>tfw booked Friday off work next week so I can shitpost all night on Thursday
Dominic Mitchell
Brits are fagoots
Christian Powell
Reckon Labour can win in my constituency
Oliver Price
RIP Labour
Blake Butler
doubt it
Easton Reed
Makes me happy that people actually book time off work to post here.
Brit/pol/ truly is the best general.
Syria general is close, those guys organise air strikes.
Jayden Wood
Is mk a shithole?
Jordan Edwards
>8% swing Not impossible, but nearly.
Anthony Edwards
Same lad, I've got a couple of bottles of champagne from my birthday will have one ready on Thursday night to celebrate the start of the Tory Reich.
Joshua Adams
>Keep it Real Party
Brayden Cooper
Get back to 9gag faggot. >Protesting healthcare privatization You lot bitch even when the jobs for cleaning the shitters is outsourced. >illegal wars As an ex-serviceman I would gladly beak your neck if you said that to my face. Come down to Afghanistan and see how the Taliban cut the hands off of kids we vaccinated you fuck. >cutting workers rights Exactly why he doesn't support the people, kek
Jayden Roberts
Corbyn has the: >student vote >youth vote >poor people vote >woman vote >parent with young children vote >public transport commuter vote >benefits recipient vote >anti-establishment vote
Theresa May has the: >pensioner vote And even still, a good chunk of them will abandon her after she ditched the triple lock and introduced dementia tax into the manifesto.
Can someone please explain to me why Tories still think they can win??
Oliver Williams
Its American style so each 'block' is different. Some absolute shitholes like Fishermeade some nice gated communities.
Dylan Young
>Hear a knock on my door >Expect it to be a mate >Open door >It's labour >Campaigner talks to me about how young people don't vote >Agree that people shouldn't be cocky and have a lie in on polling day >"Do you know about your labour MP?" >Tell him all I know >He's pretty much the only MP who actually visits people when campaigning instead of getting others to do it ironically >"Do you like Corbyn?" >Nervously look around >Not sure what to say because as much as he's a nice socialist, I don't want a comrade as PM >Tell him he's alright, same with May, keeping an open mind until the day >"Well won't don't you like about him?" >Not sure what to say again because I don't like many of Corbyn's policies or attitude towards certain issues >Try to be honest and tell him I don't like his stance on certain policies >"Well have a read through this and maybe you'll get a better idea of who to vote for" >Thank him and take flyer >Bunch of people walking past my front door >One of them is in a suit and has a red rosette on >It's the labour MP of my constituency >I'm wearing some pop culture t-shirt, tracksuit bottoms and no socks >He looks at me >Thumbs up, autistically smile and shut the door >Get changed in tidier clothes in case he comes back How did I do lads? I'm conflicted as well since I do like the Labour MP but hate Corbyn and his friends like Diane Abbot, I know the Tories can't win where I am and none of the other MPs make as much of an effort as he does.
Owen Wilson
Very unlikely, are UKIP standing this time? A lot of UKIP voters I meet are prepared to vote Conservative for the first time in nearly 10 years to stop Labour.
Logan Gutierrez
Momentum going intro election day is everything. Corbyn is making strides forwards, May is tumbling and fucking up at every opportunity.
Brit/pol/ can keep burying it's head in the sand all they want but it's undeniable. It may be too late, it may not be enough, but something is happening.
Aaron Phillips
Migrants caught STEALING FLOWERS and soft toys from memorial to victims of Manchester bombing
How long until British men fight back? I can't do it alone spineless faggots.
William James
The absolute STATE of my constituency.
Jack Martinez
>Can someone please explain to me why Tories still think they can win??
There's still a common and somewhat accurate conception that Corbyn is a nut, and the vital middle class vote don't want their wages redistributed.
Charles Howard
Just gunna "work" from home.
I wouldn't miss the day after the GE with you guys for the world. It was great after brexmas.
Wyatt Johnson
Grow some balls and tell the roaches to do one.
Jackson Ross
I'm pretty sure you are legally entitled to answer the door naked unless you live near a school. Wasted opportunity.
Jayden Perez
inb4 cobyn shills get suspiciously quiet come next thrusday/friday
Luke Rivera
You bring shame on your county, without Halton Cheshire would go completely blue.
