Brit/pol/: Vote UKIP Edition

>Current seat predictions:: CON 362 (+32) LAB 206 (-26)
britainelects.com/nowcast/

>Mass brawl in KFC sets off edgy police
dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/619192/Chelmsley-Wood-Shopping-Centre-Birmingham-terror-police-incident
archive.is/rSFtJ

>Thousands make fake claims they were at Manchester bomb concert to scrounge free tickets
bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-40118865
archive.is/S1DeR

>Corbyn: 'No deal' in hung parliament
mirror.co.uk/news/politics/general-election-2017-live-updates-10538804
archive.is/JSuY6

>Farage accused of being pivot of global revolution
thenational.scot/news/15323507.Farage____person_of_interest____in_FBI_probe_between_Donald_Trump_and_Russia/
archive.is/MsV6l

>Sturgeon "in denial" that indyref2 caused poll drop
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/06/01/nicola-sturgeon-denial-sharp-fall-popularity-caused-second-independence/
archive.is/SIUav

>Wikileaks: Corbyn surge like that of Trump / Sanders
twitter.com/wikileaks/status/870372661154779137
archive.is/bxgVN

>BBC Question Time 01/06/17
bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b08sh4g1/question-time-01062017

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When will our people stop being fucking cucks and start deporting non-Whites?

>go for curry last night
>have a beer and glass of wine with it too
>order spicy curry
>go home
>sleep
>wake up in middle of night with major cramps in stomach and extremely dry mouth and headache
>go to toilet
>extreme burning pain
>brown waterfall comes out
>literally smells like what I ate but of sour acidic poo as well
>this carries on all fucking night and day

Indians are really disgusting if they do this for pleasure.

Makes you think

Latest IpsosMORI/Standard Poll:

Con 45% (-4)
Lab 40% (+6)
Lib Dems 7% (nc)
UKIP 4% (nc)

Down from a 15 point lead in their last poll.

>Tories in 2015 3 points behind
>Still won majority

>Tories 5 points ahead
>Brit/pol/ is shitting themselves

You're all gaylords.

Sounds like a good clean out pal. I turn Madras into solid hot bricks at this point you need to up your game.

5 points ahead in polls that overestimate YOOF turnout significantly no less.

Reminder that both main parties love uncontrolled migration.
Reminder that both main parties will give us a shit deal with europe.
Reminder that both main parties will ensure that immigration stays at least in the high 200k range for years to come.
Reminder that both main parties are dedicated to Orwellian levels of spying on this countries citizens.
Reminder that both main parties will keep us part of the European Arrest Warrant, meaning out citizens can be dragged before foreign courts.
Reminder that both main parties support abortion.

Reminder that the status quo wont change if you keep fucking voting for it

TORIES WANT TO FUCK OVER EVERYONE FOR BUSINESS INTERESTS
youtube.com/watch?v=sdZp5iw-UEo

LABOUR WANT TO FUCK OVER EVERYONE FOR "MUH MIGRANTS"
youtube.com/watch?v=vSTeXX8fMIY

REMINDER IF YOU VOTE FOR EITHER LABOUR OR CONSERVATIVE YOU ARE PART OF THE PROBLEM

VOTE U K I P

He's right you know

Yep but its a shame its pointless to vote for anyone else since they never win.

YEAAH BLUD U GET MEE TING INNIT DAT BOSSMAN CORBYN GON WIN DA LECTION ND SHIT BRUV HE IZ GUN GIVE US EXTRA BENEFITS BLUDTING AND FREE CHIKINZ AT ALL DA BEST CHIKIN SHOP IN DA HOL OF LANDAAN BRUVVVVV

IS DAT SUM WEED TING LEGALISE? DA PENG A LENG? DA LESSSHHHHHHH BRUVVVVVVVVVVVVV CORBYN GOT MAH VOTE HE CARES ABOUT DA BRUVA ON DA STREET NOT DA TORY IN HIS SEAAT BRUVV

BUT SERIOUSLY CORBYN IS GONNA MAKE DIS CHIKIN A FIVE OUT OF FIVE BLUDFAMTING. HE GON PUT A CHIKIN SHOP ON EVERY STREET AND A BARGAIN BUCKET IN EVERY HOMMEEE BRUVVVVVVVVVVVV

DA CORBYN GOT DA VOTE OF DA YOOF BRUV COS HE IS DA ONLY MAN WITH A PLAN FOR DA WEST BRIXTON ARAB FRIED CHIKON

BRUUUVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV

Not with that attitude.

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give me a nazi paki

I've had acid reflux since I was a child. Hence why I was vegetarian from 4-20 years old. Just started a new job where I'm sitting at a desk for 12 hours a day. I get massive gurgles and stomach twists. When I shit it's a single plug flying out and then a noise that only japs in 1945 would recognise.

Feels so good after that.


Just got off my break, walked past one of those LUSH shops, where Topshop girls and gay guys buy bath stuff. It had an electric sign in the window saying:

Dear 16%
We hate fox hunting and think it's cruel
Love the 84%

How gay

Yet they don't campaign against halal slaughter.

"Islamophobia", wow this bullshit word is in my autocorrect functions wtf

Mazel tov!

user, I trust you have my vote in the upcoming general election.

Reminder the NHS and Welfare shouldent exist. let them die on the streets

Reminder that universal suffrage was a mistake and if you vote for Corbyn you are a disgusting parasite who has no right to claim love for their country.
>‘Bread and Circuses’ is the cancer of democracy, the fatal disease for which there is no cure. Democracy often works beautifully at first. But once a state extends the franchise to every warm body, be he producer or parasite, that day marks the beginning of the end of the state. For when the plebs discover that they can vote themselves bread and circuses without limit and that the productive members of the body politic cannot stop them, they will do so, until the state bleeds to death, or in its weakened condition the state succumbs to an invader—the barbarians enter Rome.

