Brit/pol/ - Papers edition

>Corbyn bursts throug 40% in latest poll:
blogs.spectator.co.uk/2017/06/corbyn-bursts-40-per-cent-latest-ipsos-mori-poll/

>Asian Men lead away and rape woman in London
bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-england-london-40135219/woman-led-away-by-men-who-raped-her-in-covent-garden

>Tory candidate South Thanet charged over expenses:
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-kent-40129826

>PM accused of being submissive to Donald Trump:
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40128356

>More noncery at the BBC
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-40134571

>Manchester Police find a significant car in terror investigation:
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40132725

>EU will bypass Trump administration following Paris pullout:
theguardian.com/environment/2017/jun/02/european-leaders-vow-to-keep-fighting-global-warming-despite-us-withdrawal

>Latest Peter Hitchens and Owen Jones:
hitchensblog.mailonsunday.co.uk/2017/05/happy-oak-apple-day.html
theguardian.com/commentisfree/2017/jun/02/tories-school-education-cuts

>BBC Question Time 01/06/17
bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b08sh4g1/question-time-01062017

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What's this nukes are bad meme lads

Leftypol invasion??

Who is too dumb to see the logic behind a deterrent. Why are they equating it with us performing a preemptive strike on an orphanage of disabled muslim schoolgirls

Wrong and bad

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who else /libdem in a safe seat/ here

>that one tripfag who keeps bitching about Trump

muh based assad

Don't worry. We're being infested with reddit cunts and the like. They'll go away once the election is over.

no poles allowed

thanks

What a fucking embarrassment, like a deer in the fucking headlights of an 18 wheeler.

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>Newsnight

Fucking hate the BBC

Everyone's saying that these three seats are going to be won by the Tories.

Will it happen?

>Stock up on the free dog food for when the food banks close.

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>Moray
God I hope so.

what did he mean by this

ST JO KLAXON

Why do we have nuclear weapons why can't we just have LOVE and TOLERANCE?

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Yes. They'll win all the border seats as well.

Possibly, I really hope Moray goes at least. Seeing Robertson give a concession speech would be delightful.

>There's plenty of job offers in Cambridge. Any opinions on the city?

Housing is expensive. As in REALLY fucking expensive. I think only London costs more on average.

Cheeky Welsh cunts taking our Cheshire clay.

>Lol these paranoid deluded idiots thinking nations are going to be nuking us out of nowhere left right and centre

>We should give up our own nukes or there's a risk nations are going to be nuking us out of nowhere left right and centre, and I don't trust the Tories so they'll probably nuke Islamabad because they're evil lol dae save our NHS

>Seats held by Angus McNeil and Alex Salmond
God I hope so

Who /wanksintoasock/ here

Not me - I simply don't understand how this could be better than just doing it in a tissue or down the sink lads. Someone explain the concept?

Give me a quick rundown on Question Time today

Did May get BTFO?

Kek

ARE JO

Who is that women in the top left picture?

>lose weight in time for the beach
if you're still a fat fuck in June give up

Just do it in me pants mate

"I haven't forgotten what you've told me boss, we have no tomorrow but there's still hope for the future. In our struggle to survive the present we push the future further away. Will I see it in my lifetime? Probably not, which means there's no time to waste. Someday the world will no longer need us, no need for the gun, or the hand to pull the trigger. I have to drive out this demon inside me, build a better future. That's what I, hmm, what "we" will leave as our legacy. Another mission, right boss?" ~ Punished Corbyn, a hero denied by his homeland.

reported for being a twat

No, she was mediocre but competent.

Not as polished as Dave but no cock ups.

>chemical Geordie

Genuinely what did he mean by this? Is Labour polling way too high or what?

moray was like 150 votes short of going leave.

Major fishing area, its gonna go con 100%

I think she was a companion in Doctor Who a few years ago

wank in the garden

>tfw there's cunts on here helping a foreign twat steal a British job

Will be making counter memes tomorrow to explain why labour and lib dems are wrong on Tory policy, eg free school meal, dementia tax
All hell is appreciated making and spreading

well brit/pol/?