Jaxson Hill
The middle class is fed up with high housing prices and shit transport infrastructure though.
Jeremiah Price
is that somewhere in merseyside?
Brayden Davis
>my birthday on the 8th >booked the 9th off also
Nicholas Anderson
>UKIP on 2%
What the actual fuck? Their manifesto is excellent and clearly resonates with a fair portion of the electorate.
Also, look at the state of the milkman, thought they'd get back on track after the Jap sniper won in West London but they've been pathetic.
Zachary Russell
Not a chance
Mason Rogers
We have a Paki as our UKIP candidate but atleast we BTFO'd the Lib Dems
Camden Lee
Will Corbyn and May debate face to face?
Ryder Rivera
If he manages to sell himself as a viable candidate, that could be enough to swing it just before the election.
Xavier Adams
i'm voting tory
Andrew Morris
May is way ahead in the 60+ demographic, young people might answer polls but they aint going to vote. Not that it matters you're going to get the same shit regardless of who it is.
Adrian Ward
Comfy as fuck
Chase Anderson
it blows my mind that people on here are shilling for corbyn
what the fuck happened? there are no trump parallels, he's a fucking SJW marxist you delusional retards.
Jaxson Gonzalez
Shy tories, differential turnout, last time the undecideds broke for the tories on the day etc
Josiah Cox
We're in for a big surprise. It's obvious pollsters overestimated a certain party's approval ratings.
John Allen
28 minutes until the final countdown
Josiah Wilson
>implying corbyn will do anything about either
Railways have been shit for years, both nationalised and not. It's a meme, not a solution.
Building more houses means nothing if you don't get immigration under control, which Corbs won't.
It really is incredible isn't it, I think it shows that amongst other things they have failed to properly rebrand themselves, but also I don't think they are being given a fair shot in the media, just look at the way that Nuttall was treated on the last debate.
Liam Ramirez
Labour has an 'anti-semitismm problem', that is reason enough.
Nicholas Cruz
And it wouldn't have been our problem had our government stayed out of the Middle East. Considering you were a welfare queen being an serviceman, why are you so against Labour, the NHS and workers rights? Its moronic to not want good relations with your closest neighbours and biggest trade partners. May has backed the Naylor report through the campaign which proposes privatisation down the line. Boris Johnson was fired twice as a journalist for faking sources and is treated with contempt as a joke internationally.
Nicholas Garcia
>have to vote Tory just to make sure the Lib Dems don't get back in
Michael Taylor
>implying corbyn will do anything about either That's the thing though, he doesn't have to. He just has to SAY he will. I can't count the number of times I've tried to explain this over the last month, of course Corbyn can't do anything to solve these problems, of course he can't deliver on half of his fucking manifesto, but if he can make people BELIEVE he can, that's all he needs to get in.
Kevin Sanders
for some reason i can only watch graham norton slightly drunk, it feels cheap and nasty and tacky without the alochol.
Charles Nelson
I genuinely like Tom Cruise.
Scientologists are the only religious group in Hollywood that aren't Jewish.
Isaac Williams
Reminder that out of the realistic possible governments, only the Tory party has agreed to leave the single market.
Gabriel Perry
mummy may isnt a mummy ? what do you mean ?
Ayden Adams
>celebrate the start of the Tory Reich.
Nathan King
>muh army welfare queen meme
Actually go and end your life somewhere.
Bentley Sullivan
u mad white boi?
Jaxon Scott
/ptg/ is the best general
Logan Cooper
Remember, tonights QT is LIVE, any old nutter could do what they want.
Evan Johnson
Decent line-up on AQ. Won't be listening though with the QT 'debate'.
Colton Garcia
it blows my mind that people on here are shilling for may
what the fuck happened? there are no trump parallels, she's a fucking authoritarian establishment plant you delusional retards.
Ryan Reyes
Fuck off back to r/uk_politics you retarded paki, nigger loving shill.
Sebastian Garcia
I was just listening to LBC and they were talking about polls. A woman was on there saying how she got polled and had to endure a 15-20 minute phone call. Surely this is a huge setback to polling accuracy. People who are passionate about politics are more likely to set aside time and answer all the questions, whereas people with lives, work, and families to feed are less likely to want to sit for ages being asked about political beliefs?
