Brit/pol/: 1000 Year Tory Reich Edition

>Britain Elects election centre
britainelects.com/

>Farage says guardian claim he is person of interest is 'baloney'
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/06/01/nigel-farage-person-interest-fbi-investigation-donald-trump/

>BBC and pollsters defend debate audience:
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-40118629

>Trump pulling out from Paris agreement:
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/31/donald-trump-pull-paris-climate-deal-reports2/

>Surgeon gets 15 years for performing hundreds of unnecesary mastectomies
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-40108558

>Latest contreversial poll shows conservative losses
thetimes.co.uk/article/latest-general-election-poll-predicts-conservatives-will-lose-seats-02zfwl8lc

>Corbyn follows up car crash with a disaster on mumsnet livechat
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/30/huge-disappointment-mumsnet-users-vent-fury-jeremy-corbyn-leaving/

>Roy Barraclough dies 81
bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-40119752

>Manchester benefit gig sells out:
bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-40117391

>Corbyn suffers childcare car crash interview at hands of Women's Hour
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-40090520

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Reminder: Hitler was an artist
Also, PAKIS OUT

First for pretending to be a labour voter

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FACK OFF

Andrew Neil interview with "tetchy" Farron starts at 7pm
bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbcone

Tonight's QT panel.

Theresa May should have never called this election.

Because as a wise woman once said, "Confidence I can use. Bravado gets soldiers killed,", and May is guilty of bravado.

This.

>inb4 it's shopped
No, it is not.

>1000 Year Tory Reich

"1000 Year New Labour Reich" would be more accurate.

CORBYN WILL WIN

It is shopped though, look
google.co.uk/search?q=site:reddit.com "convince them we need to present ourselves as nationalists"&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&gws_rd=cr&ei=PU0wWcfFJeuFgAaKiazwAw

5th for astute literary examination

youtube.com/watch?v=EzNat9uKts4

*blocks your path*

>autism

>what is deleting threads

Whats the whitest place in the UK?
My guess would be the Hebrides or some other place unknown to Pakis.

Can't wait for this fucking election to be over

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anycunt up itt like slipping the missus the rodger on a saturday night?

>a basic level of critical thinking

>what is burden of proof

the green party conference

>when the boss man gives you an extra wing and it's hench as fuck
>when dem chips are crispy
>AH GIVE IT A FOWA POINT FREE

Everywhere that isn't a city, there are plenty of regional capital towns if you don't want to live in the middle of nowhere.

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Literally the most repulsive image I've seen all day.

Why are niggers so disgusting to look at?

Just saw this drive past. Wasn't even taxed. These muslims just take the piss, lads.

This map is outdated.

Start frying nuns.

That thing is not human

They're all outdated, the next census isn't for 2021

*lightning sounds*

yougov.co.uk/news/2017/06/01/pollsters-experimental-election/

>a basic level of critical thinking that I have to sperg out and bluntly type on the internet, completely crushing any residual humour left in this place
Yeah very clever.

>tfw yellow

>Thinking that the person that screenshotted it wouldn't archive it as well
Cotsworlds

What are you all listening to this fine afternoon?
youtube.com/watch?v=99myH1orbs4

Corbyn is the Robespierre of this century

>orthodox Jews

No surprise there. The least respectful 'people' on earth.

youtube.com/watch?v=M8ZGHnrc4C8

>Edinburgh
>90+

I wish

Post yfw Tory landslide

I hope you've praises kek today lads

Trump and mother Theresa need our power \o/

Fucking hate Hasids, nearly as much as muslims

honestly can't imagine being anything less than 97-99%

>tfw NI

#98%

She's fucked it; May has fucked it.

Corbyn forms a coalition with SNP, Brexit is cancelled and we never leave.

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Radio 2. I put the radio on because I felt I was spending too much time in front of a screen but somehow I'm back again.

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>WorldStarofDavid
My fucking sides

You know, not very many images make me want to sympathise with ISIS's hate for America, but this one comes close.

People worried Farage talked to a Russian. Meanwhile a known terror sympathiser, who met terrorists, and appeared on Iranian state TV, is running to be Prime Minister.

Only in UK 2017.

Guten Tag

>civic nationalists

Who else for /coalitionofchaos/, it will be endlessly entertaining to watch.

Pllleeez vote for masa corbyn

Can you even imagine what the change will be like? Is that going to unanimously going to wake people up to the situation of replacement or will that have already have happened?

Whatever happened to Woesposting? It really tickled me funny bone guv'nah.

Shadilay and Covfefe, brother.

The one that fucks me up the most is the Blacked hand guy.

He's LITERALLY employed to put his fingers in and around vaginas and he can't keep his nails trimmed? WHY DON'T THEY TRIM THEIR NAILS?

It also shows you how unrealistic porn is because if you put fingernails like that near a minge in real life you're going to get kicked in the fucking head.

Welsh valleys boyo

It won't happen. You know it. Theresa May is on the verge of a nervous breakdown and hasn't been seen anywhere since the debate. Probably hiding under a table.

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fucking BASED my dude!

upvoted :^)

Hooray...

I've called every election for the past 10 years, at least as far as the end result goes in terms of whos won etc.

But this time I'm not sure the Conservatives will do it handily.
They will win no doubt, but with a slim majority at best.

I know a guardsmen and the thing I've found is: They're all ""racist"" anyway. The cunt probably wanted to smash their faces in.

Always find it impressive how they can stand with people staring at them and doing shit like this for hours.

Same thing also visible here.

TRIM YOUR FUCKING NAILS

Let me look after those borders for you white boi!!!

They will just find some way to fudge the numbers like they did with the last one

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Give me your honest predictions on the election results.

I'm starting to get really nervous...

>Yanks
Is that a jew hat he's wearing?

This is an American thing though

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I think it will, desu.

Ignoring (((YouGov))) she's like 10 points up. Polls ALWAYS underestimate Tories, so I'm thinking 130 seat majority.

Rediscovering some ultimate patrician radio shows

youtube.com/watch?v=s9W6al5XUPs

youtube.com/watch?v=MJnm85AjZuY

I thought about photoshopping an image of a "refugees welcome here" poster onto the gates of Aushwitz, but can't be arsed, if anyone wants to do that they're welcome.

>New Old Labour vs New Blue Labour
What's there to be nervous about? We've already lost.

fuck off mummy may

Tory win, large majority. 90+ seats.

May 90-160 majority.

>These are the people I am associating with

Just fuck my shit up f.a.m

Why? Because remainers are hoping to keep you in through Corbyn?

Why didnt the terror attack boost the right wings popularity?

Ew i never noticed b4 looks like he has a shit load of dirt under then as well

BASED CIVIC NATIONALISTS

youtube.com/watch?v=2Fbx8Tnynvg
youtube.com/watch?v=14J1dCwXh5w

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Muslims. What Joe Public really thinks.
>m.youtube.com/watch?v=sxefcCwgKNU
And why we should kill them all.

49.9< here

41/38
labour cant form a "progressive alliance" due to disagrements about brexit so the torys attempt a minority goverment but fail to get anything passed so theresa calls another election ,resigns and Amber Rud becomes leader then
>1000 year tory reich

>those primary school shoes

The fucking state of IRL autists

Hung parliament.

Kek I hope I live to see a second civil war in the USA

350 to 400 tory seats

>you will never wake up in bed beside Sam Cam.

Why even live?

Post yfw UKIP landslide

strawpoll.me/13089303

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>Allah bless with love and prosperity
lel

Even Pepe looks uncomfortable.