>have guaranteed win
>don't bother standing

why is farage such a panzie ?

>England for the English
What did he mean by this?

>He's reading this thread right now

>He doesn't want to defend his weed farm with Automatic rifles

you might just be gay

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This in a truly free country a hard worker would be able to pay for all the needs of himself and dependents. Free from the burden of taxation

He would lose by an even larger margin than last time.

>Corbynistas think they can win with 40%
>The Tories have 45% which they completely ignore
>Shy Tory factor ignored
>risk of Corbyn ignored
>low youth turnout as always ignored

It's gonna be one hell of a night.

indians are our great imperial brothers

>t. queen lizzie

he wants to stay in Brussels while the negotiations are taking place. if he is an MP in Westminster, he will have zero chance of influence.
that's his reasoning anyway, make of it what you will.

>implying we don't want Turkey to join the EU now

Serves the cunts right.

mummy is beautiful

Lads, why do Labour always have the most incompetent people showing up for TV interviews?

It actually seems that whenever they go on, they always and I mean always get utterly BTFO by their interviewer.

Tories that go in, in contrast, tend to have better arguments, better at deflecting, staying cool under pressure etc. Just in general they seem much better trained for media

He's not Indian his accent wasn't Indian.

>tories exposed and are being tried for corruption
>still vote tories

fml

*sees this picture*
*does nothing*
*sees Amanda Holden's cleavage*

As I have said before, I am no socialist, but that image assumes no means testing.

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This one is older, fuck off

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We're only a few years from mainstream arse-cleavage

>tfw working away from home all week so won't get to see the massive lols and bantz on Brit/pol/

Could be for the best though, fast moving threads on Sup Forums are absolute dogshit. At the risk of sounding like a hipster homo, Sup Forums is always better when it's less popular

Never

>Run completely horrendous campaign
>Win with an increased majority

NAZBOL GANG 1917TH PRECINCT REPRESENT

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It's already been used you moron.

We all know blokes like you

Labour don't have any competent politicians

Still something a bit chavy about her.

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Feels good to know there's no way we can lose

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I'm pakistani British and just as British as you and I

Inshallah

Because a party with ideas as shit as Labour's doesn't attract competent people.

>tfw having to decide between the Tories and the SNP

White people love playing divide and rule. Let's not play their game.

>implying Labour are strongly in favour of means testing

UKIP is just being used to sinkhole young/suggestible voters who would otherwise vote against the theresa party in the 2-party system we unfortunately find ourselves with.
If you are going to vote then vote tactically according to your constituency.

I'd cum all over her back, that's about it

The Welshman cometh

>implying they're not in multicultural modern tolerant britain

you wouldn't want to wind back the clocks tot he wrong side of history would you user?

>>implying Labour are strongly in favour of means testing
I never even mentioned Labour or any political party, what are you on about?

>and then a noise that only japs in 1945 would recognise
o i am laffin

Any socialist party should be, because welfare leeches harm the society as a collective.

>voting for Wee Jimmy Kranky
>ever

>commies can only afford sticks as weapons

really makes me think

*leans towards you*

welsh conquest was a mistake

Good lad, supporting the rapist community, well done.

She grinds my gears but goddamn

>voting
>ever

britpol won't be too bad, the sticky will be far worse. Maybe we'll even have a normal britpol and a comfy, slower britpol simultaneously.

I'm voting for Monster Raving Looney lads

quora.com/Is-there-physical-scientific-proof-that-Jews-were-gassed-to-death-in-Nazi-concentration-camps/answer/Damian-Graves

>still won the war
ALMONDS
[] NOT ACTIVATED
[X] ACTIVATED

fair enough you were referring to the image i posted, but my post was mainly directed at Corbyn supporters, but it applies to anybody who supports a big welfare state.

Hitler has only got one ball
The other is in the Albert Hall
His mother, the dirty bugger
Cut it off when he was small

It's already dead, you thick cunt, why even post?

...applies to a welfare state that doesn't implement proper means testing - the two are not mutually exclusive.

Well this is already happening thanks to the transition of assets to NHS Property Services Ltd

NAZBOL is a left/pol/ meme to try and "convert" Sup Forums to leftism. All it has done is make people on lefty/pol/ more right-wing.

bbaaaa

Nice to see another vegan on here

They stll have a good few days to lose that lead because of DUDE FREE SHIT LMAO.

absolutely gutted i missed the this week live thread last night

Check the post time you fucking retard.

you mean capitalists won the war then BTFO you out 40 years later into ANOTHER capitalist nation

I'm an unironic NazBol.

Capitalism a shit.
Niggers also a shit.

It's the most logical way.

I would like you all to know that I would have sexual intercourse with her

Brit/pol/'s days are numbered.

I did you utter fucking cockgobbler.

Just stop posting, there's enough dumb pakis here already.

If Farron believed in doing the right thing for the country, he would drop the lib dems out and tell everyone to vote Labour. The LD presence is jus splitting the left vote and letting the tories win.

At least there's UKIP to split the racists' vote a bit, but not to the same degree. A cuntservative victory is almost certain.

thats because real indian food isnt the curry you eat

thats what makes i good lad

you're not wrong, but i'll still use the picture even if it is imprecise and hyperbolic. it still encapsulates this major flaw of people being able to vote for endless bennies.

>capitalists won the war.
hmm

Also Putin is NAZBOL.