVFEFE AMIRIGHT BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO
IMPEACHMENT WHEN?

Hillary is such a cringy cunt, holy shit. Why isn't she dead yet?

Her hatred fuels her. It keeps her corpse animated.

covfefe

You guys awoo it?

>when Trumps Twitter typo gets more attention than the cumulative of your entire campaign.

I'm a little surprised to the extent the liars press, excuse me fake news, went to isolate and ridicule themselves in front of the average person today.

I mean, they have to have SOME self reflection to see going off on this makes them look retarded?

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I think we all here know what it means.

Praise qek and praise Roy Cohn.

Geez, all this continued outrage, you'd think Kathy Griffin mocked the disabled or sexually assaulted someone (Trump).

I like how Trump still calls her Crooked Hillary.

She needs to burn.

Not if they are blinded by their lust for revenge, they don't.

I've seen people stay alive longer than they should've for many reasons: spite, hope, determination. But Hillary may be the first corpse kept alive by sheer asspain.

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I just don't know what Sessions and FBI are upto. If there are any good agents in FBI they need to act now and take this bitch down.

TRUMP IS A MEME SHITPOSTING LEGEND

THANK YOU MR PRESIDENT

WE LOVE YOU

>Hillary is Trying Too Hard Edition
*Trying Too Hard AGAIN Edition

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Did Trump make the Cobalt Vanadium Iron Iron macro?

Because figuring out that out, I don't know, it seems like whoever put this together did it first. Either that or it's literal prophecy.

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>explaining your shitty joke

god i love trump. that stupid bitch needs to be shamed to all hell. i can't believe the crap that still comes out of her mouth.

Based Spicer

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Why double Iron?

Everyone in the media is just butthurt they don't know what it means

That bong has a point.

sometimes a rock is just a rock.
but knowing Trump it could have been a calculated play. knowing the media would jump on fucking nothing he's making them look silly

We DO know what he means...

you can't sexually assault the willing

haha I love this man

Y'all nice and MK ultraed?

There you go. Trump just came from Saudi Arabia so he learned a few things.

Fe Fe

Morning
>CovfefeGate scandal deepens
>Trump delets covfefe tweet at 6 a.m.
>Trump tweets: Who can figure out the true meaning of "covfefe" ??? Enjoy!
>Impeachment imminent
>Dems delay Carter Paige testimony “indefinitely”
>Trump tweets that Paige “blows away their case against him & now wants to clear his name by showing 'the false or misleading testimony by James Comey, John Brennan...' Witch Hunt!"
>Trump tweets: Kathy Griffin should be ashamed of herself. My children, especially my 11 year old son, Barron, are having a hard time with this. Sick!
>Some news outlets say Barron thought severed head was real
>Report: Trump will pull out of Paris Climate Accord
>NYT fires Public Editor and eliminates the position
>Position was created to act as an independent watchdog for the paper
Afternoon
>Melania releases statement on Katy Griffin
>Says actions “makes you wonder about the mental health of the person who did it”
>Off camera Spicer rally
>Says covfefe tweet had no spelling errors
>”A few people in the White House” know what ‘covfefe’ means
>Will no longer answer questions on Russia
>Questions will be referred to an outside counsel
>Trump meets with Vietnamese PM
>Comey will publicly testify next week
>Speculation he will say Trump tried to quash Flynn investigation
>Elon Musk threatens to leave Trump’s biz council if he pulls out of Paris Climate Agreement
>CNN fires Kathy Griffin
>White House briefly put on lockdown
>Hillary speaks at tech conference
>Oh the iron knee
Tonight
>DoJ granted warrants to surveil journalists in order to find leakers
>Subpoenas served on CIA, NSA, and FBI relating to unmasking by House Intel
>Brennan, Samantha Power, and Susan Rice also served
>Trump considering returning seized Russian compound to Russia
>Trump tweets: Crooked Hillary Clinton now blames everybody but herself, refuses to say she was a terrible candidate. Hits Facebook & even Dems & DNC.
>Trump will announce Paris decision Thursday at 3:00 P.M.

