Canadian Government insanity at work

Canada has decided to stand up for Canadians by making ALL CANADIANS pay for a sector bailout.

And they say political donations don't have any influence.

zerohedge.com/news/2017-06-01/canada-unveils-650-million-lumber-industry-bailout-stand-us

Other urls found in this thread:

pm.gc.ca/eng/news/2017/06/01/statement-prime-minister-canada-response-united-states-decision-withdraw-paris
macleans.ca/economy/why-every-housing-bubble-looks-like-the-new-normal/
nytimes.com/2013/08/04/health/for-medical-tourists-simple-math.html?pagewanted=all
metronews.ca/news/winnipeg/2017/06/01/woman-who-died-in-attempt-to-cross-border-was-trying-to-get-to-daughter.html
metronews.ca/news/toronto/2017/06/01/elizabeth-wettlaufer-guilty-woodstock-ontario-.html
metronews.ca/news/canada/2017/06/01/karla-homolka-to-no-longer-volunteer-at-montreal-elementary-school.html
metronews.ca/news/toronto/2017/06/02/black-graduatio-celebration-to-inspire-younger-generations.html
archive.is/C7u2y
metronews.ca/news/vancouver/2017/05/31/overdose-crisis-a-call-to-action-in-bc-schools-experts.html
metronews.ca/news/vancouver/2017/06/01/maple-ridge-tent-city-campers-have-nowhere-to-go.html
cbc.ca/news/canada/saskatchewan/saskatoon-police-chief-apologizes-for-refusing-young-mom-a-breast-pump-while-in-custody-1.4141326
cbc
archive.is/0vf9N
twitter.com/AnonBabble

>the government has been careful to characterize the money as a support package, not a bailout, in order to avoid running further afoul of protectionist forces in the United States.

Canadians will defend this

Dear Canada,

Fuck off.

Regards,

America

>canada protecting their lumberjacks
Yeah.

Yeah, that sounds about right.

it was a good thing they sorted out their forest fire so quickly. They are totally not dependent on that, for economical reasons. Not to speak of the (((climate change))) that they seem to care so much about. No amount of tax will replace those trees that could have been saved, that would contribute not only to the economy, but to reduce co2

>mfw we're going to fuck the world into oblivion

>it was a good thing they sorted out their forest fire so quickly.

the McMurray fire is still burning.

Do they at least have legal weed by now?

Nope. Trudeau is still keeping that ace up his sleeve.

What a bastard.

>the package includes loans and loan guarantees
>loan guarantees

The taxpayer is subsidizing the risk and the profits stay private. they think this will end well.

great. now let's see the other countries do it

>everyone is going to bailout their industry
>then we'll continue like nothing happened
fucking money magic.

top kek


is it though?

they can't dangle the carrot AND feed it to them. Trudeau is gonna make them vote for DUDEWEED twice.

Are loan guarantees guaranteed loans?

>is it though?

yes. i won't google it for you though because i would be denying you the fun and joy of seeing the collossal fuckup for yourself.

it means the taxpayer absorbs the negative costs and risk and the lumberjacks get to keep the associated profits.

Do you know what a bond is?
What happens to a bond at maturity?

they sure got their priorities right.
Wealth redistribution at it's finest.
Better get 300 fire dancers from Africa to help with the fire.
Fucking Canadians defend that shit too. Retards
>Pay carbon tax or your children will burn

>Remember how everyone screamed at Trump that this would send Lumber prices soaring, crush homebuilder margins, send housing costs through the roof? Well...

The key to fighting fire isn't starving it of oxygen, it's diversity!

>pay your workers first world wages
>live next to the world's largest economy
>this nation next to you imports cheap third world labourers by the millions
>uses their cheap third world labour to create unfair market competition
>decide to help out the sector in competition with this mess of cheap labour as is the soverign right of every nation
>world's largest economy throws a shitfit, says the mutually agreed upon free trade agreement doesn't allow this
>no one seems to mention that this particular sector isn't mentioned in the mutually agreed upon free trade agreement
>on top of that, the tariffs they imposed on your sector is in breach of the tariff limits established by an organization that monitors world trade
>the world's largest economy still bitches and moans

Honestly living next to Americans is like living next to a big violent retard. It can't think clearly and every time it swings its fat arms it either hurts itself or someone else.

You're going to have to drop the carbon cult bullshit if you want to be able to compete.

The softwood lumber dispute has been going on longer than you or Justin Trudeau have been alive.

I've been told that they need to hold out until 2018 because there are some NATO stipulations that prohibit them from legalizing it. No idea how true that is

...

You guys want to read some cucked out bullshit:

pm.gc.ca/eng/news/2017/06/01/statement-prime-minister-canada-response-united-states-decision-withdraw-paris

>“We are deeply disappointed that the United States federal government has decided to withdraw from the Paris Agreement. Canada is unwavering in our commitment to fight climate change and support clean economic growth. Canadians know we need to take decisive and collective action to tackle the many harsh realities of our changing climate.

...Yeah dudes we get it, you're insane and speak primarily in platitudes.

