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MFW Sup Forums doesnt realize shills have divided them from their greatest ally, T_D. get yourself together Sup Forums, you need T_D and T_D needs you!

Neck yourself you fucking weaboo neet plebbit scumbag, a thread had to die for this dogshit.

y-you dont like anime girls user? i think we could be good friends, w-where are you from cutie?

Fuck off redditor

she has some fucked up teeth

They are cute

I used to masturbate onto birds at a local park. Not a thing that I'm particularly proud of but I became quite good at it. I was taking zinc supplements so I was shooting massive loads and it became something of a sport to me. For anyone interested here is your best strategy. first, you need to find an isolated spot so you don't become a sex offender. I found a short kind of channel area where I saw the pigeons would congregate. Next, you arouse yourself. I was usually content with envisioning the occasional jogging lady coming over and taking a shit on my chest and that was enough to fuel the fire but if you're not as sexually charged as me just take some porn on the go. After you're good and horny, you get some bread. My pigeons preferred white bread but healthier birds might have a taste for honey wheat or maybe even multigrain. Fat, unhealthy birds are slower and easier to hit so remember that. Once you are seated on the bench and ready to do the deed, whip your roosevelt out and scatter bread out within a few feet of you. Use your judgement based on how far you know you can cum. I was a lonely and depraved soul who could hit targets the size of a thimble at distances up to 4 feet. You wait for the pigeons to begin eating and to get comfortable with your presence. At this point, you want to coo gently and talk sensually to them to gain their trust. Now you're finally ready to cum on your bird. This is a tough part because the rapid motion of masturbation is very frightening to the birds, so you have to be subtle. Once you master a technique, you simply wind it up and let it go, aiming depending on your past cumming experiences. I always came high so I would aim for the neck of the bird and catch it right in the face. It's an extremely satisfying and erotic feeling, seeing those birds reel around covered in cum and maybe even transporting it to other places in the city.

maybe get a retainer for her gap and braces to bridge the overbite

what the fuck is with the pedos all of the sudden? get off our board

>posts daughter
>is pedophile
fuck off

>All of the sudden

You have to go back

Maybe when she gets older but she is cute so who cares

Save me in screencap

you have to go back

>the_donald

she is a cutie

What ever happened to that German guy who would post pics of birds he came on in the park, did he move to America?

Yes ;)

what are you talking about

i want to protect that smile so bad

pedo

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go on....