Because Corbyns comrades have been in full force for the passed month and an actual reasonable argument doesn't quite sit well with their attempted domination of policy. This leads to equating point A) as meaning point Q).

Lads, I think Neil's about to fucking murder someone.

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Diane Abbot writes for the Morning Star?

If Nuttall has just said that he sexually identifies as a Hillsborough victim do you think the left would have accepted him?

The Joke Ox. Was a Vic and Bob sketch I think.

Nuclear weapons have stopped all out wold war

If they absolutely had to make a Fallout reference they could've at least done it to one of the decent Fallout games.

>tells people they don't understand nuclear war
>doesn't understand nuclear deterrant

How do people wank into a tissue without it falling apart? Just end up picking bits off your bellend for an hour

>Corbyn: I won't help Sturgeon

fuck sake lad, hearty kek right there, was not expecting that

>The Joke Ox
Top Kek

Despairing lads, I thought we'd gone beyond the days of a cult of personality carrying somebody to an election. Not being willing to use nukes won't matter. The fact that Labour policies such as tax rate increases, rent controls and mass borrowing make absolutely no economic sense doesn't matter. The fact that the shadow education secretary has no GCSEs and the shadow chancellor is fully blown Marxist doesn't matter. Nor does it matter that the history of the 20th century is also a history of failing socialist policies. I'm thankful that Labour will lose, but I'm despairing at how frankly ridiculous the British public is at being led along this far.

Nukes are the only thing stopping India and Pakistan destroying each other

That is all well and good until some Islamist Paki sneaks into the army and thinks the best way to his 72 virgins is nuclear Armageddon.

They're just a penis extension. We're never going to use them, it's more about national prestige than anything else.
It would be nice if we can have a proper discussion about it as a country.

U av me gigglin

>tfw corbyn is going to win
the rivers will run red with bourgeois blood.

If they're too young to even remember Fallout 1 & 2 they sure aren't qualified to talk about the Cold War.

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>doesn't understand the very simple concept of a deterrent
>call other people idiots

Just watched the QT special and holy shit why are these people so keen on nukes?

Fair play lads. Got bored whilst house-sitting a couple of summers ago, wanked onto some brambles in some private woodland. Felt very wrong, guilty for days afterwards.

Why do you put the tissue in your bellend?

Hold it an inch away from the penis.

Four was probably the only one they played, even 3 despite being shit would've been a better argument. They don't even have clean drinking water in 3, in 4 the shit iss everywhere and there's super high technology growing on trees.

>All these people on twitter saying we should let people nuke us


most of them are pakis and immigrants suprise suprise

>We're never going to use them,
If that were true, we would end up needing to.
If you can't understand that sentence, end yourself.

Skipped Corbyn's section, who won?

>fictitious representations of unlikely events are far more accurate than actual, documented history and research into MAD

There was like 2 seconds, if that, of some people protesting. So fucking that?
>butbutbut it was LIBRULS protesting!
Ok go find me some young people taking to the streets against LGBT rights or whatever, because you'll struggle.

>Remove nuclear weapons
>Conventional warfare becomes viable again.

Are people this retarded?

youtube.com/watch?v=HxN1STgQXW8
>current year
>not listening to the super epic anti-ebil tory anthem

This about sums it up.

The trouble for me is it leaks, usually just shoot into the sink these days senpai.

>Uses forms of fiction rather than actual real nuclear disaster examples.
>Thinks a post nuclear bomb site would be a brown, lifeless desert.

We'd be dead but this guys understanding of what a nuclear apocalypse would be is quite a long shot away from reality. Humanity would still get fucked though.

May. Only wobbles were on meme things not the country being destroyed

same here lad

I imagine Corbyn in a gown walking across that Christmas the soldiers played football.

>usually just shoot into the sink
so you wank standing up? Sounds uncomfy mate