This is based.
This is why Maxime Bernier lost. We have to stand with our industry and protect it. Not globalize it in the name of free market. Libertarians fucking lose again. What insufferable pieces of shit. Feels good.

Supply management: CHECK
Lumber industry : CHECK

>Canada giving subsidies to lumber industry
What's next maple syrup being unable to compete on the world market?

imagine if canada had nukes. haha, scary thought

They are they type to nuke themselves to save the environment. They sure as fuck nuked their economy and quality of life over it.

aaaeuuuuuughhhhh?

I'M A LUMBERJACK AND I'M OK
I SLEEP ALL NIGHT AND I WORK ALL DAY
I PUT ON WOMEN'S CLOTHING
JUST LIKE MY DEAR MAMA!

>What's next maple syrup being unable to compete on the world market?

The world's maple syrup market is dominated & controlled by a leaf cartel. They flood any market that a new producer tries to enter.

Maybe learn to be more competitive instead of suckling at the government dick you leaf faggot.

Macleans attempts to explain to canadians that their crackshack isn't actually going up in value $700 per day and that they are deluded:

>macleans.ca/economy/why-every-housing-bubble-looks-like-the-new-normal/

go fuck a teakettle you bitchass calling cookies biscuit ass fucking muslim ass bitch how about you lose an entire seafaring empire again faggot your great grandmother needed so much dick your country took over the world to get her enough go fuck some black pudding while thinking of the queen faggot your food is so shit africa chased you out so they could go back to eating dirt dont you have muslim bull to prep or is it time to put fucking beans on fucking toast & pretend you dont want to kill yourself are you gonna pray to allah when youre done here or jack it with your big ben dildo

id tell you to slit your wrists but you dont have ANY FUCKING KNIVES DO YA

I tried searching "best blowjob ever" on pornhub but all I could find was your COUNTRY FUCKING SUCKING BITCHFAG

How butthurt are you gonna be if a real nationalist Canadian got into power and completely went full autarky and kicked the U.S out and went nuclear to prevent your jewry from invading? Let's turn this into another Korean border faggot I'm fucking ready. When I die I want to die on the border with a gun in my hand , snow all on my body with my final thought being I died fighting hordes of american hispanics, jews, africans, etc

>id tell you to slit your wrists but you dont have ANY FUCKING KNIVES DO YA

i could always sharpen my training knife for just such a task. But suicide requires a permit and I can't afford the training courses until my daughters leave university.

The UN said it was against the rules so Trudeau conceded.

If it was Australia we would have told them to fuck off because state sovereignty trumps their bullshit. Just like we did with offshore detention.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE ANNEX US DADDY, DON'T LISTEN TO THESE LIBERAL LEAF FAGGOTS IN THIS THREAD

Heh.

'start'

I remember when my 87 year old grandma was put on a 2 year waiting list for a hip replacement

>If

too bad youre a gunless chinese colony

What a absolute joke of a country
What a absolute joke of a leader
Cucknada

Did the health care system manage to save money on that one or not?

By July 1st of 2018

No she just lived two years without a hip in constant pain until an open editorial in the local paper got her bumped up.

God bless your grandma.

no you retard, how the fuck would it burn through winter covered in snow?

but we withdrew from the kyoto accord in like 2008...

>No she just lived two years without a hip in constant pain until an open editorial in the local paper got her bumped up.

mfw canadians have to shame their country into behaving morally by using editorials...

>le apocalyptic anecdote

Does that mean we get even cheaper lumber?

You're an embarrassment.

Our health system is grossly overburdened and understaffed

The truth that no one is telling the public is that the government grow ops can't even keep up with the medicinal patients atm. There are waiting lists right now and only about 38 government growers. There is no way this will be legal in the next couple years because of the red tape involved in starting a legit grow op. Trudeau is full of shit.

LEL
Canadians have no morality.

And you're a cuck suckling at Sup Forumss teat. Have some civic pride.

It checks out.

at least they legalized bestiality right?

Stop caring. There is literally NOTHING you can do.
You can't leave
You can't run for parliament
You can't do shit

Fuck I hate this country. June 2nd and it's fucking freezing out. People are dressed like it's November.

FUCK CANADA

We need our shit pushed everyone we can.

That's how you wake people up

undoubtedly you should go to the American System
In Need of a New Hip, but Priced Out of the U.S.

nytimes.com/2013/08/04/health/for-medical-tourists-simple-math.html?pagewanted=all

When people like (you), represent Canada, it's hard to have pride. You're an embarrassment. Canadians like (you), ruin the reputation for the rest of us.

It's supposed to get up to 18 degrees today here buddy :-)

>suckling at (insert name) teat

vintage ad hom

HOT DAMN!!! 18

W_E_W_L_A_D

>Canadians choosing not meme with Sup Forums and actually speak rationally about the facts are the embarassing ones
To be 19 again.

the hospital I worked had literally had to close wards because they couldn't pay the electrical bill

The only way we're going to be able to come close to annexing you is if you do one of two things:

attack us
begin to crumble as a country

So either ramp up anti-American sentiments, or just keep electing Trudeau or someone worse, and work on destroying your country as quickly as possible.

more ad homs. when will it end? have you an insult and a fallacy for every post? Why so venomous?