Landon Johnson
I genuinely can't, my split personality won't let me. Well, at least I know what I'm doing when my UKIP candidate knocks on the door.
Lincoln Perez
I hate those cunts.
Brody Cook
Good lad
Austin Johnson
What are those meme parties at the bottom?
Bentley Peterson
The middle class also worked hard for their money and would quite like to hold on to it. I think Corbyn has a bit of a reputation as a socialist who's going to raise tax and squeeze all their money from them.
Leo Bell
Smash that ukip button lad
Jonathan Ramirez
i love mummy shes just like pepe
Connor Gonzalez
Only because they're the mudshit party
Aaron Cook
why do people want Tory to win?
You know they are the party of mass immigration and poorness right?
>tfw live in Leicesterstan and the pakis will always keep their provider in power >tfw voting tory anyway
Jonathan Diaz
Stop eating meat!
Elijah Anderson
no it isn't?
empowering the far-left because 'muh jews' is unbelievable
seems that everyone on here shits on state gibs whores and multiculti types all day every day until it comes to the wire and then they realise that they are a parasite themselves and fall in line
Eli King
Time to remove the Tory scum, gas the rich renationalize now
Asher Richardson
B R E X I T A N D. I R A. Y O U. F A G G O T
Gabriel Hall
That's simply muh palistine and muslims.
Landon Lee
Apologised for saying we would plunge into recession immediately. If you can't accept with our already stagnating economy and lower immigration levels we wont be plunged into recession with tariffs then you're blind. No bait there. You'd have to be an idiot to believe that somehow the EU creating laws on bendy bananas has stopped the country dealing with domestic problems. Being able to sell whisky to India isn't going to bring back the Empire and somehow solve these issues.
Carson Barnes
I like him, he calls the Chinese subhumans and doesn't afraid of anything.
Angel Ortiz
because it's the tories versus labour and one is quite obviously, you fuck wit
Luke James
Please send help
Aiden Brown
It's not all that different to the way Nige was treated in 2015. Nuttall is a decent enough guy but he simply doesn't have the charisma to get through to people like Farage did.
We seriously need a strong nationalist party in this country because the Tories aren't to be trusted in the issues of migration and multiculturalism.
John Bailey
>Labour Chief-Whip, Michael Cocks
John Miller
mummy may innit
Christopher Sullivan
desu I think it was, I just think it was one of these hard truths that normies cant accept.. like the fact that its more agro to hire pregnant women or less cost effective and the fact that terrorists are islamist which upset a lot of people when paul nuttal said it which shows you how fucked up the situation is
Owen Perry
Me as well. His films are all good. One of the very few actors whose films can immerse me from start to finish and tell a decent story. I go to see every Mission Impossible at the cinemas.
Cooper James
I did last election but I'm worried it'll be a throw away and corbyn will fuck it all up
Jace Howard
>Muslims wouldn't attack if we left them alone That worked well for Sweden and that Akkerland girl didn't it? Sweden, the country known for it's Middle Eastern interventionist foreign policy. Muslims won't stop until we are either dead or forced to convert (and it won't even stop then considering they bomb each other all the fucking time)
Nolan Lewis
There is a huge gap open in the political landscape for a party that is socially conservative and fiscally social.
Connor Hill
>NW England >one party state >muh always voted Labour
Levi Howard
May has a ladys willy and you'll never get to touch it
Grayson Johnson
Jack Reacher series is good too.
Angel Price
This. Mass immigration will continue either way. The Tories MIGHT slow it SLIGHTLY but nowhere near the appropriate level. May as well vote for the accelerationist candidate. Sure the Tories will probably get a better Brexit deal but it'll still be watered down.
Nathaniel Adams
Vote UKIP.
Jason Hernandez
Corbyn has the youth vote, however the youth DO NOT vote. They will talk about supporting corbyn, spend hours on twitter hyping him up and talk to all their other labour friends and say "yeah I totally hope jezza wins" but on election day they won't turn up
18-25 demographic had a 36% turnout for brexit. ONE IN THREE PEOPLE
Thomas Adams
Fuck
Wyatt Robinson
shes just like pepe
isnt she ?
Mason Robinson
Who doesn't, they're a reddit exclave Leicester's 8% muslim