>Learning the art of the handshake first hand

Do you think they'd go easy on you or really let you have it?

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What`s this about change in privacy policy at twitter?
Anyone took time to read?

I dont think its the hate, its those drugs and fetus serum that choc doc keeps her pumped with

Despite the negative media, I will stand up

IT FITS

the opposite really

Hey Sup Forumsacks, Liberal here and I have a question on climate change.

I understand that we disagree on the sources and causes of climate change, but to a certain extent we both agree at least that the climate *is* changing, and the icecaps *are* melting, right?

So why aren't we working together on solutions? I mean its one thing to invest in green technology, which is a good idea, but why aren't we also doing shit like building sea-walls, or investing in engineering solutions to reduce ice cap melt or some shit like that?

I'm sure there are certain things like that we can all agree on. Why don't we do that?

Why two Fe's though?

Thank you Sean

Please covfefe

Hmmm... really gets me thinking.

What did cnn mean by this?

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HMMM

oh shieeeeet

Good grief, give him a break, it was just a typo.
He meant to type cövfefe.

>not even china
go away imposter

See:
Note this happened 15 minutes after we were talking about how Trump is more famous than Napoleon. He's the most prolific human in history.

>mfw left has a collective nuclear holocaust when Trump pulls out of the accord tomorrow.

Also, you guys checked Wikileaks?
There`s people talking about McMaster and the Commerce Secretary being on the list of their reunion.

I miss Beavis and Butthead, that was a cool show.

I
WILL
STAND
UP

>trumpcausinginsomnia.jpg
Fuck, I haven't slept regularly in far too long. Too many memes, far too little time.

Don it is so much better than Ivanka

>Trump considering returning seized Russian compound to Russia
Hmm?

Jr*

THANK YOUU SEANNNN

>bending slightly so a manlet king can place a medal on you is bowing

wtf i love west virginia now

of Bildenberg* reunion.
>(((Their)))

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Holy fuck. He should have left it up.

I saw Donald Trump at a grocery store in Washington yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any Russian infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

I can only wish.
But sadly ikunck will show him pictures of brown dead baby willmills.
It's not gonna happen user.

COVFEFE = Stop sacrificing babies to Molech

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WHY DOES TRUMP WANT TO LEAVE THE PARIS AGREEMENT, /ptg/???????????? WHY???????????????????????

That picture always struck me as odd.

The guy looks old but his hands are silky smooth and he's wearing a silver, american-style watch.

is this a jojo reference

>Uh, sir, did you mean to send that tweet?
>Fuck! I butt sent it half way through a thought.
>Well the media is going ape shit over it, calling you an idiot.
>Oh yeah? Tell them that only us cool kids knows what it really means. It'll drive them nuts.

This dude is using second grade level teasing tactics against the entire media complex in the US and is winning.

>Sleeping at 8am

SUCH

LOW

ENERGY

NOT MAGAING

Because Trump isnt a CommieCuck

Cause he's not a faggot

fresh version with added archive links

When Obama kicked out all the russian government workers

The man shits on a gold toilet.
He lives the life of a Fucking real king.

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Call me when he actually pulls out.

>You'll never be able to introduce yourself to girls as DJ (Donald Trump Jr.)

I bet he drives classy cars on the regular, and only Lamborghini when the occasion is right. I bet that's the sort of refined and restrained life DJ leads.

Notice despite the utter contempt the news has they have NEVER EVER EVER found a scandle to expose President Trump's kids for? Really makes you think.

Google pronounces the arabic as "So fuck off".

>>DoJ granted warrants to surveil journalists in order to find leakers
Seems awful fucking retarded to have that as public information

See
Trump confirmed for hatebreed fan

Haha, holy shit. Hillary's going to have a stroke once her attendants read that to her.

why is Trump talking about coffee?

>unnamed sources
>Trump is in a bad mood.
>Hated the trip overseas.
>Gaining weight.
>Isolating himself.

wut

Great cosplay tbhfams.

Well according to the comics he's around 35.

>(((unnamed sources)))

Does Hillary still think she's campaigning and its 2016?

Check yo' keys

kek