You're what people hate about canada bud.

>the hospital I worked had literally had to close wards because they couldn't pay the electrical bill

at least they didn't outsource radiology to india

oh wait.....

I'm still waiting for someone to formulate a thoughtful response to my original post that isn't entirely memes.

It's here if you want to take a crack at it.

Canada Post's server maintenance is done by Indians

They're doing the jobs Canadians refuse to do amirite?

>I'm still waiting

We're in charge of you now.

>“Canada is standing up to the U.S., Canada is standing up for Canadians.

Robbing canadians more like.

Nothing you said is factual. It's (your) stupid retard Canadian opinion. Nothing more.
Whenever you get to the keyboard, you're like a retard,swinging his limps at the keyboard, trying to type stuff and hurt yourself in the process.

You are an embarrassment to Canada.

Lies are truth in Canada. The country is built on lies and robbery of the people the conned into coming here.
The government literally traps you here.

One thing for sure, Canadians are faggets

DAMN Americans and their border!! Some illegal refugee died trying to get into Canada

metronews.ca/news/winnipeg/2017/06/01/woman-who-died-in-attempt-to-cross-border-was-trying-to-get-to-daughter.html

>They are they type to nuke themselves to save the environment
kek

Leafette Nurse, murders 8 old people.
She should be rewarded.
FUCK Old Canadians

metronews.ca/news/toronto/2017/06/01/elizabeth-wettlaufer-guilty-woodstock-ontario-.html

Lumber industry in Canada consists of lumber companies 'leasing' the land from the Canadian government, clear cutting it and exporting the raw logs overseas for processing. Our industry consists of loading logs onto trucks and then onto boats.

Canadians, being unable to cover the overhead of dumbfuck bureaucrats, still somehow operate this at a loss and require a 'government bailout'.

>going into nursing
>currently in the US the median pay is around $60k
>horrified that we'll move to nationalized healthcare
>"sorry guys, to save money for the system it looks like we're going to cut your pay in half"
>as people get more and more underpaid and overworked, people start jumping ship
>the problem gets worse for the remaining nurses
>eventually shitskins are imported to fix the problem and drive down costs more
I'm scared. Is there any way to avoid this fate?

Ex-Murderer and rapist volunteers at elementary school

metronews.ca/news/canada/2017/06/01/karla-homolka-to-no-longer-volunteer-at-montreal-elementary-school.html

This bitch helped rape and kill her own 14 y.o sister.

You people are literally the descendants of rapists, pedo and murderous hookers.

Ontario imports like 3000 Homolkas a day. Why are they upset about this shit now?

I don't think your system is anywhere it needs to be to become nationalized like we have senpai, at least not before you finish your program. Though most of the nurses were Haitians or some shit and quality of care was hit or miss. Some of them doing overtime ended up making over $100k

Obamacare was the first step even though it's literally unconstitutional. I see universal healthcare in my lifetime senpai

What are you even talking about?? Stop trying to shift the subject off how trashy and shit Canadians are.

Black People Only Graduation at University of Toronto.

metronews.ca/news/toronto/2017/06/02/black-graduatio-celebration-to-inspire-younger-generations.html

Don't be so hard on Canada
They aren't as bad as most of Europe (including UK, brexit doesn't mean your country is no longer cucked)

But, but the brave firefighters from South Africa that flew half way around the world to 'help out'...never mind.

archive.is/C7u2y

well it's nationalized here and like I say you can still make good money.

Leaf Teens LOVE doing drugs. So much, they die

metronews.ca/news/vancouver/2017/05/31/overdose-crisis-a-call-to-action-in-bc-schools-experts.html


You people are such fucked up scum. When I was 16, I knew other 16 y.os who smoked crack to gangsta rap and thought they were cool as fuck.
You people are the descendants of the worst and most fucked up scum people, UK had to offer.
The Royal Family sent you trash people to Canada, to DIE

British Colombia, where poor WHITE Canadians live in "Tent Cities" cause all their money goes to drugs.
The WHITE way to live in Canada.

metronews.ca/news/vancouver/2017/06/01/maple-ridge-tent-city-campers-have-nowhere-to-go.html

Everything canada does is based of America they have no identity of their own just "were totally not america guise"

I wonder if female genital mutilation is covered by OHIP. Probably is, i mean you can't have people doing it themselves. That would be wrong.

Mom in jail, can't get a breast pump, Police Chief says "they dropped the ball"

cbc.ca/news/canada/saskatchewan/saskatoon-police-chief-apologizes-for-refusing-young-mom-a-breast-pump-while-in-custody-1.4141326


WHO CARES, this MOTHER is in jail. No worries. Her kid will become a doctor or a lawyer. I swear it.
Scum breeds scum
You're all fucking scum

Always use archive

>cbc ca/news/canada/saskatchewan/saskatoon-police-chief-apologizes-for-refusing-young-mom-a-breast-pump-while-in-custody-1.4141326
archive.is/0vf9N

>Canada doesn't realize how counter-productive bailouts are
>Canada doesn't realize that the American Bailouts were fraud and how angry Americans were about them.