Get interested in heritage and culture because of Sup Forums

>Get interested in heritage and culture because of Sup Forums
>Start asking my mother and father about our heritage
>Find out my moms grand parents were half Cherokee.
>Her dad was Irish
>My dads side is mostly Italian with some German and Polish thrown in the mix.
>Bummed out over the Cherokee part.
Anyone want to trade land for some shiny beads? Also heritage/family tree thread I guess.

natives had decent genes and were a warrior people. If you were a nigger than i would worry, but native Americans are literally Asians so don't worry too much

Most women say that cherokee shit. Best thing is to get a genetic test.

>Best thing is to get a genetic test
But read the fucking fine print. Not only are you handing over your DNA to the CIA, Ancestry now claims total and in perpetuity commercial rights to your DNA.

Start getting those Tontobucks. Every job app put down you're native american

>But read the fucking fine print. Not only are you handing over your DNA to the CIA, Ancestry now claims total and in perpetuity commercial rights to your DNA.

>bummed out over the Cherokee
>a-ok with Italian

get it together, user

My moniker.

What is wrong with being italian? Aren't your ancestors mongolian?

>his ancestors were mongolian

dumbass he is mongolian dont speak to me or my son ever again

23 & me under a fake name and a neibors adress dats what i did

RARE

Holy crap. Space ayyyliens are less rare than that.

They must have to print out their packets, put them in a bottle, and wait for the surf to carry them to Australia. Talk about remote.

You ungrateful motherfucker. You exist because of the trial and tribulations of your ancestors.

You're bummed because you're a fucking Mutt? You're a waste of a life you shitstain.

A little bitch crying over his DNA. Poor Baby

Grandaddy was Irish Cherokee
Ran moonshine from here to Tennessee
Spent half his time in the Montgomery county jail
Grandmama went up and left
All her kids on her mommas front steps
Nobody's heard from her since she high tailed
I come from a long line of losers
Half outlaw half boozers

Hey, it could be worse. Part soiux myself, sharp features and blue eyes. At least we're not mulatto.

*in gayest, lispiest voice (your normal speaking voice)* oh noooo, how shameful

dont have kids with white people, by the one drop rule none of your descendants will be white

I'll believe you're part Native when you post the 23andme sheet you got.

Many Americans falsely claim they have Native ancestry. Makes them feel less guilty about profiting from genocide.

proxy

no its probably just someone on vacation

Thing is im pretty white. Im the only one in my family with blue eyes. (Doctor said it was a new mutation in our family or a recessive gene showing its face.) Palish white skin, and pretty intelligent.

you may look white but you have non white dna, therefore you really arent white, and none of your descendants will be either

Fake. Everyone knows the inhabitant of Niue has no neighbors.